"Finally got it done...... "When Li Guo stuffed his crippled Zhijian into the sword box of Mo Chou and Zhan Lu, the world finally got a trace of peace.

Although the disabled Zhijian is indeed powerful, and he is also really beautiful after being empowered by the Force.

But it's so annoying, annoying that Li Guo, a steady man who usually doesn't have much temper, vaguely wants to poke his eyes and close his ears, and in the end, Mo Chou's bad idea can really stabilize the mood of the disabled Zhijian.

Although there is still a ping-pong noise in the sword box from time to time, after all, there is no chatter nonsense, and the world is as clean as snow.

"Xianggong." Mo Chou rubbed his eyes: "Mo Chou went to sleep." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "You don't sleep here?" ”

Mo Chou shook his head: "Mother-in-law doesn't allow Mo Chou to share the same bed with her husband anymore, so she specially arranged a room for Mo Chou." ”

Saying that, Mo Chou climbed down from the bed, held the sword box, and opened the door with the little new girl who had been sleeping inexplicably, and gave Li Guofei a naughty kiss before closing the door: "Good night." ”

Li Guo smiled and waved at Mo Chou: "Good night, lady." ”

With Mo Chou's snort, the lights and doors of the room were closed. In the room, only the landlord's sister who was holding Li Guo's thigh and not letting go of her hand and drooling was left behind, and Li Guo, who was meditating on how the disabled Zhijian wanted to let herself lose a layer of skin.

But in the end, he still has no ability to speculate about the structure of a neurotic mind, which is much harder than arguing with people about whether time exists or doesn't.

And he is now full of questions about the Huahua class reunion, and he was beaten by Guo Dad in the afternoon, so he was tired and paralyzed when he thought about it.

I didn't even have the strength to lift my arm.

"I'll give you a massage." At this time, the landlord's sister's voice suddenly came: "I'm pretending to be asleep." ”

Li Guo turned his head sideways and pinched her nose: "Why don't you like to chat with people?" ”

The landlord's sister turned over, sat on Li Guo's buttocks, and used a moist cotton swab that she didn't know where to get to clean the bloody wound on Li Guo's back little by little.

"It's a good habit to be alone." The landlord's sister propped herself on Li Guo's shoulders: "I don't trust anyone else except Xin and you." ”

Li Guo was silent for a while: "Why do you believe me?" ”

"Feel it." The landlord's sister buried her nose on Li Guo's head, this action is exactly what Li Guo usually likes to do the most, so far Li Guo has smelled a lot of girls' hair, which is probably also a bad taste of Li Guo.

Li Guo nodded, didn't speak, just lay on the bed relaxed, and gently pinched the landlord's sister's ass with his backhand.

"I always remember the way you looked when I invited you to ramen." The landlord's sister whispered to Li Guo while gently blowing on Li Guo's wound: "At that time, you were much simpler than now. ”

"Isn't it just a year...... Li Guo wanted to turn over, but if he turned over today, the sheet would stick to his back tomorrow and couldn't tear it off.

He didn't want to be a sheet man, so he didn't dare to turn over at all.

"A year can change a lot, boy." The landlord's sister used Li Guo's familiar tone: "You sleep, I'll help you deal with the wound." ”

Li Guo snorted, he was tossed all day, he was really tired, coupled with the landlord's sister behind him with a very strong massage, Li Guo lost consciousness almost in a minute and fell into a deep sleep.

And the landlord's sister also hummed a weird tune while slowly licking Li Guo's wounds. Although the wound on Li Guo's back is a skin injury, it is not light, how can it be regarded as a skin open, but after the saliva of the landlord's sister stained Li Guo's wound, his wound actually produced a worm-like writhing, and the cracked skin and flesh slowly closed to both sides, and finally closed together.

Although there are still clearly visible wounds in the end, these are basically recovered compared to the small wounds and flesh that were accidentally cut by the paper cutter.

Of course, the landlord's sister actually gave Li Guo an anesthetic, this recovery process is not as good as it seems, this kind of rebellious physiological phenomenon needs to pay a great price, and this price acts on people, it is the kind of almost unbearable severe pain, if you don't give anesthesia, Li Guo is estimated to be able to collapse in pain, after all, he is not like the landlord's sister who has 70% to 99% pain immunity.

