Wang Fugui's countermeasure to his mother's nonsense was to change the concept, which was originally a dispute between eating and not eating, and a clever plan turned into a dispute between two and four pieces. In fact, according to the dose, you should have taken two pills, and you don't need to take four. The old lady was rectified by her daughter and knew a lot. Usually she likes to toss every night, and will ask her daughter to put a flat toilet under her buttocks, saying that diapers are not breathable, and her butt wants to be breathable. After a while, he said that the flat toilet hurt his tailbone and wanted to wear diapers instead. In fact, Wang Fugui laid a few towels for her at the tailbone of her flat toilet, which should not harm her tailbone. The old lady was uneventful that night, and slept until dawn. Wang Fugui secretly touched her crotch several times and did it. People are old enough to completely return to their childish state. After the old lady took selenium, her condition improved greatly. And the clinical patient is more than a dozen years younger than her, and has been groggy and sleepy. Sister Ouyang accepted Wang Fugui's suggestion and also went to the pharmacy to buy selenium supplements for her sister to eat. was slapped on the ass and legs by Wang Fugui's mother, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to give her sister selenium supplements anymore. In fact, Wang Fugui's old lady's farts and eyes were blocked the next day.

Wang Fugui not only felt that the women in the business were terrible, but also that the elderly old woman was terrible. A while ago, she attended a health lecture, and most of the people who came to listen to it were old women. The organizer promised to give away health care products, saying that it was a gift not a sale, and absolutely no money would be charged. In order to convince the old woman, the speaker swore a poisonous oath, saying that if he collected money to take the plane back, the plane would crash. The old women clapped in unison, and some screamed. The applause and screams made the speakers' faces white. These old pious women don't understand, and there are some things that can't be applauded and screamed. The applause and screams were both impolite and obscure.

Sister Ouyang rents a small iron bed at night, and sometimes she can sleep for a while. She saw that Wang Fugui was always curled up at the feet of the old lady, and felt that she was too hard, so she suggested that she hire a nurse, and the two took turns on duty. Wang Fugui said, if you ask for it, it's useless. One day at noon, Wang Fugui was tired and hid in the closet to squint for a while. It's only been ten minutes, and the call came, and it was the old lady's. Hurry out of the cupboard. Seeing this, Sister Ouyang couldn't straighten up with a smile and said:

"I saw the old lady calling, and I didn't know who she was calling, and I didn't think she was calling her daughter who was close at hand. If I knew it was you, I would stop her and let you sleep a little longer. ”

Wang Fugui said: "The old lady has no ability now, and her only ability is to make phone calls." ””

"Then you turn off the phone and make her unable to get through to you."

"Then she's going to have to be in a hurry. I can't let her only ability go nowhere, can I? So, it's useless to ask for a nurse, she must be busy making calls as long as I'm not there. I have to come for everything, and there can be no time for leisure. ”

Wang Fugui had no other extravagant hopes, only prayed that the hospital would not find fault with him, and that he could curl up at his mother's feet and sleep for a while.

One night, two vicious nurses barged in and ordered Wang Fugui: "Get up! Get up! ”

Wang Fugui said on the bed: "What is the fierce? As soon as you fell asleep, you woke up, do you think it's easy to accompany you? ”

One of the nurses had a blue bar on his hat and said, "Go and rent a bed, don't sleep in a patient's bed." ”

Wang Fugui sat up and said:

"My mom has been in hospitals all over the country, and I sleep at my mom's feet. The hospital in Xiamen doesn't need me to sleep at my mother's feet, but they have sofas and TVs in their wards, and I sleep on the sofa and act as an escort while watching TV, do you have them? ”

There is a blue bar on the hat, indicating that she is the head nurse, hearing Wang Fugui say this, her face is full of disdain: "We also have a ward with a sofa TV!" It was a high-level ward. ”

Wang Fugui said: "Although my mother is not a high-level cadre, in other places, the ward she lives in is the high-level cadre ward of your hospital. Hurry up, don't make me so noisy that I can't sleep, it's hard to have patients at home, don't you know? ”

The two nurses walked out and chatted as they walked, their voices especially loud in the night. Wang Fugui listened to the head nurse say to the little nurse:

"The family members of the 304 beds are little bald people with umbrellas - lawlessness."

After Sister Ouyang and the nurse and the head nurse walked away, she said, "Do you hear the meaning of the head nurse's words?" Your mother is not a high-level cadre, and she wants to live in a high-level ward, no way! ”

Wang Fugui said: "I'm not a fool, why didn't I hear it? This kind of person is full of servility and strict hierarchy. Tell her that everyone is equal to play the piano to the cow, why should there be a sofa and a TV in the high-level cadre ward, and the ordinary ward can only sleep in a small iron bed that you rent for money? Lu Xun said that the opposite of autocracy is slavery, and by extrapolation, the opposite of slavery is autocracy. This head nurse, don't look at her boogers as an official, she is very powerful, the opposite of a slave is a model of autocracy. The day before yesterday, I saw that the two little nurses were wearing the same white leather shoes, and I teased them: 'Yo, the benefits are good, and the work clothes are also white leather shoes.' The little nurse pouted: 'Think beautifully!' The head nurse buys it in a group, and everyone has to pay for it, and they don't buy it and deduct the bonus. I thought that the head nurse was tired of buying white leather shoes, and he must have reaped the benefits. This little fly can't be photographed by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection. ”

