One day, Pi Hui approached me, stuffed a bag of things into my pocket, and said it was food. I took it out and looked at it, it was like a pack of Chinese herbs, the smell was fragrant, I picked up a piece and took a bite, ah! It was so rare that my saliva gushed out, and after eating one piece after another, the bag of Chinese medicine fell into my stomach after a while. Pi Hui said that the thing was called beef jerky, and a relative sent it from Hong Kong. This pack of today's ordinary beef jerky is unforgettable for me, as if Pi Hui invited me to eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow. When I ate beef jerky, pork was supplied with tickets, four taels per person per month, and I didn't even understand the taste of pork, let alone beef, let alone beef jerky, so how many taels of beef did it take to dry! The bag of beef jerky made my mouth fresh for a while, and it brought me closer to Pi Hui, whom I had never spoken to before. Like the other boys in my class, I began to pay attention to Pi Hui's fashion, focusing on the delicious food that followed. Sometimes it's a packet of olives, sometimes it's a packet of meat floss.

Once, Pi Hui wore a camisole sent from Hong Kong to class. The head teacher reprimanded her, saying that she wore bourgeois fancy clothes, showed her ugliness and was sexy, and asked her to change her clothes and come back to class in the afternoon.

This made me feel bad at the teacher's words for the first time, and I felt that the teacher was too good at association. In the era of food scarcity, people's growth was stunted, and there was no "sex" in the sixth grade of elementary school to give people a "feeling". Besides, the "sexy" sensory organs of people who can be "sexy" are also "small lotus only showing sharp corners" to the extent that they are not enough, to put it bluntly, they are all small neutral people, yellow-mouthed children, poor rats and cats, only hyperactive appetite and no **. Even if Pi Hui is sexy, who will she see? Neutral people are actually divided into male and female boundaries, just like eunuchs still have candles in the cave room, whether there is a reality or not. Pi Hui's three tendons on her shoulders are holding a head, like big ribs, if it can really arouse the boy's **, it is appetite, it is really a good pork chop! Stew a pot of soup and it must taste great! Pi Huilu's bare-shouldered exposure is like we were swimming bare-bottomed not long ago, not a thing.

At that time, I had already read some of Lu Xun's books, and remembered that he said in "From Beard to Teeth": "How inferior it is to tear off a woman's face after the Turkish Revolution? Woohoo, they've got their mouths exposed, and they're going to have to walk bare-assed! And so on, the teacher may think, woohoo, Pi Hui has exposed her shoulders and must be naked in the future.

After that, we went to junior high school. Pi Hui studied for two years in the sixth grade, and she went to the same middle school as me and was in the same class. The "fart bug" didn't get into our school, and went to the middle school where he was poor.

Pi Hui and I are from the same primary school, so we are very close to each other when we enter the school. As always, Pi Hui was very generous to me. Her parents often gave her pocket money, and she always saved up, and when she had accumulated too much, she would take me to the restaurant to rub it together, which was very rare for middle school students back then. I usually ask me to go once five times, but enjoy it. Pi Hui often showed me the infinite annoyance of being pursued, saying that the "fart worm" always went to her house to find her and wrote to her. I think Pi Hui is too worried, people are small and big, pretending to be cute. Although the "fart bug" can "fart", he is still a slug, what do he know about chasing girls? He asked her to correspond with her, and it was impossible for him to want to fall in love with her, it was just an aftermath of elementary school life, and the bubble was gone when he rushed it. I even guessed that the "fart bug" contacted her, maybe she was hungry and wanted to eat something. From Pi Hui's mouth, I learned that the fart worm went to Pi Hui's house to eat delicious, including square cakes and halva...... Sure enough, soon the lives of the whole people improved, and the fart worm "gluttonous tuberculosis" was cured, and the two broke off contact.

Girls mature earlier than boys, although they are always greedy, in junior high school, they are still "girls next door who have just grown up", and Pi Hui is like a big girl. Pi Hui is not beautiful, but the body shape is material, the convex place is convex, the concave place is concave, and the demeanor is good. Pi Hui went to school for two years because of the sixth grade of primary school, accumulated gold, and was admitted to a key middle school. After entering the school, the humanities gathered, her savings were quickly spent, her grades plummeted, less than three years, her grades were at the bottom of the class, it is estimated that she will not be able to go to high school, and my grades are still among the best. Many of the boys in the class who studied well did not understand and asked me why "things do not gather by like, and people do not gather by groups"? I didn't bother to explain, I felt that they underestimated Pi Hui.

Culture, chemistry, revolution, and life saved Pi Hui. Suspend classes to make revolutions and rebellions. At this time, academic performance is on the sidelines. Pi Hui has no interest in rebellion, and spends her days at ease, dressed in disguise. Her family's Hong Kong relatives are inconvenient to send parcels due to the inconvenience of the situation, but Pi Hui has already found the true scriptures, learned madeinchina, homemade Chinese clothes, and most of her classmates wear yellow military uniforms and armed belts.

