Yingcheng suddenly felt that this time and space was too much nonsense, and directly hacked Liu Bang to death, and then used the pig-killing knife to kill Xiang Yu.

But it's a pity that the traverser who was ambushed by Xiang Yu's side ended up with a few shots.

After being beaten with a cannon, Yingcheng's words before dying were, "Don't hit your face with a cannon, slap your face and hurt your self-esteem." Then the copy was over, and he returned directly to Confucius, secretly glad that he was really prepared, just a copy, and it could be opened again next week, and Win City then followed Brother Onion to travel, they walked through a lot of mountains and rivers, and met many beautiful girls.

Win City then went to another cave with Bingbing, that cave is very comfortable, all kinds of magic weapons are installed, he decided to develop and grow here, hehe, I won't provoke a slap in the face with a little strength like those brainless protagonists, I hide here and wait for myself to be strong before going out. “

But what I didn't expect was that such a nameless cave was actually the legendary fairy garbage dump, all kinds of garbage magic weapons fell down every day, there were flying swords that love to sing, there were gourds that loved to dance, and what was even more infuriating was that the cheap gourd combination, the flying sword sang like a god all day long, "Mutual petting babies and petting each other, seven funny b are really stupid, the wind and rain are still stupid, lalala." ”

And there is a pagoda that is even sicker, scaring people at every turn, I want to lock you in, never be able to live forever, at first I was a little afraid, but now I find that the pagoda has not become big at all, at most a few ants are crushed to death.

Win City is called a depressed and incomprehensible, but fortunately there is Bingbing, as a goddess-level character, as long as the whip is waved, the world is so big, who dares not to listen, if you don't listen, there will be a little Dingding, this is too cruel.

Today, when Yingcheng went to the toilet, he suddenly realized a trick, the so-called avenue is everywhere, who said that people who practice in retreat have to not eat, drink, or pull, wrong, only by enjoying life, can they attain the avenue, Yingcheng couldn't pull it down, constipation, so I saw that there is a kind of dish soap for bathing your intestines in the future.

And cheap, so I bought it, this future express delivery is convenient, Win City has not finished pulling, the goods have arrived, it is a small box, engraved with countless patterns, shiny, a pill down, then a word cool, at that cool moment, Win City enlightenment, he understands, this world life geometry, to be able to find a confidant, it is not a pity to lose the power of life.

So, in Teresa Teng's singing, he realized that the avenue was pouring for thousands of miles, and then on that day, the avenue resonated, countless toilet pits shook, and some collapsed directly.

But this accident has made the world have a writer named Guo Xiaoming, and the reason is nothing more than the reporter asking him, "Why do you not run without pants when the toilet is going to collapse." ”

Guo Xiaoming raised his head and said, "Because my toilet doesn't have a roof, I need to look up at the stars at a 45-degree angle every morning, just like now." ”

But what he didn't expect was that his toilet did not have a roof, but there was a wall, so the wall fell down and broke Guo Xiaoming's leg, so there was a legend of short-legged Guo Xiaoming's love of sorrow.

This world is really full of butterfly effect, Win City decided not to be decadent, he needs to cheer up, move forward, Win City after practicing a thousand miles is to eliminate Brother Onion, he knows that there is Brother Onion, the national husband, he doesn't want to ask for a wife, in order to reinvigorate the ** Silk Army, he wants to kill a way, that night, I want to make you chrysanthemum crippled, full of wounds.

It's a pity that Yingcheng was going to come up and kill it directly, but he never expected that at the critical moment, he couldn't pull it out, he didn't have to pull it, he ate a whole tank of water to give your intestines a bath, but he couldn't pull it out.

So he had an idea, remembered the procrastination spell in the novel, and challenged the book, a thousand years later, we fought to the death in the chrysanthemum platform, and the loser took the initiative to sacrifice the chrysanthemum to be exploded.

Then I finished the challenge book, this challenge book is actually written on straw paper, the straw paper is actually printed with advertising slogans, chrysanthemum cool brand papyrus, you can't do without him in your life, after writing the challenge book, the next thing to wait for a thousand years to write, readers and friends can wait.

Okay, next, what I didn't expect was that Bingbing pulled Yingcheng to a bang, Yingcheng didn't know how to feel it, and it was the first time I saw it when I was hit by a mobile phone, it turned out that the one that gave you a gastrointestinal bath was actually a high-grade laxative with hallucinogens, because future scientists found that laxatives would make people uncomfortable when they were pulled after eating, so it would be okay to add some psychedelics.

It turns out that the so-called enlightenment is actually like this, the reality is so devastating, God, I want to go against the sky, I want to go against the sky.

Yingcheng shouted unwillingly, but unfortunately he didn't win people, and everyone looked at him like a brain-dead.

At this time, Win City was dark in his heart, he sold himself, sold to the devil, and then bought an atomic bomb, and then boom, and there was no more.

Readers will think when they read this, damn it, this is the finale, such a cheat.

Hehe, it won't come, the author waved his pen and came to life, only to see that Yingcheng was suddenly reborn, he shouted, "Lao Tzu hasn't married a wife yet, how can he die." ”

When the onlookers saw this sentence coming out of the mushroom cloud, they immediately took out the spicy strips, and God turned around, let me eat a spicy strip to suppress the shock.

Win City is full of strength at the moment, he needs to vent, readers and friends, are your handwritten papers ready, remember to use chrysanthemum cards, safe and comfortable can also protect Xiao Dingding.

He first thought of Bingbing, but the shemales still can't get along, not to mention the man-machine, the shemales are shouting and shouting to kill, and there is a love between the owner and the mobile phone, so the whole universe can't chase and kill, okay, please leave a message 1 if you support Bingbing, please leave a message 2 if you don't support it, your vote will determine the happiness of the protagonist's lower body.

Before the results come out, let's skip first.,The author is really helpless.,So you don't have to say anything about Lao Tzu's pants are taken off and let me watch this.,The author is also forced to be helpless.,It's too poor.,I can't insert ads.。

You certainly can't imagine that now some unscrupulous profiteers have expanded their advertising business to the field of novels, and you don't want to see the two sides suddenly stop and say, "The reason why I can play so well is because I use a certain brand of chrysanthemum oil, chrysanthemums are not dry, and I don't need to go to the toilet for a few days and nights." "Look at what time this is, oh, I can't say more.

Yingcheng suddenly felt that life was meaningless, thinking that at the beginning, when Yingcheng had just become the protagonist, he also wanted to save the world with waste wood, and soared into the sky, but the reality was to eat instant noodles in the future every day, this instant noodles are so advanced that they do not use water bubbles, as long as they come into contact with the air, they automatically absorb water vapor and begin to transform, eat it for a while, and it is still hot, it is too advanced, but it is still meaningless to eat instant noodles for a long time, only pickling girls can add condiments to life, so Yingcheng decided to pick up girls.