Although Sister Ouyang served her sister conscientiously, a fire broke out in the backyard of her home thousands of miles away, and her wife was also admitted to the hospital. I had no choice but to rush home again. When Sister Ouyang left, she exchanged mobile phone numbers with Wang Fugui, and both of them felt very close to each other. Coincidentally, this day is Friday, and tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends, and my niece doesn't have to go to work. Although my niece is busy, she actually works part-time after retirement, so what she does is kept secret. Sister Ouyang's brother-in-law is a Muslim, and the family does not eat pork. Although the patient who was groggy in bed was of Han nationality, he also followed her husband to eat beef all her life. Wang Fugui felt that letting a patient with gallstones and inflammation so severe that he could not operate on his heart problems eat beef for a long time was tantamount to making her take poison. Wang Fugui's mother had a myocardial infarction 20 years ago, and Chinese medicine told her to avoid beef, and beef has never entered her mouth. Wang Fugui didn't dare to blatantly tell these words to the patient's daughter, but just told Xiaoma that the patient's husband's surname was Ma. Wang Fugui called the patient's daughter Xiaoma, in fact, Xiaoma may be older than her, Lao Wang, and visually feels more than ten years older than Lao Wang. The king said to the pony:

"I have a classmate who is also a Muslim, and he eats pork."

The pony said, "Yes, some people eat it, but my family doesn't eat it." ”

The implication is that her mother doesn't eat either. Lao Wang stopped talking.

Lao Wang found that although Xiaoma was a lot older, he had a son who was 1.8 meters tall and weighed 200 pounds after graduating from college and worked for many years, but he was full of young people's habits. Came to the hospital with a large circuit board and was busy charging her two phones, which were a little smaller than a tablet. Then I was busy with QQ and WeChat, and I didn't sleep at night. Lao Wang got up at two o'clock in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and saw that Xiaoma also put a mobile phone on the stool in front of the bed to watch a movie.

Lao Wang asked Xiaoma: "You have to go to work on Monday, what should your mother do?" ”

"My son said he took time off work to take care of him," Pony said. ”

Lao Wang has a good impression of the pony's son, although he is a young man, busy with work, he comes to see his grandmother every day after work, and feeds his grandmother the wontons and dumplings he bought. This kind of behavior, willing to feed sick elders, is rare among modern young people. Lao Wang just can't figure it out, what the hell is the pony doing, she can't ask for leave? Want to ask the young man's son to take a leave of absence?

Lao Wang asked Xiaoma, "What are you going to do after your mother is discharged from the hospital?" She's sick, and she can't rely on your dad. ”

The reason why Lao Wang dared to say to her face that her father was not good was because Xiaoma once told her that Xiaoma's mother first had an illness seven years ago and passed out in the bathroom, and her father didn't know to call 120, so he only called her. When she came with her son, it was she who called 120. Seven years ago, I fell ill for the first time, and then my mother often got sick, and the time of onset was shorter and shorter, and the last time was a few months ago, and I didn't expect to be sick again in such a short time. Lao Wang meant that she should move to her parents' house or hire a nanny. Who knew that the pony said lightly:

"I'm going to send them to a nursing home."

Lao Wang almost jumped up when he heard the pony say this: "You say, what is the most terrible place in modern China?" ”

"It's supposed to be a prison."

"What's so scary about prison? He is the place where prisoners are given a new lease of life. ”

"So it's supposed to be a mental hospital?"

"Not all the patients in the psychiatric hospital go to the grave."

"And what place do you think it should be?"

"Nursing home! Haven't you heard that there is a popular saying? If you want the old man to die quickly, send him to a nursing home quickly. I have an acquaintance, her mother is in a nursing home, she is paralyzed, and every day someone comes to wipe her feces and pee, that is, she scoops up a handful of toilet paper, and does not change the sheets and bedding after wiping, so that the old man sleeps on a wet and smelly bed, and the old man dies quickly. ”

"I contacted an upscale nursing home."

"Rest! That's the case with even the most upscale nursing homes. Let me tell you a story about an upscale nursing home. ”

Wang then told Pony a story about a high-end nursing home.

"Qinqin Yang Qinyuan" is a high-end nursing home, located in a high-end community.

The environment of the community is elegant, with green shade and fresh air, rubbing blue and rubbing green, and the scenery is pleasant. It is a by-product of real estate developers, after the completion of the community, local materials, with their own real estate to open a high-end nursing home.

A large pre-function room with a ballroom. Two sets of leather sofas on the left and right, amber, exude a sense of wealth. The columns on both sides have calligraphy crappy couplets:

"All the elderly in the world are parents.

All children in the world are children",

Although the font is not good, it shows the owner's feelings of "the old and the old, the young and the young".

I heard that Mr. Xu, who teaches arithmetic in elementary school, lived in this high-end nursing home. Teacher Xu has never been married all her life, and has given all her love to her students, who used to be the 38 Red Flag Bearer and the city model worker.

When I entered the door, I inquired, and the teacher lived on the third floor. I took the elevator up.

The nursing home is really upscale. The inner corridor of the ring has a star-rated hotel fan, the hardware facilities are readily available, the wall facing out of the living room is transparent glass, and a few old people sit on a large sofa that can rotate 360 degrees, and they are watching the scenery. The wide corridor opened the table mahjong, and several old people were playing mahjong cards. Although it was early summer, the cool breeze of the central air conditioner was already wafting in the corridor.

I learned through my understanding that each room is occupied by random people. Some elderly people live in their own homes and charter a separate room.

I saw that there was a companion in Teacher Xu's room and said