Chapter 98: Swearing

85_85239 Embarrassed for me? "Snorting", Feng Ping pointed at Ouyang Yin with his finger and said: "Children don't know the moon, call it a white jade plate......"

"What's the swearing? Not counted. Xu An'an helped her husband yell and interrupt his "poem".

Feng Ping smiled and said again: "The ancients didn't know the present time and the moon, and this month once looked like the ancients." The ancients and the present are all flowing water, and the bright moon is like this......"

He rarely likes Li Bai's poems, and once used the pocket money he saved to buy part of the anthology of "Poetry Immortals", and he can memorize one or two hundred poems. Although this poem may not be a swan song, it is better because everyone is unfamiliar with it, coupled with the dusty and philosophical artistic conception, the Ouyang couple is no longer picky.

Xu An'an sighed: "Since you are coarse, why do you speak and act rudely!" ”

Feng Ping smiled and said: "The environment dictates that people living in small towns are directly understandable and like to ridicule as friendly, unlike the elite class in big cities who use hypocrisy as self-cultivation, which is really tiring!" Over time, the joy of life is lost. ”

"Taught!" Ouyang Chunshu couldn't cry or laugh, and so did the others.

Feng Ping talked about the ascendant, and continued: "None of the people here are born and raised in Shenzhen, they are all leaving their hometowns to work hard here for the purpose of making money, the winners are envied, and the losers are looked down upon. My brother is different from most of you, no matter whether he succeeds or fails, he will not change his heart of 'birth', and would rather laugh and abuse in the red dust regardless of his image, so he is just if he has no desire. ”

"Looks like you're not going to stay here for long!" Ye Feng sighed.

"Or Xiao Fengfeng knows me, how can my husband be trapped in a certain place? Maybe I'll slap my ass and walk away tomorrow. Feng Ping grinned.

Ouyang Chunshu smiled and praised sincerely: "This is the true character of a husband!" It's really better to listen to your words than to read a book for ten years. I really admire it. From now on, I would like to make you a friend. With that, he stretched out his hand.

"Me too!" Xu Anan also came to make fun.

Feng Ping didn't refuse this time, and shook hands with them. The change in the attitude of the Ouyang couple made the atmosphere of the banquet very harmonious, everyone respects me, I advise you to drink happily, and even a few women are a little drunk and hazy.

Liang Xinyi leaned on Feng Ping and asked in a low voice, "Who called just now?" I have to go out and pick it up. ”

"Teruji Itada, the Oriental devil." Feng Ping replied.

Liang Xinyi frowned, Feng Ping had told her about Itada before, and when she read this, she said worriedly: "It seems that a trip to Japan is inevitable?" ”

Feng Ping nodded and said: "People can't be untrustworthy, not to mention that the remuneration he gave was quite generous at that time, and people couldn't resist the temptation." ”

Ye Feng, who was sitting next to him, had sharp ears, and asked Feng Ping, "Are you going to Japan?" How about I go with you? ”

Feng Ping smiled and said, "As long as Sister-in-law Rong is not afraid that you will be entangled by the actress there, I naturally have no opinion." ”

"What's in the melon seeds in the head!" Before Fang Rong could say anything, Liang Xinyi had grabbed his ears with the strength of the wine, and didn't let go until he was slapped by Fengping on the buttocks.

"I'll get you a passport, which is much shorter than normal." Ouyang also came to take advantage of it.

"There are a lot of things in Japan that are in demand at home, and I'm going to go too." Xu Anan was unwilling to shout.

"Go, when the money of the few people is spent, they will sell you on the spot. And even if you save enough money for the ticket back, the little tree tree here already has a new love. Feng Ping smiled.

Xu Anan gritted his teeth and complained to Liang Xinyi: "Look at you, there are some dirty thoughts in your head. You don't care? ”

"Don't, don't move troops, can't I surrender to you?" Feng Ping hurriedly said goodbye.

Everyone was laughing at this, "Which one is called Fengping, come out and let me see." A big man full of alcohol slammed the door and entered.

The sudden change made everyone look at each other, Feng Ping reacted quickly, and asked the person with a sneer: "Which river are you a bastard who crawled out of the river?" Looking for something to do? ”

Ouyang Chunshu's perception of Feng Ping had changed greatly at this time, that is, he relieved him of the siege, and reprimanded the big man and said, "Ma Qi, what the hell do you want to do?" Go back to the house. ”

The big man didn't expect Ouyang Gongzi to stand out for others, so he bowed his head and left without saying a word.

Feng Ping said with a gloomy face: "The surname Xu is so ignorant of stopping, do you want to force me to strike a thunderous blow?" ”

Ouyang hurriedly said: "I believe this is not his intention, but just like the contractor who looked up to the Xu family's snort just now, he was just bored." ”

How could Feng Ping listen to it, thinking that if it weren't for Xu Wentao to tell right and wrong, the person surnamed Ma would come to find trouble? The anger of being forced to close the door due to business has not subsided, and his grandmother dared to come to this with Lao Tzu.

