On Sunday night, Niu Tiangou was depressed at home looking through a "Zhixin" magazine.

This magazine was given to him by Chen Qingyun in front of the booth.

Listlessly flipping through a few articles, and was about to leave it to sleep, when suddenly, his eyes accidentally caught a glimpse of a small notice in the lower right corner of the page of the magazine, and looked at it curiously, which turned out to be to tell the reader what to pay attention to when asking for marriage and the fees to be paid for marriage.

After Niu Tiangou read it carefully, he couldn't help but move in his heart: Since his marriage and love problems are so difficult to solve, why don't he post a marriage notice? There are so many good girls in the country, isn't there one that suits you?

Yes, go for marriage!

His grandmother's, since it is difficult to find locally, go to the whole country to find it! He didn't believe that he couldn't find a girl who loved him as a dignified national teacher!

Nima, waiting for his daughter-in-law to come to the door, ended up being a bachelor for life, he had to take the initiative.

For two days in a row, Niu Tiangou pondered this matter after finishing classes at school, yearning for it but hesitating. Is this idea too bold and avant-garde? He always felt a little apprehensive.

Don't say that there is no such "mad" guy in Quanbeihe Town, even in Yunyang County, if he is seen by his colleagues, won't he become a laughing stock? Besides, will there be any girls who will apply?

After hesitating again and again, he felt that this matter could not be delayed any longer, and finally made up his mind - some things are not a question of whether you are willing to do it or not, but force you to do it like this, and then he understands what it means to "force Liangshan".

The next day, Niu Tiangou did not hesitate to remit the marriage money to the "matchmaker group" of "Zhixin" magazine.

Not long after, "Zhixin" magazine sent Niu Tiangou a form, and Niu Tiangou filled it out truthfully and wrote a simple marriage notice, and immediately sent it back.

The March issue of "Zhixin" magazine came out quickly. Niu Tiangou specially rushed to the bookstall in the town to buy a copy, and when he came back, he looked at the next two pages of the marriage version, but he opened his eyes and read it three times, and he didn't see his marriage notice, Niu Tiangou wondered for a while.

Did a careless editor leave himself out?

On March 15, Niu Tiangou rushed to Jiangcheng "Zhixin" magazine according to the address on the magazine.

When I entered the door of the editorial office, I saw a "notice" posted at the door, to the effect that because there were too many marriage seekers, it had been arranged in August next year in the order of payment, and no one would handle it.

Nima, it seems that there are still a lot of people who are asking for marriage, and they have to wait in line, and they pay attention to the first come, first come, first come.

Niu Tiangou walked around the magazine and asked a woman who looked like an accountant, she raised her head and stared at Niu Tiangou, and her service attitude was good: "Your marriage money has already been sent?" Oh, there are too many people asking for marriage now, but don't worry, wait patiently, we will definitely do it with you in order, go home and wait with peace of mind. ”

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In August, the sun was shining on the campus of Huaiyin Normal College in Jiangbei Province.

All the teachers who have been admitted to the correspondence course of the teacher college in the whole Huaiyin area are concentrated here for summer teaching.

Niu Tiangou came, and Niu Dehua's turtle son also came.

Both of them are Chinese majors, and when they meet in the dormitory, they naturally have a warm greeting.

"How are you doing?" Niu Dehua asked with a grin.

"It's not like that." Niu Tiangou said helplessly, "Where can it compare to your city school?" ”

"Hey, find a way to mobilize Sa." Speaking of this, Niu Dehua suddenly remembered something and said, "Well, Su Mohan from Beihe Town Primary School has been transferred to the county seat and assigned to our school." ”

Su Mohan? Niu Tiangou was stunned, but immediately came back to his senses.

"Huh? Then she must have spent a lot of money, right? ”

"Cut! What money does she still use? Niu Dehua said casually, "I heard that a relative of her boyfriend is the director of the county industrial and commercial bureau, and asked the main leaders of the Education Bureau and the head of the Beihe Town Education Group Liu to 'pinch' in the restaurant, and the matter was settled." ”

"Alas, that's the relationship. Where the am I going to find such a relationship? Don't say that there is no money, even if you have money, you can't touch the temple gate. ”

"Forget it, forget it, don't talk about it." Seeing Niu Tiangou's depressed look, Niu Dehua stood up and opened the topic, "Let's go to the mall and buy some daily necessities by the way." ”

Out of the dormitory, through the large playground, through a section of boulevard in front of the school gate, into the street.

In front of a shopping mall, Niu Tiangou turned around and went to the nearby magazine store to buy a copy of the month's "Zhixin" magazine. Since March, Niu Tiangou has insisted on buying "Zhixin" magazine, and he has not lost a single one, which is already the sixth book.

Niu Tiangou casually flipped to the "Marriage Version" at the back, and after reading less than half of it, a familiar text jumped into view:

"Joke, male, 26 years old, Han nationality, teacher, 1.57 meters, well-proportioned, good looks, love to write. Seek a decent girl with good looks, under the age of 26, and a figure slightly higher than 1.57 meters as friends, and other conditions are not limited. Letters will be replied to and kept confidential for you. Contact: Niu Tiangou, Tuhuang Middle School, Beihe Town, Yunyang County, Jiangbei Province. ”

My own marriage notice has finally been published!

Niu Tiangou felt his heart "pounding". 6 months, 180 days, half a year, he finally waited for this day.

This is a memorable day for him: August 10, ××××.

"What are you looking at, so obsessed?" Seeing Niu Tiangou holding a magazine and looking in a daze, Niu Dehua walked over curiously.

"Nothing." Niu Tiangou hurriedly closed the magazine and pretended to be nothing.

"There's definitely something you're interested in." Niu Dehua was a ghost, naturally he didn't believe it, grabbed the magazine, and flipped through it casually as he walked, "Uh, it seems that you are reading the next few pages, right?" ”

Niu Tiangou didn't dare to squeak, this kind of thing, secrecy is a second.

As he walked, Niu Dehua suddenly stopped, raised his head, and stared at Niu Tiangou with wide eyes: "Huh? This 'joke' marriage notice looks like yours, right? Then he affirmed, "Yes, that's you!" Because he could see the "contact" behind the notice.

Niu Tiangou had to smile embarrassedly, he knew that he couldn't hide this turtle son.

"Yay—"

Niu Dehua was stunned for a moment, looked down again, and then shouted excitedly: "I really didn't expect that you suffocating blackfish are quite awesome, and you actually went to the magazine to ask for marriage and promote marriage and love to the national market!" It's time to pageant nationally, good boy, this time you're going to have a big deal! ”

"Don't shout! Whisper. Niu Tiangou said hurriedly.

"Afraid of what? This is not something to be seen for. Niu Dehua, the turtle son, saw that Niu Tiangou looked afraid of making a noise, and deliberately said loudly, "Above board, above board, upright, righteous, righteous, righteous, and natural...... I'm desperate to tear up the flag and set off the cannon now. ”

Niu Tiangou was so angry that he couldn't wait to find a pair of stinky socks to plug his mouth, looked around in a panic, and hurriedly pushed Niu Dehua's goods into the mall......