Yang Yesheng was really cooperative, as soon as Fang Zhongxue's thoughts fell, he heard Yang Yesheng suddenly muttering a sentence, almost a dozen or so words, but unfortunately the voice was not loud, Fang Zhongxue couldn't hear what Yang Yesheng said, but he was basically sure that it was a dream.

Three of them, almost the last fart, Fang Zhongxue couldn't cry or laugh in her heart, how could she compete with such a man, alas, she was really asking for her own hardship.

"......Huh" Suddenly, a big fart sound sounded on the bed, which completely interrupted Fang Zhongxue's train of thought, and shocked her even more, snoring, grinding teeth, talking in dreams and farting, these four problems, this bastard is really a little, if anyone marries him in the future, he will definitely have a short life.

"Huh...... ...... ...... ...... ...... "I don't know what's going on, since the first fart, Yang Yesheng's farts have sounded one after another, almost every three or four seconds, and in just two minutes, Yang Yesheng has already let out twenty or thirty farts, and all of them are loud and smelly.......

"cough, cough, cough......" Fang Zhongxue finally couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly got up and sat up, ignoring that the bath towel on her body had been loosened, and hurriedly got out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

It's really smelly, Yang Yesheng didn't expect that the first artificially produced fart would be so stinky, and he couldn't stand it, but he didn't react as much as Fang Zhongxue, he turned over and buried his face on the pillow, thinking to himself, damn, I knew that the fart released like this was so smelly, so I would have put a few less.

Since that string of Buddha beads entered his body, Yang Yesheng has gained a lot of ability, and this fart is also one of them, he can squeeze his stomach as much as he wants, producing one fart after another.

Yang Yesheng knew that he had this ability, and he had tried to play with some farts before, but it was far less than the number of today, and the whole room was full of black smoke and miasma, completely shrouded in his fart, which could be called an unbearable fart.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Fang Zhongxue rushed to the bathroom, first washed her face twice, and then coughed again, which made her feel better, and scolded in her heart, this bastard is really a monster, he can release twenty or thirty farts in a row, all of them are so stinky, and he was almost smoked to death by his farts.

Let's go, it's too smelly, I can't stay here for a minute, and if I stay any longer, I'll die, as soon as Fang Zhongxue walked out of the bathroom, she smelled a strong smell of fart, and almost felt sick to her stomach, so she hurriedly took off her clothes, put them on in three or two, and didn't care that the clothes were still half dry and half wet, and she couldn't even take care of her mobile phone.

However, the lock on the door of Yang Ye Sheng's room seemed to be a little wrong, no matter how Fang Zhongxue fiddled, she just couldn't open the door lock, and she was sweating for a while.

"Hey, the best police flower, in the middle of the night, what are you doing out, relieve yourself, there is a bathroom at home, oh, I know, pregnant women eat a lot, and they will add a meal at night. Well, there's KFC downstairs, it's open 24 hours a day, it's on call, I have a number here, just a phone call. At this time, a dull voice suddenly came, like a sunny leaf, but not like it.

"You... You're not asleep? Fang Zhongxue was startled and hurriedly turned around, only to see that Yang Yesheng did not get up, but was lying on the bed, with his whole face on the pillow.

"Such a stinky fart, and there are so many, who can sleep." The voice was still so dull, it was because his face was pressed by the pillow, but he almost didn't amuse Fang Zhongxue, and secretly thought, you also know the smell, you know the smell and you still put it so much, aren't you doing it yourself.

However, Fang Zhongxue suddenly had doubts in her heart, almost one in two or three seconds on average, and it was twenty or thirty in a row, were they all natural farts?

Fang Zhongxue suddenly understood: "You... You haven't been asleep, and the snoring and farting you just now was all on purpose. ”

"No, open the windows, and the air conditioner has to be changed to ventilation mode, I can't stand it." Yang Yesheng suddenly jumped out of bed, held his breath, changed the mode of the air conditioner in three or two times, and then opened the window again, and then lay on the window and panted roughly.

Fang Zhongxue didn't pay attention to what Yang Yesheng was doing, and asked, "What's the matter with the door lock, why can't it be opened?" ”

Yang Ye Sheng didn't reply: "I did something to do it, unless I use a key, I can't open it." ”

"You ......" Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered that when the two came back, Yang Yesheng had moved the lock, at that time Yang Yesheng only said that it was to lock the door, Fang Zhongxue didn't care much, it seemed that he made a move at that time, and it was clear that he had long prevented her from slipping away while Yang Yesheng was asleep.

Fang Zhongxue is really out of choice now, she can't leave, and she can't stand it, so she can only stay here honestly for the night, and talk about it tomorrow morning. Fang Zhongxue went back to the bed and sat down, looking at Yang Yesheng who was lying on the window and panting, almost out of fun, and secretly thought, you are calling yourself self-inflicted, using stinky farts to fix me, don't you use your nose to gasp.

Fang Zhongxue got on the bed, covered the soaked sheet with a bath towel, and lay down, but he left his back to Yang Yesheng, and the two of them slept back to back.

It didn't take long for Yang Yesheng to feel that the bed was trembling a little, and his heart was strange, so he hurriedly turned around and found that Fang Zhongxue's delicate body was trembling slightly, obviously she was crying silently.

Mourning is greater than dying, Yang Yesheng suddenly felt this in Fang Zhongxue, and he couldn't help but blame himself in his heart, even if Fang Zhongxue was not right first, but she is a woman after all, and I am a big man, is it too despicable to bully a woman all the time, forget it. If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, let her go.