Just thinking about going to the house to find an explanation, Xu Wentao led Ma Qi to come again, and said to him: "I'm sorry, this guy misinterpreted my words that I was bent on reconciling with you, and came to talk nonsense, and I sent him over to accompany you, I hope you don't care about him." ”

Feng Ping sneered and said mercilessly: "Although I don't pursue you for hurting people with secret arrows in the business field, I have determined that you are not worthy of being my friend, retreat quickly, if you are not convinced, you can find this idea to provoke." ”

Needless to say, Xu Wentao's little face changed greatly, Ma Qi jumped like thunder, pointed and scolded: "Give the shameless thing, see that Uncle Ma is not alive...... Oh, my dear mother! ”

How could Feng Ping let him run rampant, kicking him on all fours with movements that almost no one could see clearly, and he couldn't slow down for more than ten minutes.

Xu Wentao smiled and gloated: "Do you know what he does?" There are hundreds of construction workers under my command. ”

Ye Feng snorted and said disdainfully: "Let you know that just a few days ago, he alone destroyed more than 50 Hong Kong road characters with murder weapons, and those construction workers will have more kind of people than others?" I'm afraid that as long as no more than a dozen people are knocked down, they will be scattered as birds and beasts. ”

Of course, there is an element of exaggeration, otherwise how can I scare this gentleman.

Xu Wentao thought to himself that he couldn't be frightened by him again and again, and sneered: "Bragging, you just said that it's okay to kill the British Governor of Hong Kong, anyway, no one will see it." Blow, keep blowing, and don't be afraid to flash your tongue! His eyes were full of disdain.

Feng Ping was really angry by his sarcasm, and said in a rough voice: "Lao Tzu loves to brag, but today I want to rebuild you, take your head to your father, and see if you are his species." After that, he was going to rush to Xu Wentao's side.

Ye Feng hurriedly made fun, blocked it with his body, and persuaded: "Killing people pays for your life, do you kid think about the consequences?" Don't be too impulsive. ”

Feng Ping "How will" give up, and said hatefully: "This kind of deception is too much, and it is not enough to kill him to dispel the anger in my heart." "Set aside Ye Feng and arrest people again.

Ye Feng decided to continue the show, hugging his back while asking for help from everyone: "Come on, this kid is crazy, he is too strong." So most of them came running over and persuaded them to fight.

Only Zhao Jin didn't step forward, but said coldly to Xu Wentao: "Don't go quickly, in case he punches and stomps on him, can it look good?" ”

Xu Wentao was really frightened, and saw that Fengping was still "jumping" under the obstruction of everyone, so he didn't care about his face, and ran out in a panic, even caring about Ma Qi, who was covering his stomach underground.

"Tiger Father and Dog!" Zhao Jin sighed.

Ouyang Chunshu also blushed and said to Zhao Jin: "This kind of person is as famous as us, it's embarrassing to think about it." ”

Ye Feng said worriedly: "Young Master Xu is narrow-minded, I am afraid that I will regard you as an enemy in the future." ”

Tang Jing took the opportunity to twist Fengping's waist again, and said with a smile: "I dare to use the trick of scaring children, but it works for Brother Xu!" ”

Feng Ping returned to his seat, poured himself a cup, and said lightly: "Hitting children on a rainy day is idle." Anyway, I don't have any business under my name, and I can afford to spend it with his family, so it's a big deal to leave Shenzhen to go on a cloud tour, and I feel at ease. ”

After asking someone to carry Ma Qi out, Zhao Jin smiled bitterly and gave a thumbs up to Fengping, and said, "Is there really a kind?" But don't you forget that you also have weaknesses, and you don't care about the safety of the women around you? ”

Hearing this, Feng Ping's eyes flashed immediately, and he said word by word: "The dragon has reverse scales, and if you touch it, you will die." If they dare to violate my taboos, they will surely attract blood. ”

The sound was not loud, but it was bloody and cold, which made everyone feel cold in their hearts, and they couldn't make a sound for a long time.

"I'm so touched, why didn't you give birth a few years earlier? At that time, I must be desperate to pestering you. ”

Tang Jing stroked his shoulder with a smile, breaking the silence, and immediately made Zhao Jinzhong "hum", causing everyone to laugh, and the tense atmosphere immediately lightened.

"Let's switch places." Feng Ping hurriedly switched positions with Liang Xinyi, I was really afraid that Tang Jing would flirt in public again, and he had very few immune antibodies to this kind of!

"I have a proposal," Tang Jing held Liang Xinyi's hand and smiled again: "Let's say goodbye to sisters, right?" ”

"I'm participating, too." Fang Rong immediately raised her hand.

"And me." Xu Anan is also unwilling to be left behind.

