Chapter 318: The Striker and the Man Behind the Scenes
"Daddy! Father! Xin'er has something for you! ”
Little Xin'er fluttered her wings and flew towards Zhang Ye. This chubby, baby-fat little guy looks like a little angel from the heavens.
Coupled with the smiling look, it is even more cute.
What a superb little Lori!
It's just, what's that girl is holding in her hand?
Could it be that this girl thought that her father was hungry, so she sent something to eat?
As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Ye couldn't help but shudder in his heart.
Xin'er's things can't be eaten indiscriminately! Don't look at the things that the girl has become are fragrant, and they look very good, but in essence, they are still those messy things.
For example, potatoes made from stones, although when chewed, the taste is the same as potatoes, but after eating into the stomach, they will become the same and become ** stones again. This is like in a famine year, those hungry people eat Guanyin soil, although the se made is full of fragrance and can also quench hunger, but in the end, they will die of swelling because they can't digest it.
The difference is only that you starve to death now and die of swelling later.
Therefore, the things given by Xin'er must not be eaten indiscriminately.
… "Dad, Xin'er has sent you something!" The little girl was smiling all over her face, and her face was red with joy.
"What's going on with this girl? Even if you send something to your father, do you need to be so happy? ”
Looking at Xin'er's flying posture that became swaying because of happiness, Zhang Ye's face was extremely weird.
"Daddy! You see! You see! Xin'er has something for you! ”
Before she got closer, Xin'er couldn't help but start offering treasures. He lifted the pocket in his arms with both hands and waved it a few times in mid-air.
Click-
There are five thunders in the sky!
When Zhang Ye saw what Xin'er was lifting. His whole body was scorched by thunder, and he almost fainted.
Let's be honest. When he saw what Xin'er was holding in her hand. He'd rather this girl bring him a feast of death than that kind of cheat.
"Ya...... Girl. You...... How did you send this to Dad? Zhang Ye couldn't even speak clearly because of Lei.
"Daddy! Father! Let's go! I won't pee my pants if I use it! ”
Xin'er's words were very naïve and naïve.
But it made Zhang Ye's face swollen!
"Daddy didn't pee his pants! Daddy won't pee his pants either! What are you doing with Pampers to your father? ”
"Dad lied, Dad obviously peed his pants! Xin'er heard it just now! Brother, they heard it too! "Maybe after getting along with Xiao Linglong for a long time, this girl has also learned Xiao Linglong's three-point stubbornness, so she doesn't believe Zhang Ye's words at all.
Flapping her wings, Xin'er held the bag of pampers and sent it to Zhang Ye.
"Dad won't pee his pants if he uses this!"
"Dad really didn't pee his pants-" Zhang Ye didn't know what to say at all. This kind of thing was completely beyond his bearing. If it weren't for his tenacity, I'm afraid he would have fainted. But even so, he couldn't help but have dark eyes. It looks like he's going to faint at any moment.
What are these unlucky kids thinking?
Xiao Linglong wanted to see the so-called wet pants, and she lost her temper for this. This girl is even more pitiful, and she actually sent a large bag of Pampers directly. With Zhang Ye's eyesight, it is easy to see that the bag of Pampers is still large.
Do you need such a pit?
Is it because it's your father?
The corners of Zhang Ye's mouth twitched constantly, and he was about to fall to the ground almost the next moment.
"Hehehe...... Hey, hey, hey...... "This time, Walter, who was standing not far away, couldn't bear it at all, and even if he was punished, he admitted it." He just wanted to have a good laugh now, even if he didn't hesitate to laugh to death.
No way, it's so funny.
It almost made him laugh out of his belly.
And this time Zhang Ye is really out of line. After all, today's thing. It's too cheating, it's too funny. And people are not robots, they have feelings, so this kind of thing. It is absolutely impossible to eradicate it. Even if he stops drinking at this time, I'm afraid that people will laugh even more rampantly behind their backs later.
Never mind! Laugh if you want!
Anyway, today's face is a big loss.
"Daddy doesn't use pants?" Xin'er blinked her sparkling eyes, as if she wanted to see Zhang Ye through.
"Who said Daddy was going to use this?"
Zhang Ye couldn't help but feel crazy in his heart.
"Oh!" Xin'er seemed a little deflated. But she doesn't seem to be ready to let Zhang Ye go. In her mind, it seems that this thing. Dad will always be able to use it in the future, so he instigated a few wings. Xin'er hovered on his chest and handed the pampers in her hand to her father.
"Huh? What's the matter with you girl? Dad said, no! ”
"Dad doesn't need it today, but he will use it tomorrow!" Blinking her eyes, Xin'er said childishly.
"Daddy won't need this thing tomorrow!"
Zhang Ye looked at Xin'er weakly, he had been tossed by this little girl to death. It's more tiring than running twenty marathons, and it's heart-wrenching.
"Then the day after tomorrow!"
