Time flies, especially at the moment when life is getting better and better, life is really like seeing a white horse outside through the crack in the door. They are old, and looking back, I don't know if they will be ashamed that they didn't have the 'old and the old'. It is hard to think that other old people will honor their parents for this virtue. When they get old, they should be ashamed of themselves - I don't know what they look like when they get old. I only know that compared to the red singers when they were young, their appearance today is more different from that of the young red singers. On the last day of 2013, there was a third place on TV, although the eyes were blackened, and it did not cover the old state. The typhoon is even more stretching its head, slumping its waist, and it is strange. As for the mother sitting in the audience, I couldn't describe it because I was clumsy, but I could see the domineering on her face - the spirit of a hegemon in the music world. The third place has certainly read reports about red singers. As if by accident, she talked about how her mother nicknamed her the junior because she always came in third place because she often made small mistakes in competitions. What is this? You scored 300 points in the college entrance examination, and if you say 'always make some small mistakes', you will score 600 points in the college entrance examination? You have poor grades, but on behalf of high-scoring candidates to grab fame and fortune and seize life, do high-scoring candidates agree? This is like a common report on TV, Zhang San scored 300 points in the college entrance examination, but did not reach the admission score line, because he had a good mother, went to the police station to do tricks, and stole Li Si, who scored 600 points in the exam, and replaced Li Si as a college student. Li Si fell off the list inexplicably, and then he was born hard and poor. Zhang San is named on the gold list, with a bright future, and has been brilliant all the way to the present. This is a story of robbing other people's lives. ”

Wang Fugui said: "This report. I've seen it too. I feel very sorry for the red singer. Your opinion is my opinion. ”

Sister Ouyang also talked about a neighbor in her family, who was picky when he was young and asked the man to be handsome. It's not enough to be handsome, you have to speak Mandarin well, and Brother Liang doesn't speak a word of local language. In fact, she has triangular eyes, a hooked nose, and a face like a flat persimmon. So she couldn't get married, so she simply embraced celibacy. In his spare time, he danced and wrote some sweet and sour prose, repeatedly failed, changed his path, and was determined to be a mainland Qiong Yao, specializing in writing romance novels. He also said:

"Literature is the product of depression, how deep the old girl's depression is, and the taste of it, only the person concerned knows."

Sister Ouyang said:

"It's another problem. Writers have to have a life, and writing depends on life experience. Her life is like a piece of frozen meat in the refrigerator, hard, it is estimated that she has never even played a serious kiss, how can she write a good romance novel? Therefore, although she has never stopped writing, she has never seen her work published. She wrote a novel "Love Doesn't Leave Responsibility", and the protagonist is a man who has been deceived. After the manuscript was sent, she waited for an invitation letter inviting her to participate in the "First Great Times Literary Creation Seminar". Famous writers give lectures, comment on the works of the students, and organize the students to go to the world cultural heritage for cultural collection. At first, she was overjoyed, thinking that 'whoever becomes a great instrument must first give up the burden of nest eggs and discard the burden of housework'. I am this piece of material, burning the ointment and following the sundial, eating clothes and food, and finally knocking on the door of literature. Later, she saw that it was written at the bottom of the invitation that each person needed to pay a conference fee of 10,000 yuan, which scared her legs. Although she is fed alone and the whole family is not hungry, she is notoriously picky about money. There are three kinds of door picking; First, be kind to yourself and others. Second, thin self and kindness. Third, thin oneself and thin others. She belongs to the third type of people, who are stingy with herself and others. She has saved a lot of money in case she gets old. How can you spend a lot of money to go to a meeting? It was more painful than biting her flesh, and the matter was over. She is still a star chaser, for a while, she watched TV and was shocked to learn that the idol in her heart, star X went to prison, and her heart ached like a bone erosion. I also read in the newspaper that X was unhappy in prison and had gray hair. She followed X's movements closely, and read the newspaper that X didn't bring hair dye after he went to prison, and his gray hair grew before he went to prison. Yu Yijia decided to go to Beijing to visit the prison, and also bought a pure natural green ecological hair dye, ready to send it to X, so that he could dye his hair in prison. Later, she failed to make the trip because she finally had a new boyfriend, Lao and Hu, and Lao and Hu ordered her to stop! If you dare to go to Beijing, I will say goodbye to you when you come back! She doesn't want to lose Lao and Hu for X. Although she chases stars, she is not to the point of ignoring love.

It turns out that Lao and Hu's attitude towards X is 180 degrees opposite to Yu Yijia. Lao and Hu hated X, saying that he was coaxed and boasted of enjoying the treatment of the head of state, and the crowds of fans chased him. Lao and Hu are jealous of X's love history, and Lao and Hu estimate that X has befriended as many women as he used to go to the banquet. Now, this love seed has encountered the worst terrain, and it is estimated that the cement floor of the prison will not grow the flowers and fruits of love no matter what. He deserves it, look at him! There is another reason why Lao and Hu don't like X, they are very unconvinced, and they are not convinced that X is better than him, the contractor, and now he is called a real estate developer. In the past, the Chinese despised the drama, and in "Dream of the Red Mansion", Jia Baoyu was notoriously severely beaten by his father Jia Zhengna, accused of "wandering and gifting private goods", that is, befriending the actor and giving gifts. After the liberation, the government returned the status that the actors deserved, respecting them as artists, and artists are just salarymen, and no one is richer than X. After that, most people could not escape, thinking that the literary and artistic world was once the hardest hit area, with countless casualties. Lao and Hu feel that X is like living in heaven in China, and he actually has to do bad things and go to prison. He deserved it!

