Chapter 399: Calamity

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"Erniu, you are familiar with the town, let's find a place to stay!"

Li Erniu nodded, took us around a street, and found a hotel on the side of the street. (hua.’)

Probably the business of the hotels in the town is not very good, and the aunt who is in charge of opening the room at the front desk is sleepy.

From the moment he entered the door, Chen Xin kept looking up at the furnishings with great curiosity, and his face was full of curiosity about the baby's appearance.

I knocked on the counter, and the aunt raised her head, rubbed her eyes, didn't look at me, and said directly: "ID card!" Room money! Deposit! ”

Simple and rude, I was also a little speechless, and I touched my body for a long time, only to find that the two pockets were empty, and there was no half a coin!

"Can that boss lady swipe the card!"

"No, you can't!"

Sanwen money can also stump heroes, Chen Xin on the side came up, saw my embarrassed face, and asked: "What are we going to do?" ”

"Open the room and sleep!"

"What do you mean by opening a room!"

"It's a hotel!"

Chen Xin nodded, turned his head to the proprietress and said, "Shopkeeper, please give me an upper room!" ”

"Pay!" The aunt straightened up and looked at Chen Xin, "A few of you can't be filming, right?" ”

At this moment, Chen Xin is still dressed in rags, with braids from the Qing Dynasty, and he really looks like filming.

Chen Xin scratched his head, and it took a long time to react, "I said I was going to give silver, but fortunately I still have a little on me!" ”

Saying that, this guy groped in his arms for a long time, took out a few pieces of broken silver, put them on the counter, and said very boldly: "Shop, these silver are enough!" ”

The aunt reached out and grabbed the broken silver, looked down, and looked up at us. [&28909;&38376;&23567;&35828;&32593;&82;&101;&77;&101;&110;&120;&115;&46;&67;&111;&109;

"The relationship is a group of two babies who ran down from Geyue Mountain, and they are happy with the old lady!"

Geyue Mountain is scolding people in Chengdu, and there is a mental hospital on Geyue Mountain, saying that people come down from Geyue Mountain, that is, scolding you is mentally ill.

"Shopkeeper, how can you be so rude!"

I patted my head, one head and two big, Xiao Momo on the side couldn't help laughing, I can't imagine what kind of jokes Chen Xin, the ancients a hundred years ago, would make when he came to Chengdu with us.

"Let's go! Let's go get the money! ”

Saying that, I didn't wait for Chen Xin's guy to speak, and dragged him to escape, joking that if I stayed for a while, maybe the aunt would really call the mental hospital.

As soon as we got out of the hotel, a car on the street drove slowly towards us, and the two big headlights shone through, and some of them couldn't open their eyes.

At this time, Chen Xin suddenly rushed to the middle of the road, pointing at the car is thunderous roar, "What a demon!" Dare to come out and danger hài world! ”

"You're fucking insane!"

As soon as the driver stepped on the brakes, rolled down the window, and scolded, whoosh! An afterimage flashed, and in the next second, Chen Xin had already fallen heavily on the front of the car, and the huge force instantly smashed the front of the car, and the girl directly raised her fist and shouted: "See if I don't blow your eyes!" ”

"Chen ......"

Bang!

Before I could shout, there was a loud noise in my ears, and the headlights were directly blown up by Chen Xin's punch.

At this moment, I felt the urge to vomit blood, and even I began to wonder if it was the right choice to recruit Chen Xin to join the supernatural team.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! This friend of mine has a brain problem, and I lose money! As I spoke, I rushed up and dragged Chen Xin down.

The driver who drove the car got out of the car and looked at the headlights that had been blown out, and after looking at the front cover of the car with two more footprints, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, "No...... Don't pay! With that, he got back into the car, started the car, and left like a run for his life.

I think no matter who it is, someone suddenly stopped the car in the middle of the night, and almost didn't smash the car with three punches and two kicks, so I don't dare to ask for compensation.

"Brother Chen, that's a car! Car! It's not a youkai! ”

"Cars! What is Automobile? ”

I resisted the urge to get angry, and laughed and said, "A car is a carriage!" ”

Chen Xin has been buried in the soil for more than 100 years, and he was born near Songjiazhuang before his death, although there were a lot of Western gadgets flowing into China at that time, but it was only in Shanghai and other big cities, Songzhuang The kind of place where birds don't, I'm afraid I haven't even seen electric lights.

"This is the carriage now! It's really fast! ”

I found a bank to withdraw the money and opened the house, I was afraid that Chen Xin would cause some trouble when he ran out, so I dragged him back to the room.

Syllable!

Xiao Momo pressed the switch, the electric light turned on, and Chen Xin immediately became vigilant like a frightened rabbit.

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"Big brother, this is an electric light! Illuminated! ”

Xiao Momo explained, while walking over and turning on the TV, it is not unfortunate that the TV series is playing a step anti-war drama, which is about the history of the invasion of China by various countries, and more coincidentally, the TV series just happened to show a blonde foreigner killing a Chinese.

"Big brother, this is ...... electricity"

"Bold foreign dog, dare to kill my compatriots! Watch me smash you with one punch! ”

Next, I only saw an afterimage flashing in front of me, followed by an earth-shattering bang, Chen Xin's punch directly smashed through the TV, and in an instant, the lightning was shining, and bursts of black smoke appeared.

"It's over!"

Sure enough, within a few minutes, the boss rushed up, and as soon as he opened the door, he was scolded, and he just took the broom to drive people away, which made me laugh and lose money, and finally sent the boss away, I felt that I was more tired than a big war.

"Brother Chen, it was TV just now! It's like the Peking Opera you watch, it's all fake! ”

"I see, I'm too impulsive!"

My Nima almost didn't kneel down directly, big brother, you're not impulsive, you're just a disaster, it's only a few minutes, I smashed the TV and smashed the car, I can't imagine if I let you go to Chengdu, will I lose money and go bankrupt.

While secretly distressed, I took out my mobile phone and planned to charge it, but Chen Xin's eyes immediately fell on my mobile phone.

"Big brother, this is the phone! Can't smash! ”

"Oh!"

Chen Xin nodded as if he didn't understand, stretched out his hand and pointed to the top of his head, and said, "This is the electric light, this is the telephone!" It's TV! ”

As he spoke, Chen Xin got up and walked around, "You can't touch things casually!" ”

Chen Xin answered, stretched out his hand to push open the bathroom door, and walked in, and a minute later, there was a commotion in the bathroom.

"Your sister! Do zombies still pee? ”

"Is this an electric water well?"

Just when I was secretly wondering, Chen Xin's voice came from the bathroom, and when I heard this, I had a sense of foreboding in my heart, and rushed in quickly.

As soon as I opened the door of the bathroom, I saw Chen Xin squatting by the toilet, and he also took a handful of water from the toilet and was sending it to his mouth!