Wei Chi Zhichun is not a lion, a wolf, a tiger and other carnivores, so naturally she can't eat a big living person, she is a woman, and she is a woman who loves to laugh.

If you divide women into two types: one loves to cry and the other loves to laugh, then which one do you prefer?

Wei Chi Zhichun loves to laugh and smiles much better than most women. Not only does it look good, but it also sounds good. Her eyes were not big, and she narrowed when she smiled, like a pair of crooked crescent moons.

Wen Jun originally liked girls with big eyes, like Duan Yanran, Zhou Xiaolei, and Murong Wenwen, all of whom had a pair of big eyes as bright as stars, but now they have to admit that girls with small eyes are also charming.

In fact, he had never seen such fascinating eyes. He was a little crazy.

The bamboo leaves are green in a green porcelain cup, which looks like a large piece of transparent jadeite.

The bright moon hangs in the sky, accompanied by beautiful women, and the wine enters the throat, and you can't get drunk if you don't want to.

Wei Chi Zhichun's face was red, and the more he drank, the brighter his eyes became. Now her eyes are as bright as the brightest star in the sky, she has been staring at Wen Jun, and said with a smile: "Young Master Wen, the little girl is still waiting to hear your story." ”

Wen Jun sighed and said with a smile: "I suddenly realized that storytelling is not fun at all compared to drinking, and now I don't want to talk about it." ”

Yu Chi Zhichun "giggled" and said with a smile: "I understand one thing now. ”

Wen Jun raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh? ”

Wei Chi Zhichun glanced at Wen Jun, covered his mouth and smiled: "Childe turned out to be a drunkard who cheated and cheated. ”

Wen Jun was scolded by Duan Yanran for being a hooligan and a perverted turtle, and was said to be a coward by the "fox", but it was the first time that a woman said that he was a drunken man, and the sin was so serious.

Wen Jun was not angry, touched the bridge of his straight nose, and said proudly instead of being ashamed: "Since Miss Wei Chi is so affectionate, Wen is disrespectful." ”

Yu Chi Zhichun stared at him, biting her strawberry-like red lips, and said angrily: "Childe really didn't say it? ”

A woman's curiosity is like a man's stubbornness, and once it is there, I am afraid that ten horses will not be able to pull it back.

Wen Jun smiled lightly and said, "The girl really wants to hear it?" ”

Yu Chi Zhichun gritted his teeth and didn't speak, but those eyes like a crescent moon flashed again and again, and the expression was self-evident, even a fool understood what she was thinking at the moment.

Wen Jun is much smarter than a fool, so he can naturally see it. Although he didn't care about having one more hat as a "drunken man", the injustice was unbearable.

"A handsome scholar went to Beijing to take the exam, but missed the accommodation because he was in a hurry, and stayed in a large family in the deep mountains and valleys. When the master saw that the scholar was gentle and elegant, talented and beautiful, he wanted to marry his beautiful daughter to him. ”

Yu Chi Zhichun's face was delicate and crimson, his white teeth clenched his thin strawberry-like lips, almost dripping blood, and his eyes like a crescent moon exuded the tenderness of moonlight.

Wen Jun glanced at Yu Chi Zhichun, smiled evilly, and said: "The scholar saw that the master's daughter was as bright and moving as a fairy, so he agreed in a vague way, and they became relatives that night. ”

The next morning, he found himself sleeping in a grave, beside whom the bride had become a pile of dry bones, but still wore the jade bracelet he had given him as a dowry on her wrist.

Yu Chi Zhichun paused, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Childe's story is finished?" ”

Wen Jun also looked at her with a playful face, nodded, and said, "Well, it's over." ”

"Giggle......" Wei Chi Zhichun laughed coquettishly, got up slowly, moved under the west window, and pushed open the window with a "squeak". The moon has sunk in the west, and the night has deepened, but I don't know how long it will be until dawn?

She stood for a while, suddenly looked back and smiled, and said softly: "Young Master Wen, I don't know if Murong Wenrou and Zhou Xiaolei can be called fairy-like bright and moving?" ”

Wen Jun was startled, he didn't know what she meant, and looked nervously at the flawless pretty face under the swaying lights, but he couldn't say half a sentence.

"What's the difference between the world and the grave?" She said faintly, "All living beings are like a group of ghosts and gods, stealing chickens and touching dogs, deceiving me, and doing some unseemly things. ”

Wen Jun suddenly sneered, tore his face and said, "The girl's words are too absolute. Even if a small number of people are as you say, there are still national laws and family rules sanctions, not you can kill if you want to, and you can blow up if you want. I'm afraid that even Lord Yama won't forgive you for the things you have done. ”

Wei Chi Zhichun's eyes were like ice, and he looked coldly at Wen Jun who stood up because of excitement, and suddenly smiled lightly, and teased: "Wen Gongzi said it righteously, but I don't know that the scholar in your story is yourself." If you don't covet beauty... color, why is it like today? ”

Wen Jun was stunned, he didn't expect her to look at herself like this, but he was choked by her words and fell silent again.

Wei Chi Zhichun smiled faintly and sneered: "What, Mayor Wen, you have nothing to say, right?" ”

Wen Jun shook his head helplessly and sighed: "The reason why I have reached this point is not because of you. ”

Wei Chi Zhichun covered his mouth and smiled, and said, "Don't wronged me, I didn't do anything to you." ”

Wen Jun smiled evilly, and sneered at each other: "Then Miss Wei Chi lured me into this deep mountain and valley tonight, what is the so-called thing?" ”

Wei Chi Zhichunqiao's face turned crimson, and he said angrily: "Who...... Who seduced you? ”

Wen Jun slowly approached her and said jokingly: "You won't tell me that this wine and food, this warm boudoir like spring, are all prepared for yourself, right?" ”

Wei Chi Zhichun's flawless pretty face was so delicate that it could drip blood, and after thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly smiled and said, "Can't I prepare some wine and food for my man to create a warm room?" ”

Wen Jun smiled, a little weird. He touched the bridge of his straight nose, pointed to the leftovers and empty wine jugs on the wine table, and said sarcastically: "So, you drank these drinks and dishes with your man?" ”

In Wen Jun's imagination, Wei Chi Zhichun should have fallen in powder at this time, walked over angrily, threw a few ear scrapers on his face, and then spat on the sentence "Liuhuan!" ”

To Wen Jun's surprise, instead of being angry, Wei Chi Zhichun said "eat": "Do you want to be my man?" ”

Wen Jun's head shook like a rattle, and said with a smile: "I don't want to, the ghost wants to be your man." ”

Wei Chi Zhichun smiled, shook his head and said, "However, I can't help you now." ”

Wen Jun laughed and said, "Oh, why? ”

Wei Chi Zhichun smiled like a flower and said, "Since you have enjoyed my man's wine and food, you can't do it if you don't want to." ”

Wen Jun said: "I have hands and feet, if you want to leave, can you still stop it?" ”