In the blink of an eye, it's time for the start of the new year.

After school at noon that day, Niu Tiangou came out of the kitchen after lunch, and Cao Zhengdong and a few "two poles" shouted that Teacher Cheng, who wanted to teach mathematics, was happy to smoke and candy, because Teacher Cheng brought two girls to his dormitory, and I heard that he was about to get married.

Teacher Cheng is 30 years old this year, and he was originally recommended and selected as a worker, peasant and soldier college student, and was assigned to teach in a middle school in Fancheng City after graduation.

Because he is short, dark-skinned, silent, and unsociable, he has not been able to find a partner in Fancheng, and his parents are old, and his brother is lame and disabled, and he needs to be taken care of at home, so he asked to be transferred back last year and assigned to this rural middle school.

When he returned, the villagers immediately introduced him to a 22-year-old rural girl.

Niu Tiangou was hooked by Cao Zhengdong, and went to Teacher Cheng's dormitory to see the "new daughter-in-law" with a group of "two poles".

Seeing that the teachers were coming, Teacher Cheng hurriedly smiled and gave everyone a cigarette.

The two girls sitting on the edge of the bed hurriedly stood up and sat down. Niu Tiangou glanced at it, one of the two girls was slightly taller, about 1.66 meters, and the other was slightly shorter, about 1.64 meters, with fair skin and handsome appearance, both of them were beauties in the countryside.

The slightly shorter girl brought a disposable cup and generously poured hot tea for the teachers, it seems that this is Mr. Cheng's "new daughter-in-law", and the slightly taller girl stood aside in restraint, which should be the sister or best friend of the "new daughter-in-law".

When Teacher Cheng handed Niu Tiangou a cigarette and deliberately called "Teacher Niu", Niu Tiangou found that the slightly taller girl on the side turned her head and looked at him in a daze.

The dormitory is too small, and it is overwhelming to support it all at once. The teachers were also interesting, joked a few words with Teacher Cheng, watched the "new daughter-in-law", drank a few sips of tea and came out, leaving the space for others.

Before going out, Teacher Cheng stuffed a pack of cigarettes and a bag of candy into Cao Zhengdong's hand, and said happily: "Please send it to the teachers on my behalf." ”

"Okay, I'll send it for you, you go and get busy doing your good deeds." Cao Zhengdong took the things, and he didn't forget the thief laughing and amused.

When he came to the big office, Cao Zhengdong couldn't help but say: "Damn, Mr. Cheng's new daughter-in-law is so beautiful, like a fairy, it makes Lao Tzu's heart itch." ”

There was a burst of laughter.

Cao Zhengdong continued to laugh while distributing cigarettes and candy to the teachers: "Teacher Cheng, this 'old cow', has finally eaten a handful of fresh and fat 'tender grass'!" ”

"Hahahaha......" The crowd laughed again.

"Teacher Niu," a "second pole" suddenly said to Niu Tiangou, "Teacher Cheng is about to leave our 'second pole' team, and now you are the oldest, when will you bring your beautiful daughter-in-law for our buddies to see?" ”

"What do I see...... Just let Mr. Cheng's new daughter-in-law be a matchmaker and introduce her good sister to Mr. Niu! The other "second pole" suddenly looked at Niu Tiangou with a wicked smile and teased.

"Uh...... Why did you eat Mr. Cheng's candy and pull it on me again? Niu Tiangou's face was embarrassed, and he pretended to be angry, he didn't want these guys to treat him as the object of teasing.

But these "two poles" didn't want to let go of such an opportunity, and immediately followed suit:

"That's a good idea! Good things come in pairs! ”

"I think that girl is really good, and Mr. Cheng's new daughter-in-law can be called a pair of sister flowers, peach blossom powder, and she looks quiet."

"The figure is also good, the plate is beautiful and smooth, Mr. Niu is not at a loss!"

watched everyone take Niu Tiangou to open "shabu" wantonly, fuck Zhengdong hehe, and then changed the topic and said: "Hey, don't say it, this beautiful girl looks pleasing to the eye, it is comfortable, and the spiritual enjoyment it brings to people is fucking different." ”

"Didn't the ancients say, 'Food, sex, and sex', that is, eating and lust are human nature."

