Before writing this chapter today, the author bathed and changed clothes as usual, and washed his hair with bald shampoo, and no one could buy me, except me.

Readers must be complaining, writing a novel is like being a monk, hehe, don't say it, the more that, the more it can reflect my professionalism, how much I love my love.

You must know that the author of a novel has a lot of quirks, for example, a certain author I know, before starting to write, has to talk to his wife.

The reader must be wondering if this product is writing an H book at the moment, wrong, this product is writing fantasy fighting streams, and every time the protagonist is about to fight in the novel, he must first fight with her wife before he can be inspired.

Hehe, after finishing with his wife, this guy immediately ignored the shy wife, picked up her second wife, keyboard, start, patted dada.

It's called a text like a spring, typing happily is like drinking ten barrels of Sprite, the classic line of this product in the author group is, I either have to be with my wife in my life, or with the keyboard pat.

This product has a novel to introduce experience after it is popular.,Writing the fight in the novel must have actual combat experience.,Where does the experience come from.,From the wife.,For example, at the beginning of the novel.,The protagonist is going to be humiliated.,How can I win by surprise.,I thought about it for a long time that day.,When I went to the toilet, I saw my wife's washboard.。

I suddenly remembered the experience of kneeling on the washboard when I drank too much, and it was so impressed that someone immediately asked, how do you remember it when you are drunk.

Let me tell you, you kneel and kneel, you know, kneel for half an hour, and you will wake up with wine.

So I was excited that day, and immediately conceived of an experience where the protagonist was kneeling on the washboard by his fiancée, and then angrily quit the marriage.

It's called a real and deep unforgettable, and when you read it, you feel like you're kneeling on a washboard, and it's a good mess.

Win City reminded the author at this time, the author of your uncle, first pulled more than 500 words, as the protagonist, I haven't appeared yet.

And casually expose the ** of other people's gods, beware of other people's online literature circles chasing you.

Do you want to rebel? Could it be that you want to be the first protagonist in the online literature industry and even the entire world history to rebel, it is really the best author meets the best protagonist, and it is strange to be at home.

Immediately convened a press conference, the world's first protagonist rebelled, about to be born, in history, the author and the protagonist are a family that loves each other, what makes them vendetta against each other, money, power, or love, whether the author is unscrupulous or the protagonist is too black, what kind of unknown secrets are hidden in this, welcome to watch next, in those years, they went all the way to the black.

This protagonist, please come to the stage and speak freely, why do you want to make the author's rebellion, please rest assured, the audience will make decisions for you.

My name is Win City.,It's the protagonist of a book called God-level future mobile phone.,Somehow.,It's related to the author's world.,This author.,I told readers.,It's a **-type gossip man.,Hell-bent on getting out of a strange route in the online literature industry.,So I choked enough.。

Specifically, it was still flying in the Sahara Desert yesterday, and he didn't wipe it after he finished pulling, and he flew directly to the plane of World War II.

The author pondered that it was because of the stomachache last night that I thought too much about my first love, and it was actually normal again, and as a result, I broke up with Hitler and went to seduce that person, and Hitler got angry, and World War II broke out.

Readers, readers, you are commenting on the ceremony, and the author is not.

As soon as these words were finished, there were immediately people who protected the protagonist's association, and added it to the slogan, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-eunuch, and anti-.

The author immediately came up to defend and said, it's not easy for me, I didn't have full attendance this month, and the editor threatened me that if I dare to be a eunuch, beware of your chrysanthemum, I am mentally tortured.

It's not easy, I'm wasting time writing in vain, let everyone have fun, the online literature industry is currently the only one, and there is no semicolon, it's not easy for me to live, this protagonist is not envious of other protagonists who kill people and seize treasures against the sky at every turn, and his eyes are red.

To be honest with you, before writing this chapter, I was an old monk who took a shower and burned incense, like an old monk who gave his life savings to buy a virgin.

