"Aunt Ye, you're right, Su Qin, Zhang Yi and others are all famous big fools and big lobbyists in history, but why do you say that Lu Buwei is an investment-type big fool?" Cui Yingying asked.

Ye Zhixin explained: "That's right. An Guojun of Qin had a son named Zi Chu, who was not welcomed and was sent to Zhao as a hostage all the year round. Lü Buwei is a big businessman and a big fool. He saw Zi Chu's "strange goods" with the eyes of a businessman, so he said to him: I can help you ascend to the throne. Zi Chu didn't believe it, so he said to Zi Chu: An Guojun's favorite Mrs. Huayang has no son, I can let Mrs. Huayang make you the heir. In addition to giving Huayang a large amount of money, Lü Buwei also used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to fool Mrs. Huayang, and finally succeeded in fooling him, and Zichu finally became the heir. When Zichu became the monarch of Qin, he appointed Lü Buwei as the prime minister, and Lü Buwei was in power for a while and reaped all the benefits. Yingying, this Lu Buwei's investment concept is strong enough, right? ”

"Hmmm! I have to admit that this Lu Buwei's vision is too poisonous. Auntie, what happened to An Lushan? How did he become the most shocking big fool? Cui Yingying continued to ask.

"That's the case, when Hu An Lushan saw that Tang Xuanzong was particularly fond of Yang Guifei, he recognized Yang Guifei, who was eighteen years younger than him, as his godmother. Every time An Lushan entered the court, he often visited the concubine first, and then met Tang Xuanzong, Xuanzong felt strange and asked him why? He replied, "We Hu people are from our mother and then our father." When Tang Xuanzong saw that An Lushan was very fat and had a big belly, he asked him what was in his stomach, guess how he answered? ”

"He should have replied, 'I have oil and water in my stomach.'" Cui Yingying said without thinking.

"Haha, this guy is a master of looting people's fat and people's ointment, but it's not the answer!"

"Since this is not the answer, then he must say: I have ink in my belly."

"This guy has no ink on his chest, he's a big old man, where does the ink come from in his stomach?"

"Even if it's not oil and water, and it's not ink, then he must say that he has a boat in his belly."

"This guy is not the prime minister, where did he get the boat in his belly?" Ye Zhixin said.

"Then I can't guess. Auntie, you can announce the answer. Cui Yingying said.

He replied like this: Your Majesty, there is nothing left in the belly of the minister, only a naked heart for Your Majesty! What do you think? This guy's fooling is enough to be shocking, right? Ye Zhixin said.

"Haha, it's really shocking. No wonder I can't guess it, and no wonder Li Longji trusts him so much? It turns out that this guy's flickering level can be compared with Brother Zhang. Cui Yingying smiled.

"Hey! I said Yingying, how do you compare my brother to this kind of rotten person? Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang, I'm praising you."

"Is there anyone like you boasting? With a shameless person, compared with his brother, wouldn't he insult his brother's reputation? ”

"Since Brother Zhang doesn't like it, I'll withdraw my sister."

"That's pretty much it."

"Brother Zhang, since you are toasting Uncle Li and Aunt Ye, you can't just give Auntie a salute, I suggest that you also praise Uncle Li, lest Uncle Li say that you value sex and ignore friends." Cui Yingying said.

"you, Aunt Ye and Uncle Li are elders, how did they become friends?"

"As an elder and a friend, why not? Are parents and children still encouraged to make friends? Cui Yingying argued.

"I have to say, what you say does have some point. Come on, for the sake of balance, I'll just praise Uncle Li a few words. However, praising women is my specialty, praising men, is it my shortcoming, if my nephew and I can't praise it well, Uncle Li, don't you be angry? ”

"Haha! I said a long time ago that Brother Zhang is a guy who is heavy on sex and light on friends, how about it, Brother Zhang will tell the truth. Wang Lin said with a smile.

"I said, Brother Wang, don't take such a brother to step on, am I the kind of person you say?" Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang. Who said this sentence 'eyebrows, eyes and cheeks can take the soul of a beautiful woman, and a small smile can take the heart of a beautiful woman'? Wang Lin asked with a smile.

"It was my brother who said it. Brother Wang, what's wrong? ”

"You kid knows that 'take the soul of a beautiful woman and take the heart of a beautiful woman', this is not a heavy color and a light friend." Wang Lin said with a smile.

"I said Xiao Zheng, you just praised your Aunt Ye's two lyrics, which are very good, as for uncle, I'll forget it." Li Guangjie said.

"Don't, I said that you two are 'beautiful women with talents, beautiful women with handsome men', if you don't praise you, Aunt Ye will have opinions, and the people will not agree." Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha! The people won't care about this kind of thing, your Aunt Ye has been dizzy by you, and she won't care about this matter......"

"Wrong! I said Uncle Li, look at Aunt Ye's eyes when she looks at you, how affectionate she is, where does she look like she doesn't care about this matter? ”

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