If the road madman was not the old monster of Qianjimen, Yun Kai dared to take off his eyeballs and eat them as lychees, so he would use the old man's head to tease the other party, and he also spent most of the day with other people's mushrooms, just to get a toy like a repeater to play, but he didn't expect to be targeted by the old madman with poisonous eyes on the bracelet.

Then the words are swollen, stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice?

The words were all picked up, and the two foxes, old and young, stopped pretending to be garlic. The madman said openly and honestly: "Since Long Xingyun gave you that brand, then we are not outsiders, open the skylight and say something." My old man has no collector's habit, and I don't plan to be greedy for your baby bracelet, but I think the function is strange and the idea is exquisite, I suspect that it is the work of our predecessors in the thousand machine gates, and I want to learn from it! ”

"According to the craftsmanship and material technology of hundreds of years ago, it is not easy to make a bracelet like that." Lu Maniac was rarely modest for a moment, and immediately boasted to himself: "It's not that my old man is bragging, if I use high-strength nanomaterials and finishing molding technology, I am 100% sure that the capacity will be tripled, and then I will give you a version 2.0 of the finished product in return?" Yun boy, let me tell you, how many people want to ask my old man to help, but they can't ask for it, you kid don't know how to lift ......"

"Senior Feng, you are really amazing!" Yun Kai's heart blossomed, and he patted his ass wildly and said: "Look at your eclectic appearance and clothing, you know that you are a master of the world who is indifferent to fame and fortune, a scientific giant immersed in high-tech inventions, and Edison among the Luban Chinese people in the industrial age...... How can a small bracelet be hard to get you? ”

Lu Madman smiled and waited for Yun Kai to finish praising him, and criticized with dissatisfaction: "Although what you said is also true, you have made a small mistake - you can't compare the old man and me with Master Lu Ban, his old man is the ancestor of our Thousand Machine Gate!" ”

"I'm sorry I was wrong," Yun Kai apologized very sincerely, "The blue is out of the blue and deeper than the blue, you really can't be compared to Master Luban!" ”

The road madman laughed and his beard flew wildly, expressing his satisfaction with Yunkai's apology, and deciding to forgive him for a momentary slip of the tongue.

Yun Kai finally coaxed the old man to be happy, and took the opportunity to make a small request and said: "Senior Feng, do you see that this 2.0 version of the bracelet can be combined with the Zhuge Crossbow a little bit and turn it into a long-range weapon such as the Peacock Feather or the Rainstorm Pear Flower Needle?" ”

The smile on the face of the road madman immediately changed from a GIF animation format to a jpg static image.

After a long time, the road madman held back a sentence angrily: "Do you want to bring automatic guidance?" ”

"That's a good feeling!"

“……”

The road madman was depressed and didn't want to speak. If you talk to this layman boy who doesn't know anything, he will ask for a little combination with Tiger Wings, and become a portable version of Iron Man, or even the transformation bracelet of Balara's little demon fairy - this is the special security group and not Hollywood, how does the stinky boy think he is making a science fiction movie or a cartoon?

In fact, Yunkai is also said to be like that. For him, the descendant of the Poison Hand Medicine King, the bracelet is like the Zhuge crossbow in Long Yan's hand, or the revolver in the revolver.

As soon as he saw that the face of the madman was wrong, he quickly took off the bracelet from his wrist and said, "Senior, what is the thing here...... I'll go back and deal with it before I give it to you? ”

The person who can clean up the fire in July must not be a good person, with the logical reasoning ability of a road madman to engage in scientific research, he knows what is in it with his toes, but he just nodded and urged him to hurry, looking impatient.

When the old and young were sitting on the steps talking about business very unvividly, Long Yan happened to come out of the building with the mountain. As soon as Dashan saw Yun Kai, he laughed and rushed over, and excitedly reported: "Yun Kai, Teacher Long Shuo (said) I can graduate!" ”

Yes, yes, Dashan finally graduated from kindergarten. Yun Kai was very happy for him, and praised him without hesitation, and Dashan said happily: "Also, the master is going to officially search (accept) me as a disciple today......"

