"Actually, all of this is an illusion. You know? It's all an illusion, things in the world are like dreams, like illusions, like twilight, like dust, like snow, like morning glow, and they dissipate in a moment without leaving a drop. And what you see is just white foam from the sea, a mirage reflected in the desert, not credible or not. ”

In the sword box that had been punctured and tattered, the solemn voice of the disabled Zhijian was like the Buddha under the Bodhi tree, restrained and deep.

And Unsheath and Zhan Lu had already poked it hard before returning to their sword box, leaving only the three people in the room, a cat and a drunken landlady sister chattering while listening to the faintly revealed body of Zhijian.

"But from my point of view, I'd rather think of what just happened as a flirting between a young couple, wouldn't I? Although I am a sword, I have a lot of feelings, it is delicate and full of softness, just as I look hard and cold, but I have a soft heart like you. ”

Li Guo didn't listen to what it was saying at all, just turned his head to look at Mo Chou: "It looks so beautiful......

"It's really beautiful." Mo Chou also drooled and looked at the hilt of the crippled Zhijian exposed outside the broken sword box: "Mo Chou really hasn't seen the crippled Zhijian after waking up." ”

As he spoke, Li Guo nodded, wanting to reach out and grab the disabled Zhijian.

"Hey, hey! Did you hear what I just said? Even though I'm really pretty, I've already said that I don't really want you to touch me, and I don't have goosebumps, but I'm still going to be disgusting. If you were rubbed vigorously by a man, would you feel the same way as me? Please respect yourself, pot friends! ”

The disabled Zhijian tried to stop Li Guo from arresting him, but Li Guo really didn't listen to him at all, and his hand was still stretched out to his body.

"I said, you are too disrespectful of the autonomy of a reading life, and I am very worried about your future children now. If he says to you one day, 'Daddy, I don't want to go to school,' you should respect him and not let him go to school. If he says 'Daddy, I don't want to do my homework,' you should tear up his homework book and throw it in his teacher's face and scold him...... Well, since you've touched me, you're going to have to tell me your name. ”

Li Guo suddenly listened to this sentence, his hand was in the box, he had already pinched the hilt of the crippled Zhijian, and was about to revel in the soft touch when he was suddenly awakened by its request.

"My name is Li Guo." Li Guo was curious why this guy asked his name: "Why are you asking my name?" ”

"Because ......" the disabled Zhijian's tone was low, like Simon Blowing Snow who was dueling with someone: "Because Lord Ben does not accept nameless ghosts under the sword!" ”

As soon as it finished speaking, the room suddenly became solemn, and even the hairs on Li Guo's body that were sluggish suddenly stood up, and then an invisible sword qi rushed straight towards Li Guo.

This sword qi was invisible, and she couldn't feel the direction at all, even Mo Chou, who had been using the sword all year round, was unconscious before it was formed, and she didn't react until this sword qi was about to touch Li Guomian's door.

But it's too late...... I saw a wave of air lightly starting, and a few pops ...... "Xianggong!" Mo Chou exclaimed.

"Ah......" Li Guo subconsciously responded: "What are you doing?" ”

"Okay, I'm just joking with you, now you quickly retract your hand to Uncle Ben, and if you want to touch it, you have to give it a soft little hand!"

At that moment just now, in fact, Li Guo just felt a gust of wind caressing his face, although the murderous aura in the room was still strong and could not be dissolved, but Li Guo really did not receive half of the damage.

Seeing that Li Guo was safe and sound, Mo Chou's tense muscles gradually calmed down, and he patted his chest: "I'm scared to death, Mo Chou...... This handicapped is really powerful. But the sheath just told Mo Chou about his weakness. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and was about to ask. Just listen to the crippled Zhijian in the box, and the chaff is weakly sifted.

"No...... No...... How can my sister be so cruel...... "The disabled Zhijian's voice was extremely frightened, but in an instant, he became gentle and kind again, and his voice was very similar to the soft tone of Zhao Zhongxiang and Teacher Zhao when he was talking about zebra breeding: "Actually, she is lying, really." I'm the one who has the most say on that. I can puff up my chest and pat my chest to tell you that the weakness of the disabled is ...... Well, there are no weaknesses! He is arrogant but kind-hearted, he is low-key but admired by thousands of people. He ......"

Of course, Li Guo no longer listened to the brainwashing voice of this bastard sword, and turned his head to ask Mo Chou: "What is he afraid of?" ”

Mo Chou smiled, leaned over to Li Guo's ear, and bit Li Guo's ear in a very low voice: "It cares about its appearance very much, as long as it praises it for being beautiful, it will do anything." ”

After Li Guo listened, his eyes lit up, and he deliberately said loudly to the half of Zhijian's exposed buttocks: "Zhijian, you are really beautiful, your pattern ...... Don't worry, I can't go on...... This voice of Zhijian almost made me vomit. ”

Mo Chou bit his lip: "Xianggong, just be unlucky and be pressed by ghosts, bear with it!" ”

The disabled Zhijian seemed to be expecting something, whistling in Li Guo's ears with his mental power, waiting for Li Guo's next words.

