What do you mean by peeing your pants again?

Zhang Ye had just set up the platform here, and when he was about to exercise his father's authority, Xiao Linglong shouted loudly, which immediately destroyed all the atmosphere, and also made him fall into endless embarrassment, this dismantling is really powerful. 〖〗

I can't help but be embarrassed!

Not to mention that all the little ones had their eyes on him, and Walter's gaze alone was enough to make him want to dig a hole in the ground and bury himself in it.

It's a shame.

What's even more speechless is that this is simply a shadowless thing. How did the little girl make sure that her father was peeing his pants again? At the same time, Zhang Ye was also very puzzled, how could this ghost girl say that the wind is rain?

Maybe Xiao Linglong's voice was too loud, and everyone's children turned their heads to each other and muttered. Even Rui'er didn't even tie the horse step, and the small bowl was no longer topped, and she got together with her brothers and brothers from afar, and they couldn't stop discussing.

"Daddy peed his pants?"

"It's too mysterious!"

"I can't imagine that my dad is so big, and he can pee his pants!"

"You don't know, my dad used to wet his pants once. Only me, my eldest brother and the fourth child know about this matter. Of course, the eldest sister also knows about this, so if you don't believe it, you can ask. But my dad didn't admit it that time, and insisted that he accidentally got wet. "The eagle is a big horn, and when something reaches 6 in the mouth, it changes the taste. Even the milk on the sofa wet Zhang Ye's pants a few years ago, when it came to his mouth, it became a model that his father didn't admit when he wet his pants.

Originally, Zong'er would not believe this kind of nonsense, after all, Dad is already such a big person. It's unbelievable that you have to pee your pants.

But when I saw the eldest brother nodding. Everyone believed it!

"Oh, that's what happened!"

"It is true that people cannot be seen, and the sea water cannot be measured."

"It seems that my father is deeply hidden!"

"Then when we wet the bed. Why does Dad say about us? After all, he still has to pee his pants himself! Zong'er, who had been silent, said something embarrassing.

"Stupid! Because he's a dad! ”

"Oh? Is it because he's a dad that he can pee his pants casually? Xin'er kept hovering above the heads of her brothers, and after hearing their words, the little girl couldn't help but ask strangely.

"I guess so! After all, he's a dad and he can pee his pants, but we can't wet the bed! ”

"No! I'm going to be a dad too! ”

At this time, Xiao Jiu Ao Xuan spoke, this kid bit his lower lip, and his face was a little expectant.

"Do you want to wet the bed casually?"

"No, I'm afraid what I'll do when I wet the bed again? If I became a father, wouldn't it be? You won't have to be penalized for bedwetting in the future? ”

"Great idea!"

"But what if Dad pees his pants again?" Feng'er said she was a little worried.

"Then let him stop peeing his pants!"

"So what to do?"

"It's up to my sister!" Rui'er smiled evilly and pointed at Xin'er, who was hovering above her head.

Hmmm-

Everyone's eyes followed the direction of Rui'er's finger.

"Huh? What do you think I'm doing? ”

Xin'er was a little confused.

"Please send something to Dad!"

"That's it! It is! ”

"You're best suited for this kind of thing!"

"And we can't do it, only you are the best. Otherwise, Daddy will beat us in the ass. ”

"That's right! In other words, Dad likes you and your eldest sister the most! ”

As soon as Rui'er and them played the sugar-coated pao, Xin'er suddenly couldn't find the north, and nodded again and again in agreement.

Suddenly, a strange smile appeared on Rui'er's face.

At this time, Xiao Linglong was walking around her father.

Zhang Ye's face was a little depressed, and the green tendons on his head jumped violently, "Girl, what are you doing here?" ”

"Dad, you're peeing your pants! Baby look! ”

Xiao Linglong bit her fingers cutely and tilted her head. Big eyes keep blinking. "But why didn't you see it?"

"Daddy didn't pee his pants! It was just a joke. ”

"Don't believe it! Unbelief! Xiao Linglong kept shaking her head, like a rattle, "Daddy must have hidden it!" Don't let the baby see it! Bad Dad! Baby to see! ”

Does it look that good when I pee my pants? Let you hold on to this girl? Besides, I didn't pee my pants either, okay?

Zhang Ye was really speechless.

I didn't expect Linglong to be so persistent. Even if I said it, I didn't believe it. Instead, he looked around, as if he really wanted to find something in his pants.

"Daddy is not good! Daddy pees his pants! Don't show it to the baby yet! Xiao Linglong looked Zhang Ye up and down, but she didn't see anything surprising her. Immediately upset. Holding Zhang Ye's legs, he kept shaking and shaking.

"Girl. Daddy peed his pants, is it that good-looking? Do you need to be so persistent? Zhang Ye really couldn't laugh or cry.

"The pants are dirty. It's not pretty! ”

"Since you know it's not good-looking, then you still look at it! Shrewd! Obedient, don't look at it! Zhang Ye rubbed Xiao Linglong's head according to his previous habits.