Oh, by the way, speaking of the protagonist, why didn't the other protagonist Bingbing come, no opinion? If you have an opinion coming to me, you are welcome.

What I didn't expect was that Bingbing, as a mobile phone in the future, really appeared, and actually leaned on the sword in his left hand, and the dragon slayer knife in his right hand, wow, so fashionable, so sexy, Bingbing, you hack me to death, peony flowers die, and ghosts are also gentle.

Then it was quiet for five minutes, and readers were surprised to find that the author actually took out his mobile phone and couldn't extricate himself from reading the e-book there, and at the same time he was short of breath.

The author was knocked on before he realized that he had become the focus.,Oops,What's that?,I'm sorry.,Writing and writing, I suddenly thought that I was reading a novel.,The male pig's foot is about to push down the iceberg beauty.,So I was distracted and immediately searched for it.,It turned out that the author hadn't updated yet.,So I had to do that.。

A reporter immediately interviewed, don't you feel ashamed as the author who was rebelled by the protagonist? I still have the leisure to read novels on the TV station, and your work ethic I admire is a five-body throw.

The author immediately realized that it was not good, and quickly turned off his mobile phone, which can only be blamed on the fact that your TV station wireless is too good, and it can still be used in the studio, I made history again today, I was the first to read the best novel during the live broadcast.

In addition, I was too nervous, I wanted to eat a spicy strip to suppress the shock, but I didn't know that there were no spicy strips for sale, so miserable.

By the way, it's time for dinner, I have to order a takeout, otherwise my coupon won't work, and the coupon will be mine.

Stuck rubbing, stop, at this time Win City jumped out, do you see it, this is called the second literary and artistic goods of the years and days, and he loves to steal the scene wherever he goes, who is the protagonist, as an author, you actually have more words than the protagonist, it hurts me too much.

Damn,Pit daddy.,I've been pitted again.,This author's update is an update.,The title is also quite exciting.,It's called uniform temptation.,I'm rubbing.,But click in to see.,Wipe is actually a man's crime of seducing women in uniform.,No.,I have to buy a pack of spicy strips to suppress the shock.。

Did you see it, this author is going to be a deep middle school second youth, serious inattention Bingbing has already put the knife and sword on his neck, and he still cares about the updated content of the novel.

The next day, the newspaper headline was published, the protagonist accused the author of stealing the scene, and the author went on TV to blatantly ignore the audience and only care about reading the novel himself.

Readers don't feel surprised after reading this chapter?,That's right,The author is a wonderful flower in the online literature world.,Okay,Don't forget to collect it when you're happy.,After all, it's not easy for us.。

By the way, I'm going to join the Internet Association to feel the warmth of home, but I found a bunch of friends, and the gods don't have to do it, but a man from the Writers Association is still bold, and sure enough, the passion in this world is much more outrageous than the novel.

And the most important point, I confirmed, there are so few girls in the Internet Association, and they can't pick up girls in the name of literary and artistic youth.

Oh, listening to the Writers' Association, there are fewer and fewer girls, and the Artists Association has accepted a lot of beauties this year, but there are too many men in the Writers' Association.

I actually have the idea of breaking away from the Internet Association to engage in abstract painting and deceiving girls.,Yes,I regret dying.,Why didn't I be a painter in the first place.,It's okay to engage in body art for those models.,It's hard to think about it.。

Sure enough, after taking a bath, you can't get upset, otherwise there will be retribution, the author is excited, the stool is limped, think about it, don't have to fall a dog and eat, I have to be a noble author.

Resolutely don't touch the high-voltage line, yes, tell readers a good news, listen to a big brother in my circle said, this year's sweep is coming to an end, and a lot of urban literature is about to be lifted, haha, you can fantasize again.

But as far as I know, most of the good ones who write about the city are virgins, and they are fantasized, which is more exciting than what they have experienced.

Well, not much to say, it is said that many authors of urban small h essays for the elderly are already about to start writing, and the author can't help but look forward to it.