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This second! The atmosphere seemed to freeze, and Xiao Momo's eyes widened. txt/

Relieved, I was about to rush up to stop Chen Xin from making a big mistake, this guy had already drunk, and at this second I only felt that my worldview had collapsed.

"Poof...... Hahaha! Xiao Momo relieved herself, and at first she couldn't hold back her laughter, but after only holding on for a second, she couldn't stand up with a straight laugh.

I can't help but laugh out loud, your sister! Are you a monkey invited to tease?

Chen Xin stood up from the ground, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, looking like an aftertaste, and looked around the bathroom again, and said: "You modern people are so strange, the taste of water in this electric well is really not flattering, there is a strange smell!" ”

"Hahaha! Liu...... Liu Yang, I can't stand it! Tears are out! Xiao Momo directly supported my shoulder, holding her stomach and laughing.

I raised my hand and patted my head, feeling more and more that this guy was sent by God to make a joke!

"Isn't this thing called an electric water well?"

"That...... Brother Chen! This is called a toilet, not an electric well! ”

"Toilet! What is that for? ”

"The toilet is all about and peeing! Another name is Maokeng! Xiao Momo on the side spoke first.

Sure enough, hearing this, Chen Xin's whole person was stunned as if he had been electrocuted, and his face turned from pale to black, and finally completely turned purple.

"What's that...... Brother Chen, why don't you go to bed first! When I get to Chengdu, I'll introduce you to the current things! ”

Chen Xin didn't speak, just walked out of the bathroom silently with a black face, and then lay straight on the bed, without saying a word, without moving, I went out to have a look! The good guy startled me, and wondered if the water pollution of our Great Celestial Empire had reached the point where Cheng Dù, who could poison yellow-eyed zombies?

Chen ...... Brother Chen, are you alright? I asked tentatively. Read the full text of the latest chapter.

Hearing this, Chen Xin's body moved, turned his head to look at me, and said, "It's too dangerous here, I want to go back!" ”

Thump!

Chen Xin's answer almost didn't make me kneel directly on the ground, the more I heard this sentence, the more familiar I felt, the current Chen Xin is like a Martian in my eyes, he feels that the whole earth is dangerous, and wants to go back to Mars.

"Hey! You're also a yellow-eyed zombie, immortal! Isn't it just that if you drink water in the pit, you won't die! Xiao Momo made up for fear that the world would not be chaotic, I turned around and glared at her fiercely, so frightened that Xiao Momo stuck out her tongue and obediently stepped aside.

"That Brother Chen, you have a good rest first, and don't be in a hurry to integrate into modern society!"

Chen Xin didn't answer, I took my mobile phone and walked to the balcony, and breathed a sigh of relief, good guy, this master was finally born, if he was allowed to explore the outside world, he would definitely be able to create a zào out of the south, through the north, and on the train track. The undefeated myth of drinking water in the toilet.

As soon as the phone was fully charged, a bunch of missed calls and text messages popped up as soon as I turned it on, and most of them were calls from Yin Ling.

I dialed the phone back casually, and it was immediately connected, and before I could speak, there was an instant roar like Yin Ling's lioness on the other end of the phone.

"Good boy, you can endure it! If you dare not answer the old lady's call, you will cut it off yourself, or the old lady will help you! ”

Good fellow, that tall ninety-decibel voice almost didn't directly pop my eardrums, "That! Yin Ling, I ......"

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"You what you! Liu Yang, listen to the old lady, the old lady is very angry now! ”

"There's a kind of you who will never come out, and if you let the old lady see you, you will definitely break your legs! Including the third leg! ”

I only felt a cold sweat swishing on my back, and subconsciously tightened my legs, and Yin Ling scolded me for half an hour.

"That...... Are you tired of scolding? ”

"Don't give the old lady a calf, if you don't explain to the old lady for so long, I'll kill you!"

After half an hour, I told Yin Ling all the things in Lijiazhai completely, of course, I deliberately exaggerated some of the plots, saying that it was called a smallpox, and it was like I picked up a small life as if it was more difficult than Tang Seng to take the Western Scriptures.

Originally, I thought it was an exaggeration, which could win Yin Ling's sympathy, so that I could be coquettish and sell cuteness!

The result was obviously that I muttered about the percentage of male hormones in this female demon's body!

"Good boy! It's a long time! The wings are stiff! Dare to go and die alone! ”

There was no suspense, I was scolded for half an hour, during which half a word was not repeated, I was even thinking, Ya! If this female devil goes to a symposium, she is definitely a master in ten thousand, although Yin Ling has always been scolding, but I am not stupid, I know that she is caring about me.

There is a saying, beating is kissing and scolding is love, of course, I just hope that Yin Ling will love me, as for the kiss, it will be exempted, this female devil is too ruthless, I don't want to go to the hospital to lie down for ten days and half a month.

"Now that we are ready to go back to Chengdu, when will you and Brother Jian come back?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, and the voice of conversation came faintly, "We will come back soon, this time we should stay in Chengdu for a while, you are going to pick us up and wash the dust!" ”

"No problem, I'll eat and stay!" Now I still have a huge amount of money left by Xiao Jiu in my card, and my pocket is bulging, so I dare to make bold statements.

But in the next second, my mother regretted it, I ignored that Yin Ling, the female devil, is not only violent, but also a first-class good hand when it comes to robbery, and the last time she blackmailed the police chief, it was a bloody example.

"Okay, let's prepare a place to live first, preferably a villa, with a garden, a swimming pool, a parking garage...... It must be large! ”

After listening to Yin Ling's request, I knelt directly on the ground, Nima's! This is clearly the rhythm of eliminating big households, and it directly scared me so much that I didn't dare to speak.

"Okay, I know that you are a poor ghost, the old lady lacks everything, but she is not short of money, follow the old lady to keep your fragrant food and spicy drink! Wait for the old lady to transfer! ”

Listening to Yin Ling's words full of tyrant atmosphere, my heart was shattered into scum, am I on the list of rich women, have I been fostered?

"That's right, patronizing! Forget about business, has the method of life continuation succeeded? ”

"Brother Jian's twin souls have found a way to solve it?"

After I finished asking, the other end of the phone fell silent all of a sudden, and it took a while for Yin Ling to speak again, but her tone was unusually low, "Liu Yang, the mandate of heaven cannot be violated, don't force it, I'm afraid I can only ...... in the future"