I have to say that Xiao Linglong's hair is really beautiful, not only long to the waist, but also as soft as a silkworm.

While sighing in his heart, Zhang Ye was also secretly thinking, "I should be good this time!" ”

The reason why this is so certain is because this has formed a habit, almost as long as she rubs her head, the little girl will immediately turn into a sunny day, and then smile and play with her father.

However, this time Zhang Ye's idea seemed to have failed.

For Xiao Linglong, playing kissing is far less interesting than watching her father pee his pants. So this time, Xiao Linglong didn't eat this set, but squinted her eyes and enjoyed her father's touch, and then stared at him with big eyes, looking everywhere on him, that posture, as if she was searching for class enemies.

Do you need to be so stubborn?

Zhang Ye didn't know what to say anymore. Completely deposited in a state of speechlessness.

"Daddy, aren't you dirty, and your pants are hidden?"

Xiao Linglong's immature voice made Zhang Ye feel the urge to cry.

"Girl, Dad said it, Dad didn't pee his pants!"

"Liar!" Xiao Linglong puffed out her cheeks. I didn't believe my dad at all. She still stubbornly believes that her father must have peed his pants. But this bad father doesn't show himself.

"It's all said. Daddy didn't pee his pants! ”

Zhang Ye asked Cang Tian speechlessly, "My God, what's the use of me telling you this?" It's just a no-brainer. ”

"Daddy is bad! Daddy Bad! Daddy doesn't show it to the baby! Xiao Linglong is very awkward and stubborn, no matter what Zhang Ye says, he also thinks that his father is wetting his pants.

After a while, Xiao Linglong felt full of grievances.

Daddy is so bad!

This kind of thing is not shown to the baby.

"Not really!" Zhang Ye felt like he was going to cry!

"Liar! Deceitful! Daddy liars! ”

Xiao Linglong twisted her body, looking incredulous.

Helpless, Zhang Ye had no choice but to put his hands in front of Xiao Linglong, show her, and show her that he really didn't have "Really no!" Believe it or not! ”

It's just that if this trick is against ordinary children, I'm afraid it will be very effective. After all, the average child. Except for the kind of very stubborn children, as long as they see that adults have nothing in their hands, basically after a few muttering words, they won't be making trouble.

But......

This trick doesn't seem to be so easy for Baby Dragon. Especially for a clever ghost like Xiao Linglong, it is even more useless.

"Daddy doesn't have it on his hands!"

"Of course! Daddy doesn't lie to you! Zhang Ye breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, feeling that this crisis seemed to have passed. But then Xiao Linglong's words sent it to the eighteenth layer of hell.

"I don't have it on my hand, my dad must have hidden it."

“……”

This time Zhang Ye really wanted to cry!

I really don't know what's going on in this girl's little brain. There is such an idea.

"Humph! Hum! Dad is bad, don't show it. Baby, go see for yourself! Xiao Linglong snorted cutely, then turned around and ran towards the villa.

It was his move that made Zhang Ye a little confused. I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this girl's gourd, "Girl, where are you going?" ”

"Go home! Find the pants that Daddy hid! ”

Xiao Linglong stopped, turned around and said something to Zhang Ye.

"Ah......h

"It's all said. Daddy didn't pee his pants! ”

"Baby doesn't believe it!" The more Zhang Ye said this, the more Xiao Linglong didn't believe it. Especially this sentence, Xiao Linglong almost dared to swear. Dad must have peed his pants.

"I said, why are you so awkward?"

"Baby's going to find the dirty pants that Daddy hid!" Dropping a word, Xiao Linglong ran towards the villa.

Click-

Little Linglong's move. made Zhang Ye feel as if he had been hit by a super petrification technique.

"Hey...... Hehehe...... Aha...... "Walter had been standing twenty metres away, and he had seen it all the time. When Xiao Linglong left. He finally couldn't help it, hugged his stomach, and bent over with a smile.

It's not that he doesn't know his profession, but he can't help it at all!

It's so funny! It's so funny!

A thing that has no shadow at all, an adult and a child, has been involved for so long. To him, it was even more ridiculous than putting it on his head.

"Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Beware of laughing at you! Zhang Ye had a dark face and scolded angrily.

Suddenly, Walter stifled his laughter.

After all, he is the boss, he is his subordinate, and it is already a blessing that people don't trouble him, if he doesn't know what to do, then he doesn't have to stay here. Just go to Africa and dig coal mines.

Walter stopped laughing, but Zhang Ye himself stood in place with a black face speechless.

No way, today's events made him feel too nonsensical. It's a comedy of life.

However, what Zhang Ye didn't expect was that today he seemed to be cursed by God Buddha and the Jade Emperor.

Bad luck came one after another.

The matter of Xiao Linglong here has just fallen, and Xin'er over there actually flew over with her wings again.

At this time, Xin'er seemed to have eaten honey, smiling, and her dark eyes had narrowed into a slit.

What made Zhang Ye even more curious was that Xin'er was still holding a bag of things in her arms.

"What's that?" To be continued. Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Net』