Chapter 448: Performing with Love
It is undeniable that Baby Dragon has become more intelligent after several years of learning in the game. All of them are goblins, and they are monkeys when they are covered with fur.
But sometimes, it doesn't seem like a good thing to be too knowledgeable, especially when this kind of thing falls on these already smart little guys. The effect is not as simple as 1+1=2.
That's not to say that they're smart enough to make an atomic bomb out of a pan in the kitchen.
It's that there are more of those bizarre jumping thoughts, which people can't react at all. If you want to keep up with their thinking, you either turn yourself into an idiot, or switch your mindset and thinking pattern to that of a three-year-old. Otherwise, never try to figure out what these little ones want to do in the next moment.
"Okay, I see if you are big or small, and what has become of you? Come and eat cookies! At this time, Hu Xinrui came over with a tray full of biscuits of various shapes.
"Okay!"
"Beautiful sister is so good to us, you should be our father!"
"We impeached Daddy, and now there is no Daddy!"
"I think Dad can be a backup, so that I don't even have this dad in the future."
The children crawled over on the ground a little inconveniently, chattering around Hu Xinrui.
Opening her mouth, Hu Xinrui looked at these little guys with some incredulity. Then he looked at Zhang Ye again.
For this reason, Zhang Ye could only shrug his shoulders: "Look, these little guys have impeached me." You'll be their dad in the future! I'm retired now. ”
"You're messing around with them!" Hu Xinrui always knew what these big and small people were doing. This made them feel like they couldn't laugh or cry in their hearts.
It's really unthinkable that there is such a thing in the world.
Maybe this world. Only these little ones can play this kind of trick, and the average child can't even think of going here. There are only people like Zhang Ye. will play this kind of game with children.
"Hehe......" Zhang Ye walked over and picked up Xiao Linglong. Kissed her on the cheek.
The little girl didn't object at all. Instead, he was smiling.
Obviously, what they had just done was just for fun. There is no real meaning.
"Dad, you can't favor one over the other!" Xin'er sat on the ground, holding a biscuit in one hand and pulling Zhang Ye's trouser leg with the other.
"Dad, this is not favoritism! Because Dad decided not to want Xin'er anymore. ”
Holding Xiao Linglong, Zhang Ye bent over and said to Xin'er.
"Hmm...... Why doesn't Dad want Xin'er anymore, but wants a sister? ”
"Because my sister is better than Xin'er!"
"But Xin'er is also very well-behaved!"
"But Xin'er is not as good as her sister! So Dad is going to throw Xin'er away. "If it were the same as before, Zhang Ye would never say such a thing. It's easy to scare the kids this time, but that's a different story now. With enough knowledge, although their thoughts and behaviors have not changed much, they can easily distinguish whether his words are true or false.
So after Xin'er heard this, not only did she not feel sad, but she also argued with Zhang Ye.
"Xin'er is very well-behaved! It's true! Daddy, look! As she spoke, Xin'er pinched Zhang Ye's trouser legs, and then blinked at him with her little face up.
“……”
Zhang Ye looked at Xin'er's actions speechlessly, and couldn't help but feel a little funny. Because he knows that this girl is starting to sell cute!
Really. After a few blinks, she began to pout, puffing out her cheeks. The fat little face suddenly swelled up.
"Not enough! Inadequate! Xin'er looks like this, not well-behaved at all. You have to do something else. ”
This made Xin'er a little dumbfounded. Because she is not only full of knowledge. Hardly any specialty. As a last resort, Xin'er turned her head to look at her brothers.
At this time, Feng'er, they are around the tray and are busy munching on biscuits!
But when they saw Xin'er looking at themselves. I couldn't help but touch my head.
"Xiaobu, hurry up!" Xiao Liu leaned against Xiao Bu beside him with his elbow. He said as if reminding.
"Why me? Because you are the most powerful of us! ”
"That's right! The old eight are out of the horse, and they are the top two. ”
"None of us are as good as any of us!"
In order to let Xiao Bu An go to the battlefield with peace of mind, the children will naturally not be stingy with a little sycophancy. After all, this kind of thing doesn't have to pay any price. You just need to move your mouth.
Even Zong'er nodded at Xiao Bu when he was eating the biscuits. Although he didn't speak, this action undoubtedly showed that he agreed with the words of his brothers and brothers.
"That's good! It's time to show tech! Look at me! Being slapped by his brothers, Xiao Bu felt that he was full of energy, as if he could immediately go up the mountain to fight tigers.
"This donor, looking at your yellow face and thin muscles, have you felt back pain and kidney deficiency recently?"
You can never imagine how funny it would be for a little kid to lie on the ground and raise his head and tell you that he has kidney deficiency. But it is undeniable that when he said this, he immediately attracted everyone's attention. He has managed to get everyone's attention.