The old virgin was so frightened by Lao and Hu that she didn't dare to go to Beijing to visit the prison. After that, she broke with Lao and Hu again, and no matter how many men she talked about, there was only one ending - breaking, and she couldn't help but regret it. If you know today, why bother in the first place. I should have gone to Beijing without hesitation, but now it's too late to go, and X has been released.

Wang Fugui is noncommittal about the life of Ouyang's eldest sister and neighbor, and feels that this is also a kind of life - in real life, most of the lives of old virgins are prosperous and full of flowers. It's very different from Maupassant's old virgin.

Sister Ouyang often took the time to go out when her niece and brother-in-law came to buy some wontons and rice balls for her sister to feed, but she always ate hospital meals by herself. The pain of eating and stomach for more than ten days, coupled with the fact that she could hardly sleep at night, made Wang Fugui sigh. This sin should not have been borne by her.

Whenever there is a heart problem, the urine and urine will also join in the fun. It's a chain reaction, the drains are clogged, and the toilets are clogged. Sister Ouyang's sister has not had a stool since she was admitted to the hospital, and she can't even understand how to urinate. Sister Ouyang asked the nurse to catheter her sister. On the night of catheterization, Sister Ouyang didn't sleep all night, her sister screamed hoarsely all night after using the catheter, and strongly asked the nurse to remove her urinary catheter, and the nurse lowered her voice to make a popular science report on it:

"You see, it only took me a second to get off it. But you must ask for it to be given to you again, it is very troublesome, and you have been calling for a long time to put a urinary catheter on you. ”

Neither Wang Fugui's mother nor daughter had sleep disorders. Wang Fugui was able to sleep until the completion of the bridge at the door of her home, and set off firecrackers all night, the family was so noisy that she hated it, and she didn't sleep all night, she actually slept until dawn, and she didn't feel the sound outside at night.

However, in a small space, someone next to her screamed all night, and she finally felt it and was harassed all night. When it was almost dawn, she squeezed at her mother's feet, closed her eyes, and said to Sister Ouyang, who had been sleepless all night:

"Is catheterization that painful? My mom also urinated, but she didn't call it. I guess your sister's pain should be psychological rather than physical. ”

Wang Fugui said this on his lips, and he was playing Xiao Jiujiu in his heart. It seems that we have to negotiate with the hospital and change the room. Who can stand the night screaming in the same room? ”

But she was a little reluctant, after all, Sister Ouyang was a rare chance encounter.

However, Wang Fugui was wrong. The catheterized person is indeed not fooling around. It turns out that the current urinary catheterization device has been upgraded, just like Apple 5 has been upgraded to Apple 6, with a switch, it can be turned off to make people not pee, and turning on the switch makes people pee. After the nurse guided the patient to urinate, she forgot to open the valve, so although the patient was inserted with a urinary catheter, the bladder was still swollen, and the double pain was - there was a foreign body in the urethra and the bladder was swollen like a blow, so it was screaming and making trouble. After Wang Fugui stopped talking, Sister Ouyang suddenly Columbus discovered the New World, turned on the urinary catheter switch, and as the urine flowed downward, her sister immediately shut up. For this reason, Sister Ouyang negotiated with the nurse, and the nurse blushed and reddened, but immediately after that, she was clean. said that she opened the valve of the urinary catheter before leaving, and the valve was opened by Sister Ouyang. Sister Ouyang's urine bubble hurts in the middle of the night, Sister Ouyang was also framed for the crime of false accusation, and Sister Ouyang planned to go to the head nurse to negotiate. Wang Fugui persuaded Sister Ouyang to let some people know, the little nurse should know that it was wrong, it was her turn to slap Sister Ouyang's ass on duty, and even Wang Fugui was stained, her mother had something to call her, and she ran fast.

Wang Fugui is more assured of the hospital's medical skills. She has an acquaintance, went to work in Thailand, just a small electrocution, was hurt by the Thai hospital to rot like the old girl wrapped her little feet, had to amputate her limbs, the wound has not healed, can only return to China, go to Shanghai Hospital, it is estimated that it is a small hospital, treatment for a long time, the wound is still bloody. Hurry back and go to AK Hospital, where he amputated his right hand a little bit, treated it carefully, and finally healed. But there were also troubles at AK Hospital that were published in the newspapers; A man with a disease in his right leg was stabbed in the left leg by the hospital's doctor. In short, people are knives, I am fish and meat, and I entered the hospital, and the patient's life is in the hands of the doctor.

On this day, Sister Ouyang took her brother-in-law and niece to hurry out to buy some delicious food for her sister. Wang Fugui listened to the words of her brother-in-law and niece, and was not satisfied with Sister Ouyang, the free nurse, and complained a lot. Wang Fugui was upset with Sister Ouyang, and couldn't figure it out, so he asked a 24-hour nurse for full care, which cost nearly two hundred a day, and it was not intimate. Now that there is such a satisfactory free care, what are you not satisfied with? Besides, this is your responsibility, and when others pick up the burden on your shoulders, you are not only not grateful, but you also pick your nose and eyes, which makes people unable to figure it out. After thinking about it carefully, I finally figured it out. Everything has an angle. The magazine said that Kim Jong-un of the DPRK and Xian visited various places, and there were often scenes of the DPRK and Xian people hugging or holding Kim Jong-un without any scruples. And Kim Jong-un himself will also take the initiative to make some intimate contact with the people being inspected, such as picking up people's children and taking photos together. At the same time, almost all of the people were moved to tears. Even during Kim Jong-un's inspection, one woman fainted and fell to the ground. The officials of the DPRK and Xian, who accompanied the inspection, said very seriously: "She must have been so excited that she fainted from crying." ”