"Of course, it's good to dare." Ouyang Chunshu was the first to raise his hands in approval.

Zhao Jin and Ye Feng also smiled and nodded.

Feng Ping smiled bitterly: "Xinyi is an only daughter, I didn't expect me to have several more children at once, and I'm really a little unaccustomed to it!" ”

When the clouds and rain stopped, everyone went to the top floor. The incense burner was found, the incense was inserted, and the four women kowtowed under the moon and in front of their respective men. After describing her age, Tang Jing is twenty-nine years old, naturally the eldest sister; Xu Anan is also twenty-nine, but the birth month is smaller, so he is the second; Fang Rong is twenty-seven, known as the third; Liang Xinyi is just over twenty, of course, she is a little sister.

When the four girls swore an oath again, Feng Ping laughed and said, "Xinyi, you are much younger than the three of them, don't you dare to say that you will die on the same day with them." ”

"Climb aside." "What's the matter with you?" "Which one is cool, go which one." Of course, the other three girls were not happy, and they thundered in unison.

"How about the four of us bow down too?" Ouyang Chunshu made a suggestion.

Feng Ping shook his head and said, "Brothers who have not been tested and sworn up end up with opposite goals, leaving a laughing stock in vain. In addition, the friendship of friends is important in sincerity, sincerity, mutual assistance, why care about formal things. ”

Ye Feng nodded and said, "Seriously, we really haven't reached that point yet, it's not bad to start with friends first, time will verify everything." ”

Zhao Jin also agreed with their point of view, and said with a smile: "There are many friends in the world who drink and meat, and when they encounter interests, they will part ways, and even attack each other. ”

"We won't be as utilitarian as you men and take care of each other for the rest of our lives." Tang Jing glared at them.

"Maybe!" The men laughed in unison.

The saying of swearing has a long history, and there are countless popular stories in history, but there is one thing that everyone knows they can't do but has to say, that is, when they worship, they must say "do not seek to live on the same day, but to die on the same day", how many pairs of brothers of the opposite sex have done it? Did Liu, Guan, Zhang, and Song Jiang, Lin Chong, and other one hundred and eight generals in the Water Margin die at the same time? Not to mention folk tales, I'm afraid I can't do it.

Returned to the private room and continued to drink until more than eleven o'clock, and everyone was drunk.

Tang Jing said to Feng Ping: "You go back by yourself, I will take care of my little sister who has drunk too much." ”

Feng Ping was just about to express his dissatisfaction, but the people had already glared and reprimanded: "You can't live without a happy night, can you?" ”

"Day!" Feng Ping was reprimanded and blushed, so he had to let others arrange it.

Feng Pinghou got into Ye Feng's car, and listened to him ask, "What are you doing in Japan?" ”

Looking back at Fang Rong, who was already sleeping in the back row, Feng Ping replied: "Fighting, and it's a real fight, if you don't get it right, you have to kill the road and be sparsely populated." Do you still dare to go? ”

Ye Feng smiled and said, "Scare me? Martial arts practitioners don't want to confirm what they have learned, and where can they find such opportunities in China? Let me go with you. ”

Feng Ping didn't answer immediately, looked at him and smiled: "This time, thanks to the help of a senior official who looks very similar to you, I was not imprisoned, but I was asked to go to Japan to do a very important thing for him and the country." ”

Ye Feng's face immediately darkened, and he hesitated to ask for a while, "Do you really want to join them?" ”

Feng Ping nodded, but said: "Don't eat the imperial grain, just a certificate." In addition, I think that no Chinese will refuse to serve the country and the nation. ”

Ye Feng nodded, but was silent.

Feng Ping smiled and said: "The old bags on the stage all sighed: 'It is difficult for a Qing official to cut off family affairs. 'It is difficult to distinguish who is right and who is wrong, but the broken bones are connected to the tendons, and the blood is thicker than water......"

"Are you kid finished?" Ye Feng interrupted him violently, and he didn't control the steering wheel in excitement, and the car slammed into the big tree on the side of the road diagonally, but fortunately he stepped on the brakes in time and did not deviate greatly.

"Stop, don't pull your back if you kid is dead!" Feng Ping was really scared into a cold sweat.

After Ye Feng stabilized, Feng Ping gritted his teeth and said, "You, you are so cool, the person who issued your driver's license must be a blind man......"

"I'm sorry." Ye Feng quickly calmed down and admitted his mistake to him.

He sighed again: "In the future, you will never mention his words again, it will be difficult for outsiders to understand the pain of our mother and son!" ”

Feng Ping nodded and said, "I just see that he is upright, not like a traitorous person, so I have the heart to persuade peace." ”

He rolled his eyes and said with a sneer: "Seriously, if you two stand together, you ...... like two brothers."

"Get down." Ye Feng interrupted him many times today, which pot is not opened, can you not be angry?