Chapter Eighty-Eight: Please Humiliate Me with a Titanium Card

The news of Qin Xian's appearance in Yunshuang Cosmetics caused an uproar in Chongqing.

The power of the human flesh search engine is endless, and Nie Xianzi's fans found out the whereabouts of their idols somewhere, and actually chased them to the Yan family's official restaurant. Under the inquiry of the restaurant manager, the good end of the mushroom immediately became the Xianglin sister-in-law of the new era, beating her chest and saying with a cow on her face: "I'm so stupid, I really ......"

Watching Fan Siniang's Hummer disappear into the traffic, Yun Kai secretly wiped a cold sweat.

Just one step away, Fairy Nie will fall into the vast sea of people's war. If Fan Siniang is accidentally provoked, it is not uncommon for this tough female man to fight, and it is not uncommon to turn Yan's restaurant into a martial arts film recording scene.

The manager of the restaurant saw that Xia Hanshuang's mother and daughter and Yun Kai had not left, and immediately rushed up with bright eyes. "The three of them are Yunshuang cosmeceuticals, may I ask what they have to do with Qin Xian? Can you take the liberty of inviting Fairy Nie to come to the shop again, the store is all free of charge and waiting for you......"

"I don't know her well!" Yunkai hurriedly got into the taxi and left.

As for Xia Hanshuang and Fei Qiaoyun's mother and daughter, one is a demon who has achieved cultivation, and the other is a queen with exquisite eight faces, so she will definitely not let go of this good opportunity for advertising placement.

By the time we returned to Silvermoon Villa, the sun had set in the west. Dashan estimated that he had gone to kindergarten, and Yunkai decided to take the opportunity to investigate the terrain of the six doors of the Yudu branch altar, so he wandered around in Houzhuang with nothing to do.

The house is nothing to look at, just some old tiled houses, the chrysanthemums in the yard are hanging their heads weakly, the lotus flowers in the pond are also a little decayed, Yunkai yawned and was about to go to the mountain, when he suddenly saw an old man picking up garbage, sitting on the side of the steps and fiddling with a pile of rags.

Are there any scraps in Silvermoon Villa? When Yun Kai approached suspiciously, he saw that the pile of tattered mechanical parts was a mess, probably intended to be used to sell scrap iron, and the old man was squatting aside and drawing circles, his face almost touching the ground.

The old man's clothes were dirty, they hadn't been washed for at least two weeks, the cuffs were shiny, and there was a strange smell, because he couldn't see his face clearly when he buried his head, but his forehead was a little bald, and the hair on the back of his head was messyβ€”Yun Kai suspected that the sparrows in the treetops had been chirping, because they wanted to fly down to make a nest, but they were ruined by his troubles.

The ground was messy with the screwdriver in the old man's hand, one circle after another, one thread around another, complicated like a mess, you can imagine how tangled the old man's mood was.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a president of a small country who chose the wrong profession, and after being placed under house arrest by a competitor because he did not do his job, he wrote a poem called "Seeing Joy", saying that the Shenma scissors are constantly sorted out and chaotic, which is sorrow, and don't have a taste in my heart...... Yun Kai felt that it was very suitable to be used on this lonely old man, so he felt out an old man's head and gently placed it in front of the old man.

The old man who picked up the rags probably pushed the old man's head aside impatiently because he was in too sad mood.

Men, there are a few days of low mood every month - Yunkai himself is also a man, so he can quite understand, sigh and turn away.

Before he had gone far, he heard the old man shouting angrily, "Boy! Get the hell out of here! ”

"Huh?" Yun Kai turned his head in disdain and saw a face with his chin covered by a beard, a pair of reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, but his expression was gray and angry......

"Old man, is there anything you can do?" Yun Kai was uneasy in his heart, the old man in this year is not easy to mess with. Could it be that just because he was given a hundred-yuan bill, people thought he was rich and was ready to perform a fake fall in the forbidden area?

The old man picked up the old man's head with a screwdriver, took off his reading glasses and beckoned to Yunkai: "Come here!" Come and explain what it means......"

Yun Kai walked back and squatted opposite the old man, and replied curtly: "It's not a god, I just see that you are a little bit ......."

"What's that?" The old man was very angry, and the consequences were very serious, and he tilted his butt on the ground and said, "Do you think my old man is very pitiful? You think I'm a? Well? ”

Yun Kai wanted to nod, but in the end he shook his head - shaking his head means to show that he is also a glorious proletarian revolutionary, so don't think about it when you fake a fall or something.

The old man threw away the screwdriver in his hand, dragged the net bag to him, took out a dirty card for a long time, slapped it in front of Yunkai with a "snap", and said lightly: "Seeing that you are not much better than my old man, this will be given to you, and the password is on the back of the card!" ”

Yunkai looked down, I wiped it, it was actually Zhang Huaxia Bank's titanium card!

"Old man, what do you mean?"

"Humph! Your old man's head is a god horse, my old man is a god horse! ”

Yun Kai felt that the whole person was going to be bad-dare to love in the eyes of the strange old man, the handsome and dashing young and golden Yun was a rag-picker?

He finally realized that he had ignored an obvious truth. This is the backyard of the heavily guarded Silvermoon Villa, not the street park in the city, where is the place where a bad old man can come in casually?

"Well, I'm defeated by you!" Yun Kai frowned and said, "May I ask what do you call the old man?" ”

"Boy, listen up, old man, my surname is Feng Mingzi Road!"

