Chapter 027: Appearance Conditions 1
"Oh my God, it's so complicated." Niu Tiangou couldn't help frowning when he heard this, but after a while, he still said curiously: "Then you can tell me more specifically." ”
"Okay."
Uncle Taurus smiled slightly and continued: "Let's talk about the first item in the appearance condition - height.
"Height was judged based on the average height of most people in the area at the time, and there was no strict standard.
"According to the time and environment you are in now, people generally require adult men to be 1.7 meters and above in height as well, 1.8 meters and above is the best, men have always been tall and beautiful, the taller the more perfect, the higher the 'appearance' The better the conditions, the more favored by beauties, less than 1.7 meters is a defective product, is not eligible;
"Adult beauties are generally required to be 1.58 meters and above in height, 1.7 meters and above are the best, and 1.58 meters or less are not eligible. But there are also men who think that women are too tall but not good, women are not as tall and powerful as men, higher than 1.78 meters seems to be a bit tall and big, and the lack of femininity may not meet the aesthetic requirements of some men for women to be gentle and soft.
"To put it simply, it is good for an adult man to be 1.7~1.8 meters or more tall, and it is good for an adult beauty to be moderately tall, between 1.58~1.78 meters. This is the basic requirement for the height conditions of men and women in love. ”
Uncle Taurus Xing paused here and glanced at Niu Tiangou, only to see that this kid's face gradually became very embarrassed and embarrassed.
Compared with the height conditions mentioned by Uncle Taurus, Niu Tiangou even has the heart to cry at the moment.
If the height is less than 1.7 meters, it belongs to the defective product, and he only has a pitiful 1.57 meters, which is simply the defective product of the defective product! Even if you take a step back and put it in the pile of women, he is still a genuine defective product!
No wonder the mother of the freckled girl Qian Xiaohua despised him as "as short as a radish"!
No wonder when he disliked the long-faced girl of the horse, his father scolded him angrily: "You still have the face to dislike others? Don't pee on yourself and take a picture of what you are! Do you look like a person standing in front of others? Have a look? Can you get on the table? Can you get it? A chisel is long! Like your fucking stake! Throw it on the side of the road and find something that no one wants for money! ”
As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't wait to find a piece of tofu to hit it to death!
Mom, according to the current height requirements for men and women in love, he is a waste! Scum!
I still want to fall in love, and I have to burn high incense if I can be in love.
Nima, he can't even reach the first paragraph of the three major conditions for erotic love, not only can't he reach it, but it's a difference of 108,000 miles! Is 1.57 meters still a man?
Petite? "Petite" is a flattery to a woman, and a man is "petite", that is a shorty! It's a dwarf! It's the "Dwarf Country"! It's the "ruler rabbit horse"! In front of the beautiful women who value their height, they will definitely be 100% passed!
A 1.57-meter "three-inch ding", still want to talk about beautiful women? Still in love? Still want to talk about a happy life? Talk about a ghost! Don't take a mirror to see what you are! Just fend for yourself!
You don't look good yourself, but you ask the girl to be beautiful, it's really something that doesn't know the height of the sky!
Low self-esteem, anger, frustration, remorse, anger, shame, and pain suddenly made Niu Tiangou like a deflated little leather ball, a short eggplant beaten by frost, and a short rooster that had been defeated, and his bitter expression was like swallowing a green-headed fly......
Uncle Taurus naturally understands this kid's mood at this moment, and he doesn't ask him, because this kid said at the beginning that he wants to pursue his happy love and happy life in the twists and turns and tribulations, and he doesn't want to be too dull and too smooth, because only after the tribulation can he experience the ups and downs of life and the hot and cold state of the world.
The pain brought to him by the dwarf can be regarded as a kind of ordeal for him.
Thinking of this, Uncle Taurus was silent, as if he didn't see anything, didn't feel anything, and after pausing for a while, he continued his topic, he knew that Niu Tian was hard to be forced to be hard, but he would still listen attentively.
Uncle Taurus continued: "Let's talk about the second item in the appearance condition - physiognomy, physiognomy is the face shape and facial features.
"The human face shape is roughly divided into round face shape (apple face), square face shape (national character face), rectangular face shape (including horse long face, gourd face), inverted oval face shape (goose egg face, melon seed face), oval face shape, and deformed face shape (triangular face, diamond-shaped face, trapezoidal face, pentagonal face, dinosaur monster face with asymmetrical face or protruding forehead and cheekbones).
"The round face shape belongs to the type of thick cheek fat, round and full, also known as 'baby fat', which looks slightly immature, and looks lovely for both men and women;
"The inverted oval face shape is soft and round, smooth and beautiful, especially the woman's goose egg face and melon seed face, which are slightly round at the top and slightly sharp at the bottom, handsome and soft, which is the standard face shape of a beauty;
"The oval face shape and rectangular face shape are second, and the deformed face shape is the next one, and it is not popular in erotic love.
"To put it simply, it is better for adult men to have a square face, a round face, and an obovoid face, and an adult beauty to have an inverted oval face and a round face.
This is the basic requirement for the face shape of men and women in love, that is, the basic conditions.
"As for the facial features...... There is no specific standard for a man's facial features, as long as they are upright and symmetrical, avoid crookedness and asymmetry. In addition, the eyes should not be too small and spirited, the eyebrows should be thick and slender, the bridge of the nose should be high, and the lips should not be too thin. ”
Hearing this, Niu Tiangou's mood finally felt better, and his face was slightly soothed.
Because he has a typical round face shape - apple face, his facial features are also well-proportioned. Although the eyes are not very large, they also have God; Although the bridge of the nose is not high, it is also straight; The lips are not too thick, but they are not too thin; Although the eyebrows are not thick and slender, they also match the eyes.
In short, he can't find anything wrong, and he should be qualified for this second physiognomy condition.
However, he didn't understand why Uncle Taurus had to put height in the first item and physiognomy in the second item in the appearance conditions.
Perhaps, men love beautiful women and always put their appearance first, while women love tall men and put height first when they look at men's appearance. He Niu Tiangou is a man and has to face the conditions of women, so Uncle Taurus puts height first.