The editor came to ask me again today, why did I just change it, and the reader finished reading the effort of soaking and peeing, okay, I know that I was wrong, next time at least write the reader's last large chapter.

In the future, the things we write will simply be called toilets, well, think about the author, I don't advertise, and my hands are crippled.

In order to be worthy of the editor's love for me, today's second watch, the second watch is sold to Du Niang.

Ying Cheng had just returned from the war-torn Republic of China, only to find that his ID card had expired.

What's even more terrifying is that the fucking birth certificate is lost.

It's over, and now I can't prove that I was born to my mother, and I can't say that my mother gave birth to me.

Winning City is blinded now, and he can't even get a protagonist certificate, so what should he do with the earth certificate.

If you can't get an earth certificate, you will be considered an alien.

In addition, no one has seen me, and I have been forgotten as a protagonist, and I have been left in a small corner, and at this time, what a child who lacks love.

When Ying Cheng arrived at the place where he got the earth certificate, he found that they were jumping rope competition, but Ying Cheng was very shy because he was not wearing socks.

And to get the earth certificate, you have to jump a hundred times, who designed such a fucking setting, the reader is scolding and preparing to swallow melon seeds.

No one understands how embarrassing it is to jump rope without socks, in fact, the principle is this, if you can jump a hundred times without taking off your shoes, it proves that you have adapted to the gravity of the earth, how high-end.

Only I can come up with such a scientific logic, how sci-fi.

In the future, if you want to get the earth certificate, you must first learn to skip rope, and then you must control it, otherwise what to do if you jump out of the earth, and send a salvage team to salvage.

Yingcheng was full of sorrow, he was worried that he couldn't jump, couldn't get a certificate, and became an undocumented protagonist.

We don't need to separate, because time has long forgotten us, the only memory left.

Winning Cheng jumped a rope and made it look like the world was destroyed, which made people wonder if he was the second in secondary school.

Today, Yingcheng and the heroes of Liangshan tore up the name brand, but they were cruel, and such a savage stripped me of my clothes for the sake of a brand.

What's even worse is that Yingcheng secretly sighed that it was shameful to be a spy, they actually sold me, I hid there and pretended to be dead, why was I torn up as soon as I came up, why did I tell them that I was hiding there.

It's so sad, it's really miserable, playing a name tag is like fighting, I can't bear it.

Win City secretly thought how much he wanted to find a place to hide and read a novel.

Win City suddenly realized that he had no money, so he called the author to ask for it, because he remembered that the author had said that he would call him when he ran out of money.

The reader was suddenly envious, but is this author such a rich male god, of course not.

So I taught my protagonist how to eat a pack of instant noodles in two parts, as the saying goes, it is better to teach people to fish, than to ask people to save money.

To tell the truth, whoever wants to write a novel, it is okay for people to cultivate without eating or drinking, and the author immediately sells his kidney to buy it.

How much money you save, don't eat or drink, make money crazy, save it all, that feeling, it's sour, so happy.

The next thing is to cross over, as the so-called world Lao Tzu can't mix, I change the era of gangsters.

In the five thousand years of China, there is always a place for me to mix, not to mention, if you don't cross, how to show the author's superb historical knowledge.

How to use the knowledge of history in high school to be a literate person, hehe, don't lie to me, we are from kindergarten, and the graduation certificate is 24k solid color.

Yingcheng, the most frustrated actor in history, yes, he went to the supermarket, wanted to buy a bowl, and went to the Tang Dynasty to learn from Tang Seng for food.

This Tang Seng is really powerful, he can raise a pet by asking for food along the way, and he is worthy of being a successful person.

Yingcheng spent ten yuan to buy a bowl, and then said to the cashier, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the frozen soil, and 10,000 words are omitted here.

Then there was the beating, the protagonist was beaten miserably, and a few of his front teeth were broken.

Don't worry, the god-level future mobile phone, with the most advanced treatment technology, the front teeth are broken, it's a big deal to replace them with new ones.

Yingcheng hurriedly took out his mobile phone and shouted, what's the matter, what's the matter, Brother Sun, I've been bullied, come and help me.

But it's a pity, but it's a direct price over there, how much is the ticket, Wukong is willing to come, and sure enough, the famous protagonist is the cow.

The world of hateful tickets, I win the city in the spirit of the sky, and I definitely want to be coaxed.

Win City decided to go to the author, thinking that the author had brought him into this world, which was equivalent to saying that the author was his mother.

But unfortunately, the fucking author is being taught by his mother to write novels every day, and he doesn't study hard, and the second king who strikes iron next door is begging for a daughter-in-law, why are you still doing here.

And the author is also secretly introspecting, and when he wrote the god-level future mobile phone, he never imagined such a day, yes, such a day.

The protagonist is actually alive, and I should have known that I should have written about a domineering female president falling in love with me, so useful, not like now.

With the heart of selling white rice noodles, I have to write novels to support my life, and I have to take care of such a declining protagonist, no matter how much time passes, it is still empty.

And at this time, the copy from the stars has been opened, hurry up and participate.

In fact, Win City is very undisciplined, earthlings should be very different from aliens, so why do professors still look so handsome.

There is only one answer, the original super ugly aliens couldn't get mixed up on Earth and were killed, so the aliens who came to the living planet to travel first had plastic surgery.

No wonder I chose South Korea, the highest level of plastic surgery, and now many people who go to plastic surgery will take out the before and after photos of Do Minjun's plastic surgery.

Originally, aliens were like that, round-headed pig-brained three-legged monsters, because the triangle was the most stable.

After the plastic surgery, the cow fork is coaxing, and he loves to eat pure and coquettish.

At the same time, I applaud Jun Ji-hyun's husband, this brother Tai, who was cuckolded by aliens, you are the first, understand.

On the rarity of the cuckold, you get the most characteristic cuckold to speak.

The author doesn't have nothing to do and runs out to blow it, beware of being beaten by the star's brainless fans.

Okay, I know, readers, I'll go back and continue the story of playing with Guo Xiaoming, Snow White and the Seven Little.

Win City is followed by the opening of the dungeon, and the first level is to go to ancient times and save the captured Do Minjun, which is roughly like this.

Du Minjun was taken by the alien princess, and he had a marriage contract for a long time, and now he actually wants to withdraw from the marriage, you have read too many online novels.

So, a strange thing happened, Du Minjun was arrested and brought back to the demon cave, which was the appearance of his original ugly man.

The first time Yingcheng saw Du Minjun's true face, God, that's not Sister Feng's Sister Furong, okay, what's that, please, don't be so pitiful.

But for the sake of the task reward, you still have to do it, and if you don't do it, you don't get any money, so you have to drink the northwest wind.