It's a time of flickering and flickering, and Win City is constantly fighting to get everything it needs to survive, like bragging.

Yes, it is a competition to brag, saying that during the Tang Dynasty, bragging culture prevailed, and greeting people when they met was like this, have you eaten?

I ate early, ate an elephant with a herd of pigs, but I was half full.

I'm half-full, and I'll tell you that I've eaten the African savannah into a big desert, and I'm just burping, and that's it.

In order to complete the task, Yingcheng also had to rush forward and roar, "Have you seen the moon in the sky, tell you that a long time ago it was also a living planet, and once I didn't eat for half a day, I ate him like this." "

Ding Dong, damn, it's actually a system prompt, congratulations on your braggadocio achievement, I hope you continue to work hard, blow through the universe as soon as possible, and reach the pinnacle of life.

The author woke up in the morning and suddenly found that he couldn't even connect to the Internet.,It's terrible.,The editor is going to bring Du Niang to greet me again.。

Recalling the last time Du Niang was holding a big pair of scissors, heh, 24k all gold, engraved with three big characters of the eunuch card, such a bullish scissors are specially used to deal with lazy cancer authors like me.

It's not a way to just ink like this, call to find Win City, wipe it, this dog thing actually ran to the Tang Dynasty.

It is said that after Yingcheng won the first pot of gold by bragging in the Tang Dynasty, his life became much more open-minded, and he was given ten thousand taels of gold by the system last time.

can finally go to the pinnacle of life, but Yingcheng, who has studied history, knows that this is a feudal society and a society where people eat people.

At the same time, the big bureaucracy loves to oppress mankind the most, so in order to live a better life, he must become an official.

So he looked for Tang Gaozong's wife Wu Meiniang, and bought a big official with ten taels of gold, a public health administrator in the Tang Dynasty.

To put it bluntly, he is the director of the toilet, this is a big official, think about it, can you not go to the toilet for a day? You have to pay a tax when you go to the toilet.

That's right, it's called environmental protection tax, and it's amazing for Yingcheng to become this official.

What historical celebrities, Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi, all have to pay taxes, but their taxes are not money, but poems.

How about it, Win City, this unique god of advertising, hahaha.

Let me tell you, the truth is that Li Bai's first flight went straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days, which is his experience in the toilet.

If you don't believe it, I'll give you his paper back then.

Moreover, Win City has formed a warrior-like friendship with many historical celebrities, shouting trumpets to the sun every morning.

Do you know why it's so attractive? The reason is simple.

Yingcheng once used the computer exchanged from Bingbing to study Teacher Cang there, but was discovered by Wu Meiniang, and it was terrible.

Wu Zetian has since become the first person in the Tang Dynasty to understand the temptation of uniforms, what is it, history, Wu Zetian has all kinds of uniforms, which makes the saint want to stop, but who knows.

In order to prevent other women from learning, this vicious woman actually wanted to kill the city and kill a bunch of people, which is known in history as the Yellow Revolution.

Yingcheng remembered the days when Wu Zetian raised eyebrows with him in the past.

He had an epiphany, when you like someone, the sweet words he says to you are temptations, and when you hate someone, everything he does to you is a crime, of course he is typing the wrong word, but don't mind.

If any reader wants to be emotional, then I can only advise you to give your brain a bath, it is said that thinking too much is not good for life.

My college roommates were all weasels at night and stinky bears during the day.

I made a phone call and asked Yingcheng to come back and beat this bad thing for me, they are still chatting with the girl so late, just me am a single dog, who will they kill if they don't destroy it.

Readers, tell me not to be impulsive, I want to kill them, or I'll be depressed.

Life is getting more and more boring, the whole time is infinitely extended, I can't live that long at all, why don't I live happily.

Win Cheng went down with a sword, and he killed my roommate who was chatting with my sister.

The killing is not over yet, and the one who snores all the time must die, must die.

Win City dealt with the snoring guy and killed him with a machine gun.

The world is in chaos, and I found that since I went to college, I have been extremely disgusted with human nature, and there are so many bad people in China.