The landlord's sister, who had done everything, looked at her masterpiece with satisfaction, then sat down at the head of the bed and took out a palm-sized makeup case from her small bag. The vanity box didn't look much different from a normal small box, but when the landlord's sister pulled out a mobile phone card-like card from her watch and stuffed it into a tiny gap at the bottom of the vanity box, the whole vanity box began to change.

The original mirror has been transformed into a display screen with numbers and symbols that resemble the keyboard of a mobile phone. The landlord's sister quickly typed in an extremely long password and pressed it hard in the small compartment of the eyeshadow.

The screen suddenly clicked, and then quickly lit up. On it is the face of the petrel who loves to clean, wearing pajamas, and his face looks like he has not woken up.

"Please give me a reasonable explanation." Haiyan's expression was calm, but her tone was very unkind: "Pregnant women need to rest more." ”

The landlord's sister smiled evilly: "I just told you to get up and shhhh ”

"You're getting more and more oily now, and I hate your sinicization." Haiyan's brows furrowed tightly: "Please cut straight to the point!" Otherwise, I'll cut off the call immediately. ”

"I need you to assemble everyone in the Valkyrie Squad." The landlord's sister nodded: "By the way, I will tell you a happy new year." ”

Haiyan's eyes flashed with doubt: "Valkyrie squad? Can't you contact yourself? And what are you going to do? I'm still looking for the two of them, and the number of our institute has been canceled, and it is said that there has been a big change. ”

The landlord's sister shrugged: "Just be careful yourself, remember to pass on the news to me." As for why you should contact me, because I can't reach ...... I don't go to overseas websites on the Internet here.,It turns out that the camouflage ** website used for emergency contact has actually been blocked here.,I can only use an electric donkey for movies during this time.。 ”

"You...... You idiot. Haiyan seemed a little unbearable: "Won't you use your satellite to pull glasses?" ”

"I'm useful." The landlord's sister nodded seriously: "But its Internet interface is all in English...... After I used Google Translate, I couldn't read it at all. I can only use a few of its default features, such as an energy calculator, a molecular content calculator, and a speedometer or something......"

Haiyan's whole person seemed to be stunned for a moment: "Thank you, thank you for being so generous, using your IQ to make me feel that I am not inferior to you." ”

After saying that, Haiyan directly cut off the video signal, and after agreeing to the landlord's sister's request, even the sound signal was cut off, as if she couldn't bear the landlord's sister anymore.

"Communicator terminal authorization password******" The landlord's sister was talking to the makeup box angrily: "Start the monitoring function, automatically upload the photos of Haiyan bathing No. 05792 to all the ** websites around the world, and pay to watch it!" ”

With that, she triumphantly closed the makeup case and packed everything away. But at this time, Li Guo's shoulders suddenly shook non-stop. And the mouth stuffed on the pillow also made a fart-like pop sound...... "You...... Why weren't you anesthetized? The landlord's sister was stunned at the time: "That kind of hurt......"

Li Guo raised his head from the already soaked pillow with a pale face: "Stupid...... Stupid, you gave me an immunization shot...... I've long been immune to anesthesia or something. ”

The landlord's sister opened her mouth and looked at Li Guo: "You have been awake since just now?" ”

Li Guo nodded: "I was asleep, but then I was woken up by pain......"

"Why don't you say a word...... the landlord's sister has red eyes, and she hugged Li Guo's head: "That kind of pain...... It's not a normal person who can tolerate ......"

Li Guo groaned and took a bite of the soft flesh on the landlord's sister's waist: "I have always been able to endure the pain, and I can't bear to see your cute side." I couldn't help but laugh......"

"Stupid." The landlord's sister slapped Li Guo's shoulder: "How can you accommodate people like this." ”

Li Guo sat up and touched his back: "It's really all right...... How do you do it? ”

"The protein vitality in my body is more than 13,000 times that of a normal person, as long as there is a piece of meat left, it can be regenerated in five minutes, so it's called a phoenix......" The landlord's sister was surprisingly speaking in a coquettish tone: "Saliva also carries this kind of thing." ”

Li Guo touched his chin and looked the landlord's sister up and down: "That's it...... You're only about ten minutes pregnant before you can have a baby...... In other words, one day we go to the shower, and when I come back, I can see that you are breastfeeding a newborn one......"

