Chapter 122: I'm Sexier Without Clothes

"Handsome guy, give you a chance to be a flower messenger!"

When the two passed the trestle, Jin Yuyan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and looked back at Yunkai with a red face.

"What do you want to do?" Yun Kai took a cautious step back, and said that you don't want to come over, and I will call someone if you come over again.

"ACCOMPANY ME TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY," JIN YUYAN GLANCED AT HIM WITH A SMILE: "WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS?" ”

"I'm busy, ask your brother to accompany you!"

"My brother? If he goes, he will only steal the limelight from me, and people still think we are two sisters! ”

Men and women are in tears, if Jin Yutang listens to this, it is estimated that the relationship between brother and sister will have to be severed. Yunkai suddenly had a faint sense of sorrow, not only for his good brother, but also for himself that he was forced to go to the front.

Back at Jin's house, Jin Yuyan went upstairs to change clothes, poked out his little head from the staircase and asked, "Handsome guy, do you want to accompany me to change clothes, and visit the beautiful woman's boudoir by the way?" ”

Yun Kai was shocked, shaking his head with difficulty, as if there were a hundred kittens scratching in his heart.

Jin Yutang heard the sound, came out of the room and sat down with Yun Kai, and asked mysteriously, "How is it?" My sister got it? ”

That's a very meaningful question. Yun Kai rolled his eyes, and he couldn't tell the truth, he couldn't tell him that he barely got the title of master after signing a series of unequal treaties that humiliated the country, it was too shameless.

The question of who will get who is as profound as Goldbach's conjecture is.

Yun Kai was noncommittal and said, "Your sister, she is going to attend a classmate's birthday party, can you accompany her?" ”

"Me? Forget it. My sister never let me see her classmates, which is really weird. ”

Jin Yutang didn't understand that it was his own face that was to blame. It is said that the rich and handsome are not easy to mix these years, and even their sisters are disgusted.

After a while, Jin Yuyan, who was wearing an off-the-shoulder slim dress, had a pure white fur scarf wrapped around her shoulders, her hair was coiled high, and two ring-shaped earrings were hanging from her earlobes.

To be precise, it's a nightclub princess style.

The nightclub princess carried a delicate little handbag, twisted her small waist and hips, pulled Yun Kai's arm, and asked in a low voice: "How is it, sexy, right?" ”

Yun Kai stiffened his neck and forced himself to be a humanoid sculpture.

The little goblin exhaled like an orchid, blowing to the root of people's ears: "Handsome guy, tell you secretly!" Actually, I'm sexier if I don't wear clothes......"

Molestation, the teasing of the red fruit! Yun Kai suspected that he had been hit by the Ten Spices, and looked at Jin Yutang for help, but found that the good brother was staring at the TV at this time, and he didn't look at what was happening here.

"Handsome guy, let's go!" Jin Yuyan's eyes flashed with the pride that the trick had succeeded.

"Wait, you're going out?" Yunkai stood still, one head and two big.

"Is there a problem?"

"I didn't ...... No problem. Yun Kai wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said.

No problem? That's weird! The little goblin is planning to make him an enemy of Quanyu?

Jin Yuyan dragged the puppet-like cloud out of the door.

Yun Kai is still turning back frequently, as if he is going to the execution ground. The good brother finally raised his head at this time, the two brothers and sisters looked at each other, and Jin Yutang looked like he was parting from life and death. Yun Kai understood in seconds, Xiao Si means that you ask for more blessings, brother, I mud bodhisattva cross the river and it is difficult to protect myself......

The housekeeper Wu's mother knew that the eldest lady was going out, so she had already arranged the car. After Jin Yuyan got in the car, she finally stopped teasing Yun Kai, but just chirped like a lark, introducing her classmates one by one.

Yun Kai breathed a sigh of relief, looking a little lost. It's easy to become a habit to be cheap, once you are used to being molested by someone of the opposite sex that you don't hate, and suddenly she pretends to be serious again, you will lose your soul.

Jin Yuyan's emotional intelligence is very high, and this kind of thing is the same as Yunkai's talent for making cheapness, and ordinary people can't learn it.

At this time, Yun Kai had the heart to take a serious look at the makeup of the female apprentice. Jin Yuyan knows how to give full play to the advantages of his youth and invincibility, with a simple face, a slightly pointed chin, and naturally long eyelashes, just a little eye shadow and lip gloss. The light purple eyeshadow with flesh-colored pearlescent lipstick complements each other under the fair and delicate skin, and the popular saying is that it is cold, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth.

Lilian Bar, located in Hongyamen, is one of the most popular bars among young people in Chongqing.

Yun Kai heard that when he went to Lilian's Bar, he fulfilled his duties as a master in the car and told Jin Yuyan about the origin of the word "Lilian". During World War II, a student at a German school wrote a beautiful poem after being drafted into the army, which combined the names of his girlfriend and another female friend to poetically create a person named "Lilian".

Lillian's Song tells the story of a soldier who bids farewell to his sweetheart Lillian in the midst of war under the lights outside the barracks. The soldier longs for love, but the trumpet has sounded, and the lover can only be reluctantly separated, he can only grieve for his involuntary fate and pray for another embrace with his sweetheart.

The lyrics were so sad that they were later translated into more than a dozen languages, and sometimes soldiers from both sides would hum the song and open fire on each other......

