85_85239 Han Ting hurriedly said: "How old do you want to be a father?" Definitely not recently, my parents will definitely come to see me a year ago, and then people will have a big belly! Let's nourish my qi first, I have a qi machine. ”

Feng Ping smiled and said, "This time I must make it clear to your parents, and then hold the wedding in the way that Ming Media is marrying." ”

Han Ting tightened up and muttered, "The formal wedding is not important, it is enough for you to have this intention." "It's the love of the night and the concubine, and it's very harmonious.

On the full moon night of August 15, Ye Fengzhun and his wife invited Feng Ping, Liang Xinyi, and Han Ting to Zhao Jin's hotel for the holiday.

Zhao Jin and his wife greeted him personally and introduced a private room, and Feng Ping looked at the opportunity and asked in the man's ear, "How is it?" The method that my brother taught you works, right? You kid should be grateful, don't charge for this meal. ”

Zhao Jin nodded hurriedly, but did not dare to speak.

Tang Jing glared at him with a red face, bit her lip and said angrily: "I'm really not a good person!" ”

"Say what?" Fengping was not satisfied. Roll up your sleeves and want everyone to judge.

Zhao Jin hurriedly diverted the topic and said to Feng Ping: "Xu An'an is looking for you all over the world, saying that he has to let you make it clear about your embarrassment of Xiao Ouyang Qiang, people are angry, and they swear that they must pick your skin." ”

"What skin? Foreskin? Feng Ping smiled secretly.

But how dare he say it in front of Liang Xinyi, he still said stubbornly: "Her son, that little guy, framed me, I don't want to." ”

"Really?" When the voice fell, it was the small and delicate Xu Anan himself who walked in, followed by Ouyang Chunshu and Xu Wentao with an unnatural face.

In order to hide his embarrassment, Feng Ping looked at Ouyang Chunshu angrily and scolded: "It's not good for your father and mother to bring anyone, why don't you bring this kind of goods here?" If this is the case, you and I will also cut off contact with each other in the future. ”

Not to mention the embarrassment of Ouyang and his family, Xu Wentao's face turned red, what could he be led to?

But after all, he is the son of everyone, and he can't scold others like a villager, but asks: "Is there only one jewelry store in Shenzhen?" ......" Before he could say anything, he saw that Feng Ping was about to rush over, and he hurriedly ran out in a panic, causing everyone to laugh.

"Sample, if you are caught by me, you must be castrated." Fengping's laughter made everyone's hearts feel relieved, this is a big holiday, I really can't watch the two fight!

Ouyang Gongzi persuaded: "Anyway, your boss Feng doesn't care about this business, and he has already changed careers, so there is no need for everyone to be upset about this." ”

"Also, adults don't care about villains." Feng Ping turned back to his seat.

"I'm not going to be as coarse as you." Xu Wentao turned back, he was scared just now, and he was naturally indignant.

"Kid still dare to slam his mouth?" Feng Ping seemed to scare two more sentences.

Liang Xinyi glanced at him and said angrily: "What kind of mouth are you fighting with this kind of person?" Take a breath to warm your stomach. Everyone understands that she clearly reprimanded Fengping for secretly harming Xu Wentao.

Xu Wentao hurriedly said: "Brother and sister, listen to me...... " Before he finished speaking, he saw that the person turned his back and flashed his long face, how could he continue to talk about it!

He laughed self-deprecatingly, and said to himself: "I came here today to explain to you and talk about cooperation, since the Feng brothers don't give you a chance, then forget it!" ”

Seeing that the two of them didn't raise their heads, they had to look down the stairs and said, "Our table is at the wrong door, I hope you will go to the table later." As he spoke, he got up and said goodbye, and his hatred for Fengping increased in his heart.

Xu An'an talked very warmly with Liang Xinyi, Tang Jing, and Fang Rong, who said that same-sex repulsion, and beauties talk a lot when they are together, and even disdain Ouyang Chunshu's urging, and said: "You go and accompany your friends who drink and meat, and I'll sit at this table." ”

"Yes" Feng Ping laughed and drove people away, and said: "Brother Gongzi, let's go, just hand over your daughter-in-law to me, and ensure that many arms and legs are ......."

Before he finished speaking, he was reprimanded by the Ouyang couple, and the new hatred and old hatred were combined, Xu Anan sat next to Feng Ping in front of everyone, and reached out to grab his corset.

"Lisheng" said: "If I don't explain clearly the scolding of my son that day, I will be with you endlessly." ”

Feng Ping said to Ouyang who didn't stop in a serious way: "This is also called skin kiss, Xiaoshu, can you bear to watch your daughter-in-law molesting unmarried young people in public?" ”

"How dare I ask about you! If you don't admit your mistakes honestly, she'll be with you endlessly. Ouyang Chunshu smiled after saying it and walked away.