The landlord's sister rolled her eyes and thought for a moment, then shook her head: "There is reproductive isolation ......"

After speaking, the landlord's sister turned over and rode on Li Guo: "You are not feeling well today, I will take care of you." I'm on it. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears: "You all know that I'm uncomfortable, can you let me go......"

"No way!" The landlord's sister leaned down and touched the tip of Li Guo's nose, and her eyes looked at each other: "I order you!" ”

Do you need to give orders for this kind of thing...... Li Guo kissed the landlord's sister lightly on the lips with a little helplessness.

It was the middle of the night again, and Li Guo was refreshed, but he was so tired that he couldn't straighten his waist...... When he fell asleep and woke up groggily, he found that it was already dark, and the landlord's sister was still lying on top of him and sleeping soundly.

Whereas...... And the little new girl was holding a turtle-like doll standing at the head of Li Guo's bed, staring at Li Guo with sparkling eyes.

After seeing Li Guo wake up, she stretched out her little short finger and pointed at Li Guo and the landlord's sister: "You adults, ......"

"Xinxin......" Li Guo hugged the landlord's sister and shrunk into the bed: "You...... When did you come in? ”

The little new girl walked back and forth in front of Li Guo with her hands behind her back, looking like a little adult: "Look at you, what kind of system you have become." It's been five minutes since I've been in, and you're still hugging each other, so unguarded. ”

Li Guo took a sip in her heart, Xiaoxin's sister is mentally shielded, and she showed Li Guo last time, except for the camera and the camera, no one can see her when she turns on the shield, even Mo Chou has to search carefully for a long time to find out the exact location of Xiaoxin's sister.

At this time, the landlord's sister also woke up slowly, glanced at Xiaoxin with confused eyes, and then rolled off Li Guo naked unscrupulously, sat at the head of the bed and stretched, and glanced at Xiaoxin's sister casually: "What time is it?" ”

The little new girl raised her hand and glanced at the children's watch in her hand: "Eight and four." ”

The landlord's sister sighed and slipped into the bed: "I'll sleep a little longer." ”

"Daddy's dad went to the bathroom three minutes ago, and daddy's mom took me out for breakfast twenty minutes ago." The little new girl said thoughtfully: "Mom, do you love Dad?" ”

Li Guo and the landlord's sister were stunned for a moment, and they didn't understand what the little new girl meant by this. It's just a difference in looking at the little new girl.

"Ahem......" Xiaoxin girl nodded: "I love, then if you don't get up now, after Dad's father or Dad's mother sees it, Dad has a 71% chance of being beaten again today." ”

After speaking, the little new girl glanced at Li Guo helplessly, then sighed silently, held the doll behind her back, and walked out of the room step by step, and after she walked out, the lock of the door was automatically locked.

"You can sleep for a while......" Li Guo twisted the landlord's sister's face while getting dressed: "I have to get up, otherwise I will really be eaten by my father." ”

The landlord's sister touched her chin and looked at Li Guo: "Just now Xiaoxin asked me if I love you." Want to know the answer? ”

Li Guo grinned: "I don't want to." I went out first. ”

Looking at Li Guo's back as he went out, the landlord's sister smiled: "Count you smart." ”

After Li Guo brushed his teeth and washed his face and came to the hall, Guo's father was playing chess with him, and after seeing Li Guo, he hooked his finger at Li Guo and pointed to the position opposite him: "Win my game, I'll answer you a question." I win a set, and I ask you a question. ”

Li Guo sighed, immediately faced the battle, sat behind the chessboard, and quietly chose the color of the chess.

"Ouch! Play chess! The bird spirit didn't know when he woke up, and as soon as he got out of the door of the guest room, he screamed excitedly, and then jumped behind Li Guo: "Chess is good!" I'm the most proficient, Li Guo, don't be afraid, I'll give you tips. ”

Li Guo and Guo's father turned their heads to look at her in unison, and then the two of them tacitly attacked and defended each other at a fast speed, and played a game of chess in six seconds.

