85_85467 Xu Hao has forgotten that he is actually very good at fighting at this time, if he fights with the other party, although he can't beat the other party, he won't die so quickly.

He looked at the barbarian king, his face changed, and he threw himself at the feet of the barbarian, hugged the barbarian's thigh and cried, "Lord Barbarian King, as long as you don't kill me, even if you let me serve tea and water, feed the horses and chop wood, or even serve Queen Ash......"

"Poof!"

The barbarian's big knife stabbed into Xu Hao's back, then through his chest, pinning him to the ground.

Xu Hao was not dead yet, he raised his head with his last breath and asked, "For... Miscellaneous... Well, this time... Unexpectedly... And before... It's the same... How to die...? ”

The barbarian kicked Xu Hao away, saw his dead eyes, and said angrily, "Who said it was the same, obviously the previous time was from the front to the back, and this time just now it was from the back to the front, it's not the same at all!" ”

However, Xu Hao couldn't hear it.

Thirty-five seconds later, after Xu Hao was resurrected again, he was completely numb, and even the most powerful ultimates were useless, and he really didn't know what to do.

Facing the barbarians who didn't eat oil and salt, Xu Hao was depressed!

Seeing that the barbarian didn't say a word, he raised the big knife again, Xu Hao was also in a hurry and said, "You want to fight without fighting!" Lord Barbarian, don't kill me, I'm useful! ”

"What's your use?" The barbarian sneered, "The shoulders can't resist, the hands can't be lifted, the little white face is one, unless it's to be a rabbit master, otherwise, there's no use for fart!" ”

"I can teach you to sing!" Xu Hao was so angry that he was sarcastic.

However, people's self-esteem is sometimes really bullshit, and Xu Hao, who has been hacked to death several times, is also thinking about whether he has a better way.

"Singing? That's a thing! Hmph, I've long seen that your little white face is not a good thing, and I don't have any skills, so I know this bit of girl's ability! "Who is Tedamir, that's Freljord's pure master, in such a cold place, he is a man with a direct upper body, so naturally it is not pleasing to look at a little white face like Xu Hao.

In fact, the barbarian's "little white face" made Xu Hao quite happy, because it also means that he can live a happy life with a face, which is what many people dream of.

If it was someone else who complimented himself like this, Xu Hao would definitely not believe it.

However, since it was a barbarian who was of the same sex who said this, this also meant that Xu Hao had already gone out of the realm in vain, so that the barbarian could not help but admit it.

However, for what the barbarian said, singing is the ability of girls, Xu Hao is resolutely opposed. As a KTV Maiba, he is very proud.

"Don't you want to sing a love song to Queen Ash? In that case, she will definitely be moved! ”

Although Xu Hao's temptation is very low-level, it is very useful for barbarians.

Now he is invulnerable, but only Ash is his softest corner.

Therefore, he agreed to Xu Hao's conditions, anyway, it was only four or five minutes now, and he had killed him five times, and he had a good time, so it was better to let him go, just as his aunt is here now, it is not appropriate to see red.

However, barbarians are also not easy to deceive, "If you don't teach well, when the time comes, I will cut off your limbs, cut off your ears, nose, gouge out your eyeballs, and make you a 'human biao'!" ”

Well, there was no need for him to urge him now, Xu Hao immediately turned into a "good teacher in China" and began to teach intensely.

“…… For this reunion, I have practiced even the breathing when we meet......"

"This is not the style of the Barbarian King!"

“…… Someone asked me what you are good about, I can't forget it after all these years......"

"Do you think the Barbarian King will fall out of love?"

“…… When I first saw you, I was alone and beautiful in the crowd, and you seemed to have a kind of magic, and at that moment I couldn't put it into words......"

"How dare you slander Queen Ash, the Barbarian King?"

"Poof!"

Xu Hao is about to vomit blood, this barbarian, really from an uncivilized place, is his brain full of Xiang? Is this a good song? Do you have to take it for real, your IQ has been eaten by dogs?

"Lord Barbarian, what do you want to learn?"

"You bastard, you don't even know what to teach the Barbarian King, so you dare to come out and sacrifice your ugliness, you are really looking for death!"

The barbarian is also angry, Nima, you have a feeling when you sing these songs, but is Queen Ash of the Barbarian King suitable? If you dare to sing this song to her, you will have to be killed by her arrow.

"Ahh

Even if he was already determined to be a quiet corpse, Xu Hao still screamed out after being tortured like this by a barbarian.

It's really not that I'm too weak, it's that the enemy is too tyrannical!

The barbarian's big knife first cut off Xu Hao's left leg, and just as Xu Hao screamed and fell to the left, the barbarian's rapid knife made Xu Hao's right leg disappear. At this moment, Xu Hao didn't have to fall, but directly shrunk his figure.

At least they didn't fall, did they? Don't call me Lord Barbarian, please call me Red Scarf!

"If the next song can't satisfy the Barbarian King, your hands, ears, nose, and eyes won't be saved!" The barbarian looked at it, there were still about two minutes left, and it was enough.

As a real man who is so powerful that he can't fall for five seconds, two minutes is enough for him to come twenty-four times.

“…… I want love too much, but it's hard to live, I don't give enough, you don't want much, I don't want to make me uncomfortable. I want to love too much, you still understand me, after relaxing, there is nothing, you still stubbornly say you love me......"

"Well, this song is good, keep going!" The brute finally nodded.

"Don't ask for anything else, you are my only reason to live! I put down all I have, and your laughter is my greatest achievement......"

Seeing the barbarian holding his big knife, knocking it in his hand with the melody, Xu Hao felt a sense of fear.

"Tsk, it seems that this girl's things are also good!" The brute smashes it, smashes it, and his mouth says.

"Lord Barbarian, are you satisfied?" Xu Hao said tremblingly.

"Hmph, you have to let the barbarian king use violent means, what a cheap bone!" The barbarian snorted coldly.

Hearing the barbarian's words, Xu Hao was furious, Nima, you are a cheap bone, your whole family is a cheap bone, which bastard knows that you are so difficult to serve? You and I are sick, and you have to go from 1.8 meters to 1 meter before you take out the housekeeping skills?

"Can you make my legs better, then?" Xu Hao asked with a hint of expectation.

As if it was the first time he had discovered such a fool, the brute's eyes widened, and he said, "Do you think it is possible?" ”