But it is undeniable that his method is really speechless.
"It seems that the eighth child's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open has skyrocketed again!"
"This kind of ability is no longer something we can figure out."
"It's a magic stick that can fool people."
The little ones got together and muttered.
And Hu Xinrui looked at Xiao Bu with a funny expression, and then looked at Zhang Ye. Yellow face and thin muscles? Severe kidney deficiency? Are you sure this little guy is talking about his dad?
"Little badass! What do you want to do? Don't try to fool your dad. If Dad can't even tell this, how can he live in this world? ”
"Dad! Don't shy away from medical treatment. Although you look white and pure, you look like a little white face. But with my sharp eyes, you've shrunk under your skin. It doesn't look like much, though. But I'm sure you'll be rotten to the bone! ”
"......" the corners of Zhang Ye's mouth twitched!
I really don't know what this kid thinks. I dare to say that I am rotten to the bones. Isn't he afraid of being beaten?
However, he didn't wait for Zhang Ye to speak. Feng'er, who was guarding the tray and eating biscuits, stopped doing it. "Isn't the fiery eye mine? It's up to you to run! ”
Although Feng'er is very fat, he likes to learn from Sun Wukong the most, and he thinks that Sun Wukong's exclusive skill - fiery eyes, which is naturally attached. It's just that I didn't expect that this skill was taken by Xiaobu.
But Xiao Bu said a word, which immediately made everyone cry and laugh, "I'll borrow it and use it, and I'll return it to you later." ”
"Oh? This skill can still be lent out, how come I don't know? ”
"I said I could borrow it!" As he spoke, Xiao Bu faced again. Zhang Ye said, "Dad, you are a very serious illness!" But it doesn't matter, I can resolve this kind of trivial matter in minutes! But ...... said, Xiao Bu put his two fingers together and brushed them, and he knew the meaning without saying.
"If you don't want money, you need to die! You can do it! "Zhang Ye didn't seem to be talking nonsense here with this little god, so he refused directly.
But Xiao Bu didn't do it, and stared at Zhang Ye very unhappily, "Dad." That's not how the script is written! ”
"You fooled my dad about kidney deficiency, are you embarrassed to talk to me about the script? Be careful of beating you! ”
"Huh!" Pouting speechlessly, Xiaobu shook his head, turned around and crawled back.
Round 1. The baby dragon is defeated.
"Xin'er, look, your rescuers are not very good!"
"Xin'er still has hole cards!" Xin'er is not an easy master to give up, and muttered unconvinced. Then he looked at his brothers again.
After a while, the eagle crawled out.
"A song of phoenixes. Where to find a soulmate at the end of the world! ”
After saying a word, Ying'er sat on the ground like this and began to perform the phoenix. Without the help of any musical instruments. He didn't use any other aids, just with his good voice. has already performed the phoenix vividly. This kind of almost supernatural magic skill is simply breathtaking, and I believe that only Ying'er, a person with a special talent for voice, can do it in the world.
It's just that performing Phoenix at this time seems to be a bit unexpected! Are you trying to convince your dad to be good, what is it to perform a phoenix?
Not to mention Zhang Ye, both Hu Xinrui can't stand it. Covering his mouth, he looked at Zhang Ye, and then said, "Master's husband, you see that Ying'er has a deep affection for you!" ”
"......" was ridiculed like this by a beautiful girl, and Zhang Ye couldn't hold it on his face.
In the middle of Ying'er's performance, Zhang Ye decisively interrupted him.
"Alright stinky boy, stop performing. My goosebumps are up. Zhang Ye put Xiao Linglong down, and then knocked on the door of Ying'er's head.
Although it didn't make much effort, the eagle still held his head and grinned.
"Doesn't Daddy like this tune?"
"Like what? What's there to like? No, your performance of the phoenix is very good, but the occasion is wrong! Besides, how can anyone perform a phoenix for this father? ”
"Oh? So be it! I'll put on another show! ”
"Yes! But you have to perform well! ”
"Absolutely."
No one noticed that a game that was originally messy and purposeless had unknowingly turned into these little guys performing various abilities to Zhang Ye.
And it seems that they still like the atmosphere. As a striker, Xiao Bu was defeated, and Ying'er provoked the big beam again. After performing half of the phoenix, he performed again.
"You are the wind, I am sand, lingering around the world, you are the wind, I am sand, lingering around the world...... Cherish goodbye, there is wine tonight, drunk tonight......"
The lingering song is full of helplessness and yearning for free love, and the eagle sings affectionately, as if she has experienced it firsthand.
But everyone was crushed at this time. (To be continued......)