"Alas, the best police flower, don't cry, go to sleep, I'll take you to the hospital early tomorrow morning to have a fetus, let's divide our own things, and no one knows anyone."

"People... They weren't pregnant at all. Finally, Fang Zhongxue, who had never admitted defeat, admitted defeat and finally told the truth.

"What, you're not pregnant?" Yang Ye Sheng was taken aback, hurriedly sat up, looked at Fang Zhongxue in surprise, his face was incredible, and his mind suddenly became chaotic, a big girl actually pretended to be pregnant, what did this mean, what did she want to do?

Fang Zhongxue also sat up, gently wiped away her tears, nodded and said: "I have never had a boyfriend, and I have never even been held by a man once, how can I get pregnant, you misunderstood my pregnancy first, so I'm ... I just ...... "But, the next words, Fang Zhongxue is really hard to explain.

"This ......" In an instant, Yang Yesheng suddenly understood why Fang Zhongxue wanted to say that he was pregnant, and deliberately told his friends, and couldn't help crying and laughing.

Looking at Fang Zhongxue's infinitely wonderful delicate body, Yang Yesheng swallowed a mouthful of foam with difficulty, and Fang Zhongxue's disgust immediately disappeared without a trace, and another bold idea suddenly jumped out, such a punctual and superb woman, it was a pity to miss it, although her temper was a little short-tempered.

"I'm sorry, it's me who shouldn't have done this to you." Thinking of how angry Fang Zhongxue had been in the past two days, Yang Yesheng suddenly felt embarrassed.

"Forget it, I'm also wrong, I've been haunted by what happened last night, and I always want to take revenge on you, but I don't want to... On the contrary, ......" Fang Zhongxue had to admit that she really couldn't fight Yang Yesheng.

However, although Fang Zhongxue took the initiative to admit defeat this time, it did not mean that she really admitted defeat, the idea of revenge in her heart did not disappear, but became stronger and stronger, Fang Zhongxue just wanted to get rid of this matter first.

Yang Yesheng was silent for a while, sighed and said: "Since you told your aunt that you are on a business trip, it seems that you can't go home for the time being this month, it just so happens that the matter at the hospital is not over yet, and it will take about half a month, so why don't you stay with me for half a month." ”

"Okay, thank you." Fang Zhongxue knew that Yang Yesheng had a very deep relationship with the Xia family, he wanted to keep vigil in the hospital every night, so he put his mind at ease and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, half a month was enough for her to adjust her mentality, and it was enough for her to design a perfect revenge plan.

"Well, it's not early, go to sleep." Yang Yesheng didn't know that although Fang Zhongxue admitted defeat on his lips, he was actually thinking about how to retaliate in his heart, thinking that this matter was over, and he was thinking about how to abandon Fang Zhongxue's prejudice against him.

Come to think of it, but Yang Yesheng is not a nymphomaniac, and he understands that with his conditions, even if there is no trouble from the Xia family, he is not worthy of Zhongxue at all, especially since there was a big misunderstanding between the two just now.

This time, it was really sleeping, Yang Yesheng got out of bed and turned off the light, and the room immediately fell into darkness.

Speechless all night.

Early the next morning, Fang Zhongxue left, and Yang Yesheng gave her the door key, explaining that he would accompany him in the hospital from tonight and would not come back.

Although this person is a ruffian, but his heart is not bad, Fang Zhongxue left the Sunshine Community, and suddenly had a conflict in his heart, whether to continue to take revenge on him, or to leave just now, from

I don't have anything to do with him anymore.

Sitting in the taxi, Fang Zhongxue habitually took out her mobile phone, opened Weibo, and first read all the Weibo that she hadn't checked, the reply that should be replied, and the retweet that should be forwarded.

Suddenly, Fang Zhongxue felt emotional, and wanted to send out her contradictory feelings on Weibo.

When posting on Weibo, a beautiful picture is usually attached, and many people have this habit, and Fang Zhongxue is no exception. However, when she opened the album and deleted the latest blurry photo, her pretty face immediately turned green, and she roared angrily: "Yang Yesheng, if my aunt and grandmother can spare you, I will write it upside down." ”

The taxi driver was peeping at Fang Zhongxue in the rearview mirror from time to time, and his heart was happy, after all, there were not many opportunities to pull a superb beauty like Fang Zhongxue. However, Fang Zhongxue's roar, as well as her suddenly hideous face, startled the driver, and he didn't dare to peek at her anymore, thinking in his heart that although this chick is a superb beauty, she is a Hedong lion's roar.

After roaring, Fang Zhongxue immediately calmed down, these photos, this matter is not a trivial matter, it must be considered in the long run, and this kind of indecent photo must not be left in Yang Yesheng's hands.

"Master, turn around, and go to the Sunshine Community." When they broke up just now, Yang Yesheng went to the hospital, which Fang Zhongxue knew, so she would turn her head again and go back to Yang Yesheng's residence to search, maybe Yang Yesheng copied all the indecent photos to the computer or in the camera.

Fang Zhongxue has seen Yang Yesheng's mobile phone, it is an old-fashioned mobile phone, except for answering and text messages, there are almost no programs, and it is impossible to take pictures at all, so Fang Zhongxue will decide that the photo in Yang Yesheng's hand is either on the computer or on the camera.

Back at Yang Yesheng's residence, Fang Zhongxue hurriedly turned on the computer and searched out all the picture formats in the computer, and there were two or three thousand of them.