Our homeroom teacher's surname is Qian, and he has pockmarks on his face, not a minority but a majority, and he is full of ideas. We don't call him Mr. Qian behind our backs, we call him Qian Hemp. He is a leftist, and he is very bad at not being popular with students' families. Several students in our class with first-class grades, including me, were covered by him in the third year of junior high school, and he was the head teacher in the third year of junior high school. Under invisible pressure, we didn't dare to fill in other schools for the high school entrance examination, for fear that his comments would be bad and he would enter the file and become black material. We didn't expect Qian Hemp to be our homeroom teacher again in the third year of high school. It's a really bad luck. Even the college entrance examination has to be cautious. You can't fill in this school again, right? If the volunteer is high, if he gives a bad review, he may miss the title of the gold list. If you fill in the low volunteer, your grades will definitely be exceeded, and you are unwilling and unwilling! It's like a horse stuck in the mud – a dilemma. Qian Haozi is also a rightist, and the school thinks that he was born hard, left-minded, highly conscious, and teaches politics. Who knew that he took it for himself, took Teacher Sheng home, and became his wife. Qian Hemp also has little man syndrome, he is high-profile, his words and deeds are clear, and he is very flattering to boast. When he got married, the beds of the two collective dormitories of men and women were combined, and the two single mosquito nets were changed into mandarin duck tents, and some sugar was scattered, even if the cave room was a candle. He played suona and drums, and out of nowhere he got a grass team to perform a big drama for a day. Although the banquet was not held, the students watched his play and paid for it.

He is also a "Mr. Siming", fake Taoism, and strictly forbids students to fall in love. There are "Four King Kongs" in our class, and I am a quarter. One of them, King Kong Shishuliang, fell in love with Fang Cixiu. The two have been eye-to-eye since their first year of high school. The results of the "Four King Kongs" are all great, and they are at an age that does not know the height of the sky, and they all want to take the famous brand. Fang Cixiu's grades are also good, and falling in love did not delay their studies, but helped each other and went hand in hand. Therefore, puppy love is a poison for students, and it is not absolute. Qian Hezi held a life meeting and organized his classmates to criticize him. Shi Shuliang looked around as if he had nothing to do, and from time to time he also dug his nostrils, and Fang Cixiu was also stunned, without expression. Qian Haozi ordered his royal literati Feng Meimei to publish a blackboard newspaper for this purpose, counting the two of them who were unethical and moral, and Sichun was embarrassed. At the end of the article, he summed it up sharply: "Don't they know shame? No! They play dumb! ”

For this reason, Hua Jun, one of the "Four King Kongs", wants to ask for an explanation for his buddies. Feng Meimei has a crush on Hua Jun and talks to herself about pairing herself with Hua Jun. Hua Jun has long been impatient with Feng Meimei's flattering eyes, thinking that Feng Meimei is bubbling up by herself, but she doesn't allow others to whistle. wanted to reason with her, so he walked up to Feng Meimei and crossed her waist. Feng Meimei saw Hua Jun standing in front of her, thinking that the lover in her heart had responded to her flattering eyes, and her heart was full of joy, and her eyes were soft. Who knew that Hua Jun said to her:

"Boom! Do you know what the role of going to the Yangtze River and the Yellow River to pee is? ”

Feng Meimei almost cried with joy when she heard her beloved call herself "obedient", and added the suffix "Rumbling Dong". Her father was a construction worker who moved all over the country and only recently moved to our city. Feng Meimei transferred to high school in her sophomore year and immediately became Qian Haozi's new favorite. She doesn't understand the local dialect, and "obediently and loudly" has no emotional color, and when translated into Mandarin, it is the usual "Oops!" I thought Hua Jun was like her, and he liked her, so he hurriedly replied: "Then it depends on how many people go?" ”

"No matter how many people go, the result will be the same, silent, silent and tasteless!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's like a blackboard newspaper you wrote."

Feng Meimei admires herself for her writing, she can't imagine that Hua Jun is illiterate, he is good at mathematics, physics and chemistry, no wonder he says that people who study science and engineering are nerds, and want to open his pasty brain:

"Don't think that only the yellow people have yellow buttocks, it's the same as the white people, it's also snow-white and pink."

"What do you mean?"

"You're colorblind, and you don't know what to do."

"You run on tiptoe and follow the dog, and you look back from time to time to see if you're running as the dog wants."

"You ran with the dog, howling and growling for the dog. You are a pig-dog hybrid, crossbred ”

