Chapter 144: 10,000 Ways to Die for Rookies
85_85467 Xu Hao would never have thought that he would die so miserably, and it was because of a title.
However, what frightened him was that he could now know that he was dead, and the pain in his consciousness was so severe that he could even see his body lying on the ground.
What's going on?
Ten seconds later, he was resurrected on the spot.
His eyes widened and he asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”
"You just got killed by me......"
"Nonsense, of course I know! What I asked was......" The barbarian's words were interrupted by Xu Hao angrily.
Who is the barbarian, the leader of the barbarian tribe of the Freljord Ice Field, and the man who also got the most beautiful Queen Ash in the Ice Field, a proper rich and handsome, a winner in life! When did anyone dare to interrupt him?
Therefore, the barbarian king is very angry, and the consequences are serious!
"You didn't call me 'Lord Barbarian' this time!"
The barbarian still found an excuse for himself, otherwise, even as the king of the barbarians, he couldn't kill people casually.
"Smack!"
This time Xu Hao's death was a little better, and his head was cut off directly, although it was also very terrifying to watch his neck spurting blood out like a fountain, but compared to being split in half before, Xu Hao actually felt a little grateful.
Xu Hao himself feels so cheap!
Fifteen seconds later, Xu Hao was resurrected again, he finally became honest, and asked politely, "I'm sorry, Lord Barbarian King, I want to ask, what is going on?" ”
"Hmph, it's the same as what you usually fight lol, although every death won't make you really die, but, there will also be pain, and, the more times you die, you'll fall off!"
"Lord Barbarian, then I won't play, can you send me back?" Xu Hao said with a sad face.
"You think this is your home, you can come if you want, you can leave if you want?" The barbarian said with a hideous face.
Xu Hao was about to cry, "Then what can I do?" ”
"Hmph, what can you do? There's a lot you can do with a little white face! ”
Xu Hao covered his chrysanthemum again.
"However, the most important thing for you right now is to be my human punching bag!" The brute smirked.
"Can I resist?" Xu Hao also knew that he had no way out at this time, anyway, he was going to die horizontally and vertically, so let's fight, at most, I would be cut by you a few more times. Anyway, chop, chop, uncle, I'm used to it. Doesn't it just hurt for a while? Grandpa, I admit it all, men, you should endure it silently!
"Of course you can resist! It is to make you resist, so that it will be more flavorful! ”
Nima, is this barbarian psychopathic, how is it the same as the legendary scum who likes to make the other party desperately resist when playing with women.
Xu Hao said coldly, "Then bring it!" ”
"What?" This is the first time that the barbarian has a confused look.
"Weapons, bastard, are you going to let me fight you with my bare hands?" Xu Hao said angrily.
"Phew!" This time, the barbarian asked Xu Hao to finish speaking.
However, the price of this is that Xu Hao's death is even more painful.
Waist slash - this terrifying way to die, when Xu Hao was cut off from the waist, he was not dead, he even wanted to take his lower body back, but he couldn't do it, and finally could only die in pain with a face of fear.
"I said, call me 'Lord Barbarian'!"
The corners of the barbarian's mouth moved slightly, and he said.
Twenty seconds later, Xu Hao looked at the barbarian with hatred on his face, "Lord Barbarian, where is my weapon?" Are you going to bully an unarmed person? ”
When the barbarian heard this, his eyes widened, and he asked in a loud voice, "Do I still have to prepare weapons for my enemies?" Do you think I'm a fool? ”
"Poof!"
This time, without the use of a barbarian, Xu Hao himself was choked and vomited blood to death.
The brute blinked his eyes, a little unclear how the man in front of him died, but he would not express his doubts.
Who are you?
He was the most handsome, strongest, and smartest barbarian king in Freljord, and there was nothing he didn't understand. Even if he can make himself confused with a little trick now, he will figure it out sooner or later.
Twenty-five seconds later, Xu Hao was resurrected again, and he said angrily, "Sword, sword, ......."
Before he could speak, he was thrown out by the brute's broadsword, and he was pinned to the ground.
"How dare you scold the 'Barbarian King' for being cheap! It's really looking for death! The barbarian said angrily.
Thirty seconds later, Xu Hao didn't dare to speak anymore, he ran to the river on the side, not to escape, with the "contempt" of the barbarians, it was useless to escape.
He just wanted to see what kind of ghost he had become after being killed five times, but fortunately, through the clear river, Xu Hao found that he was still so cool, and he didn't think of his peerless face after being reincarnated five times.
He let out a long sigh of relief!
However, when he turned around and saw the barbarian who followed him like a debt collector, he immediately felt bad.
"Please, Lord Barbarian, what is the point of you killing an unarmed scholar like me? Otherwise, you might as well go hunt the junglers, they'll give you off your gear! ”
The Natsu Barbarian King wasn't easy to fool either, he sneered, "Do you think I'm a guy like the Infinite Sword Saint Yi? All day long, he knew that he was spinning in the wild area, and he deserved to step on Teemo's Xiang! Hmph, who said that killing unarmed people is meaningless? Anyway, as long as I can kill someone, I will feel happy, as for whether that person is powerful or not, whether it is a man or a woman, or not a person, I don't mind! ”
"Nima!" Xu Hao was about to scold, he didn't expect that a person like a barbarian would be so personless that even a powerless scholar like him would be killed, and he could say it directly with a cheeky face.
Is that really good?
Everyone is shameless, so how can I mix up a faceless and skinless person?
Don't they all say that "meanness is the pass of the mean"? Why, my "shameless magic skill" has just been practiced, and I found out that it has already been out, this is too cheating, right?
Can we still have fun together?
However, Xu Hao still didn't shout out. In front of him, there is a guy who dares to shout "punch the Beishan Nursing Home and kick the Nanshan Kindergarten", and the usual methods are no longer effective.
Therefore, Xu Hao also decided that he could only magnify his moves!