Chapter 123: You Aren't Human When You Get Up Casually
Yunkai solemnly warned Jin Yuyan not to tamper with the lyrics, saying that children should not learn from adults to play hooligans.
Jin Yuyan pouted and said that Brother Yunkai was really hypocritical, he only dared to think about it, but he didn't dare to say it, let alone do it, the implication was that she Jin Yuyan could say it and do it, and she also ordered a song "There is a Girl" to express her heart.
"There is a girl, she has some willfulness, she has some arrogance/There is a girl, she has some rebellion, she has some madness/Laughing all day long, the waves when she encounters the wind/I have also been confused, big disasters and small disasters together/I have also dared to love and hate in all directions/I have been vigorous and desperate to love a game/Oh, I am this girl......"
Jin Yuyan's voice was very pure, like a clear spring flowing in his ears, winning the applause and cheers of the whole room.
Yun Kai also had to admit that this mushroom cool sang really well, and the eight words willful, arrogant, rebellious, and crazy summed up the personality of the little goblin very accurately.
Birthday star Yue Xiaoshao is not happy, good sisters have the opposite sex and no humanity, this is going to love desperately?
This can't be done, I have to hit her arrogance, so I ordered a more arrogant song, grabbed the microphone and sang: "Love is just an ordinary thing, it's not unusual, a man is just a pastime, what's so great, what is love and what is meaning is not that everyone deceives themselves, what is crazy and what is fascinated, it is simply a man and a woman are playing, I like men, I like it, whether it is rich or poor, I am not afraid that you will have magic again, if you fall in love, I will find bad luck by yourself, If I fall in love with you, I'll die at my hands......"
Yue Xiaoshao's "Carmen" belongs to a group attack skill, not one but a sweep, a room of seven or eight boys were injured by splashing, but they still applauded and whistled vigorously, as if they were happy to become a pastime.
Since Jin Yuyan entered the door with Yunkai's arm around him, the boys felt that the good cabbage they had grown was arched by the pig, and their best friend Yue Xiaoshao felt that the pig they had worked so hard to raise was stolen and eaten, so they couldn't get used to those who didn't study well and played puppy love.
It's no wonder that people, Jin Yuyan, the most beautiful cabbage in Yusan, the goddess in the minds of all boys, everyone has ideas but no one dares to move, after all, there are thousands of pairs of eyes staring at it in the whole school. This is good, suddenly a wild boar appeared out of nowhere, and chewed it without even leaving a single leaf.
Yunkai is risking the world's disapproval, the boys looked at him with envy, jealousy and hatred of Hongguoguo, a handsome guy with a rich and handsome appearance took the lead, and four or five boys surrounded Yunkai together.
The handsome guy who started put the foreign wine in his hand on the coffee table, stared at Yun Kai defiantly and said, "Brother Yun, right?" My name is Bai Yunfeng, Yuyan's classmate. Shall we have a drink? ”
Bai Yunfeng children's shoes are tall and handsome, and he is also a famous school grass in Yusan Middle School, and there are many suitors, but he himself is a die-hard fan of Jin Yuyan.
Yunkai finally understood, it is estimated that the little goblin was entangled in school, and dragged himself to be a shield, this god horse flower messenger, isn't it just in her high school chemistry textbook, sacrificing the cathodic protection method of the anode?
People said that it was good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and Yunkai was the school flower who was easy to lie down next to the gun, and once again pulled a full body of hatred, and asked weakly: "You guys...... Can middle school students drink alcohol? ”
"Hehe, if you can't, forget it. Yuyan, what do you say? Bai Yunfeng obviously had something to say.
A group of little girls stopped singing at this time, and all came around to watch the excitement. Jin Yuyan didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, poked Yun Kai's waist, and said softly and shyly: "Brother Yun, what are you drinking, it's a big deal to wait for someone to carry you back......"
These words also belong to the group attack skill, which made several boys heartbreaking, like being struck by lightning. Anyway, the two of them are intimate like this, what else is there to do with others?
The innocent Yunkai is not having a good time, the girls have said so, how can he have a way out?
Bai Yunfeng took the wine glass and filled it, the straight glass commonly used in the bar is generally used to drink wine, and a glass is more than one or two. After the two of them drank it all, Jin Yuyan took the tissue, but only handed it to Yun Kai, and silently gestured with affection, and pulled another round of hatred for Yun Kai...... Then, Yunkai was wheeled.
After seven or eight glasses of wine, most of the three-liter foreign wine was directly gone, and Yunkai was already more than a pound down.
Even Jin Yuyan has a little conscience, and secretly asks Yunkai in his ear if it's okay, or change to something else. Yun Kai was ambiguous, and pretended to be crazy with wine: "Then are you afraid that I will drink too much, or do you like me to drink too much?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Jin Yuyan felt confident in his heart, and said coquettishly: "You hate it!" People are afraid and happy, what should they do? ”
Yun Kai resolutely shut up. When he was very young, his mother warned him every time he cleaned up his father, don't quarrel with women in this life, Yunkai didn't know why, and he didn't think it was true until today.
Although Jin Yuyan is not a woman, but the difference between a girl and a woman, I heard that it was a matter of one night, this statement Yunkai is not clear for the time being, but it does not affect his awe of the little goblin.
After a round of group P, Yunkai still looked casual, which impressed a room of little boys and girls.
