The moment Pi Hui opened the door, I smelled the stench of the house. The door was dim, and with the help of the light that came through the open door, I saw a row of shoe cabinets facing the door, and all the shoes in the cabinet ran to the ground, emitting the smell of shoes. Pi Hui closed the door in a second, and it was pitch black in front of me, and the curtains of Pi Hui's house were closed, and the lights were not turned on, and in broad daylight, it made it look like entering a haunted house.

It's polite to go in and change shoes, but I don't want to be wronged by washing my fragrant feet with Chinese herbs every day, and refusing to let them reach into the pile of dirt in the ground. I stepped into the dark living room with my shoes on, my eyes quickly adjusting the focus of my pupils like cat's eyes, everything in the room still refused to emerge from the thick fog, but my cat's eyes had a general idea of the structure of the house.

This is a large suite, located in the prime area of the downtown area, with four bedrooms and two living rooms, nearly 200 square meters, which is the welfare subdivision of Pi Hui's husband's unit.

I stepped on the ground in the dark, entered the large living room, estimated that it was a sofa, sat down, the sofa made a loud scream, frightened me to jump, it turned out that there was an electronic piano lying on the sofa, played by the disdainful buttocks. I switched hips, and my ass was surrounded by a hill of dirty clothes next to the piano, and my nose smelled the sweat that had accumulated in the dirty clothes. I couldn't sit and stood up awkwardly. Pi Hui and her daughter Miao Man followed in the dark. I asked Pi Hui to turn on the lights, or open the curtains. I found out that Pi Hui's curtains were specially made, like those used in the darkroom of a photo studio, which was really unbelievable. Pi Hui didn't squeak or move, and my sixth feeling was that Pi Hui was looking at her daughter Miao Man. After waiting for a while, I saw that there was no movement, so I walked to the window and opened the curtains, and suddenly, the sunlight shot in like thousands of colored lines, illuminating the room, and also illuminating the haze-like dust of the house, as if this suite had not used a rag since it was built. The thick ash on the table reminded me that if there was a homicide in Pi Hui's house, the police would solve the case very quickly, because the suspect took one step at a time, moving one fingerprint at a time. If you don't think about it right, the murderer will clean up the battlefield, which is equivalent to helping Pi Hui clean up. Miao Man saw the sunlight in the room, and immediately frosted the leaves, and his head was wilted. I wondered, Miao Man is actually afraid of light? Like Kodak film that has long been in history.

At this time, a little boy came out of the closed bedroom, and I seemed to usher in another ray of sunshine, and bent down to ask the little boy:

"What's your name, little friend?"

The little boy didn't squeak, and Pi Hui said on the side:

"His name is Liuliu, and he is my grandson. Liuliu, call grandpa well! ”

I gave Liuliu 500 yuan as a greeting gift. Pi Hui Says:

"Thank you, grandpa!"

Liuliu still didn't squeak, took the money, stuffed it into a small pocket, didn't call anyone, didn't say thank you, played with the apple 5 in his hand, and his little hand cocked the orchid and pointed little by little, as if he was surfing the Internet. Such a small person can surf the Internet, and the Apple 5 in his hand is a trick in my eyes, and it is not suitable for children.

I saw that Liuliu looked like a cave man on the top of the mountain, and concluded that he looked like his father. Miao Man is not pretty, though. Not this look. It seems that the lad will not be able to make a fortune in the future. "My son is like a mother, and the gold is piled up on the wall", he is obviously not like his mother. According to the average feedback of Wang who participated in Miao Man's wedding, Miao Man got married at the age of 35, and he finally found the right person, "Monkey King" and "Beijing Ape Man". Miao Man's husband looks like Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong is more beautiful than him. He is a Ph.D. and runs his own company. Miao Man's criteria for choosing a mate are on par with his mother, and he is determined to find a man who is as outstanding as his father like Pi Hui.

Pi Hui's husband is indeed excellent, although he has bulging eyes and protruding cheeks, he was at the deputy department level before retirement. Unfortunately, he passed away last year, and he died of cancer just after retiring, and died in a few months. Li Shangyin's "Untitled" love poem "Spring silkworms die to the end, candles turn to ashes and tears begin to dry" is a portrayal of his life. Otherwise, with his status, the pension must be generous, and his old age must be happy. It's a pity that Bo Fu, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow, can't enjoy the reward after the sacrifice.

Not long ago, Pi Hui called me to complain, saying that her daughter and son-in-law were divorced, and Miao Man left the house and only got her son, and she didn't even get her son's child support. Now Pi Hui is not only an old nanny, responsible for her grandson's diet and daily life, kindergarten morning and dusk pick-up, or ATM, not only to raise her daughter, but also to raise her grandson, which is miserable. It turned out that Pi Hui's ex-son-in-law not only had no money, but also owed a lot of debts to the bank, and the company lost money, so it was a leather bag company.

