It's the old tide woman who is making trouble. It turned out that the old tide woman introduced Xiao Cao to her daughter, who opened a restaurant, was busy, and had no time to deal with Xiao Cao. Xiao Cao spent his efforts on the old tide mother-in-law and son-in-law, and came to lobby all day long. The son-in-law originally smoked soft China, and wanted to change his taste to smoke other cigarettes and hook up with Xiaocao. However, the falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, Xiao Cao looks down on the old tide mother-in-law and son-in-law to eat soft rice, relies on women to smoke soft China, and does not accept the seduction. Although the old Chao mother-in-law and son-in-law did not catch Xiao Cao, they aroused the determination to change the world, learn from their mother-in-law, go to the Internet to be busy, and finally have a mistress, and want to divorce his wife. She is willing to break the jar and break with a hundred old men, but she doesn't want her daughter to follow in her mother's footsteps, and she doesn't want her daughter to divorce. The old tide woman couldn't catch the dead crab alive, so she had no way to take her son-in-law, so she asked Xiao Cao for the crime, saying that the son-in-law was damaged by Xiao Cao's sassy fox, and he rolled on the ground. Some onlookers persuaded her to get up, saying that it was unlucky for a woman to sleep on someone else's floor, and that the rule of the old law was to keep someone else's house safe for three years. When the old tide woman heard that she was asked to keep the store safe for three years, she quickly got up.

I just pressed the gourd here, and the scoop on the other side.

Sister Miao came again to ask the teacher about the crime. It turned out that Sister Miao's mother originally lived in her son's house, and Sister Miao showed off, and there was a free health doctor at home to bring her mother. My mother used a "high-frequency potential therapy instrument", and her thin groin was bloated and huge, and she grew intestinal gas, and the doctor asked her to operate. The old lady had a heart attack, and the doctor originally asked her to take a bridge, but the old lady was afraid of dying on the operating table and never dared to operate. Now for the sake of small intestines, she is actually asked to go to her internal guillotine, and she refuses to go on stage to death. The doctor heard that she had a heart condition, and he didn't dare to do anything to her small intestines. The old woman hated and was angry at the bulge in her crotch, which made her unable to walk, and said that her daughter was going to kill her. Sister Miao did bad things with good intentions, was wronged, and had a debt, so she found the seller of the "health doctor" and asked Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Xie to give an explanation.

Lao Yu's wife, Mrs. Yu, came back from her parents' house these days. She also rushed over when she saw the excitement in the store. Her family's "high-frequency potential therapy device" is fine. But there was something wrong with her person, she was blocked, and she was constipated. She heard from her husband that there was a problem with the "high-frequency potential therapy instrument" of the Jin family next door, and she was about to return it, and she also wanted to catch the same car, so she returned her goods. Qian Yongquan listened to Mrs. Yu's negotiation with Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Xie, and saw that there was a lot of noise in the store, and she was moved by compassion, and she didn't want the wall to fall down and everyone pushed it.

The commotion in the store shook half of the community, and all the old men and women at home came. This is the quintessence of the country, and he loves to join in the fun, especially the old people who have nothing to do and are idle.

Lao Yu has already arrived. When he saw that the shop was black and oppressing a room full of people, he had a strong desire to express himself, cleared his throat, and began to give a speech without the permission of the shopkeeper:

"Ladies and gentlemen, old brothers and sisters, hello all! Today, I want to tell you the truth. I want to tell you that instead of believing in this 'High Frequency Potential Therapy Machine', you should believe in yourself. My health regimen is: 1. Good nutrition. Second, get enough sleep. Three, perseverance in exercise. Fourth, be kind to others, not jealous or jealous, great virtue will have its longevity, and benevolence will live a long life. Fifth, the loving relationship between husband and wife. ”

Lao Yu put his motto: eat meat, sleep, exercise, express it in words, and supplement it. Lao Yu continued:

