Chapter 304: Duckweed
Yu Chi Zhichun smiled faintly and said, "Yes, if you don't say it, I forgot." You've got a pair of feet, won't I cut them off? ”
Everyone has a pair of legs that can walk, and Wen Jun naturally has a pair of such legs, but Yu Chi Zhichun said that she forgot, forgot that he still has such a pair of legs! Could it be that in her eyes, Wen Jun's walking legs are long gone?
When she said that she was going to cut off Wen Jun's legs, her tone was natural, the wind was light, and her flawless face was not shocked, as if she was saying which dog and cat's legs were cut off.
What kind of woman is this, doesn't she have a trace of fear and guilt in her heart?
Wen Jun blinked his charming peach blossom eyes and said, "You're going to cut off my legs?" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun smiled at him and said, "Don't underestimate a woman's determination at any time, I don't want a man without legs." ”
In her opinion, Wen Jun had already fallen for her Gu trick and was a waste person at her mercy.
Wen Jun naturally understands this, if he wants to know their "treasure hunting plan", he must endure the humiliation and follow her step by step, now is not the time to tear his face with her.
Wen Jun sighed and said, "I suddenly understood a truth. ”
Wei Chi Zhichun raised his eyebrows and said with interest: "Oh, which sentence?" ”
Wen Jun said: "The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle behind the tail of the wasp, both are not poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart!" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun didn't laugh angrily, smiled as bright as a spring breeze, smiled as delicate as a peach blossom, walked up to him, and said with a smile: "In your eyes, am I so terrible?" ”
Wen Jun asked rhetorically, "Aren't you scary?" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun was silent, a pair of Qianqian jade hands suddenly hooked Wen Jun's neck, stood on tiptoe, spit sultry heat in his ear, and said faintly: "I'm a woman, and I'm as gentle as water, don't you feel it?" ”
Wen Jun shook his head and said categorically, "No." ”
Wei Chi Zhichun looked at him sadly and asked in a deep voice, "Not at all?" ”
Wen Jun nodded and sighed: "Even if it occasionally bursts out with a little tenderness, it is like an insignificant little wildflower in the deep mountains, which is covered by your full anger. ”
Wei Chi Zhichun glanced at him resentfully, and was speechless.
She let out a long sigh and suddenly said, "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. You and I are just rootless duckweeds, floating wherever we go. ”
Wen Jun's heart moved, thinking that she was just a small secret envoy, and she was probably also being used. He touched the bridge of his straight nose and said, "I don't think so, the eldest husband is standing in the world, and he should carry a three-foot sword and make an immortal reputation." ”
Wei Chi Zhichun said faintly: "I am just a weak woman, and I have never thought of making any immortal fame. ”
Wen Jun said with a smile: "Even if you can't make a name for yourself, will you harm the world and leave a stench for 10,000 years?" ”
Yu Chi Zhichun smiled charmingly and said, "I didn't expect your mouth to be quite powerful, I was a little dazzled by what you said." It's a pity, everything is predestined. ”
Wen Jun smiled: "I don't believe in fate. ”
Wei Chi Zhichun let out an "oh" and said with a smile: "Then what do you believe?" ”
Wen Jun said: "Believe in yourself, myself. ”
Wei Chi Zhichun couldn't help but say: "You have a lot of personality, no wonder the 'Divine Dragon Envoy' values you so much." ”
Wen Jun was surprised: "Who is the Divine Dragon Envoy?" Does he know me? ”
Yu Chi Zhichun bit his lip and said with a light smile: "If you want to know more inside information, you must be completely convinced of this sect. ”
Wen Jun said: "Sincerely obey this sect? I don't know which school the 'this sect' in Miss Yuchi's mouth is talking about? ”
Wei Chi Zhichun pondered for a moment, staring at Wen Jun with bright eyes like a crescent moon, and said word by word: "Tao-treasure-door." ”
"Taobao Gate?" Wen Jun muttered to himself, suddenly laughed, and said, "Is the owner of 'Taobao Gate' surnamed Ma?" ”
Yu Chi Zhichun smiled and said angrily: "Why does the son ask this? ”
Wen Jun joked: "Taobao, Taobao, what you pay attention to is the word 'fast', otherwise you won't be robbed by others to go first?" It's always a lot faster to ride a horse than a bull, right? ”
"Giggle......" Yu Chi Zhichun narrowed her eyes with a smile, her crescent-like eyes were originally not big, and now she could barely see the swarthy bead inside.
Wen Jun was stunned, his joke was not funny, why did he make this girl like this?
Halfway through, Wei Chi Zhichun slowly stopped laughing, with a trace of crystal tears in his eyes, and said: "The son is really talented and intelligent, and he can even guess the surname of the master." ”
Wen Jun was surprised: "The door master is really surnamed Ma?" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun shook his head and said with a smile: "The door master's surname is Niu." ”
"Surname Niu? Miss Yu Chi, is there a mistake? Wen Jun said with a smile, "If this is the case, I'm afraid Taobao Gate will be closed." ”
Wei Chi Zhichun said with a smile: "The master's surname is Niu, and his name is Uncle Niu." ”
Wen Jun said: "Uncle Niu? Is the owner of the cow gate very old? ”
Wei Chi Zhichun said: "I have never met the master of the door, and it is said that his age is not more than forty years old. ”
Wen Jun smiled: "His uncle, a man who is not more than forty years old, how can he be called uncle?" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun smiled like a flower and said: "Uncle Niu's surname is Niu, and his name is Uncle." ”
Wen Jun laughed heartily, but he didn't burst into tears like Wei Chi Zhichun, and said: "If I say that my surname is Wen and my name is Grandpa, don't you want to call me Grandpa Wen?" ”
Yu Chi Zhichun glared at him fiercely and said fiercely: "Even if you want to be my son, my mother still thinks you are younger." ”
Before she finished saying this, she couldn't help but laugh again, she felt that it was really funny to call herself "old lady" in front of such a handsome man as Wen Jun.
Wen Jun looked at her and couldn't help but be a little happier.
Some people seem to be born with pleasantness, and Wei Chi Zhichun is this kind of person. No matter how angry she is, she always has a smile on her face, so you can't be angry with her.
Wen Jun smiled: "I am becoming more and more interested in 'Taobao Gate'. ”
Yu Chi Zhichun smiled and said, "Then what are you hesitating about?" Hurry up and join Taobaomen. Thinking of such an excellent talent as you, the owner of the cattle gate is looking for talents, and he wants to wear it. ”
Wen Jun touched the bridge of his straight nose and groaned, "I have been controlled by you, am I not a disciple of 'Taobao Gate'?" ”
Wei Chi Zhichun smiled charmingly and said, "You are still just a peripheral person who has been controlled by me with Gu techniques. If you want to truly become a disciple of 'Taobao Gate', you have to go through a checkpoint. ”
Wen Jun raised his eyebrows and asked with interest, "Oh, what level?" ”