"Smack!" , a crisp and loud slap slapped Feng Meimei in the face. Feng Meimei couldn't imagine that there were still 108,000 miles away from marrying Hua Jun, he actually committed domestic violence in advance, and hit Hua Jun's arms headlong, Hua Jun flashed, Feng Meimei's face just hit the wall again, she didn't practice iron head skills, and immediately her left cheek was crimson and her forehead was raised, so she touched her face with one hand and her head with the other, splashed and rolled to the ground and cried and screamed. It's a big deal. When Qian Haozi heard that Hua Jun dared to compare himself with a dog, he barked like a dog and called to the principal's office, saying that Hua Jun was rebellious and strongly demanded that the school expel Hua Jun. The principal flatly refused, and criticized Mr. Qian for making a fuss. The principal admired Hua Jun and said that he was "talented and good-looking". Huajun is indeed well-deserved. Study well, look delicate and handsome, and can be regarded as a lush school grass. There is no girl in the school who is so beautiful that it can be called the school flower to match it. Although the principal is not gay, he is reluctant to step on the school grass with one foot, and hopes that the school grass will be admitted to a good university and add glory to the school. Qian Haozi couldn't kill Hua Jun with a stick, and held a criticism meeting, just like the criticism of the history book and Fang Cixiu not long ago, fighting against Hua Jun. Hua Jun realized his mistake at this moment, although the gentlemanly demeanor pays attention to the priority of the lady, it does not include the priority of inviting the lady to slap. In front of the whole class, he bowed ninety degrees and apologized to Feng Meimei. Feng Meimei's face hurt before, her headache and heart hurt even more. In the face of Hua Jun's bow, the pain in his heart, head, and face disappeared immediately. Therefore, some people say that heart disease has a big advantage over physical disease, as long as the unsatisfied desire is satisfied, it will be cured. She felt that Hua Jun was good enough for her, otherwise she wouldn't have bent over her ninety degrees, and her ass was so high, she would have done her best. At this time, she completely forgot the noise that had happened on her face and head, and forgave Hua Jun 100%. Qian Haozi still didn't want to let Hua Jun go, with a tiger face, his eyes were full of evil, and he couldn't say anything in his mouth, and he wished that Feng Meimei would also face Hua Jun's face that looked like Youling in his eyes, and hit him so hard, it was best to hit him with crooked eyes and nose, and the best thing was to beat him like himself, with a pitted face. However, she estimated that Feng Meimei's ability was not so great, and she was reluctant to fight like that. Woman, woman! Your name is weakling. The wishful thinking in his stomach couldn't be dialed, so he could only order Hua Jun to write a written check and paste it on the blackboard. Since Huajun's inspection was pasted with the blackboard newspaper, the blackboard newspaper is no longer changed regularly, and there is a great possibility that Huajun's inspection will stay on the blackboard newspaper for a long time, and it will be immortal for thousands of generations.

At this point, the classmates in the class are divided into two factions, the head teacher of the station who is rooted and Miao Hong, Feng Meimei on the side, and the other faction on the side of Hua Jun, Shi Shuliang, and Fang Cixiu. I don't think much of Hua Jun's beating people, but I'm one of the four King Kongs, so I naturally stand on my own camp. Hua's slap is also beneficial, and he will be less harassed by many autumn waves after that. However, this affection is like a beast in a cage, and she has to scream a few times in Feng Meimei's heart from time to time.

Xia and Autumn also remained neutral and did not take sides. She has no interest in infighting and does not participate. Qian Hezi is good to her, her father is an old worker, although he died, she is like a hereditary descendant of the iron hat prince, and she is a red fifth category. We all estimate that Xia Qiu can also be admitted to Tsinghua University, and we predict that Qian Haozi's comments on her will not be bad.

She is mathical, physical and chemical, and our four King Kongs often can't test her. That's the main reason why I think so much about her. Some girls in the class, don't look at their writing waves, mathematics, physics and chemistry. Only Xia Qiuyi, her intellectual structure is Marie Curie-type, and she is a scientist's cell.

After Xia Qiu also shaved her head, she treated her bald head with her heart, and she was cured, leaving no Ah Q-style shiny scars, and it was not a dysentery. There is also a full head of hair on his head, and no one calls the alias of "Plum Blossom Old Demon" anymore. Only then did I notice that Xia Qiu also has a good image, although it is not rich and expensive, but the facial features are exquisite, and the eyes, nose, and mouth are in place. It's the kind of durable type that you don't notice at first glance, and the more you look at it, the more brilliant it becomes. Feng Meimei is the kind of person who looks good at first glance, because she is white and tender, the more she looks at it, the more she feels that she is not good, and there is no bright spot in her facial features, which is a typical impatient to look at women.

After we registered for the college entrance examination, we didn't walk into the examination room, and culture, revolution, and life began. After the suspension of classes and the revolution, it was a big tandem. Each of our four King Kongs carried a yellow military backpack and traveled all over the mountains and rivers of the motherland with Fang Cixiu. The first thing I do when I go to a place is to go to the reception station to borrow money. Unexpectedly, these IOUs were sent to the respective parents' workplaces and deducted from their wages. We were all scolded to death by our parents, because they gave us money before we left. We all regret that we shouldn't have made a real-name system for IOUs in the first place, and we should have made up a fake mom and dad to come out, so that the lender couldn't settle accounts later. The tandem experience is also unforgettable. The green car is crowded with people, meat on meat, and there is nowhere to pee. I couldn't hold back my pants. We have never seen diapers in our dreams in those days, otherwise we must have made everyone make today's advertising slogan: "Let the little fart always be dry", and each person uses a diaper to wrap the buttocks.

After the tandem was over, we got addicted and went out in a gang and climbed into a jeep truck. Since the suspension of classes and the revolution, it is difficult to find Xia Qiuyi in the school, and it is estimated that she has spent all her time helping her mother make money. She participated in that truck climb. She brought very little money, and I saw her digging out her purse, and it was full of corners. I took out sixteen dollars of all my possessions and gave her eight dollars. She refused to accept it, and I said that even if I lent a loan, she accepted it, saying that the money would be repaid. Later, when she repaid the money, I didn't admit it, saying that I couldn't remember when she borrowed money from me. She later gave me a set of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". I couldn't buy this set of books for a hundred dollars at the time. I knew how hard it would be for her to raise money to buy them, but I took them anyway. I have my purpose, and I have the right to save it for the time being.