"I'm not an indifferent person, and whenever I see someone opening a shop, I sincerely hope that his business will prosper and his wealth will be lulling. Every time I pass by Xiao Zhou's barber shop on South Street, as long as I see a lady perming her hair in the shop, I am very happy, knowing that he can earn hundreds of dollars by perming a woman's head. The small supermarket on North Street, ready to open I'm worried about the boss, our community, there is a big supermarket at the front and back doors, and he gets a small supermarket in the middle, can you win? Big supermarkets often do manufacturers to make profits, are manufacturers willing to give you such a small store to do? There are many things in the big supermarket, and there is everything to choose from, do you have a small supermarket? In fact, people's mentality of buying things is the same as the emperor's choice of concubines, the more the merrier. Your small supermarket takes a few steps back and forth, can you choose the one you want? Go to the big supermarket to buy milk, there are so many varieties. Does it have a small supermarket? Don't dare to buy milk indiscriminately, as long as it can increase the detection value of protein, those black-hearted and black-lung milk suppliers will let him pee in milk, and he will do it. Big supermarkets have discounted more than half of the shelf life, can small supermarkets afford it? I went to a big supermarket, picked out food with more than half of the shelf life, bought one get one free, and the CPL fell by 50%. I would like to warn you to go shopping in a big supermarket, and you have to be quick to see and move. A few days ago, I went to Carrefour in the south and saw that five liters of non-GMO corn germ oil were sold for 40.1 barrel, and I immediately bought two barrels. The next day, the exact same barrel of oil became eighty-four yuan. I made more than 60 dollars a day. Of course, big supermarkets also have disadvantages that small supermarkets don't have. I once was in a big supermarket, I picked up a box of condoms on the shelf, shook it, and it turned out to be empty, and the box was burglarized. This kind of thief passing through the security gate will not be called by the electronic police. It is impossible for a small supermarket to have this kind of loss, and the four eyes of the boss and the proprietress are like four light bulbs, so that the thieves can't do it. Sure enough, soon after, the small supermarket closed, and I was sad for several days. I watched it open for renovation, and it cost a lot of money, and it was all wasted. However, every time I see Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Xie, this store is full of customers, which is very unpleasant. Don't I want them to make a fortune and become rich? Why is that? You look at the tea seller on the front street, and the recruitment advertisement at the door is erected, requiring good facial features and good temperament. Look at the salesperson in the store, either he has a scar on his upper eyelid or a freckle on his face. There was a girl with a long upper lip, she said that she could touch her nose when she could lift it, I didn't believe it, she showed it to me, and she kicked her nose on her face. What is it called? If the name is not true, even if it is a job advertisement, it must be honest and not fake. Even if he sells tea in the store and does not sell salesmen, he must be honest, and the salespeople he recruits must have good facial features and good temperament. What is missing in Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Liu's store? Good faith! False! The more people they have in the store, the more worried I am about the number of people who will be scammed. Everything in the world must be honest, and there can be no fakes. Recently, "China Youth Daily" did a very happy thing and published an article entitled "'Genius Han Han' is the biggest scandal in the contemporary literary world", the article said that Han Han's "After the End" is a bad movie, and this film is full of imitations: Alu deceived Ma Haohan's car, which is a similar copy of a bridge section of the classic American road movie "Crazy Flowers on the End of the Road": the three people peeing side by side in the open air is a parody of the American road movie "Easy Rider". The logic of "After the End" is chaotic, it is a bad literary film that plays the card of youth frustration, with rebellion as the label and confusion as the mood of 'Han Han's youth and feelings,' is a dream of coveting fame and fortune in his bones. This is a copy of Han Han's own ascendancy. In 2000, Han Han, a high school dropout who failed seven cultural courses, was packaged and hyped as a writer, a person who lacked knowledge of literature and history, lacked language skills, and lacked social morality became a writer. This incident gives young people a very bad misleading: even if young people no longer learn and have no moral strength, they can become famous and get ahead through fake packaging. "Chang Tan Magazine" said: "Cleaning up the 'history of the genius Han Han's fame' is not only a necessity to give history the truth and the literary world to judge right and wrong, but also to eliminate the poison of anti-intellectualism, which has been deeply poisonous to Chinese culture since the 20 th century, and to give correct guidance to young people." "Sina Review" said: "In the fifteen years since becoming famous, Han Han has become a brand spokesperson with huge gold absorption capital. It is these interest groups that have joined forces to resist and control the questioning of tearing through their camouflage and exposing their true identity. The verification of the 'fake genius writer Han Han' will not only confirm the biggest scandal in the contemporary literary world, but also an opportunity to lift the lid of the contemporary Chinese literary world. What does all this mean? Explain how famous a fake thing is, how bad it is! It is not easy for elderly people to save a few dollars, and I am worried that their hard-earned money will be wasted all their lives. You see, their 'high-frequency potential therapy instrument' can cure all diseases, who believes it? My old woman bought it not only did not cure the old problem, but added a new blockage, ate it, and couldn't get out. Nowadays, people live a good life, and they are worried about eating themselves badly, but they are not worried that they will protest if they pinch their old neck. My old woman is afraid of being fat and afraid to eat meat, afraid of high triglycerides and afraid of eating salt. She also read a book written by the Yankees, saying "goodbye to eggs and milk, goodbye to sugar and white flour." I really want to say to her, then you're dead! My old lady is very generous with inexplicable money, and she buys this instrument wallet faster than anyone else, and she is very picky about her mouth, and she has to count every penny and two. How can this kind of person be in good health? If you are sick and don't find a reason, don't you entrust your net worth and life to this machine, isn't it a mistake? I still say the same thing, people want to be healthy, one, they must eat well. Second, sleep well. Third, keep exercising. Fourth, we must have a good attitude. Fifth, it is necessary to live in harmony with husband and wife. I saw an elderly couple buying insurance in the insurance company a few days ago, maybe it was life accident insurance. The old woman really asked the insurance company staff, saying what if her old man had a stroke? What to do if you are paralyzed? What should I do if I have cancer? What to do about myocardial infarction? What to do about necrosis of the femoral head? Oh, all the terrible diseases in the world let this healthy and healthy stand aside, and the old man who was like a goose stood up, and the old man listened to the old woman make him get so many diseases, and his face changed suddenly. I was afraid that he would faint, so I hurriedly let him sit on the stool. Is there such a curse on the old man? Is there such a relationship between husband and wife? I think this old woman should die early, so that my wife can live a few more years.