"Dad doesn't need it the day after tomorrow!" At this moment, Zhang Ye was already about to cry. After all, discussing the use of diapers with a young girl is an extremely depressing thing in itself.
"That dad is the day after tomorrow!"
"Dad doesn't need it the day after tomorrow!" Xin'er's naïve words made Zhang Ye crazy, but it was not easy to get angry.
After all, this girl is not only cute, she is a superb little Lori, and more importantly, this girl is kind! Although this kindness is a bit unreliable, it is also a kindness after all, so no matter what, Zhang Ye is not good at getting angry.
Besides, Zhang Ye originally lacked immunity to Xiao Lori, if it was Feng'er and them, I am afraid that they would have been beaten in the ass a long time ago, how could they grind with them like this? This is simply nonsense.
"Then ......" Xin'er tilted her little head, looking cute. Keep it daddy! You'll need it later! ”
The little girl is right! After all, there is a little one in the family who has not yet been born! Which little guy will definitely need this! Thinking of this, Zhang Ye reached out in a daze and took the pampers handed by Xin'er.
But then he reacted.
This girl's kindness doesn't seem to be so easy to accept!
It's not that I'm afraid that Xin'er will pit him again. But the ghost knows what the pampers handed by Xin'er's girl were made of?
If it is a blade of grass and a leaf of a tree, it is easy to say. But if something else becomes. That's a big hole.
Let's make up for it!
One day, Xiao Shi ran around in diapers. Suddenly. This diaper turned into a goose luanite and fell out of the crotch. Or, one day, when Xiao Shi was sitting on the ground playing, the diaper suddenly turned into a goose luan stone and knocked the little finch.
This......
Sweat to death!
Zhang Ye couldn't imagine what a disgusting thing it would be if something like this happened.
But Zhang Ye can imagine Feng'er and their little children. I'm sure I'll be laughing around him.
A bunch of little kids are laughing at another little feat!
Just thinking about this kind of thing makes people sweat!
Gotta -
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye decided that this thing must not be kept. But you can't just throw it away, otherwise it will hurt Xin'er's heart. So he put the bag of pampers on the ground like this, and then reached out to take Xin'er in his arms, and put his head against her little belly, shaking it constantly.
This is a sensitive place, Xin'er couldn't help but giggle immediately, and her weak body writhed in Zhang Ye's hands. It seems to want to break away from Daddy's hand. It's just that this time Zhang Ye has already prevented her move, so no matter how the little girl twists, he can't break away from his hand.
Within a few minutes, the little girl was already out of breath laughing.
This punishment or game should be done in moderation. Otherwise, it will affect the child's body, so Zhang Ye didn't use much, but it just made Xin'er laugh and had no strength. Just let her go.
Putting Xin'er in the place, Zhang Ye snickered at the group that was gathering together. The little guy walked away from the discussions.
The reason why she wanted to put Xin'er on the ground was entirely because she had no strength to laugh at this time. If you just let go of this girl. Maybe she'll just snap and fall to the ground.
But even so, the little girl was still lying on the ground at this time, constantly giggling, and when she was laughing, her little body twitched from time to time. Obviously, she was about to burst out laughing.
"Daddy is here! Come on! ”
When a group of little radish heads saw their father coming towards them, they immediately dispersed. I can't help it! They did something wrong, and if they were stopped by their father, it would be troublesome.
"Where are you going? Stop me! ”
Zhang Ye looked at these little guys, and was even more sure in his heart that these little guys must be behind the scenes.
After all, Xin'er, this girl is simple-minded, innocent and innocent, and her mind is not so complicated at all. A lot of things don't even want to go there.
If there is no one behind the scenes to guide her to Pampers, let alone him, even a fool will not believe it.
"Ahh Dad! Are you here? I really didn't expect to see you here, what a coincidence! ”
"Dad, I didn't expect you to become handsome!"
"That's it! So handsome, they're about to catch up with me! ”
It's almost time to catch up with you? What is this?
Zhang Ye couldn't help but wait for a glance at Rui'er. Ignore their chaco jokes at all. "Tell me, did you just instigate your sister to do something bad?"
"Nope! No! ”
"Absolutely not!"
"Dad, you must have guessed wrong! How can we do bad things when we're so well-behaved? Xiao Liu nodded repeatedly.
"Little Liu, you'd better not speak, because you're not qualified to say such things here."
"Hey...... That's it! This kind of bad guy is embarrassed to say that he didn't do anything bad! ”
"Rui'er, have you forgotten something?" Zhang Ye squinted his eyes and glanced at Rui'er, "Go to Zamabu, if you don't tie it for three hours, you are not allowed to play!" ”
"Huh?" Ruier can't wait to slap herself with a big mouth, it's really burning! I knew I wouldn't have spoken, but now it's good, I'm in trouble!
Rui'er was solved in one sentence, and Zhang Ye set his sights on the other children. He was thinking about how to punish this group of cheating bear children. To be continued. Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Net』