There was a strange-looking boy in the class, someone else's nostrils were facing the earth, his nostrils were aligned to the right, he was breathing into his right cheek, and he had a pair of black-rimmed glasses on his nose. He said that he had been punched by his father in the nose and was crippled. We didn't believe it, thinking that his father's fist didn't have this ability, and it was possible that his father's sperm, son, and fucking egg nose were crooked. There is also a possibility that his parents' sperm and egg nose are fine, and then the sperm and egg become him, and his nose is sick, and he goes to the hospital, and the doctor has a problem with the knife work during the operation, and the cut is crooked, or there is a problem with the sewing skills, and his nose is sewn to the right collectively. In short, his nose monster has nothing to do with his father's old fist, this nose that does not play cards according to common sense is the only fruit left, and the contemptible person has only seen it once in his life, and he has never had a chance to see the first one.

Brother Strange Nose - He is a year younger than Pi Hui, has a private meeting with a few boys, and also posts a big-character poster to make Pi Hui's rebellion and cut her skirt.

Pi Hui approved on the big-character poster: "You don't wear a skirt, what kind of skirt do you make?" You only wear pants, you should make pants back. It is recommended that you cut your pants and dry your butt in the sun, so that it does not hide in the crotch of your pants and make waves. ”

The strange nose brother was insulted by this, but he recruited a few buddies to hold a secret meeting, and the secret meeting was held several times, and he wanted to fix Pi Hui, but he didn't dare to put his mouth down, Pi Hui is a red five category, and his parents are old workers, and he was afraid that he would bite the poor rat and bite the cat and jump his teeth.

After that, most of the classmates went to the countryside, Pi Hui and two girls, me and two boys, and the six of us formed a team to join the queue and came to the countryside.

At this time, both men and women have changed their sexuality, they are no longer neutral, and they have become normal people. The laws of nature, the hormones are vigorous, coupled with the hardships of labor, the material is extremely poor, the emptiness and the need to fill urgently, Pi Hui soon became the girlfriend of our group boy Wang Pingping, which surprised me very much, Wang Ping's grades in school are comparable to mine, in a normal year, he may be able to take the Tsinghua University. It was he who condemned me at school for not having a hot fight with Pi Hui, who knows that now he is better than blue. Bow down under the pomegranate skirt of Pi Hui.

It's even more strange to say that the other two girls in the group, Wu Jiaojiao and Yang Qunying, are both more beautiful than Pi Hui. Both of them have delicate facial features, bright eyes and bright teeth, and they used to have first-class grades in school, but the boys are not interested in them, no, they dare not be interested in them. As a boy, my psychology is; Wu Jiaojiao and Yang Qunying are ladylike and beautiful enough, but they are difficult to swallow, like two hard walnuts that can't be bitten. Look at their high looks, like Chang'e in the Moon Palace, they can only look at it from afar. Therefore, they are only worthy of living in the cold and deserted heaven, and cannot descend to earth like the seven fairies.

Men like things that may be in their hands, and they can't get too lazy to chase and get tired! Therefore, the so-called chasing girls should be chased only if they have to be chased, and they should not be chased if they don't, so as not to have unrequited love and get sick. It is better for the girl to take the initiative and the boy to catch. For example, Pi Hui, talk to her a few words of meat, eat tofu to relieve her cravings, throw two winks to her and receive her to throw two back, or two kisses every other three or five times and recycle two, which is very common.

And for Wu Jiaojiao and Yang Qunying, who dares? Don't be bored and seen as sexual harassment. Even if she dares to do that, there will be no response, as if she is a stone girl and does not understand the amorous feelings. is even worse than the stone girl, and the stone girl still knows that she wants to think about spring. What's more, Pi Hui is as generous as ever, her parents love this daughter who went to the countryside very much, both of them are old workers, the salary is not low, and they send her money every month. When she received the money, she would invite us boys to a small commune restaurant for dinner. At this time, I have long since abandoned the reserve of my student days, why should I go once every five times? That's the oil in the stomach, and now the oil is dry. Therefore, every month the postman sends the remittance slip to our festival, knowing that Pi Hui will have a treat, I am like an old bachelor, and I will arrive as soon as I am invited. A big bowl of fat tamales, we swallowed dates for a few minutes and then got into the stomach, which is another painful part of Pi Hui. Women like generous men to pay for them, and men don't like stingy women to let themselves bleed all the time. We entered the era of marriage and family, the Chinese were poor, and there was a girl whose family fell into poverty for political reasons. Because of poverty, when talking about marriage, the woman asks the man to buy electric fans, sewing machines, radios, watches, large wardrobes, double beds, chest of drawers, and writing desks...... The man is also the same as the woman, so poor that he can't afford these things that are worthless now, and he feels that she is forcing the rooster to lay eggs. If the rooster has eggs, he doesn't need to be forced by the hen, he will naturally lay them, and the rooster has no eggs, and no matter how hard he presses, he can only say goodbye to the hen! The couple then broke up.

The current local tyrants don't understand such a thing, and they often buy luxury cars and villas for women. His stomach is full of pain, not sad, where do you understand that he is a man, his stomach is empty, and he is deflated and trampled. Pi Hui is not that kind of woman, Pi Hui is very open economically, never puts pressure on men, but gives men motivation. Of course, she also has something unusual, she never invites girls, Wu Jiaojiao and Pan Qunying are not uncommon, they are like two small pieces of jasper, they don't spend money themselves, let alone ask boys to help spend it. When they have money, they hide it in small wallets, and the food they bring from the city to the countryside is hidden in places that are difficult for us to find.