"Haha! I said Xiao Zheng, your eyes are really poisonous, and you can see the affection in your Aunt Ye's eyes. I think so, if you want to continue to show your talents, then uncle, I will fulfill you. Li Guangjie said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, Uncle Li has agreed, I don't think you should rub it any longer, hurry up and give Uncle Li a few words." Cui Yingying said.

"Okay, since Uncle Li has agreed, girl, you can listen to your brother: look at Uncle Li again, his ears are hanging down his shoulders, his hands are over his knees, and his eyes can take care of his ears. The length is seven feet five inches, and if you increase one point, it will be longer, and if you lose one point, it will be shorter. The face is like a crown of jade, the lips are like congealed fat, the eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like snow; If you wear powder, you will be white, and Shi Zhu will be red......"

"I said Brother Zhang, this passage is indeed beautiful enough, and the height and physiognomy are indeed very consistent with Uncle Li. However, I have some doubts, are you talking about our Uncle Li? How do I sound like a god in the sky? Cui Yingying said.

"Whether it's a fairy or not, you'll know after listening to it. Uncle Li smiled, bewildering Quancheng and fascinating Jinghua. Beauty, can attract bees and butterflies; is the pillar of China. once made Lu Bu angry because of molesting Diao Chan; In order to provoke the white lady, he was ashamed to take Xu Xian. If Zhiruo embraces, the fragrance fills the room. Immortal dependents, model couples. made Marshal Pig saliva flow, making Zhang Tianshi's eyes red-eyed. Where is this boy and where does he come from? Penglai is not two, Langyuan is unique. Yingying, you are right again, Uncle Li is the male god from Penglai Immortal Island and Langyuan Immortal. ”

"Smack!" As soon as Zhang Zheng's words fell, he was attracted a round of applause.

"Haha! The two lyrics have very different styles, one is neat and strict, and the other is unruly, but they are both equally concise and wonderful, good words. Mr. Kong Yuan said.

"Old Kong, who is this Marshal Zhu? Was there a marshal surnamed Zhu in history? Cui Yingying asked.

"Before Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he once set up the Marshal Mansion of Pingxing Guoyi and became a marshal himself. Then there is Zhu Ran, a famous general of Wu during the national period, who was an official to the left and the right military division, the prime minister of the military, equivalent to the marshal, but this should not refer to the two of them, as for the other marshals surnamed Zhu, the old man seems to have never heard of it. Kong Yuan explained.

"This pig is not Bizhu, this pig is the pig next to the word dog." Zhang Zheng reminded.

"Ahh After you reminded me, I remembered, you should be talking about Zhu Bajie, right? Mr. Kong Yuan said suddenly.

"No, why is Zhu Bajie a pig marshal?" Shirley once heard Zhang Zheng tell the story of "Journey to the West", and her impression of Zhu Bajie seems to be deeper than that of Sun Wukong.

"That's right, before Zhu Bajie was demoted to the heavenly court by the Jade Emperor, his official position was Marshal Tianpeng, so Marshal Pig here should come from here. Shirley, do you understand? Wu Qianqian said.

"Understood. But why does Zhu Bajie want to drool? Shirley asked.

"Because in the novel, Zhu Bajie, like Brother Zhang, is a little, this guy has a characteristic, when he sees a beautiful woman, he will drool, and he will drool, so the saliva here comes from here." Wu Qianqian patiently explained.

"Hey! I said Sister Wu, don't bring eye medicine to my brother like this. Brother, I'm a little bit of that, but I don't drool like Zhu Bajie. Zhang Zheng pretended to be dissatisfied.

"Brother Zhang, what is 'that'?" Cui Yingying asked.

"Stinky girl, the 'that' of that can only be understood, not spoken, just understand it in your heart."

"I said Xiao Zheng, are you complimenting me?" Li Guangjie asked.

"Of course. Uncle Li, didn't you hear that? Why don't I repeat it? ”

"No need. In terms of height, it's a little over 180 centimeters, a bit like me. But the sentence 'two ears hang down the shoulders, the hands are over the knees, and the eyes can take care of their ears' seems to be the only one that only Liu Bei and Liu Xuande are most in line with. There is also this trick of bees and butterflies, teasing Diao Chan, and provoking the white lady, uncle, have I ever done it? If you let Aunt Ye hear this, no, she has already heard it. If you make Aunt Ye suspicious, will you still have my good fruit to eat? So, I said Xiao Zheng, you're not praising me, you're ......"

"Uncle Lee, and what?"

"It's hurting me!"

"Ahh Listening to my uncle's words, it is better to read a book for ten years, which is like an initiation, and let my little nephew understand a truth......"

"What's the truth?"

"That is, good intentions do not necessarily do bad things......"

"Wait, Xiao Zheng, why does it sound a little awkward? It's supposed to be good intentions to do bad things, right? Li Guangjie said.

"I'm right, good intentions don't necessarily mean bad things."

"How so? Isn't that true? ”

"Okay Lao Li, you're such a nerd. After Xiao Zheng said this, I wouldn't believe that you would attract bees and butterflies......"

"Aunt Ye, although you don't believe that Uncle Li is attracting bees and butterflies, what about teasing Diao Chan and provoking Bai Niang? Don't you believe it either? Zhang Zheng asked evilly.

"Of course I don't believe it anymore." Ye Zhixin said with a smile.

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