Finally, some girls were upset, I don't know if it was because the famous flowers had fewer competitors, or because they were Jin Yuyan's good sisters, or because they had a good impression of Yun Da's handsome guys, in short, they couldn't stand it, and proposed: "It's not fun for you to drink like this?" Why don't you play some games? ”
"Guests are as they should!" Yun Kai had an expression of a soldier coming to block the water and flooding the earth, which was quite unbeatable in the eyes of the male classmates.
"Let's play with the dice cup!" Bai Yunfeng said.
Dice cups are the most common entertainment tool in nightclubs, and they play with psychological tactics and fraud skills.
Yun Kai will play the dice cup, and Yan Xiaoyi taught him. However, after Yan Xiaoyi lost more than ten in a row, he vowed not to play with him again, saying that Yunkai was a sinister little fox.
Yun Kai kindly reminded: "I'm very good at playing this, you have to be careful!" ”
His words seemed to be a reminder, and when they fell on the ears of a few boys, it was purely pretending to be a big-tailed wolf. Bai Yunfeng gritted his teeth with hatred, and directly pushed the dice cup in front of Yun Kai: "Let's go head-to-head!" ”
Yun Kai shook the dice cup casually, threw it on the coffee table, and asked casually, "You first or me first?" ”
"Three six." Bai Yunfeng didn't answer, and shouted directly.
"Add one."
"One more!" Two of Bai Yunfeng's five dice are six points and one point, and one point can be used as any point, so that there are three sixes. Coupled with the opponent's five dice, the odds of five sixes are very high, not to mention that Yun Kai has never looked at the dice cup at all.
Jin Yuyan was a little nervous, moved the dice cup slightly, glanced at it secretly and closed it, and was about to speak when he was stopped by Yun Kai: "If you say open it, open it, if you don't open it, you can add it, tell me." Otherwise, Bai Yunfeng will say that we are working together to bully him......"
"Then open?" Jin Yuyan opened the dice cup with a smile: "Who made your name Yunkai......
Bai Yunfeng's name was not chosen well, and his face turned pale and he was about to go crazy - because there was not a single six in Yunkai's dice cup.
"Oh yes!" Jin Yuyan happily raised her hands and twisted Xiao Man's waist.
Bai Yunfeng drank the wine in the cup depressedly, and was about to shout again, when the boy next to him grabbed the dice cup and said, "I'll come!" ”
Yun Kaile is happy, the dare group P is a group of people P He is one, and the heads-up is him picking a group of them alone, but he didn't say anything, and directly shook the dice.
The boy opposite was wearing a pair of rimless glasses, and at first glance he liked to be calculating, and he shouted "two ones" when he opened his mouth. Yun Kai didn't say a word, and added another one.
The boy in glasses proudly flipped open the dice cup, and there was no one at all. Jin Yuyan was not nervous at this time, probably from Yunkai's performance just now, he thought of his brother's description, and the poor classmates were afraid that they would not be able to please him.
Sure enough, Yun Kai opened the dice cup, exactly three points, and won again.
The boys lay down one after another, Yunkai passed five levels and killed six generals, none of them were enemies, and the only obstacle was harassment from Jin Yuyan. This little girl has a faint fragrance from nowhere, it is not a perfume but it is like a perfume, and her hair has been floating on Yunkai's face, which makes his face itchy and his heart itch.
Bai Yunfeng, who was watching from the side, was about to break his heart.
Not everyone has a hangover pill at any time, several boys directly poured two large glasses of pure wine into a daze, and everyone is not stupid, and no one proposes to drink anymore.
Yun Kai saw that the boys were all angry, poured himself another glass, pulled Jin Yuyan to Yue Xiaoshao, and said sincerely: "Xiaoshao, happy birthday!" ”
"Thank you, Brother Yun, thank you Yuyan!" Yue Xiaoshao smiled happily, raised the red wine glass and drank it all.
Bai Yunfeng couldn't stand it anymore, out of sight and out of mind, so he simply called the brothers to go to the first floor to jump.
Yunkai is currently a public enemy of boys, so he has to stay in the girls' pile depressedly. As the saying goes, two women are equal to a thousand sparrows, six or seven girls, which are converted into three or four thousand, chattering in the box, and the topics of gossip all revolve around Yunkai and Jin Yuyan.
"Yuyan, what are you doing?" A round-faced girl asked curiously.
"What's that?" Jin Yuyan hadn't reacted yet.
"That's it!" The girl's expression was mysterious, her two thumbs facing each other, and she nodded quickly.
"Dead girl, what are you talking about?" Jin Yuyan finally got ashamed, pressed the round-faced girl on the sofa and tickled, and said angrily: "Am I such a casual person? ”
"You're not a casual person," the round-faced girl smiled evilly: "You're not a person when you get up casually!" ”
Yun Kai was very skeptical that he had fallen into the pile of aunts. Is this still a pure middle school student? A group of little children who are not yet fully developed, but full of evil thoughts, he considers himself purer than the Moon Goddess by comparison.
If you really want them to continue, God knows what strange things will come out, Yun Kai had to declare with a wry smile again: "Please! Little sisters, I'm really just her brother's ......."
Before the word "friend" could be said in Yun Kai's mouth, he was overwhelmed by the contempt of gossip.
"No one said you weren't her brother, love brother!"
"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"
"Cut ......"