"The daughter-in-law came over, pressed her down, dared to hug the man, and turned against her." Feng Ping asked Liang Xinyi for help.

I don't want people to not only don't answer, but turn their backs and ignore his old face at all.

Feng Ping was helpless, so he could only bluff his face and say to Xu An'an: "Let go, otherwise I will give you a big back and be honest with you." "I want to laugh when I say it.

"You try." People don't pay attention to him at all.

Feng Ping could only ask Tang Jing for help: "The customer is God, we are your God, can you allow the bullying of God on your territory?" ”

Tang Jing smiled and said, "You two are gods, none of us dare to offend, let's solve it ourselves." ”

Feng Ping rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Compared with you, brother and I are a country boy, what kind of face do you want!" ”

As he spoke, he stood up and walked out with his arms around Xu An'an's waist, who still didn't let go, and said loudly: "Let the people outside also see, the daughter-in-law of the Ouyang family is hugging other men and not letting go......"

Before he reached the door, he was beaten twice by Xu Anan on his chest and abdomen and then broke away, this is a matter of reputation!

Everyone laughed, "What a hurry!" "Thick skin!" "A woman's nemesis!" The crowd was gossiping.

Fengping said triumphantly to the red-faced Xu An'an: "Go back and tell those two sons and sons, I am not a good object for them to make fun of or calculate, if I am in a hurry, I dare to beat them and then twist their ears to find their nest." ”

"Xu Wentao is Xu Wentao, we are us, and they are fundamentally two different things." Xu Anan hurriedly cleared up the relationship.

Zhao Jin also nodded and said: "Although the two of them often drink and eat together, they are harmonious in face and heart, and they are not all the way, and Ouyang people are very righteous, and they are by no means as treacherous as Xu Gongzi." ”

Then the banquet began, and Zhao Jin and his wife also stayed and sat down, with no intention of leaving.

Feng Ping smiled and said, "It seems that this banquet was not invited by Mr. Ye." ”

Tang Jing glanced at him and said, "You think that everyone else is as stingy as you, you are all distinguished guests, and this table is ours." ”

"The heroine of the female middle school is much stronger than your Langjun!"

Fengping's praise made Zhao Jin listen to it less than ear, and sneered at each other: "The beauty of Liang is willing to be like a flower stuck in cow dung with you." ”

"If you dare to insult your teacher, I will beat you." Feng Ping rolled up his sleeves and got up, in his opinion, no matter what he taught, Zhao Jin was considered an apprentice.

Frightened, Zhao Jin hurriedly left his seat to dodge, and was blocked by Tang Jing, and everyone saw her pointing at Fengping and asking: "You dare to call yourself someone else's master, are you so embarrassed?" ”

Feng Ping smiled and said, "You first ask him if he admits it?" ”

When everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhao Jin's face, he hesitated, admit it, he can't afford to lose this face! If he didn't admit it, the exercise was too tempting for him, and it was really very practical after several attempts. They also said that there was still one last mantra that had not been passed on to him, and that was the key to the whole exercise, and that if it was not perfect, there was a worry of rebound, and it could rebound to the point of impotence from now on.

Then he gritted his teeth and said: "The master is the teacher, and if you call the master, you can't die." ”

"Listen, haha, listen, I didn't force him, did I?" Feng Ping scanned everyone triumphantly.

"Then I have to pay a few big bowls to the master today." Tang Jing smiled weirdly.

Then he shouted, "The waiter outside the door, bring us two big bowls." ”

"It's not right, it's definitely not right." While the wind is showing weakness, his eyes are looking out, and he wants to run?

"What the hell is it? Let Boss Zhao surrender his identity. Xu An'an was surprised and asked Tang Jing directly.

"Ask this self-proclaimed master to go." Tang Jing was not so reserved that she couldn't speak, but threw this "hot potato" to Fengping.

Under Liang Xinyi's gaze, Feng Ping's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he opened the river: "This is the magic technique of immortality, the sky is clear, the earth is peaceful, men have to be light and healthy, and women have ...... Oops, you tap! ”

Liang Xinyi, who knew the inside story, saw him talking nonsense shamelessly, and couldn't bear to twist it on his waist.

"With all these benefits?" Xu Anan believed it a little, otherwise Zhao Jin, who was extremely arrogant, would voluntarily become an apprentice in front of everyone.

Tang Jing smiled mysteriously, added another fire, and said, "The theory of heaven and earth may be a bit exaggerated, but people can cure some diseases if they practice." ”

"Then let's learn this ...... too," Xu Anan said very solemnly.

Feng Ping hurriedly intercepted his words and said: "The so-called Buddha is destined to be a person, your naked eye, no, it is the flesh, the mortal fetus, you should not learn this immortal art!" ”

"I'm going to learn, and I'm going to call you Master if it's a big deal." Xu An'an was resolute.