"War and love, so poignant!" Although Jin Yuyan has been to Lilian's bar many times, it was the first time she heard Lilian's story, and she asked with moist eyes, "What happened later?" ”

"Later, it was the same as "White Birch Forest" sung by Pu Shu." Yun Kai softly hummed Lilian's song: "Under the light at the barracks gate / Honey, I remember how you used to wait / There you whispered softly to me / You will love me forever / My beloved Lillian ......"

Jin Yuyan listened quietly, and couldn't help but be a little stupid. Fortunately, the sorrow of youth always comes and goes quickly, after the car arrived at Hongya Gate, the two got out of the car and walked through a row of stilted buildings, and when they arrived at the door of Lillian's Bar, the waiter immediately came to greet them.

According to folk sayings, Chongqing is the New York of China. The opening line of the book "Yanjing People in New York" says: If you love him, send him to New York, because it is heaven; If you hate him, send him to New York, because it's hell there.

Chongqing, known as Little New York, also combines heaven and hell, and Lillian's Bar is a microcosm. In this paradise for young people, there are deafening dance music, dazzling lights, and blurry and distorted figures, like a group of demons dancing.

The first floor of the bar is a disco and dance floor, and the second floor is a KTV room. Under the guidance of the waiter, Jin Yuyan took Yunkai's arm through the disco and walked towards the staircase on the second floor.

Two girls with poor short clothes came over, and their breasts and buttocks could only cover half of them. Yun Kai thought he was very sympathetic, and he couldn't see people who had no clothes to wear in the winter, so he almost took off his clothes.

As for what to do after undressing - life is so hard, there are some things that should not be debunked.

"Is it big?" Jin Yuyan asked with a grin.

"Huge!" Yun Kai nodded honestly, and then realized that something was wrong, and there was a small hand on his arm that twisted and twisted, twisted and twisted.

Twisted enough, the little goblin's chest stood tall, and said delicately: "If you like to watch it, others have it!" ”

The murder weapons were all revealed, and Yun Kai was stunned with fright, although the murder weapon was not large enough. Jin Yuyan muttered in her ear: "People are a little smaller now, but they will definitely be older than them in the future......"

There are some people you can't afford to mess with, you can't even hide, and that's the case with goblins.

The waiter pushed open the door of the box, and the two walked in side by side, and there was a burst of cheers and screams in the room, as well as gossip of greetings.

"The beauty is late, three glasses of wine!"

"Yuyan, come and sit here!"

"This handsome guy doesn't seem to be from our school, could it be that Yuyan has a boyfriend?"

“……”

Yun Kai smiled, thinking that if he came, he would be safe, and he would be less persecuted by the little goblins when he turned around. Jin Yuyan put his arm around him and generously introduced, "This is Yunkai." My brother's best friend is also my ...... Brother! ”

"Love brother?" Some girls immediately started to laugh, and some boys were whistling.

Jin Yuyan pursed her lips and bent her eyes without explaining, that posture was the default meaning.

Conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy!

Yun Xingxing said that this little goblin is ready to trick himself, or does he want to cook raw rice and mature rice? In any case, I can't admit it, I definitely can't admit it, and quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, everyone. I'm a friend of Yuyan's brother, and now I'm her master......"

"Dwarf oil, it turned out to be a master, why will you learn to play with flower thousand bones soon?" A beautiful girl with long hair in a shawl and a white princess dress got up and walked to Jin Yuyan's side and said, "Where did you find such a handsome master and introduce me to one too?" ”

Jin Yuyan took out a delicate small packaging box from the bag, handed it to the girl and said, "Xiaosao, happy birthday!" I'm sorry, I'm going to learn kung fu from my master, so I'm late! ”

"What kind of little sass, screaming in front of handsome guys?" The girl took the birthday gift and laughed unabashedly: "Have you learned Shenma kung fu, do you want to do kung fu in bed?" A moment is worth a thousand dollars, I know! ”

"I tore your mouth!" Jin Yuyan raised his hand and pinched, and the two little girls giggled and made a mess.

Yun Kai touched the still blue scars on his arms, and decided to pretend that he was blind and deaf, not looking at what he shouldn't see, not listening to what he shouldn't hear.

Enough trouble, the girl in the white dress brushed her scattered hair behind her ears and greeted Yunkai: "Hello, brother-in-law! My name is Yue Xiaoshao, Yuyan's best friend, thank you for coming to my birthday party! ”

Sister...... Brother-in-law!

Yun Kai was sweating profusely and resolutely denied: "I'm really just a friend of Yuyan's brother." ”

"I know, minor!" Yue Xiaoshao seemed to understand very well: "Parents and teachers are against our early love. ”

Jin Yuyan didn't speak, he laughed vigorously, and now Yunkai couldn't wash it when he jumped to the Jialing River.

Yue Xiaoshao looked envious, and said aggrievedly: "Sister Yuyan, what about the lace edge we said we would talk about, and what we said would be together for a lifetime, are you just empathetic and don't fall in love?" I don't believe in love anymore, woo woo woo ......"

Yunkai seemed to hear the sound of the whole world collapsing, and suddenly felt that he was old and could not keep up with the pace of the times at all.

What made him even more devastated was that a few hairy children next to him were singing, but the lyrics were changed to a mess. Shenma asks what is the situation in the world, and only asks people to take off their clothes and pants, and the most romantic thing I can think of is to try all the poses with you......

Can you still sing well?