But as far as I know, most of the good ones who write about the city are virgins, and they are fantasized, which is more exciting than what they have experienced.

Well, not much to say, it is said that many authors of urban small h essays for the elderly are already about to start writing, and the author can't help but look forward to it.

It's so miserable, just got on the penguin, and found out that my friend broke up, and I felt so sad when I saw it, we all wanted to hold hands and get married in love, but we lived in an era when there was no result in bed, this may be this real era.

I finally feel like there's nothing to write about today, I just entered the online literary world a few days ago, and it's like I've just talked about a fresh beauty, and after decades of abstinence, it broke out all of a sudden.

This morning, I touched my head, all dandruff, like snowflakes, and last night since I was sued by the protagonist, I drank a lot of beer to come to my senses, and I am really old.

Walking on the street to see, I met countless children, all dressed in fancy clothes, shouting eggplants and eggplants to take pictures, it was really boring, and I suddenly felt like visiting the vegetable market.

Those kids still have Little Red Riding Hood, and I really want to be a big bad wolf and eat him.

I finally had the urge to leave this crazy world with the protagonist, how many of those little dolls would have unmarried pregnancies, how many painless abortions, and how many families would break up.

Win City came directly, the author, you are not God, what do you do with such a wide range, isn't life just an empty place?

You don't understand, God is too busy, how can you notice such a place on Earth, Ultra Planet is enough for them to be busy.

Suddenly I felt uncomfortable with my stomach, so I asked Bingbing to send us to the Three Kingdoms to find Hua Tuo.

You see that it is good to have a god-level future mobile phone, you don't need to register to see a doctor, just go through the past to find a famous doctor, give them a few glass balls when you're done, and then you'll be fine.

The time came to ten o'clock in an instant, and we arrived in the Three Kingdoms, at this time Hua Tuo was ready to operate with Cao Cao, but Cao Cao refused to let him, worried that Hua Tuo wanted to kill him, and feudal superstition killed people.

At the beginning of the mission, rescue the trapped Hua Tuo from Cao Cao's barracks, rescue it to treat your brain, and see if you have hydrocephalus like the eldest son, or brain atrophy like the small-headed father, I didn't come to think about atrophy, how do you know how many times you hit it or obscene, this can't be used as evidence that the author is very obscene.

But I never expected that my protagonist Win City actually fell in love with Diao Chan, what, Diao Chan, that's a man who has **.

So he took out all the money I gave him and bought a bouquet of roses, yes, roses, which came by chrono express.

So Yingcheng confessed, "The rose represents my heart, Diao Chan, I like you." "

But after Diao Chan retreated again and again and saw the flowers, Ying Cheng hurriedly asked, "Could it be that you are allergic to roses, and you should not have roses in time and space." "

As a result, Diao Chan replied, "No, I'm not allergic to flowers, but I'm allergic to flowers and cow dung." ”

After reading it, the reader suddenly felt a little incongruous, but the author described his life of crying and sorrow again.

Congratulations, I guessed most of the time, this dialogue, this tone, is the personal experience of my buddy I just saw on the penguin.

And after he broke up, he sang the funeral of roses all night last night, which made our dormitory, including the dormitory next door, ready to kill Xu Song, and his sadness turned into our pain.

Okay, it's again, our group finally found Hua Tuo, but Hua Tuo's first sentence stunned the author.

He asked, "How did you look like this, friend?" ”

Ying Cheng replied, "What's the matter, this is my father's photo, this is my mother's photo, one riding a dragon and one phosphorus phoenix, how about it, I am a good breed." ”

The old man Hua Tuo touched his beard and said, "Sure enough, it's the dragon and the phoenix that are flying, the dragon and the phoenix are flying." ”

Rub, it's necessary to cheat mom like this, the author I couldn't help laughing.

Oh my God, I'm writing and writing and I don't know where I'm writing.

Win the city for you to appear, I can't pull the author, I want to be a eunuch.

Winning City debuted, finally waited for this day, fortunately I didn't give up, happiness came too hard, and I can finally be cool as the protagonist.

Ying Cheng directly said to Bingbing, let's go, let's leave the author here, and we'll pick him up next summer.

After saying that, Yingcheng and Bingbing dug a hole and left, leaving behind the author who was so angry that he vomited blood, you can't do this.

Ying Cheng and Bingbing said that after getting along with such an author for a long time, they feel that their IQ has been lowered, no wonder people say that you can't debate with a stupid pen, he will lower your grade.

Now it's time to start my protagonist battle, our journey is the sea of stars, enough to die, first we go to buy an island.

It doesn't matter if you don't have money, go and say hello to the protagonist alliance, borrow money from those soldiers and school school bodyguards, and then go to the space-time tunnel.

Go and get me Einstein, Newton, and whoever they are, and then borrow some things from people who write science fiction, and get us all kinds of space fighters.

That's right, you think my goal is just to destroy that world, big mistake, I want to conquer the online literature world, become the overlord of the online literature world, kill all those protagonists, and kowtow to Lao Tzu.

Haha, it's so cool, this is the author's world, I'm going to arrest all the online authors and throw them into various time and space, so that their works will all be eunuchs.

And then the protagonists of the protagonist world have to die because they can't absorb the light of the reader.

Then I not only controlled the author's world, but also unified the protagonist's world, haha, the position of the king of the online literary world is mine, hehe.

The imagination is very beautiful, the reality is very cruel, in order to maintain world peace, I, Sun Wukong, the first animal protagonist in China, are here.

Wincheng, what you think is too simple, do you think that it is really a problem in the pig's foot world that made you come to the author's world, it is very wrong.

You think it's all pie in the sky, you're wrong, it's a good pie thrown down, in order to stoned you to death without legal responsibility, wait.

Predict what the Hereafter will be, and listen to the next breakdown.