This chemistry class was like a rehearsal of a TV series, laughing and laughing.

Teacher Ding, who teaches chemistry, is a very fashionable lady. Chemistry is a magical subject. In literary language, chemistry laboratories are ever-changing. Mr. Ding is applying the set of learning in the chemistry laboratory to his top. Her hairstyle is varied; Today is a big wave, like a wave that rises and falls from the top of your head to your shoulders. Tomorrow I will have a high bun, and I will be as glamorous as Mrs. Kuo. The reaction of the acquired chemical experiment turned her into a maid in "Dream of Red Mansions", with her head divided into the middle, braided on the left and right, and the braids were also coiled into cakes, clinging to the temples......

Mr. Ding is satisfied with his hairstyle. What she was not satisfied with was the hairstyle of a girl in the hall, who actually shaved her bald head and had spots on her black scalp. Teacher Ding first stopped the lecture in shock, and then laughed, swaying from side to side.

The classmates originally had a lot of opinions about the head named Xia Qiuyi, and gave her a nickname behind her back, calling her "Plum Blossom Old Demon". Due to human rights, it is inconvenient to spend money in person. Since the teacher took the lead, the whole classroom laughed. Some of the boys bounced off their seats laughing, their butts bouncing off their desks. The girls are used to being cowardly, smiling without showing their teeth, and they have taken out small handkerchiefs to cover their grinning faces.

The classroom was so loud that Mr. Ding forgot that he was the one behind the noise, and shouted the order "Stop!" The classmates refused to listen to her orders and continued to laugh. When everyone had laughed enough, the laughter finally subsided like an angry wave, and the buttocks of the male classmates were in place, only to find out that the cause of laughter, the source of laughter, Xia Qiuyi, did not feel that his bald head was ridiculous. Not only did she not smile, but she also looked proud, gently touching her head with her hand, as if nothing happened.

I'm the same as Xia Qiu, I'm the one who didn't laugh wildly in the class. A few of my buddies weren't smiling either.

After the start of this semester, Xia Qiuyi grew dysentery on his head. In our high school years, like dinosaurs, dysentery was extinct. We understand that the trauma of dysentery is through Lu Xun's "The True Story of Ah Q", and through the shiny scar on Ah Q's head, we know that it is the sequelae of dysentery. Xia Qiu also had dysentery, which was an indecent disease from the perspective of an eighteen-year-old girl. So someone in the class called her "Plum Blossom Old Demon" behind her back. But I know her family. His father died of a work-related injury, and his mother was unemployed, so she worked as a tiring temporary worker and even picked up garbage. I guess the reason why the dysentery head violated her head was because she helped her mother scavenge the waste. The avatar was injured by the fire and the top was damaged, and he was very sympathetic to her. Not only do I sympathize with her, but I also admire her and appreciate her. She is the most hard-working girl in the class, except for helping her mother earn money after school, at school, I haven't seen her diligently gnawing on books like other girls, every second counts, the ancients are poor, and she is also thin! I am reluctant to spend time in literature, art and sports. In the class rehearsal program, girls are scared of the college entrance examination soon, and everyone is afraid to avoid it, only she is the only one who always struggles to play the leading role. She is not tall, only 1.6 meters, plays basketball well, and plays guard. It can be said that the girls' basketball team in her class participates in various basketball games inside and outside the school, and most of the points scored are earned by her shooting. But her grades are first-class, especially in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and we all estimate that she can be admitted to Tsinghua University.

My grades are also good, especially like chemistry, I can't leave it, I can't put it down, and I spend the most time on chemistry books.

I am the representative of the chemistry class and a proud protégé of Mr. Ding. This is my youngest official title. My biggest position is the head of the Arts, Arts and Sports Department of the Student Union, so I am somewhat famous in the school. Some of the first year girls would chase after me when they saw me, and they would shout, "It's not long!" Not long! I'm 1.8 meters tall, and I think it's boring for them to call me that. If you want to show it, don't make it embarrassing, Mandarin is not good, and even the minister's tofu was eaten by them. They are still children in my eyes, but children will also be affectionate. I often see some little girls staring at me like, and I don't know if I'm also eyes. I think they are very ridiculous, laughing at their young age, they should put their hearts into their studies and get into a good university in the future. That's how I got all the way without distractions. My goal is the Department of Chemistry at Peking University. One of my favorite writers in my life, Ye Yonglie, graduated from the Department of Chemistry at Peking University. I think Ye Yonglie is a genius, he majored in chemistry, and he should be a chemist, not a writer. As far as I know, if there is a lot of mathematical, physical and chemical croaking, the article will not be very good. I am just this virtue, the mathematics, physics and chemistry exams are not difficult for me, and if I want to dance and write, it is like letting me have a child, I am a man, I can't conceive my belly, and I want to give birth to a beautiful boy, which is more difficult than ascending to the sky. I also know that there are many people in the literary world who are in a mess of mathematics, physics and chemistry. But Ye Yonglie eats all the literature and science. He must be good at mathematics, physics and chemistry, otherwise he would not be admitted to the Department of Chemistry of Peking University. If he hadn't written, he would have been a chemist, but he became a writer, with an astonishing number of works and a top-notch quality. At first he wrote popular science literature, and later he wrote biographies. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an expert in modern and contemporary Chinese history. Those personal names, place names, and the year, month, and day of the event are all stepping stones to leave a mark, grasping the iron with traces, and there must be a source and a historical basis, unlike writing a novel, which can be made up out of thin air and made up nonsense. But he told it eloquently, and he had a lot of treasures. His writing is simple and smooth, like a white Chinese painting, but it has depth, and sometimes it makes people laugh and hurt their stomachs. For example, he wrote about Hsiao Meng-neng, the founder of Taiwan's Wenxing: "When he came to visit my house, my family lived on the third floor, and when he went up the stairs to the third floor and bowed at 90 degrees for several minutes, I was very surprised. After a while, he straightened up and told me that I was out of breath when I went upstairs, and that I had to maintain that posture to relieve my breath. ”