"Maniac Road?"

"A personable wind is not the madness of a madman."

Yun Kai put away his cynical appearance and said respectfully: "Yun Kai has seen the wind seniors!" ”

"You'd better call me a road madman." The old man glanced at him and said indifferently: "Anyway, everyone is shouting smoothly, and I am also listening." ”

Yun Kai was once again defeated by the old man.

Lu Madman pointed to the small shield given by Long Xingyun around his neck, raised his eyebrows and said, "Show me that!" ”

Yun Kai honestly untied the chain, restored the small shield to the appearance of a document and handed it over. After taking it in his hand and glancing at it, the madman threw it back to him and asked, "So, you are the kid who saved Long Xingyun?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, the dragon god is amazing, the kid is just the icing on the cake!"

"If you can lift the July fire, you can count it as having two brushes." Feng Zilu glanced at him and said, "Say, is there anything I can help you with?" ”

"The senior was polite. If you can help the special security team do something, that's what a kid should do. ”

"That's it." The road madman threw the titanium card into the tattered net pocket, waved his hand and drove people away: "My old man is very busy, you can get out if it's okay!" ”

In Yun's eyes, the madman smiled treacherously, and said teasingly: "I don't know how much money is in it, three or five million is there - why do you want it?" If you want it, you can say it, if you don't say how do you know what you want, it's impossible for you to say that you want me but don't give it to you, you don't want it but you want to give it to you, everyone is reasonable......"

The madman who dares to love the road has also watched "Journey to the West". Yun Kai swallowed his anger and replied: "If the seniors want to humiliate me, use that titanium card to humiliate me!" I think I should dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, and try to learn from Han Shin's predecessors......"

"Hahahaha, don't you think I'm a?" After laughing for a while, the road madman glanced at Yun Kai very thiefly and said, "I look very tattered about the bracelet in your hand, and my old man doesn't take advantage of you, so I exchange this card for it?" ”

Yun Kai was finally convinced that the road madman was by no means a ragged maniac.

The bracelet on his left hand, which looked like a clumsy tourist souvenir, was actually the most valuable treasure on his body. In addition to the function of hiding and administering poison, it is also an antique that is not short of years, and it can also be regarded as one of the heirlooms of the Yun family.

How can an old man pick up the rags see the strangeness of this thing?

Yun Kai shook his head like a rattle, and firmly refused: "My thing is worthless, how dare I take advantage of you?" "The implication is that you road madman wants to cheat my brother's bracelet with three or five million, and you don't even have a door.

"You kid is too cunning, my old man is too lazy to play tricks with you." The road madman stretched out his dirty hand and said, "Show it to me first!" ”

Yun Kai rubbed and didn't want to give it to him. It's not that I'm worried that the other party won't pay it back, but it's filled with a lot of things that trap people. He didn't know that Lu Maniac was a god horse character in the special security group, and if he accidentally killed someone, it wouldn't be as simple as falling and not helping.

The road madman had a thief light in his eyes, and Yunkai just didn't show him, the old and the young were just consumed, you stare at me, I stare at you, and no one wants to give in. When the old man was angry, his beard curled up, and Yun Kai imagined maliciously that if the beard was transplanted to the top of his head, the road madman would be a modern version of Zhou Botong.

In the end, the road madman became angry and blew himself up: "Boy, I said that you don't know how to lift!" Show my old man your, that's your pleasure! I'm not afraid to tell you that the brand on your neck is called the Golden Shield Nameplate, which I made casually to play! ”

"What's the big deal about that?" Yun Kai threw the nameplate in his hand, expressed his contempt and said: "If you have the ability, you can make a Zhuge crossbow or a tiger with wings and try it, and I will really convince you!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey...... You've really been fooled! ”

The road madman picked out a handful of parts from the pile of rubble, and his oily hands turned up and down, and the parts seemed to come to life in his hands, and he was dazzled by Yun Kai, and in a short time he put together a complete part - unexpectedly, it was indeed the crossbow box in Long Yan's hand!

"Well, isn't that it?" The old man threw the crossbow box to Yun Kai, wiped the oil stains off his hands with his sleeve, and said with a smug face: "If my old man hadn't been pondering the firing schematic just now, he would have been mistaken for a beggar picking up rags by you, a stinky boy with no eyes?" ”

Yun Kai finally knew where the shiny luster on his clothes came from, and immediately admired the old man like a surging riverβ€”of course, what he admired was not the mechanical assembly technology of others, but the old man's ability to pretend to be low-key.

Shenma is called low-key? The road maniac is low-key, and he doesn't have to pay for his life.

"The kid has eyes but no beads, and his predecessor is a real person who doesn't show his face, and he turns out to be an inventor!" Yun Kai awkwardly examined himself, and sincerely suggested: "Great God, if you don't think so, I'll lend you this bracelet to study for a few days, and you can help me assemble a complete Zhuge crossbow?" ”

"There are no doors!" The road madman looked Yun Kai up and down for a while, and said mockingly: "Boy, the fox's tail is finally revealed, right?" ”

"You said Shenma, I don't understand?"

"Don't be sloppy with me!" Lu Maniac said disdainfully: "My old man has eaten more salt than you have eaten, who have you deceived with that little care?" You deliberately came to chill me in the first place, didn't you? ”

Yunkai is really drunk - life is already so difficult, some things should not be debunked?