"You're the wind, I'm the sand ......"

You can never imagine how deceitful it is when this song is sung affectionately from the mouth of a little ass.

It's just a horrific level.

Soon after Ying'er was born, he would hear this song, and he heard it from the TV series Ziwei and Little Swallow. In the beginning, I yelled two sentences almost every day. The most hateful thing is that at that time, Ying'er couldn't even speak clearly, but he could already sing this song.

The next thing is actually pretty much the same, and it's even worse than this one. Because I don't know when it started, Eagle actually liked to listen to the corner.

What an abhorrent thing to do! But this kid is still proud every time. At that time, Zhang Ye had no way to suppress the talent of these children, so although he was speechless, he could only educate and criticize verbally, but the effect was mediocre.

It is precisely because of this that during that time, Ying'er learned a lot of messy knowledge through various listening corners. For example, the Great Aunt Towel is better than the Band-Aid; For example, the three knives are the head of the ice; even knew the origin of Mr. Cang.

He can hear almost any sound within a certain range, and because the auditory nerve is particularly developed, it seems to affect the rest of the brain, making it almost impossible for him to forget anything he has heard, unless he wants to.

Now that I think about it, it's been a long time since I've heard the story of the three swords and the cold ice. It's been a long time since I've seen this kid talking to him about the relationship between Teacher Cang and Wu Dalang.

In short, the eagle seems to have forgotten about this kind of thing.

But it is clear that only a small part is forgotten. There are still a lot of things that have been imprinted by him. For example, now he is performing "You Are the Wind, I Am the Sand".

Although it is undeniable that the song is very good, and even suddenly heard. It also gives people the feeling that they can't help but hum along.

But this kid is too young, when this song comes out of his mouth with affection. It makes people feel like they have the illusion of cold hairs standing on end.

"Whew...... All right! Stop singing! Daddy is served! As a last resort, Zhang Ye interrupted Ying'er, because if he was allowed to continue singing, he didn't dare to guarantee that he would not throw this little guy directly into the toilet.

"Dad! Are you conquered by my song? ”

The eagle looked at him with a smile and seemed to be very happy.

He was happy, but Zhang Ye was not happy. After all, being asked by a child, 'Have you been conquered by me?' makes people feel weird, and it's too easy to think crookedly.

"Not this time, do it all over again! If you still can't sing well, go down! ”

"Nope! No! No! Eagle shook his head. He didn't want to end up like this. Because this will be ridiculed by the other younger brothers, and Xin'er will also feel that he can't work hard, maybe she will trouble him if she turns around.

"Dad! You must give me a chance! ”

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure!"

"Alright, I'll give you a chance, and if you don't satisfy me, you can go and stay there. You don't need me to punish you, God will take you. ”

Zhang Ye wasn't joking. He was sure that if Eagle was also defeated, there would be trouble later.

"I see!" Take a deep breath. Ying'er was so angry at Zhang Ye that he sang, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, the Five Elements Mountain can't suppress you." Popping up a Sun Xing ......"

I have to say that the eagle sang very well, just like the man on TV.

It's a pity that it made Zhang Ye sweat profusely.

I know that there is a fat boy at home who likes to pretend to be Sun Wukong. And you sing this song? What do you mean? Is it a sycophant?

Sure enough, when I heard the song of the eagle. Feng'er immediately smiled all over his face. Sitting on the ground, his body couldn't stop writhing. The head kept moving to the rhythm. I believe that if someone DJs at this time, maybe Feng'er will dance a song.

"Big brother, are you having a convulsion?" Xiao Liu asked strangely at Feng'er.

"Nonsense! I'm looking for feeling, looking for rhythm. ”

"How?"

"Listen to the song!"

"Say no more! Idiots know that the second brother's song is filming the eldest brother's ass! It's shameless! would be embarrassed to make such a move, and is there any discipline? Xiao Jiu looked at the eldest brother and the second brother, and constantly despised the two.

"I see!" It dawned on everyone.

And Feng'er climbed directly over and faced the eagle, the eagle sang, and he writhed at the eagle. Due to the lack of coordination between consciousness and body, Feng'er's movements looked as if he was sifting chaff.

Being blocked in front of him by the eldest brother, Ying'er was a little annoyed, and while singing, he stretched out his hand and pushed Feng'er. But at this time, Feng'er grabbed the eagle's hands and shook them.

"Brother, thank you! This song is so good! Feng'er said with a smile on her face.

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Ying'er's singing was suddenly interrupted, and he looked at his eldest brother a little incredulously. However, the face is not good-looking, as if stepping on dog shit.