The environment I live in is quite poor, my roommates are all some of the best, sleeping and snoring plus stinky feet, which is a natural mosquito killer.

And the one who likes to smoke, sleep, and talk in her dreams once actually regarded me as her dream lover, so miserable.

As for the more perverted ones, they sleepwalk in the middle of the night when they write papers and write.

Author: I live in such a bad environment, can I not be psychologically wronged, and talk about how the perverted murderer is trained, and this is how it is trained.

I'm going to pickle them all, they all have wives, I don't, it's a terrible crime, I deserve to die.

So I killed with a submachine gun, and I was so uncomfortable that I was sad, yes, just sad.

The most hateful part of this is that my snoring roommate was snoring like a fart, with his stinky feet.

Oh my God, I was able to live so long, the author is simply a miracle in the history of human evolution.

I guess even if I don't become a writer, I will be very strong in selling genes in the future.

Writing this, the author's tears flowed, if I hadn't quarreled with my first love at that time, my grades would not have been bad, and I wouldn't have been admitted here, and now I miss my first love and miss it so badly.

But I'm still happy today, the author I've been on the street for many years, and now I've finally joined the writers' association, of course, I'm still applying.

I've been writing online articles for so many years, just like I've been driving a black car for so many years, and finally got my driver's license.

I earned a sigh of relief for the author of the street, I was so excited in my heart, I ate ten tea eggs in one go, and it felt cool.

Ying Cheng touched his dandruff-covered head, I'm so young, why do I have so much dandruff, it's not scientific.

Yes, it's not scientific, and all kinds of shampoos are used, without exception, not only are they ineffective, but the hair is getting more and more vigorous.

The more life you live, the more pessimistic you become, and you seem to smell the sadness of life, but what's the solution, you can't stop the ambition of the headlines on the peak of death, but I'm still alive.

In the next reincarnation, in the next world, my sorrows are like dandruff, and I can't get rid of them.

After going to get the scriptures in front of Win City, I found that a food festival was being held there, hehe, the opportunity to eat and drink for nothing came.

But it's a pity that these grandsons have to have a foodie certificate to enter, otherwise you have to prove that you are a foodie.

One way to prove this is by eating the bitter and hard black bread.

The problem is that after eating, you may lose interest in food, which is really scary.

It's terrible, is it necessary for this world to be so funny, but my goddess is actually dynamic, so excited.

I think back to yesterday, I was a donkey to participate in the race, the relay race, and I was very happy to be in the same group with my goddess, but I remember that I was not in the same group when I first signed up.

But it doesn't matter, for the sake of the goddess, it's straight even if you're dead, the first four words have connotations, everyone pay attention.

So I want my baby to drink good milk in the future, so at this moment I use my strength to breastfeed, and I am really happy.

But it turned out to be a draw, and the black dog on the other side, I wanted to soak his urine and drown him.

So sadly, I found out that I was on the wrong track, and I betrayed my own group, but I was ignored.

Win City comforted the author at this time, it doesn't matter, the goddess will see it, and your goddess will bless you in the future.

Well, the protagonist of my story is very comforting, if not the most awesome, but very sympathetic.

But it's a pity why are you a woman, so, don't, you hold me like this, I'll be shy, Yingcheng let me go.

Then at this time, the second protagonist of my family said fiercely, "Author, the zipper you ran just now fell off, okay, I'll help you pull it up." "

But you need to be so loud, if my goddess hears the news that my zipper has fallen off and what is revealed, how will you let me live?

The reader secretly sighed, you write a good novel like a sad world, how can you live.

Indeed, this style has no predecessors, and there is no one after it, made by Ben Po Street himself, and I wrote the traditional online text, and wrote it.

Now, I have seen it through, it is better to write it by my own temperament, Yingcheng cried, then have you considered my feelings.

Why did you upgrade the first few books to kill monsters, cool and cool, but when it came to me, it became decay and decay, and the difference was too great.

I went to take the certificate today, second-level brain damage, it is estimated that there is no salvation in the late stage, and I will take the bus out more in the future, and I don't need money for the disabled.

Don't need money, for hitting the street, you can save another amount of money.