From the perspective of the foreign media, they think that Kim Jong-un is the strongest invigorator in history, and from the perspective of the Japanese, they will think: "Whoever (who sees Kim Jong-un) does not cry will be arrested and put in prison, so everyone has to cry." From the perspective of the officials of the court and Xian, their view was: "The Japanese emperor, the lord, and Yoshita do not understand our love for the leader. "The China in the minds of Americans was nothing more than smoking guns, small feet, laundry shops, Chinese restaurants, and peasants depicted in Pearl Sai's "The Earth." The government there is brutal, greedy, and careless for human life. The so-called social revolution was nothing more than a sign of the mob's accession to the throne. From the perspective of the Chinese, Americans are barbarians with green eyes, big noses, and knees that do not bend and kneel, and they are bandits of one of the eight-nation alliances.

The same thing, from different angles, the conclusion is very different. Wang Fugui is an outsider, and from her point of view, Sister Ouyang has a deep brotherhood, and she suffers and bears obligations that she should not bear. From the perspective of the patient's closest relatives, perhaps because some outsiders do not know the inside story of the family, the sister-in-law and aunt are not so selfless. It is difficult for a Qing official to cut off family affairs, and every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. But, no matter what, it is a minimum of morality for others to come all the way to do your duty for you, and for you to be idle at home every day, and to cook some delicious meals and bring them to the sick and their companions for tooth sacrifices. As for their family conflicts, Wang Fugui doesn't know and doesn't want to understand. But there is one thing that the son of man should do at least, the old mother is going to die, the daughter emphasizes that she is busy with work, it is inconvenient to ask for leave, let her aunt accompany her, and she is very picky, which is not filial. My wife is about to die, she is idle all day long, and she is also boastful when she comes, and it is unkind to pick the fat and thin for the sister-in-law who plays a substantial role.

There is a small shop at the entrance of the hospital, and Wang Fugui has to buy a few boiled eggs every day. The proprietress is not very old, unkempt, with bulging eyes and cheeks, and every day she sees Wang Fugui's tape recorder recording the same sentence:

"You bought braised eggs at my house, and you picked it up cheaply. Other braised eggs sell for two pieces, but I only sell them for five pieces. ”

Wang Fugui was too lazy to talk to her. I don't know who this ugly monster is enough for, monopolizing the braised egg market at the entrance of the hospital, there is only this one, there is no other branch, everyone can only buy her braised eggs, and it is reversed black and white, saying that it takes advantage of her. The local market price of braised eggs is one yuan, and she sells them for one yuan and five yuan, and she says that she has suffered a loss. I didn't feel it after listening to her words once, it didn't matter if I heard it twice, I was a little angry after listening to it three times, I was angry when I heard it four times, and after hearing it the fifth time, Wang Fugui finally replied to her:

"Do you have a health certificate? You don't seem to have washed your face in the morning, but you're in the food business. ”

"What? Are you from the health and epidemic prevention station? ”

"Your braised eggs are as small as birds' eggs, and the cost price of raw eggs in the supermarket is at most five jiao. You must have come wholesale, the cost price is at most four corners, and you have earned four times too little? You love money so much, you shouldn't sell braised eggs, you should sell braised bird eggs. Bird eggs are much more expensive than eggs, at least five dollars a piece. ”

"Good! Tomorrow you deliver the goods to me and send the eggs, I don't sell eggs anymore, I sell eggs instead. ”

Wang Fugui didn't reply to her angrily: "Do you want me to deliver it to you?" Go to the tender fresh meat that you see in the right eye, cut in the crotch of the little pseudo-girl! ”

Before the words fell, Wang Fugui ate a braised egg on his forehead. The eggshell cracked, half on top of her head, half on the ground. Wang Fugui was so angry that he was smashed by the egg, rolled up his sleeves, and planned to overturn his pot of braised eggs. After visually measuring the distance, he calculated that the pot of braised eggs had been knocked down and was in her crotch. Her crotch was burned by a boiled egg and she would definitely be hospitalized, so she would not accompany the old lady 24 hours a day, but a 48-hour escort to the old lady and a little lady. Looking at the boss lady's head, although she doesn't pay attention to hygiene, she is tall and big, and it is estimated that she can't beat her. Those who know the times are Junjie, and the heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and they burn her crotch, not only to compensate her for her medical expenses, but also to compensate her for a pot of braised eggs, at that time, her braised eggs must have risen in price, and each has to sell for two pieces. Wang Fugui escaped quickly, and on the way to escape, it was estimated that the braised eggs at the entrance of his hospital would not be able to be bought in the future. The proprietress was distressed about losing a braised egg, and she forgot to collect the three braised eggs that Wang Fugui had just bought.

After Wang Fugui ran away, he concluded hatefully: A woman who does business is terrible. She had heard that the greatest salesman in the world was a man, and he said that even if he was stripped naked and thrown into the desert, he would be able to dig the first pot of gold if a caravan passed by. Wang Fugui felt that women's sales skills were greater than his. Wang Fugui went to run errands a while ago, got on the wrong elevator, should have gone down, and entered the upward elevator. There was a little boy with a peugeot appearance in the elevator, he went to the nineteenth floor, and casually gave Wang Fugui a free physiotherapy card worth 199 yuan, and invited Wang Fugui to have a physiotherapy for nothing without paying. Wang Fugui was a little greedy for small profits, and thought, since it's free, why not let people pinch their backs and rub their stomachs. So he followed the little boy up to the nineteenth floor and entered the little boy's physiotherapy shop. The store is resplendent and splendid, and the little boy is a part-time worker, specializing in seducing people on the nineteenth floor. The owner is from Hong Kong, and it is said that there are many branches across the country.