"It's not okay to call Shigong! I'm going to the bathroom. "Feng Ping really can't stand it this time, so he is busy borrowing urine to escape." Where to go? Tang Jing's eyes were full of sarcasm.

"If you dare not respect teachers and education, I will immediately make Zhao Jin a waste." Feng Ping dared to say anything in order to get out. As if she was frightened, he took her hand away and ran out.

"What the hell is it?" Xu Anan really wanted to know. But how could anyone tell her, including Liang Xinyi, who laughed.

After giggling, Ye Feng looked at the light rain outside the window and sighed: "This Mid-Autumn Festival may be the most meaningful one I have ever had, but unfortunately the sky is not beautiful, and I can't appreciate the full moon!" ”

Fang Rong smiled and proposed: "The clouds in the sky cover the moon, and people have affection for the moon, why don't you chant the poems and sentences of the sages about the bright moon to help the wine." ”

"That's a good idea." Ouyang Chunshu came in and echoed loudly, and unceremoniously chose a seat to sit.

Shi Fengping also returned to his seat and said in Tang Jing's ear: "This kid must be afraid that his daughter-in-law will be abducted and run away." ”

Tang Jing smiled on his face, but he reached out and twisted it on his leg, making Fengping frown, but he could only suffer a dumb loss.

Ouyang Chunshu immediately sang: "When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky, I don't know what year the heavenly palace is tonight?" I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is unbearable......"

After chanting, he received applause, but there was also a ridicule, and he said calmly: "Ouyang Gongzi must have gone to junior high school, otherwise he would not have memorized the lyrics of this water tune so well." ”

"Childish words are unscrupulous." Ouyang Chunshu sneered.

Xu Anan glared at Feng Ping and said: "My family Chunshu is a bachelor's degree, I heard that you are just a high school graduate, and you dare to make fun of others." ”

Feng Ping said self-deprecatingly: "Your news is not accurate, I haven't finished high school." ”

After a pause, he replied: "Education and cultural literacy are never proportional, what diploma can't his father buy for him?" I'm afraid I can only use this platitude to coax an innocent little daughter-in-law like you. ”

Ouyang Chunshu was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "It's the mule that the horse is pulling out to slip away, you can let everyone listen to it with a few lofty meanings." ”

Feng Ping smiled and said: "I have three treasures, one is thrifty, the second is compassion, and the third is not daring to be the first in the world." Let them chant first, and then I will teach my disciples. ”

"I can also learn the Tao Te Ching!" Tang Jing exclaimed.

Feng Ping didn't say anything, and then his eldest brother rang loudly, looked at the caller number and got up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

"Just came back and went again?" "So mysterious." "Who hit it?" Everyone was surprised, Liang Xinyi also cast a questioning look, and Feng Ping didn't mean to say anything, so he went out.

It was Teruji Itada who called, and after greeting each other, I heard him say: "The passport has been issued for you, of course it is done with someone else's ID card, and I am going to go to you tomorrow." ”

"In such a hurry, has the situation changed?" Feng Ping's heart is not ready.

Teruji replied, "I have to go there early to gather information, etc., otherwise I am afraid that I will be caught off guard, and I have a lot of close friends in Tokyo, so I should be prepared." ”

"Okay." Feng Ping didn't object, it was okay to go a few days early, and the task assigned by the Ye Bureau had to rely on people's help.

When he washed his hands, he saw Tang Jing coming over from the mirror, Feng Ping's heart sank, this woman had ill intentions towards him, and his friend's wife should not play is his motto.

Sure enough, Tang Jing approached and stroked his back and asked, "Little guy, did it hurt to twist just now?" ”

Feng Ping didn't dare to joke anymore, and reprimanded: "You girl is so bold, dare to touch a man in public, aren't you afraid that Zhao Jin will kill you?" ”

Tang Jing immediately said stupidly: "What, warn you not to call it like this in the future, I hate this word the most, because we have been married for more than seven years and have no children yet!" ”

"Whose fault?" Feng Ping blurted out that he regretted it, should he ask?

Tang Jing was not shy, and said generously: "Do you need to say it, of course it's his fault, dead sperm." ”

"That's not going to be easy!" Feng Ping sighed.

Unintentionally, he looked up and saw Tang Jing's eyes with different colors, and hurriedly said, "I'll go back first, they should be in a hurry." With that, he walked out quickly.

As soon as his butt was on the chair, Ouyang said to him: "It's time for you to recite poetry, but if you say what others have said, you will be punished with a glass of wine." ”

"Is this a bullshit rule?" Fengping was naturally dissatisfied.

Xu Anan sneered: "You know that the ink in your stomach is limited, if you are afraid, don't be ugly." ”