Are they all called masters, and they haven't officially started yet? Yun Kai looked at Long Yan suspiciously.

Long Yan nodded and lukewarmly invited, "You can go and watch the ceremony." ”

Lu Maniac's attention was on his mechanical research, expressing his disinterest in these things, reminding Yun Kai to quickly send the bracelet over, and then carried the tattered net to the laboratory in another building.

When Long Yan led the two into the conference room of the special security group, there were already more than a dozen members of the special security team waiting in the room, including the revolver, the knife, and Mercedes-Benz that Yunkai knew before.

Long Xingyun, who was out of the poisoned state, was like two people compared to sitting in a wheelchair. After the repair, the beard looks much more pleasing to the eye, there is no bloodshot in the eye sockets, and there is less sharpness in the eyes, and the iron-blooded aura on the body is almost difficult to detect.

Yun Kai didn't react for a while, he hadn't seen him for a few days, and Uncle Long turned from a wild Wolverine to an elegant Stark, and his momentum also changed from an active volcano that erupted at any time to a breezy prairie - is this still the fierce man he knew before?

The only possibility is that this is a state of returning to the basics, presumably a manifestation of the imminent entry into the realm.

Long Xingyun, who was sitting at the top, saw Yun Kai following behind, beckoned him to come over, and asked with a smile: "How is it, are you still used to living in Silver Moon Villa?" ”

"Of course...... Not used to it. Yun Kai said frankly: "There are no bars and teahouses, no hot pot food stalls, no KTVs, no movie theaters, I'm about to suffocate to death!" ”

"Haha, what you said, Silver Moon Villa really can't be satisfied." Long Xingyun laughed and said, "You can bear with it for a few more days, Dashan should get used to it quickly." Wan shan? ”

"Master, I'm here!"

"We're not a sect of rivers and lakes, and we don't have so many messy rules. Master, I was born in the Bagua Sect, and later practiced Xingyi Boxing, and I also dabbled in Tai Chi, so I didn't worship the ancestors. Dragon body art integrates the advantages of all kinds of physical arts, some people say that it is the master I created, in fact, it is the culmination of Chinese physical arts, if you want to worship, then you have to worship all the martial arts predecessors in China, and even the humanistic ancestors of the entire nation - these are in our spirit and blood vessels, we don't engage in those empty ceremonies, you don't forget this is fundamental! ”

Dashan didn't understand it for a while, but he still replied very seriously: "Yes, master!" ”

"Okay." Long Xingyun nodded and said, "Come over and serve a cup of tea to the master, and you will officially get started!" ”

It is estimated that it was because Long Yan had mentioned it, Dashan immediately got up, walked to Long Xingyun with a teacup, bent over, raised his hands above his head, and said respectfully: "Master, please use tea!" ”

"Good, good! Very good! Long Xingyun took the teacup and laughed.

"Congratulations, master!" Zuolun and other senior brothers and sisters congratulated in unison.

The members of the special security team present also applauded and congratulated: "Congratulations to the team leader for receiving a proud disciple!" ”

Among all of them, Yunkai's applause was the loudest. He is very aware of the perversion and strictness of Teacher Long in the kindergarten, and it is estimated that Dashan has suffered a lot these days, and it is definitely a good thing that he can graduate from the Iceberg Kindergarten today and get the admission letter of Liumen Primary School.

Long Xingyun took a sip of tea and said to the mountain standing respectfully: "Yunshan, you listen well! You have not been in contact with the society for a long time, and you have a rare pure heart, which is what I like most about you, followed by the physical foundation that you have naturally laid since you were a child with hundreds of beasts. ”

"Warrior, stop fighting. We who practice martial arts need to have a righteous heart, a benevolent heart, a patriotic heart, and a defense heart -- I don't require you to understand these things now, but you must keep them in mind, and you must always be vigilant and spur yourself on. ”

"I remember, master!" The mountain bowed his head and was taught.

Long Xingyun's words were obviously not only said to Dashan, but the other members of the special security team also nodded their heads in agreement.