"Chi ...... Zhijian, you are the most beautiful and beautiful sword I have ever seen. Li Guo is not good at lying at all, he just glanced at the golden sword butt with black edges, which looks extravagant, and there are text patterns on it, but Li Guo didn't see what the pattern on it was: "Your pattern...... The pattern is so beautiful......"

"Enough! Tell Uncle Ben the rest of the rest at the same time tomorrow. Zhijian, who is disabled, is in a very good mood: "Since you said the truth, then Uncle Ben is extraordinarily gracious, what do you want to do to me, hurry up and say it before my mood becomes bad." ”

Li Guo and Mo Chou glanced at each other, and Li Guo said with his lips: "It's really useful...... It's so low IQ......"

"No...... No...... Xianggong, out of the sheath, said that this guy is a rare smart guy in the world, but he has a surname defect because of his physical disability...... It often feels unworthy of being unsheathed. ”

Is there really such a sword in the world...... Li Guo was very confused, although both Sheath and Zhan Lu were very common surnames, and even Sheath had his own temper and Bing surname, but it was not beyond the scope of a sword...... And this crippled Zhijian, it is not like a sword, but a sword man, a sword that Li Guo has to treat as a human being.

"No, I really don't deserve to be unsheathed, although I am magnificent, although I am brave and heroic. But I'm not a complete sword after all, it's like the overlord of Chu who is missing limbs is not worthy of Yu Ji, just like Xi Shi won't fall in love with Doctor Fan, who is blind in two eyes, just like Emperor Tang Ming won't marry Yang Yuhuan who is Xie Ding. ”

When it spoke, Li Guo actually heard a strong sense of inferiority in its tone, as if a man paralyzed in a wheelchair because of polio was roaring at the tree in front of his house.

"Nonsense." Xiaoxin, who had been listening, suddenly pursed her mouth and interjected: "Xinxin, such a good woman, likes useless dad so much, what you said is completely wrong." ”

Li Guo sighed, glanced at the little new girl strangely, and then followed her words to comfort the disabled Zhijian: "Yes, things can't be so absolute, you just broke a little, this is a scar, it is a man's honor." Follow...... It's the same on my back. ”

"Bragging." The little new girl made a grimace at Li Guo, who was bragging with a shy b-face: "You were beaten by your father's father......"

"It's the same......" Li Guo replied weakly.

"Broken a little? Okay, Uncle Ben has a kind heart, and you can pick me up! Hurry up! Pick up Uncle Ben! Pick it up! Take it! Take it! ”

The neurotic disabled Zhijian used his roaring body and roared at Li Guo, as if his heart was filled with endless anger and grievances. That voice suddenly flashed in Li Guo's mind, Uncle Jing Tao burst his blood vessels, raised his head forty-five degrees, and shouted to the sky, "Give me back my freedom!" ”

But thinking about it, Li Guo still listened to the disabled Zhijian, put his hand back into the broken sword box, and once again held the warm and textured hilt of the disabled Zhijian.

He visibly felt that the handicap Zhijian trembled slightly in his palm. And the causes of tremor are roughly anemia, hyperthyroidism, fear, agitation, and Parkinson's. Aside from the anemia hyperthyroidism Parkinson's, the rest is only fear and excitement, so judging from its performance just now, it definitely doesn't look like he is scared...... Li Guo felt that the hilt of this sword was relatively large, as if it was a little bigger than the handle of the heavy sword Zhan Lu, and Li Guo's hand that could grab the basketball was just able to hold it, and he expected that the disabled Zhijian should be very heavy, after all, judging from the color...... It seems to be golden.

But when he was about to lift it up, he found that his disabled Zhijian was surprisingly light, even lighter than the sword box itself.

"Come, pull me out." After the disabled Zhijian finished speaking, he paused: "The word 'pull' is really charming, and I feel endless aftertaste when I think about it." ”

Li Guo was disgusted by his sudden words...... I hesitated for a long time to pull this bastard out...... But in the end, Li Guo still couldn't resist the infinite curiosity in his heart, and began to ...... outward, "Wait a minute!" Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly shouted: "I have to make an appointment with you for three chapters." First, you only have to praise me, and if you dare to laugh at me, I will dare to cut you. Second, don't ask me why I'm like this, and if you do, I'll puncture all the water containers in your house. Thirdly, you are not allowed to hang me on the wall, although I am beautiful, I am not an ornament. ”

Li Guo's hands trembled: "What else do you ask for......

"No, that's all for now." Zhijian, who is disabled, sounded like he was thinking: "By the way, you have to take care of me regularly, I like shiny ones." I'm not my brother who adds nine to twelve, I'm an aesthetician, okay, I'm ready, you can get on......"

Li Guo thought this was weird...... However, when he pulled the crippled Zhijian out of it in one go, everyone present gasped...... Physically handicapped...... There is no blade!

Only a bare hilt of the sword was held in Li Guo's hand, and the place of the blade disappeared neatly from the gauntlet, as if it were under the eunuch...... Without.

Seeing this scene, Li Guo really didn't know how to comfort the disabled Zhijian, children without toys are the loneliest, but what is a sword without a sword body?