Miao Man and her ex-husband thought that they had climbed high branches before marriage, and the man thought that the woman's father was a corrupt official and had a lot of money. The woman thought that the man was a local tyrant and married to Ronghua and Fugui. got married, and both of them were exposed. Miao Man has always been Anna hanging from her parents' necks, studied in a third-rate art college, and after graduation, because of face engineering problems, no director was willing to ask her to play the female number one, hating the heavens and the earth. Fortunately, with her father, Miao Man didn't worry about not having a job, but she didn't work for long, at most a month, at least three or five days, she fired her job and squid, and almost never made money. Although Miao Man's father is a high-ranking cadre, he is not a corrupt official, the Miao family has a high consumption level, drinks high-grade tea, and the cigarettes that Lao Miao smokes are also high-end. Bird's nest and cordyceps are often eaten, Miao Man carries an Oushili bag, wears Christian Dior women's clothes, wears a Vacheron Constantin watch, inlaid with diamonds on the surface, Pi Hui said that it is worth 500,000 yuan, and it is the dowry of Lao Miao's daughter. The cemetery where Lao Miao slept after his death was more than 100,000. Pi Hui's pension is not high, the family's inventory is not much, Miao Man still has tens of thousands of flowers, and he doesn't know how to sit and eat at all. Miao Man counted on spending her husband after marriage, but her husband didn't hand over the money, not only did she not pay the money, but she also counted on her father-in-law to invest in buying a car. Miao Man's ex-husband originally hoped to make a fortune by relying on his father-in-law, but who knew that he had just entered the door and fell to the ground and never got up again. Miao Man originally thought that the 150-square-meter house he got married was her husband's property, but after she got married, she learned that her husband rented it, and the Porsche he he drove was lent to him by a friend for marriage. After figuring out the family background of both parties, the two quickly cut through the mess and quickly broke up, and Miao Man moved back to his parents' house with his son.

I blamed Pi Hui on the phone for not letting Miao Man come by temperament, and should sentence the child to his father, now it's okay, you can obediently raise your daughter and grandson!

Pi Hui cried on the phone and said, "That's okay! His hometown is in a poor and remote country, and if he is sentenced to him, he will definitely send his son to the countryside, and he will never bring a drag oil bottle by himself, which will affect his remarriage. The old man of my family sighed when he was alive, and today's young people are also worthy of having children? Only give birth but not raise! When the old man of my family was dying and was hospitalized, the child was temporarily taken by his son-in-law, and he was sent to the countryside on the first day, and he was sent to the countryside the next day. ”

I heard Pi Hui say this, I was speechless for a while, thinking about her situation, and persuading her that she should remarry and reorganize her family.

She said: "Alas, don't mention it, not long ago, someone introduced an old man, and the old man asked the introducer when he opened his mouth, does she have **?" The introducer is a woman, back to him, how do I know, I haven't slept with her! It's hard! Drag two oil bottles. It's not that I'm afraid of old and hard currency, but the introducer despises him and refuses to introduce it to me, and I don't want to find this kind of commotion that I have to bring to the coffin all the time. ”

After this call, I decided to find time to see Pi Hui, so I only came to the door today.

Pi Hui and I were classmates in primary school. Pi Hui was a repeater in the sixth grade, one year older than all my classmates.

Children take the value of "an inch of time and an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time" to the extreme, and really think that an inch of time will be exchanged for an inch of gold, so what about a year? How much gold can you exchange for? was ruined by Pi Hui like this.

In addition, the difference of one year between children is more serious than the difference of ten years between old men. Therefore, after Pi Hui came, the classmates ignored her, especially the boys, because of the boundary between men and women, we have a double boundary with her; One is the boundary between men and women, and the other is the age line.

I was the same as Pi Hui's husband back then, I was a high-level cadre, the captain of the Young Pioneers, and I didn't have three red bars. Although I am not a "world", I am a "high-ranking person" among boys, and she is a "subordinate" among girls because she is "not handsome". Supposedly, there can be no intersection between us. There are high and low between us, between men and women, and between ages. However, the world is unpredictable, and after that, Pi Hui's lives and I not only intersected, but also overlapped. Pi Hui has become an icebreaker in the class who breaks the boundaries between men and women.

There is a boy in the class, named Ye Sangang, and everyone calls him "Skinworm", because he has a Zen like Jiang Jie and Shi. Chiang Kai and Shi's mantra is "Niang Xi fart!" "Fart bug" simplifies the mantras of Jiang Jie and Shi into a single "fart" word.

"Fart, I forgot to blanch (eraser) today, borrow me who (use)."

"Fart, who is not good at blanching your skin, who is not good at blanching my skin, you can't blanch the pencil words, I want to blanch the pen words."

He has so many farts, no one calls his name, "fart worm" has become a special name, famous far and wide, even the teacher knows it, but he doesn't know the origin of the name, thinking that his family is delicious soybeans and potatoes, because he doesn't dare to talk to the teacher first.

"Fart Bug" is the first boy in the class to intersect with Pi Hui, both of them are at the bottom, and the classmates in the front row ignore them, if you divide the boundaries between men and women, you can only make friends with the wall behind you.

Pi Hui's family had relatives in Hong Kong back then, and they often sent some parcels, all of which were old clothes and snacks that their relatives were tired of wearing. Pi Hui often wears what is today called "foreign garbage" to class. She knows no boundaries between men and women, and often shows off her fashion to the "fart bug" between classes. Today, she wore a children's trench coat and tightened her belt, which was so tight that she couldn't breathe. Tomorrow she wore a shirt with a big lapel open, and slept like a sleeping beauty on her fleshy neck and shoulders. The acquired stand-up collar is high, with three grape buckles, tightly buttoned, with the style of a Manchu flag person, and her three tendons are holding a head of the "old well handle" - the standard pronunciation is called the neck, and it is wrapped very tightly like a small foot.

"Fart bugs" are by nature at this time, they like slingshots, wooden imitations, real, and guns, and they can't appreciate the fancy costumes of the same table. But Pi Hui has her secret to lowering "farts", and often brings some Hong Kong food sent by the same package and stuffs it into the mouth of the "fart worm". The "fart bug" covets her food and has no choice but to admire her gorgeous clothes. came and went, and the two became the first pair of classmates in the class to break the boundaries between men and women.