Long Xingyun waved his hand, and the members of the special security team immediately dispersed to both sides, leaving the honest Dashan alone, standing alone in the center of the conference room. Yun Kai didn't know what to do, and thought that the apprenticeship ceremony had ended, and found that the meat scene had just started - Xiaodao stood up and said that according to the practice of the special security group, the newcomer Dashan had to show his hands on the spot, otherwise, he would have to taste the dismount prepared by the senior brothers and sisters for rookies.

Long Xingyun sat with a smile and didn't speak, moving a small bench to watch the excitement. He had personally tried the bottom of the mountain, and he was 100% satisfied with this closed disciple - who would give the horse to whom would the tiger go down the mountain against the wolf-like special security team member?

It's hard to say.

The dragon god knew the roots of the mountain, but the other members of the special security team didn't know it, the aggressive knife jumped out directly, pulled out two daggers from the left and right waists, and felt out several handles from the trouser legs and back waist, and threw them aside together and said, "Little rookie, let's go through a few moves empty-handed." If you win, just call me a knife like them in the future, if you lose, you have to call me Brother Chen in the future, understand? ”

Xiaodao's real name is Chen Xiaodan, and his background has some relationship with the Han Liushe. The history of the knife will be created by Chen Qingzhen at the end of the Qing Dynasty, originally the Heaven and Earth Society, that is, the southern Fujian branch of the Han Liushe, after the introduction of the East China Sea to launch an uprising, defeated by the Qing soldiers and the French army after the combination of light to dark, and gradually became a small sect in the dark rivers and lakes.

Chen Xiaodan, who is good at using daggers, simply uses the code name "knife" after joining the special security group, even if he abandons the familiar weapon and fights with a flexible body, he thinks that people can't even touch the corners of his clothes, and defiantly lashes his fingers at the mountain.

Dashan hasn't learned any strategy and tactics, only knows that according to the rules of Shennongjia's "rivers and lakes", someone provokes and puts it down directly, and immediately kicks his legs on the ground, his body pounces out of the air like a leopard, and the knife flashes to the left like a slippery loach, and in a blink of an eye, he is behind Dashan, and his fast fist goes straight to the back of Dashan like the wind, with a mocking smile on his face.

Just when he thought that he had the chance to win, he saw Dashan's body twist strangely, and the punch immediately fell into the air. The knife suddenly felt like a stone hitting cotton, and the ridicule on his face immediately became solemn, and he immediately withdrew his fists and retreated in a hurry, which was able to avoid the elbow blow of the mountain, and the two of them intersected and fought together.

Long Yan and Zuolun and others, who were watching, had smiles on the corners of their mouths, and they all guessed that Xiaodao was going to be careless in Jingzhou. The first mistake of the knife was to despise the opponent, which led to the second mistake - being forced to fight with the mountain in close combat, which is equivalent to saying that he was fighting against the advantage of the mountain with his own disadvantage, so it is strange that he will not lose if he continues to fight.

Sure enough, although Dashan's style of play does not have any complete set of ways, strength, speed and reaction have no weaknesses, although the knife is flexible and experienced, but unfortunately the other party does not play cards according to common sense at all, and in a hurry, he was grabbed by Dashan's wrist and fell out far away!

"Careless!" The knife rubbed his sore arm, bared his teeth and grinned, "Where did you come from, a monster?" ”

He was really right, the mountains were monsters that ran out of the deep mountains and old forests. Revolver unceremoniously sneered: "Knife, you are too ashamed!" Punch the master to death, haha......"

The knife snorted with cold air in his mouth, and said angrily: "Then you go up and try it!" ”

"I'm playing with guns, not playing with house!"

“……”

Although Dashan took advantage of the knife's ignorance, he also showed a solid foundation and won the recognition of most of the members of the special security team. When Yun Kai was secretly happy for his brother, he heard Long Yan suddenly say in a loud voice: "Yun Kai, do you want to come up and make two moves?" I'm with you! ”

"Who am I messing with again?"

The smile on Yun someone's face immediately stiffened into a photo.