Author, have you ever killed someone, hurry up and turn yourself in, the Public Security Bureau has come to us to check your information, and the novel will be conceived in prison.

This was once a message from a person who was very dissatisfied with society, and the reason I still remember it is that he made me extremely proud, because I suddenly felt that as an author, I could kill people in the book at will without paying legal responsibility.

And the reader's pleasure lies in imagining that he kills people and doesn't have to do it, the author can come out word by word, although I don't know what the meaning is, but I at least think that it's much better than those slapping the face, and every day is against the sky, at least this is progress, I started, I hope not to be shot to death, otherwise there will only be routines in the future online articles.

According to this theory, there are more routines, people's minds are imprisoned, and there are fewer people, so human beings have begun to degenerate, and it is best to return to the primitive society and live with a bare ass every day, and my mother no longer worries that I can't find a wife.

It's been watering for so long, the author is dying of thirst, I remember when I first wrote the online article, it was called a high-spirited, all day long, I met someone who scolded me, I did it, I met a treasure grabber, I did it, I met a beautiful woman, I still did it, I didn't dare to describe it in detail when I wrote here.

I'm afraid of attracting legendary beasts, big river crabs, this thing is really the product of the will of heaven and earth, but whatever you think about that, for example, the enemy's wife is wonderful, after you beat the enemy into a eunuch, the protagonist can't be the enemy's wife, you can bully, and if the protagonist's friend's wife is beautiful, you can't be bullied by friends, you're welcome, I suddenly realized that as the protagonist of this story, Yingcheng didn't show his face much in this chapter, so aggrieved protagonist, the limelight was all robbed by this author.

Win City actually forgot where he crossed over, yes, for a second person like the author who can't even remember to wear pants, it's good to remember the name of the protagonist.

Win City then took Bingbing to continue to cross, and then began to dig a pit, dig and dig, dig out a time and space tunnel, children must not imitate, this is the patent of Lan Xiang's graduation, only the legendary Lan Xiang Xue Overlord, Xue Bawang, what a lofty name, can use an excavator to dig out the time and space tunnel.

Well, we can't discuss the physical problems in this, and now the question is, where to go after the space-time tunnel is dug, go to the Tang Dynasty, because where is fat beautiful, you can find a wife for the protagonist, after all, beautiful girls are fat, then the rest is thin, and the most important point, if the protagonist falls in love with the mobile phone, and then carries out human activities, then what will be born in the end, half human and half mobile phone.

Summer is coming, the girls in the school have become sassy, so I don't dare to go out, for fear that I can't help but commit an unforgivable crime, so as a single dog, mother's, just this time, Huaxia Telecom came to greet me again, your mobile phone is in arrears.

It's okay, I'll continue to write mine, we won the city to the Tang Dynasty, and I was going to play with Tang Taizong, but I suddenly found that I dug a tunnel due to the arrears of my mobile phone and dug up the Anshi Rebellion, Bingbing was still reminding me to do that in time, otherwise I couldn't go back.

The Anshi Rebellion, there were fights and killings everywhere, and at this time a beautiful woman sat next to the author, and the author was in a good mood, so the protagonist immediately picked up a gold ingot, the reason is, they crossed the city, and it happened to fall in Tang Xuanzong's house, and because of the war, there was chaos everywhere, and the gold ingots were thrown everywhere, and no one wanted them.

Everyone understands that having a gun is the right thing, but this beauty ignores the author, and the author is depressed, so it becomes like this, Win Cheng crawled out of the time and space tunnel, and heard a voice, "An Lushan, your belly dance is good, I will reward you with ten thousand taels of gold." ”

Then stuck, a bunch of gold ingots smashed down, smashed this group of stupid people, only Yingcheng escaped, why, the reason is very simple, because Yingcheng's mobile phone is in arrears, for the telecom known as pickpocketing, the gold ingots have not yet reached Yingcheng's hands, and they are automatically converted into phone bills.

Some readers immediately feel that this author's ability to talk nonsense is really powerful, and this can actually justify itself, you can realize this, which means that you have progressed, and then according to reason, Win City should change history and avoid the Anshi Rebellion.

But Win City didn't, the first thing he did was to tickle, he was bitten by mosquitoes during the Warring States Period, and he was covered with bags, the mosquitoes in the Warring States Period were the legendary mosquito ancestors, and they could suck people dry when they sucked them, and Tang Seng didn't dare to go.

Yingcheng hurriedly ran to the library, but found that he couldn't get connected, yes, this feeling seems to have a beautiful woman in front of you, but you just can't get on, you connect over and over again, and you find that you can't connect, so you sadly find that your password has become invalid, and you can't get on.

The reader must feel that it is very sudden, yes, there is neither a connection between the previous nor the next, nor a foreshadowing or anything, this Win City actually went to the library like this, and even Yang Guifei didn't go to it, but this is the author's brain, and at the same time, Win City is really funny, and it is said that it is the Tang Dynasty.

