To be honest, the first time I cooked, I didn't have any bottom in my heart.

Just after three o'clock, I hurried to the farmer's market, and I had to get everything done before my parents left work at half past five, so that it would make sense.

The sun outside was much hotter than I thought, and in order to avoid traffic jams during the evening rush hour after work in the afternoon, I rode a mountain bike from my middle school days, but I regretted it as soon as I got on the road, and now it's only about three o'clock, and even if I come back from the farmer's market, it won't be more than four o'clock.

I squinted and walked for nearly half an hour to finally arrive at the farmer's market, I tried to recall the vegetables that my mother often bought, this time it didn't matter, suddenly I saw what I wanted to buy, I felt as if my mother had tried everything.

So, I decided to do what I thought, asked the vegetable seller a few ingredients for home-cooked food, and hurried home under the scorching sun after buying.

……

It's a lot more work to make than to eat, and I can't wait to waste my clumsy claws and make a mess of myself.

I felt that the kitchen knife in my hand was much more difficult than the Swiss Army knife, and my hand was cut by the knife.

He exhaled a few times and hurriedly went to the medicine box to find a band-aid, only to find an old Nokia mobile phone.

Who made us poor now! I put the phone card in it, and I don't know if it can be turned on after charging! Inexplicably, there is a feeling of being lost and regained, and the mood suddenly becomes wonderful.

After nearly an hour of tossing in the kitchen, I finally made four dishes, but fortunately, my porridge was not bad, but it almost dried up into rice.

Anyway, that's it, I can't let my parents be happy, just make sure I can swallow it.

looked at the kitchen and cut a bunch of vegetables, the knife skills are so proud, but the stir-fry skills are not even flattering to themselves.

Lying on the bed, I really don't dare to expect my parents to have a surprise, don t have high blood pressure and be blessed by my ancestors.

Picked up the Nokia and tried to turn it on, the screen was magically lit up, this Nokia was just bought when I was a freshman, and when I turned it on, I found that there were still photos of me and Ling Xi when we first met.

Thinking about Ling Xi, who is still beautiful four years later, I feel very strange, is she the person last night? I feel that my thoughts are stupid and ridiculous, the person is still her, but in this materialistic environment, the heart is not up to her.

After a long time, the mobile phone suddenly vibrated frequently, I exited the interface, and found that the messages were all sent by Sun Mengwen, and I was too lazy to look at her sensual text messages, so I called her back directly.

Before I could react, Sun Mengwen on the other end of the phone opened her throat and shouted, "Honey, you took the initiative to call me?" You're such a kind little bee! ”

"Kind little bee, what do you mean?"

"You want to pick me!"

"I said Sun Mengwen, what kind of logic do you have? Don't play with us little people, you can play with the dead, tell me these ambiguous words, I haven't passed my adolescence yet. ”

"Then I'll still call you Kaizi's husband, Kaizi's husband, what are you doing!"

I had no choice but to take Sun Mengwen, so I begged: "You're messing around like this, I'll hang up the phone directly!" Just cooked, but unfortunately it was a failure! Annoying, I'm about to collapse when life has been urging me lately! ”

"As long as you are still cooking, come on, it's not that I underestimate you, you are just stunned, and I guess I want to chop my own hands when I make the meal, will you come to taste the fragrance of heaven tonight?"

I don't know when, I closely linked a product of Tianxiang and nursery rhymes, and after thinking for a long time, I finally said: "I haven't recovered from the toss yesterday, I won't go!" You have to play by yourself, and give me so much wine at once, you have a lot of money. ”

"Kaizi's husband, have you moved? Or I'd like to go to you! Sun Mengwen asked me coldly.

"Don't call me Kaizi, why do I listen so awkwardly!"

"That's called husband, answer my question quickly."

As soon as I thought of her punk look last night, I was scared of my conservative mother, and hurriedly said, "Miss, don't make trouble!" Don't you dare to harm me again, if you pinch me again, maybe I'm either paralyzed or really dead. ”

"Are you afraid that I will go to your house and embarrass you? How beautiful my makeup is! Don't you remember how you used to praise me? Sun Mengwen was instantly unhappy.