The "second pole" in front of him continued: "What is color?" It is the beauty of a woman and the beautiful face of a girl. There is no man in the world who is not lustful. 'Womanizer', 'Pervert', 'Pervert' and 'Pervert' are all the 'nicknames' of our men, even our Teacher Cheng is no exception, don't you see? Teacher Cheng looked at his new daughter-in-law's eyes, it was simply a fascination! ”

"Hey, hey, hey," the other "second pole" laughed, "I'm afraid you're also a fan of lust, right?" ”

"Hahahaha......"

After everyone finished laughing, Cao Zhengdong asked again: "Eh, tell me, what is the beauty of Mr. Cheng's new daughter-in-law?" ”

"Beauty is in the body." A "two-pole" grinned, "A beautiful woman must first have a good figure." Have you noticed? Mr. Cheng's new daughter-in-law has a slender and smooth neck, slender arms, slender legs, and is half a head taller than Mr. Cheng. ”

"If you want me to say, the main thing is that the beauty is in the sexy body." Another "two poles" said, "You see, the new daughter-in-law has round shoulders, straight chest, flat waist, plump and slightly warped buttocks, breast enlargement, thin waist, hips, front arch and back curve, which together constitute the unique 'S' shape perfect curve of the beauty, which is simply a devilish figure!" ”

"If you want me to see, the main thing is the appearance. The new daughter-in-law's hair was soft and black, her goose-egg-shaped face lines were soft and smooth, her willow eyebrows and almond eyes, her cherry mouth, her nose bridge was small and delicate, her lips were plump and ruddy, her teeth were as white as waxy, and her skin was white and delicate, like a freshly peeled egg. Damn, I can't wait to go up and take a bite. Zhengdong smiled evilly.

"Hahahaha, I want to enter Feifei, my heart is fluttering, right? Beware of crimes. Next to a "two-pole" said.

"The beauty you talk about is the external beauty, and the knowledge and cultivation quality are the inner beauty." Niu Tiangou couldn't help but interject, "A beautiful woman with inner beauty is a real beauty; Only when the inner beauty and the outer beauty are combined, can beauty be considered complete. ”

Cao Zhengdong obviously didn't agree with Niu Tiangou's statement, he had already finished the cigarette and candy, lit a cigarette, stood aside and spit out the smoke ring, squinted his eyes and asked: "Then may I ask, the emperors of all dynasties chose concubines, did they all take their knowledge like the imperial examination?" Have you identified their cultivation qualities? It's not all selected from the folk layer by layer based on the girl's beautiful appearance! The emperor wants their inner beauty, as long as their external beauty! ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Several "two poles" echoed, "In front of the emperor, there is a fart for learning quality, I only heard that the emperor is drunk with wine, but I have not heard that the emperor is drunk with wine." ”

"Men don't want women to be talented artists, they just want women to be a clean and refreshing work of art!"

"Talented and beautiful!"

"A woman is virtuous if she is not talented."

"A woman's 'above' is a temptation, and 'below' is a trap!"

"Hahahaha......"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

With supporters, Cao Zhengdong said with even more eyebrows: "I said, the beautiful girl is the sofa, it's Simmons, sit on it comfortably, sleep on it**; The ugly girl is a tree stump, a firewood and grass shop, she is depressed when she sits down, and she is troubled when she sleeps. Do you want a couch or a tree stump? ”

"I want a sofa!"

"I want Simmons!"

"I want an air conditioner!"

"To ** Dan!"

"Hahahaha......" was another burst of laughter.

“……”

……

"A bunch of little perverts!"

Listening to the unscrupulous "strange theories" of a few "two poles", the only female teacher in her 40s sitting in the office almost laughed when she ate candy, and couldn't help but quip: "teacher, when will you bring your 'sofa' for us to feast our eyes on?" ”

"It's almost over, my family is helping me 'order' miles." Taking advantage of everyone's interest, Cao Zhengdong simply became addicted to his mouth, and said loudly, "When the time comes, I must bring a superb 'meat sofa' to ensure that these guys will have green light in their eyes and drooling in their mouths!" ”

The teachers were almost full of cigarettes, and they were happy enough, so they dispersed with a smile.

Back in the dormitory, Niu Tiangou was just sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette, and Teacher Cheng suddenly walked in with a smile, handed over another cigarette, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to come to my place to sit?" ”

Niu Tiangou was stunned for a moment, go sit down? Could it be ......

He suddenly remembered what everyone had teased him just now, and his face was embarrassed: "Isn't this ...... Classes are coming soon......"

Teacher Cheng smiled weirdly and didn't say anything more.