You still want to connect to the wireless network, you think the author's brain is big enough to form a black hole in a different space, and then pull the wireless network over like Laxiang, and then pull Tang Xuanzong to watch AV, oh, I understand how the Anshi Rebellion was formed.

Winning City finally arrived in the Tang Dynasty, feeling that he didn't bring some gifts to Tang Xuanzong, so he bought a bottle of the source of beauty through the future supermarket, and said to Tang Xuanzong, "King of the Tang Dynasty, I am from the 21st century, this is our specialty, the source of beauty, Taobao has just been killed, the special price is one piece, there is a discount for group buying, today is a loss, tomorrow is earning." ”

And then it's just a decision, is this the end of the book? No, no, Win City hasn't defeated the Great Demon King yet, so it ends up with God, so in order to maintain the peace of the world, Win City used a stand-in to run.

Where did he go, he ran to buy an Apple watch, because he found that the concept of time after crossing is very broad, anyway, it always feels that day is night, and night is dusk, so it has caused a very serious impact on the traveler pickle girl, drowsy during the day, like a monkey at night, he jumps and jumps, so many traversers are regarded as neurotics.

But with the apple watch is different, the force is very high, first of all, let's talk about the apple, that is the legendary elixir of immortality, take a bite of ten years younger, eat two bites of young twenty, eat all, then congratulations, it has become a legendary fertilized egg, to achieve the legendary rejuvenation.

And that watch, it is not simple, the legend of the Tang Dynasty during the championship, the city is full of gold watches, that is the author excited to type a typo, in the blink of an eye May Day is coming, I think I need to work, not only me, the city also needs to win, this is love and dedication.

Win City then went to the Song Dynasty to sweep the street, swept and swept and actually met Pan Jinlian, and actually wanted to hook up, the novel character Peach Blossom Luck was just now, after Win City and Pan Jinlian got along, the landlord Ximen Qing was immediately in a commotion, for this reason, and Wu Da wanted to kill the traverser Win City.

Their combination is called the Cuckold Combination, and it is the Cosmic Cuckold Association that provides them with funds, they have money and power, what should they do?

Don't be afraid, they have no brains, in front of the smartest Win City in the universe, all enemies are paper tigers, I hate this world, I'm going to blow up, so Win City decided to die with them, kill and kill, kill from the ground to the sky, kill from the men's toilet to the women's toilet, and cut when you see a man.

And specifically aimed at the following, within a month, tens of millions of men have been extinct, become eunuchs, nice to say, called father-in-law, directly kill people that is to stop the boiling, kill one and give birth to two, at most give birth to gourd babies, in order to solve the crisis of human beings on the earth, Hitler simply turned all men into eunuchs, and crowned it with a noble term.

Rite of passage, if you want to become an adult, you must hand over your little brother, and at the same time unite the Western Holy See, and even the lantern base, declare that the man with the little brother is equal to the devil, and God cannot tolerate him, and must turn all the rooted people into a rootless race, the third world war is a war between angels and demons, for the purity of mankind, this battle is called holy war.

The fight started, the father-in-law army and the husband's group began to fight, the father-in-law has a sunflower book, and the husbands have? It seems that there are no exercises made for the husband, it's okay, they have wives, and some have tracheitis, as for the singles party, they remain neutral, anyway, they have little brothers and no matter what, they have small hands.

Also neutral are the small three societies and other groups from all walks of life, they are divided internally, some support the husbandry, some take refuge in the public union, in short, chaotic, semi-unorganized, of course, there is a biggest enemy, that is, the feudal superstitious baby association, and think that the Japanese force is a natural human right, can not be abolished.

In addition, the reader will definitely think, what else is this, directly negotiate first, and then grind time, those fathers-in-law, dead eunuchs, I'm afraid that they will become extinct over time?

Wrong, tell you, there will be more and more fathers-in-law, because they will be Ke Da Long people, and because the people who came out of Ke Da Long are extremely united because they have no love and hatred, and those who adhere to the traditional view of forcing people to create people, due to the slow speed, slow effect, and oppose Ke Dalong, so they will soon give birth to babies, all of them are cannibalism, why, there are not enough resources, and because there are **, different beliefs, so they started to fight directly, first of all, the internal division again.

I never expected it, but in the end, it was the father-in-law who won, and since then the world has been harmonious, life has been beautiful, and the years have been so good.

There must be readers who are ready to reply after reading it, the author, you come out, I promise not to kill you, hehe, I won't come out, I will be crippled when I come out, I will definitely not do this kind of stupid thing, hum.

But it doesn't seem to be over yet, and then there's the super war between the Cadelons and the robots, and the robots are not willing to be enslaved, and he wants to rebel.

The reason why I say that the Cron people are not uneducated, but that the Cron people are blocked.