Switchblade...... "You know that men are made of soil, and when you shed tears, you will melt some ......" The disabled Zhijian sang Chen Sheng's song sadly: "So it is a mutilated body, there is no absolute perfection." ”

"That ......" Li Guo pinched the hilt of his sword and looked at the bare and disabled Zhijian: "You are really beautiful." ”

This sentence is true, although Zhijian is disabled and has only one hilt left, Li Guo has already found that the patterns on its body are actually written with dense small characters, the color is golden with a little red, and there is a circle of black things attached to it around it, which is atmospheric and solemn. Although the words are no longer legible, Li Guo can fully imagine that when he is complete, he is definitely a super handsome guy in the sword, after all, just looking at the hilt, the handicapped Zhijian is more beautiful than any sword Li Guo has ever seen.

"Pot friend." Zhijian, who was disabled, seemed to be indifferent and said: "A real warrior dares to face a bleak life." Now, please lift me up and shout. ”

Li Guo felt as if he was really being gently patted on the shoulder, if it wasn't for the psychological effect, it was a disabled Zhijian who was indulging in sword qi.

"What are you shouting about...... Li Guo's sympathy flooded at this moment: "Cheer for you?" ”

"Nope." The crippled man denied: "Shout out, 'The Force gives me strength!'" ’”

Li Guo trembled all over...... He really couldn't give himself any reason to do such a stupid thing...... Since watching Star Wars as a child, Li Guo really hasn't shouted something like this for many years...... "That...... Can you not say. Li Guo said in a begging tone, and looked at the little new girl and Mo Chou who were staring at him: "This is too stupid." ”

"Nope! Juvenile. The real power bursts out from the bottom of your heart, please tell yourself with faith that you are a pure man! The disabled Zhijian suddenly looked like a young man with a fighting spirit, and roared hysterically at Li Guo: "Burst out the deepest dream in your heart, use your dreams to give yourself wings, you must first tell yourself that you are the strongest!" Just like me! ”

Li Guo was confused by such a speech, he blinked his eyes and stared at the disabled Zhijian: "But I'm not the strongest...... Even a child outside who is not yet developing can break my arm......"

"Nonono, boy. You don't understand the meaning of the strong, if whoever has the most strength is the strong, then you might as well worship the locomotive as a teacher, I remember an old bastard told me back then, real power is something that can't be expressed in words. It's a belief that can make you go to the soup and still smile, chasing the sunset like a teenager. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What did you say...... The old bastard you're talking about isn't the same person I had in mind. ”

"Possibly. He's the master of the unsheathed girl.,An old pervert.,It's said that he's willing to abandon the whole world to find the truth.,It's said that he seems to have been the guardian of this world or something.,The name scared me to death.。 If he had a business card, it was estimated that the title on it would be covered with a two-page sketch paper. ”

Well, sure enough, it's the same person. Rolling his eyes and recalling the uncle of the book soul whose title can be covered with a two-page sketch paper, he seems to have nothing special except for a little chatter and thinks he is unfathomable, he is very low-key, he likes to eat beef and drink Tsingtao beer.

Although it was all created in his own world, Li Guo knew that it must be Tsingtao beer as soon as he drank it, after all, only that kind of beer had an earthy smell that other beers did not have, and it was very refreshing.

"Hurry up! Child. Follow the uncle and shout out! Look at the shape of my mouth, 'The Force gives me strength!' Uncle can't wait, now that you have awakened your uncle, your uncle is going to go out with you to explore the rivers and lakes! ”

Li Guo was a little bit like vomiting blood when he was played by the disabled Zhijian, this guy really matches the name very well, I don't know how old he is and his body is disabled, he can still be so enthusiastic.

"Xianggong...... You just shout. Mo Chou rubbed his eyes: "Mo Chou is thirsty and sleepy." ”

The little new girl also nodded again and again: "Dad, it's not once or twice that you do stupid things......

Li Guo sighed silently, raised the crippled sword scabbard above his head in an embarrassed posture, and shouted weakly: "The Force gives me strength......

"That's not right!" The disabled Zhijian scolded loudly: "Take out the spiritual head that a teenager should have!" Follow me and say that the Force has given me strength!! ”

"The Force has given me strength !!"

After shouting, Li Guo sighed, rolled his eyes and glanced at the disabled Zhijian: "Satisfied, right?" ”

"Good! Good! All right! The handicapped Zhijian was three good in a row, and then the hilt of the sword suddenly shook violently.

The huge power made Li Guo almost not hold it, and then the bare scabbard part actually stretched forward a bright pillar of light, and vaguely restored the body to a normal appearance, but its sword body was not metal, but a pillar of light that kept spitting out golden flames, illuminating the room like the sun.

"Come on, come on, pick a color. Now there are four elements to choose from: Noble Gold, Colorful Blue, Lovely Pink and Glass Blue, and the default color is Noble Gold, which is also my own color. See if you see it, this is the power of the Force, the body that is complemented by pure mental power. Young boy, are you so cool that you there, don't be complacent too early, your uncle will train you as a personal devil, I said, everyone who wakes me up will lose a layer of skin. ”

Li Guo: "......"

(To be continued)