"Damn, how could there be such a thing?"

"That's it! Eagle, go down! Zhang Ye waved his hand and said to Ying'er.

"I ......" was just about to say something, and Ying'er suddenly saw Xin'er's face. Her face bulged out, and her face was full of viciousness.

Trouble, this thing is messed up. My sister doesn't know what moth to make to toss herself!

The eagle sighed in her heart, and then retreated.

In the second round, the baby dragon was defeated.

"Feng'er, since you have already come, you don't bother the two masters, this time you will do it for you! I hope your performance will satisfy Dad. Zhang Ye looked at Feng'er with a smile and said.

"Huh?"

"Ahhhh Hurry up and perform. ”

Everyone's eyes were locked on Feng'er's body, which made him Alexander.

"That! I'll take a martial divide! After thinking about it for a long time, Feng'er decided to perform a performance that she was good at. Because if you talk about fighting youkai. He is the number one among everyone, so Wu Duan is naturally the most suitable for him.

"Are you sure you want to dance?"

Hu Xinrui stood beside Zhang Ye. Looking at Feng'er's appearance, he asked with a smile.

From the beginning. She just stood beside Zhang Ye all the time, looking at these children with a smile, because she thought these children were so interesting. One by one, they are like university scholars, but they don't have the mind to match them, and they feel like a small snail dragging a big shell.

"Yes! What's in it? Will it be a martial artist soon? I'm the best at this. Feng'er made a small look, and it was almost a military order.

"When will you? How did I not know? ”

"It would have been a long time ago! It's just that you haven't seen it yet. ”

"Come on, then!" Hu Xinrui looked at Feng'er and nodded constantly. Believe his words, after all, these children of their own master are all versatile, and it is not unacceptable for this boss to dance.

It's just that she doesn't know. I completely misunderstood.

But at this point, it's too late. Because Feng'er has already moved.

It's just that......

Does this count as dancing?

Hu Xinrui looked at Feng'er as if she was looking at a monster. Because Feng'er stood up, made a horse step, and then his feet were unstable, and his head fell on the carpet, and then he kicked his limbs around, trying to stand up, but his limbs were uncoordinated. He had tried, but not once.

So it evolved into rolling on the ground.

Is this a dance?

Hu Xinrui looked at Feng'er in disbelief. She felt that her intelligence had been ravaged, but she was helpless.

"Really! A long time ago. This little guy is not reliable! Hu Xinrui underestimated.

Then I heard where Zhang Ye was and laughed.

"You have to believe in this kind of thing, and it's just you. Feng'er wasn't talking about dancing at all, but martial arts. It's just that the limbs are not dexterous. That's why it's what it looks like now. ”

"But the gap is too big! It's like a monkey. ”

"Be content! It's good that you didn't get hurt! Zhang Ye shook his head and said with a smile.

"It hurts too?"

"That's because you haven't seen it, so you can't believe it. But if you knew why, you wouldn't be like that. "Speaking of which. Zhang Ye couldn't help but think of the jokes that Feng'er had made shortly after she was born. That's a lot of danger! If you don't pay attention to it, you will be seriously injured, and ordinary people can't bear it at all, if it weren't for his great fortune, I'm afraid he would have been beaten to death by this kid.

"How can there be such a thing?"

"It's true, it's not human to lie to you!"

"Shame on you! Go aside! Feng'er finally finished rolling. Lying on the ground again. Xiao Linglong looked very unhappy, grabbed Zhang Ye's trouser leg with one hand, pointed to the place where Ying'er and Xiaobu were with the other, and said.

"Huh? Oh! ”

In the face of her sister's majesty, Feng'er didn't have the will to resist at all, so she could only lower her head and climb over.

Don't look at him as very violent, but compared to him, his sister Xiao Linglong is even more violent, especially when his sister and sister are combined, there is no solution.

For this reason, during the game, the two of them formed a battle line similar to an alliance, and kept a strict watch over their younger brothers (elder brothers).

If this thing fails, there will definitely be no good fruit for them to eat later.

I don't know if to rub chili water on my eyelids or eat twenty devil chili peppers!

Whatever it is, it wasn't a human doing it anyway!

For this kind of thing, Zhang Ye is also speechless. But the nonsense between the children, as long as they don't make anything out of control, will follow them.

Besides, Linglong led Xin'er to suppress these unlucky children, which also saved him a lot of things. At least don't worry about it.

So many times Zhang Ye turns a blind eye to this kind of thing.

Even Hu Xinrui knew that these little guys were going to be unlucky.

Because when I was in the game room, I saw the little Linglong sisters tossing them. (To be continued......)