In the evening, the large playground of the Normal College is breezy and breezy.

Niu Tiangou and Niu Dehua sat by the flower bed next to the playground to enjoy the shade.

"How did you come up with the idea of getting married? This is out of the narrow circle of relying on matchmakers, and towards a brand-new, colorful and vast world. ”

Niu Dehua seemed to be very envious: "Damn, why didn't I think of taking this step at that time?" ”

"You are tall and handsome, and you can't pick enough flowers around you, where do you need to get married?" Niu Tiangou smiled slightly embarrassed, "I'm also 'forced to go to Liangshan', and my height condition is congenitally insufficient." ”

"No, your thinking is bold and avant-garde enough, and many rural teachers who have difficulties in marriage and love have not thought of this step."

"Uh, why do you think those girls like tall men?" Niu Tiangou suddenly asked.

"Hey, well, I've got to ask the girls." Niu Dehua hehe, "But I think there are probably several reasons." ”

Niu Dehua seemed to think for a while and said, "First, satisfy a woman's sense of security. Women believe that tall men are strong, mighty, and give them a sense of security, perhaps due to the animality of humans.

"In nature, the most intuitive manifestation of whether a male animal is strong or not is its size, which determines its ability to hunt, fight, avoid danger and sexuality. Lionesses, for example, generally prefer to be close to male lions who are tall and have thick brown fur. In their opinion, being tall and with thick brown fur indicates strength and sexiness.

"Women are weak and have a natural fear of the world around them, feeling that there may be threats everywhere in their lives and that they can be bullied by evil people all the time, while tall men mean strong, mighty, good at fighting, and able to keep them safe at all times. If men are short, they will have a feeling that they cannot be relied on.

"You think, if a girl is bullied on the street, the tall boyfriend will scare the other people away without having to do it, and the short boyfriend will be pulled by others and slip away even if he does.

"Second, satisfy the vanity of the woman. Women think that having a tall and handsome man is something to show off, and that they can earn face in front of others or in social situations, just like gold, silver, diamonds, and noble furs.

"If a man is short, she will feel that she can't take it with her, it is unsightly to go shopping side by side, and she will feel 'cold' when she meets her friends, and she will be obsessed with other people's opinions.

"Women are the most vain and face-loving animals. Men of short stature cannot satisfy their vanity.

"Third, to meet the physical needs of women. Women believe that tall men have a strong physique, are more sexually vigorous, and can bring pleasure and happiness to women more.

"Fourth, for the sake of future generations. Females in nature all choose to mate with larger males in order to achieve the purpose of making their offspring better and more competitive in the natural world of 'natural selection and survival of the fittest'.

"Women also believe that tall men have better genetics and can 'drum' more handsome and handsome children. If the man is short, she will worry that in the future, the children will be just as short and obscene. ”

"I didn't expect you kid to be able to say a set."

Niu Tiangou couldn't help but look at this kid with admiration, and then sighed: "Tall men have so many advantages, no wonder people praise 'high', calling excellent people 'high-talented', 'high-footed', 'high-minded' and 'master', flattering others and saying 'high insight', 'high theory', 'high move', 'clever', 'elegant', 'noble', 'high wind and bright festival', 'far-sighted', 'full of friends', who have you heard say 'short talent', 'short feet', 'short disciples', 'short hands......', 'short moves', 'short wind and bright festivals', 'dwarf friends'? ”

"Hahahaha......" Niu Dehua was amused by Niu Tiangou's series of words.

Niu Tiangou couldn't laugh at it, he felt deeply inferior because he was a dwarf.

He felt that it was the greatest injustice to him that Uncle Taurus had arranged for the bones of a dwarf like him to come to the world to be despised and tortured.

Nima, why was the old cow so stingy with a thousand knives to give him a tall corpse? Even if it's just a little higher, he won't be so miserable.

Being a dwarf is unfortunate in its own right, but people are still pouring salt on their wounds, calling dwarves "dwarfs", "dwarf mounds", "dwarf frustrations", "dwarf stakes" and "dwarf winter melons", which is harsh and sad.

There are also jokes about the dwarf's aftermath, such as "the dwarf watches the play - can't reach it", "the dwarf rides a big horse - up and down dilemma", "the dwarf pushes the palm - the shot is not high", "the dwarf farts - low voice", which is extremely ugly.

There are also local folk mean "slipping away": short people are short, chop eight pieces, eight people sell, eight people buy, buy home, and be obedient......

No wonder girls are willing to look for tall men instead of short men, the world's secular and even the entire social culture of the world are trying to advocate the word 'tall' and tall people and extremely despise the word 'short' and dwarves, especially short men, not only crippled, they are simply outliers!

Alas, it is no wonder that men seem to have been tall and beautiful since our ancestors, and it is not said in "Shuowen Jie Zi" that "husbands too." From the large, one to the like hairpin also. The weekly system is eight inches as the ruler and ten feet as the zhang. The man is eight feet long, so he is called a husband?"

According to the measurement system of the ancient Zhou Dynasty, one foot is about 23.1 centimeters now, and eight feet is 1.848 meters. A man who is 1.848 meters tall can only be called a "husband", and a man like himself who is 1.57 meters can only be called a "ruler".

It's no wonder that the girls snub short men, because they are looking for a "husband", who wants to find a "ruler" and "inch husband"!

Thinking of this, Niu Tiangou sighed, silently took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and couldn't help but admire Uncle Taurus's words.

Uncle Taurus said that the first thing to pay attention to in love in the world is the appearance conditions, and the appearance conditions are first of all to require tall figure and beautiful appearance.

Uncle Taurus puts "appearance conditions" in the first place in the world's erotic love, and puts "tall" in the first place in appearance conditions. It can be seen that "tall stature" is the top priority of erotic conditions.

Niu Tiangou firmly believes that Uncle Taurus's words are wise words.

Don't say men, it's the same for women.

Short stature has become a "cancer" in the love between men and women, but in the eyes of people, the "cancer" of short men is heavier, and the "cancer" of short women is lighter.

Although short women don't want to find a short man anyway, their erotic love is also "discounted" in front of tall men who mind the woman's height and require the woman's height to be "at least 1.6 meters".

In short, whether male or female, as long as the word "short" is stained, it is destined to be a tragedy.

Short men and short women are not only unable to fall in love, but even when looking for a job, they will be excluded because of height restrictions.

Especially those industries and units that want to have an image and save face, when choosing people, they advocate height, such as choosing a hostess, choosing a model, choosing a flight attendant, choosing a guard of honor, choosing a national flag bearer, etc., don't they all take height as the most important criterion?

In the eyes of the world, the tall figure represents the image of the enterprise and the government, and the face of the Chinese people, and it must not be associated with the word "short".

At least, that's what Teacher Geng of the Normal School thinks.

Niu Tiangou was distressed by his height and ashamed of his "insignificance".

He was even afraid to walk with a tall man like Niu Dehua, because then he would be "dwarfed" or even embarrassed......