Wang Fugui was introduced into a private room, his upper body was stripped naked, and he was pushed on his back by a female man, and the Du Mai on his back was rolled out by the female man's hands like a dough for a while, which was quite comfortable and fluttering. The female man then asked Wang Fugui to apply for a card, a VIP card, saying that it was an event today, half price, as long as 8888, and the usual price was doubled.

Wang Fugui didn't want to be pushed back twice in three days, it was far away from home, it was very expensive, and it was very troublesome to take the bus, and he was distressed 8888, so he politely declined. The female man chattered and persuaded endlessly, and even brought the manager in. Wang Fugui lay shirtless on the massage table, talking condescendingly with the faces of the female man and the female manager, and his mouth was like a river of coercion, and he had an idea and came up with a bad idea, saying that he didn't bring money, only a card, and there was no money in the card.

As soon as Wang Fugui's voice fell, like a trick, a pos machine entered the private room, and the two asked Wang Fugui to swipe the card they brought, saying that they had seen some people with poor memory and forgot the money in the card. Wang Fugui said that he had no money to the extent that he could forget the money in the card, and his brain was not to the extent of Alzheimer's. In order to prove that he was poor and his brain was not broken, he took out his bank card from his bag naked and asked them to swipe it, and sure enough, it was only five yuan. But 200 yuan of cash in Wang Fugui's leather wallet was exposed, and it was not hidden in the zippered mezzanine, and they quickly pulled it out, saying that it was better not to pay cash by card. Wang Fugui said, what is 200 yuan enough for? They said, "Pay the deposit!" Wang Fugui was lying naked, with two oily, red faces pressed in the air, timid, helpless, two hundred yuan to pay a deposit, a card, a VIP card, one year, twice a week, the original price is 17776, the preferential price is 8888. Only then did the two females allow Wang Fugui to put on his clothes.

Wang Fugui escaped from the tiger's den and came to the street, was blown by the cold wind, his brain was fresh, and he felt that women were better than men, and the little boy also gave himself a discount card, and invited himself to the 19th floor, and there was no compulsion. After Wang Fugui entered the store, the little boy Gu was a low-headed person and played with his mobile phone. And those two women, if they don't achieve their goal, they are endless! also stripped himself naked, and he was afraid that he would be ugly and not hard. Fortunately, the cash in their wallets was placed in the zippered mezzanine, so they didn't let them see that the bank card was not usually placed in the wallet containing the ID card, otherwise the loss would be great. Those 200 yuan, even if you push back the money today. Fuck, what's free physiotherapy? Deceiving!

Wang Fugui fished a few braised eggs and returned to the ward, and the external contradiction had just ended, and the internal contradiction arose. Wang Fugui shook up his mother's hospital bed and prepared to feed her breakfast. The old lady had just sat upright, and suddenly, she slapped her ass and legs, and shouted:

"Oops! I shouldn't have made up that damn selenium! Selenium supplementation blocked my ass and eyes! ”

It turned out that the old lady, like the patient, had no urinating problems, but she had stool problems, and she didn't solve the stool today. She heard Wang Fugui say that after eating selenium, the stool that came out was like a banana, unlike before eating selenium, eating watermelon to relieve red stool, eating green vegetables to solve green stool, and the stool was not formed, so modern Chinese has the word "one bubble", which was specially invented for. The old lady thinks that human should be soaked and soaked, how can anyone look like a banana? It was already difficult for her to pull a bubble of, and Wang Fugui also forced her to eat selenium, making her bubble banana-like, wouldn't she lie in the anus and refuse to come down?

Wang Fugui saw that the old lady was sprinkled, and he was angry. Forcing her to supplement selenium is like letting her eat arsenic and cream. What is a day of incomprehension and pooping? Someone defecates once a week. Wang Fugui pointed to his mother's nose:

"You listen to me, if you fool around again, I won't care about you, let you be left alone."

When the old lady heard her daughter say this, she immediately coaxed. Her other children are all in other places, and some are still abroad, and life and death are all dependent on Wang Fugui. Then he put his hands together and bowed to the Buddha: "Please! Bye-bye! If you don't care about me, I'll die! ”

Wang Fugui said: "Give me four selenium pills tomorrow!" ”

When the old lady heard her daughter say this, she stretched out her index and middle fingers, "Then I'll eat two." ”

Wang Fugui's countermeasure to his mother's nonsense was to change the concept, which was originally a dispute between eating and not eating, and a clever plan turned into a dispute between two and four pieces. In fact, according to the dose, you should have taken two pills, and you don't need to take four. The old lady was rectified by her daughter and knew a lot. Usually she likes to toss every night, and will ask her daughter to put a flat toilet under her buttocks, saying that diapers are not breathable, and her butt wants to be breathable.