"I lost." Li Guo smiled: "Come again." ”

The bird spirit collapsed on the spot...... She didn't even figure out how Li Guo's cannon was lost just now, and how Guo's father's car was gone. I don't know how Li Guo was ...... by the general, "You are busy......" Bird Zijing is dressed in sportswear: "I went out for a morning run......"

After saying that, she jumped out and sang "The early bird gets the worm......

"It's clear." Li Guo looked outside, and the beautiful winter sun was spilling through the gap in the stubble of the sycamore tree to the window: "It's really good weather." ”

Guo Dad smiled and nodded: "Yes, this shows that Xiaokui is in a good mood." Okay, I've got you a question, what are you going to do? ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What to do?" Is it a woman or those things? ”

"Two." Guo's father handed Li Guo a cigarette: "I want to hear what you messed with." ”

Li Guo shook his head: "You know my surname, wait for it to come to the door." ”

After speaking, he began to silently code and choose colors silently.

"It can't go on like this." Guo Dad tapped the chessboard with his hand: "You have to take action to settle things by yourself, I won't help at all." ”

"I didn't expect you to help me, I'll wait until the New Year, I'll go and settle things." Li Guo waved his hand at the chessboard: "Let's start." ”

And at this time, Mo Chou rubbed his eyes and came out of the room: "Morning...... Xianggong, early ...... Daddy ......"

Mo Chou walked behind Li Guo and looked at the chessboard behind him: "Mo Chou is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." ”

Li Guo turned around and pinched Mo Chou's face: "This sentence Mo Chou baby help me." ”

"Good!" Mo Chou happily sat in Li Guo's arms and started playing chess with Guo's father.

Can...... It's just eight steps, and it's worth eight steps...... Mo Chou was stiffened by Guo Dad, and without stealing or changing his son, Mo Chou, who claimed to be highly skilled, was strangled ...... "Xianggong...... That one...... Mo Chou went to cook......" said Mo Chou with a face full of shame and went into the kitchen, and began to light a fire to cook.

"I'm losing again." Li Guo smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Tragedy." ”

"You're regressing. Don't keep playing flying chess, okay? Guo's father hated that iron could not be made of steel, and he beat Li Guo: "You can tie with me at the age of sixteen." ”

"Old...... Li Guo teased without being big or small: "And it's not as old as you." ”

"Okay, no more wordy. I'll give you three months, can you make yourself powerful? Guo Dad touched his bearded chin: "At least it can be better than the old bird." ”

Li Guo shook his head silently: "I want to do it too, but this matter ...... It depends on serendipity. ”

Guo Dad nodded: "Yes." As soon as possible, let me hold a grandson by the way, I am most optimistic about the bird's bird, she has a thin waist and a big ass, and it looks like the ass of giving birth to a son. ”

Li Guo was slightly surprised...... This daddy...... Yesterday, he also beat Li Guo because of Wan Evil Yin...... Instill that idea today.

"Unfilial piety has three nos." Guo Dad's eyes burst out: "Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what you're thinking." ”

Li Guo didn't say anything and continued to yard.

At this time, Father Bird walked out wearing a sweater printed with a bear pattern, and then watched Li Guo and his son playing chess from a distance, his face changed, and he turned around and went back to the room...... After a while, he walked out wearing a leather jacket and jeans, and rolled his sleeves: "Come on, come on, who will accompany me to fight for three hundred rounds!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Guo and Guo's father closed their eyes at the same time, and then actually started to play blind chess. Although it is a blind chess, but the two of you compete for me, and they actually do not fall short at all in the Chu River Han realm, and they can eat each other's sons at every move, until Li Guo makes a detour and has one more son left than Guo's father...... Daddy Bird grew his mouth, then stood up and turned on the TV: "Who wants to play with you two perverts......"

"I won." Li Guo laughed: "I just have one question." ”

"What is your true identity?" Li Guo lit the cigarette just now: "This is the old rule, but you are not allowed to be sloppy." ”

Guo Dad glanced at Bird Daddy and pinched his temples: "It's a tragedy......"

(To be continued)