Mrs. Yu sat on a swivel chair in the corner, waiting for the store to negotiate with Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Liu. Lao Yu didn't see his wife, but Mrs. Yu heard her husband treat her ** as dust. I didn't get angry, and I also stood up to expose Lao Yu, saying that Lao Yu was snoring, booming, and driving in the room like a bullet train. He still grinds his teeth, and he barks like a mouse. At first, she thought that Lao Yu had roundworms in her stomach, so she bought "intestinal worm clear" and asked him to eat it, but Lao Yu refused, saying that he never took medicine. She thought of an idea and separated the two pieces, one was ground and put in the wolfberry walnut powder tea that Lao Yu drank in the morning, and the other was put in the yogurt that Lao Yu ate at night. He is sick, not worms, and grinding his teeth is like a ghost grinding, and he has to push it all night.

Mrs. Yu's speech was very principled, and she should not publicize the ugliness of her family. Exposing her husband is measured, and the fur thing is a little bit, and some accounts have to be calculated at home. For example, he said that he went to the supermarket to buy things at a discount, but she had never seen it, and she wanted to come to this cunning old fox and tear off the buy-one-get-one-free bundle tape when he came out of the supermarket. No wonder he always feels like the food he buys from the supermarket feels sticky to the touch. No wonder Mr. Yu refused to hand over the computer invoice printed by the supermarket, and threw it away when he said the supermarket. Scare! Buy two barrels of oil and rub oil for more than six years, and he will definitely buy meat to eat with the extra money, what a pile of fat meat it will be! It's much thicker than his two-petaled old buttocks, so I have to eat him to death!

The economic power of the Yu family is managed by his wife, and the two salary cards are in Mrs. Yu's bag, and Lao Yu buys things and reimburses them. It's not that Mrs. Yu is bad to her husband, on the contrary, it's that Mrs. Yu is good to her husband. She was afraid that her husband would have money to eat and drink, so that this glutton would not die well. Mrs. Yu is also self-protecting, playing the card of vowing not to be a widow. However, Mrs. Yu is very principled in controlling her husband's money. Some money, not only does she not control his use, but encourages him to use it. My husband loves books all his life, and when he sees good books, he is like seeing beautiful women, he is salivating, he was poor when he was young, and he always bought books on his stomach. Mrs. Yu not only was not jealous, but took the initiative to let Xian share the bed with him, so that he could share the mandarin duck pillow and the hibiscus account with his favorite every day.

Lao Yu's favorite thing about his wife is her filial piety. Lao Yu is also filial, and sincerely wishes the old man and the old mother-in-law a long life. Let the wife stay at her mother's house for a long time, don't go home and take care of your own mouth. Lao Yu thinks that his wife is like a breeder who raises Beijing ducks, and the keeper pinched the duck's neck and stuffed the duck's beak to make the duck fat quickly. The wife pinched her throat to prevent herself from getting fat. Pity him for envying the general's belly of his peers, how happy he must be to eat, his belly is bulging like a pumpkin! My wife always likes to check his accounts when he gets home, he emphasizes the increase in CPL, and besides, what can you do if you eat everything!

Mrs. Yu is going to go home to find Lao Yu to calculate the following accounts: first, why are she so concerned about the appearance of the female saleswoman in the tea shop, and she thinks that the female saleswoman recruited by the boss is not standard enough, and even goes to see people's lips in a serious way, do you want the boss to recruit a beautiful saleswoman to tease? Second, why is it said that the mentality of human beings buying things is like the emperor's choice of concubines, the more the merrier! Choose the prettiest one. Do you regret that you didn't choose the head when you entered the Xiaoyi store, and chose the one you didn't like? The subconscious of you gluttonous pervert is exposed through words. Third, how many goods are bought one get one free? Are the barrels of oil in the corner all four-nine-nine? You're all seven, eight, eight, nine. I'm at home, how come you've never seen a good thing about buying a two-penny goods and paying a penny? I don't worry about your corruption, I worry about your illness from your mouth. Fourth, what do you do when you go to a big supermarket to see condoms? You're old enough to be safe without a condom, what do you see? Do you want to go to Miss? Make protective clothing, protect against AIDS? Fifth, I agree to you go to the insurance company to buy insurance, what do you care about other people's husbands and wives? I still wish that other people's old women died early, this is the subconscious, I wish I died early, and you are nonsense in the world!

Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Xie were complacent when they saw that Lao Yu was going to make a speech at first, thinking that Uncle Yu would support them and help them solve the crisis. Because Lao Yu is amiable in their hearts. Scare! This old guy turned out to be a two-faced, smiling tiger, and the smiling tiger turned his face worse than a crying tiger. The three of them squeezed their noses and made a secret signal, trying to work together to fix him. They didn't dare to come to the real thing for a long time, because they all realized that today's store was a powder keg, and if they couldn't bear it, they would make a big plan and it would explode and burn.

This day was August 26, and Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Liu called it the August 26 incident.

After the August 26 incident, the business of the store was barbed wire into the forest. After that, I didn't sell a single "high-frequency potential therapy device". In the end, it even reached the point where "Hades opened a restaurant, and ghosts didn't enter". They summed up the lessons and learned and agreed that the problem was the old tide woman, who was splashing and rolling in the shop, causing bad luck and causing them to lose their peace. The high rent made the three of them feel like they were sitting on a powder keg again. They held a meeting to discuss countermeasures, believing that the thorn bush is not a place for the phoenix. The neighborhood is too small, so we have to move to a big place. They are still full of confidence in the future, and they comfort themselves with a wise quote from the newspaper: "It is not the applause of flowers that inspires you to walk through the mud, but your enemies." When they moved out of the store, the Jin family's "high-frequency potential therapy instrument" was still suffering from neuropathy. Of course, if Mrs. Yu wants to return the goods, it is even more impossible. Their store sells "far-infrared silver-ion multi-functional jade mattresses" to a young couple, and the advertised effect is better than that of a "high-frequency potential therapy instrument". The opening of this new store has become another piece of Qian Yongquan's heart. She knew that Jin Sheng had another target for moths to fight fire.