I heard movement outside the door and knew my parents might be back.

"Miss, I'll hang up first! No more talking, I have to send a surprise. ”

I hung up the phone in a hurry, wiped my face, and relaxed my muscles, hoping that my performance would make my parents forget about last night for a while, so that the two of them would not take turns to educate me all night.

"Mom and Dad, Wan An, are you tired from work, and your health is not healthy!"

As soon as I opened the door, I tried my best to show the image of a good child, and my mother looked at me stunned, "Son, is there something stimulated, don't scare me!" ”

"Don't make a fuss, look at what scares your mother!" Dad didn't show his usual seriousness.

What's going on here? Could it be that the nursery rhyme helped me send a text message that was particularly popular, and it has soothed the heartache of my parents?

I thought it would be better to take the initiative to admit my mistakes, so I stopped making a fuss and said what was in my heart directly: "Parents, I threw the two of you down last night, and I ran away alone without ambition, so I made you wronged, I'm sorry!" ”

My mother looked at me suspiciously, pouted and said, "No? You are gone, our atmosphere is immediately lively, I will say that Ling Xi is a well-behaved child, how can it embarrass us, we ate well last night. ”

"Mom, are you true or fake? If it's true, how do I feel as if I'm superfluous, as if I'm vexatious. ”

"Ling Xi told us later, she just wanted to test your endurance, but I didn't expect you kid to have no courage at all!" My mother gave me a blank look, and went back to the room with my father to change clothes.

I sat alone in the living room in a daze, thinking about what happened last night, was it really as my mother said, I was impulsive? Why didn't my parents get angry in the slightest, or did they deliberately hide it from me? If what my mother said was the truth, then Ling Xi knew me too well, and actually pinched my death hole.

A few minutes later, Mom and Dad came out of the room and walked towards the kitchen.

I held my breath and waited for my mother to rush out in ecstasy, praising me for being a good sensible child.

But after waiting for a long time, my mother still didn't come out of the kitchen, I couldn't bear it, so I jumped up and rushed to the kitchen: "Mom, what are you doing!" ”

"Nothing! Choked on the chili pepper to the throat. Mom hurriedly wiped her tears on the side and hid behind Dad.

"Am I doing something wrong?" I asked worriedly, thinking carefully about every action I made when my parents returned.

"Let's eat!" Dad said and pushed me out.

"Son, did you just rush over to see our ecstatic expressions, and then praise you for being a good boy?" My mother asked, after serving my masterpiece to the table.

"You can see it! It's really a knowing son, Mo Ruomu. "Thumbs up and give my mom a thumbs up.

My mother picked up the dishes and looked at them with great enjoyment, "Son, you are really a veritable Chef Hu, my mother is proud of you, eat first as soon as possible!" ”

Looking at my mother, who has been working on the front line of the kitchen for many years, gave such a high evaluation, I couldn't help but be complacent and suddenly picked up a piece of fish and put it in my mouth.

As soon as I took my mouth, I spit out, "This...... It's too unpalatable! ”

The old mother forced a smile and chewed the food in her mouth, "Son, my mother decided to take back what she just said, her mouth was too fast, and she was free of pride or anything!" ”

"Su Mei, don't bear it, spit it out!" Dad scolded.

As soon as my father gave the order, my mother finally found an excuse, pulled out a tissue, couldn't wait to spit out my masterpiece, drank her own juice, picked up my father's beer, drank it all, and snatched my beer......

I looked at my dish helplessly, and I thought it looked good! But the taste is too ......

Ding dong! Ding dong! The doorbell rang, and my father looked at my mother, full of doubts: "Who will come at this time?" ”

"Son, give you a chance to atone for your sins, open the door!" Mom called the shots.

I also wondered for a while, who is coming from this point? With doubts, I looked at the cat's eye and exclaimed, "Oops, I'll go ......"

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