When I saw this, I put down the book, I had to laugh for a while, bend down at 90 degrees and straighten my right arm, and use my mobile phone to take a picture of my empathy for Xiao Mengneng before I was in the mood to continue reading. Also, he wrote about Gao Shiqi. Gao Shiqi is a master of children's popular science books. Because he studied bacteriology in the United States, he accidentally contracted A encephalitis while doing experiments, leaving serious sequelae, paralysis, unable to speak, tongue is stiff, and teeth cannot chew. At the beginning, he relied on his secretary to write about his life, because his pronunciation of "babbling woo" was only understood by the secretary, and he could record it and turn it into words. After that, the wife was also involved. Ye Yonglie wrote Gao Shiqi:

"At the age of 20, he crossed the ocean and studied in the United States. He was handsome, and the girls often threw waves at him. ”

It made me laugh for a long time. Gao Shiqi must have been handsome when he was young, and he looked good when he was old and crippled. But he's like this, don't mention Qiu Bo or something, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year. After Gao Zhiyang, Gao Shiqi's secretary, got married, in order to reduce the burden of the secretary, people decided to introduce Gao Shiqi to a partner. Ye Yonglie wrote:

Finally, the enthusiastic matchmaker found a female worker for Gao Shiqi, who was honest, could look good, and was willing to take care of Gao Shiqi. Gao Shiqi saw the photos, listened to the introduction, and readily agreed. The matchmaker chose the date of the blind date. On that day, both men and women were dressed up and saw each other. It's a pity that Gao Shiqi was so excited that his eyes turned upward, and he couldn't get down! That would be terrible, of course. When the female worker saw this, she was frightened, and her love fell apart. ”

This description made me laugh and tear up. Gao Shiqi is a strange person, and he can also be said to be a great person. It is really a blessing for children that such a person can write a large number of children's popular science books. Writing a biography of Gao Shiqi, if it is flat and straightforward, you can only see its greatness, not its truth. This kind of vivid and interesting pen makes Gao Shiqi write flesh and blood and makes people laugh enough. By reading Ye Yonglie's works, I feel that Ye Yonglie is kind enough. Due to the difficulties of life and the fact that he could not afford to buy clothes, he was a big man, and he actually learned to be a tailor, and he also made a coat for his wife. He was sent to work in school, but he took his eldest son with him, not because he was too young to be reformed, but because Ye Yonglie wanted to reduce the burden on his wife who stayed in Shanghai, and his wife still had his younger son in Shanghai. It was very difficult to find someone who took my son to the May 7 cadre school in the whole of China back then, at least I had never heard of it. Ye Yonglie has a good personality, is not shocked, and should be a person with a high IQ and EQ. He writes non-fiction that involves a large number of people, and interviews take more effort than he writes. Not everyone was happy to be interviewed, and some were even a little resistant. The interviewer should use wisdom and courage to take down the city like acting in the movie "Conquering Berlin"! Ye Yonglie can always rely on his friendly, tactful, and experienced kung fu to make twists and turns, make noise, and throw bricks and stones to achieve the goal, which also makes me admire. I am a person who does not lack IQ or EQ. He offends people by speaking, but he knows nothing. Of the six signs of immaturity mentioned in the magazine, I will compare them and occupy three. 1. Not good at accepting new things. After China entered the Internet age, I didn't know anything about the Internet. I know that even the bloody "dicks" on the Internet have come out. "Dick silk" is commonly known as "dick hair". If the poor are called "dicks", what about the rich? Should it be called "B silk"? Or simply "B Mao"? I don't know who the original of "Dick Silk" is, if the Public Security Bureau finds out, he should be arrested, because it is more poisonous than PM2.5. Whether it is a beggar, an emperor, or a human being, everyone is equal, this is fairness and justice. Some women send me a text message, and they come to "kiss" and kiss you! I have a wife, who will kiss you! It's all the fault of the Internet. I can't learn digital cameras. Once on a trip, I brought a digital camera, and my wife taught me for a long time before leaving, and I despised her words and deeds, thinking, who wouldn't take pictures? When I got home, I was happy to show it to my family. Who knew that the camera was playing empty city tricks with me, and nothing was taken in, causing my peers to waste countless expressions and put countless posses in vain. 2. Often swayed by feelings, sensibility is higher than rationality. When I'm happy, I feel like I'm the happiest person in the world, and when I'm down, I hate to die headlong. 3. A sense of contentment and emptiness fills the heart. Sometimes I am the best in the world, and sometimes I am extremely inferior.