"You are the oldest, why should I report to you!" Liu Xiangyu was stunned for a moment, and then sneered contemptuously, "In my eyes, you are nothing, understand!" ”

"Since you are so ignorant, then I will teach you a good lesson, so that you can understand something." Han Xiaowan said sarcastically, "Liu Xiangyu, if you don't want to humiliate yourself, just get out of the way for me." In that case, I promise not to sweep you out of the house and save you some face. ”

"I'm the one who should save your face." Liu Xiangyu raised his voice and shouted, "Han Xiaowan, don't forget that this is my room, you are not qualified to talk to me like this." If it weren't for the fact that you were a girl, I would have dragged you out of the hospital with a handful of lives, hum! ”

"You want to be rough, don't you?" Han Xiaowan deliberately lowered her voice and said, "Of course, I am self-aware, knowing that I can't fight a weak woman like you, but it doesn't matter, I can call 110 and let the police uncle protect me." Hehe! ”

"You occupied someone else's room, and you were unreasonable, and now you dare to call the police uncle to protect you, I don't admire you!" Liu Xiangyu sneered, "Han Xiaowan, you are a strange flower, a rare strange flower in the world, I am an eye-opener, hum!" ”

"It's good to know, then why don't you get out of the way quickly, don't you want to stay here and bring shame on yourself!" Han Xiaowan raised her face and said arrogantly, "Do you want me to do it myself?" ”

"This sentence should be what I want to say to you, but I'm embarrassed to say it, for fear of hurting your face." Liu Xiangyu snorted coldly and said, "Han Xiaowan, I hope you can be interesting, turn around and go upstairs as soon as possible, or don't blame me for giving you face, do you hear!" ”

"I didn't hear what you said, say it again." Han Xiaowan pretended to be a hypothetical sentence.

"Don't pretend, it's not interesting, you know!" Liu Xiangyu said sarcastically, then raised his eyebrows, and said in a low and powerful voice, "Get out of the way, or don't blame me for being rude." ”

"Move, move, you just want to see you, how can you be rough with me!" Han Xiaowan said provocatively, "Liu Xiangyu, if you don't dare to be rude to me, you will be a turtle bastard." ”

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu originally wanted to threaten Han Xiaowan with these words, but she didn't expect to be defeated by her, so she was so angry that she couldn't speak for a while, and finally yelled, "Get out of the way!" ”

"No, I don't, I don't!" Han Xiaowan spread her arms into a line, covering the narrow corridor, tilted her head and smiled, "Liu Xiangyu, you persuade you to retreat despite the difficulties." ”

"Don't go so far, Han Xiaowan, it's not good for you to anger me!" Liu Xiangyu said.

"What can you do to me, dare you throw me down this staircase?" Han Xiaowan sneered disapprenously, "Come on, Liu Xiangyu, I don't dare to lend you the guts." ”

"Hey, Han Xiaowan, do you have to force me to make a move to be happy!" Liu Xiangyu couldn't help but roar angrily, "Tell you, my patience is limited, don't challenge my limit." ”

"If you don't challenge, how can you know your limits, so I have to challenge it." Liu Xiangyu said teasingly, "As for me, I don't have to worry about your violence at all, because there is a police uncle to protect me." Even if the police uncle is too late for a while, and unfortunately you beat me up, I will only suffer the pain of flesh and skin, and you will have to pay for the medical expenses, and if you don't do it well, you will have to squat in the shift room. So before you get into it, you have to touch your wallet and think about going to jail. ”

"You...... Even if I make money and go to jail, I have to go into my room. Liu Xiangyu roared menacingly, "Han Xiaowan, I'll count ten times, if you don't dodge again, I'll do it." ”

"Count, don't say dozens of times, even if you count a hundred times and a thousand, I won't dodge." Han Xiaowan sneered and said, "Liu Xiangyu, I'm just waiting for you to do something to me." Come on! ”

"One, two, three......" Liu Xiangyu turned a deaf ear and counted loudly.

Han Xiaowan didn't take Liu Xiangyu's threat in her eyes at all, revealing the calmness and composure of Taishan who collapsed forward without changing her color, and looked at the other party's gaze with a provocative meaning, and with a pout, there was a contemptuous smile on her face. When she counted to ten, she deliberately provoked the sentence:

"When you're done counting, it's time for you to perform. Come on, Liu Xiangyu! ”

After that, Han Xiaowan laughed at Liu Xiangyu a few times, not to mention how happy she was.

Liu Xiangyu seemed to be angered by the happy laughter in his ears, and as soon as his face sank, he raised his legs and rushed up, and when he saw Han Xiaowan blocking his way with his hand, he reached out and pushed him away without hesitation. Han Xiaowan first yelled angrily, and then involuntarily stepped back two steps, spreading her arms to continue to block the opponent's attack, while threatening him loudly.

At this moment, Liu Xiangyu had a momentum of moving forward bravely, he saw that Han Xiaowan gave in, the corners of his mouth hooked up, revealing an extremely contemptuous smile, and continued to rush up. Strangely, instead of showing fear on Han Xiaowan's face, she looked very calm and composed, with a provocative look flashing in her eyes with a faint smile, and she also deliberately shook the broom in her hand at Liu Xiangyu.

Liu Xiangyu seemed to be annoyed by the other party's expression, and reached out to grab her wrist holding the broom, and pushed it to the side. I thought that the other party would scold angrily, but she actually grinned, leaned on him, and hooked one arm around his neck, and laughed again. Liu Xiangyu seemed to have been attacked suddenly, and he couldn't help but be stunned. Without waiting for him to come back to his senses, she said softly:

"Let's go, why are you still stunned, did you move my tenderness, haha!"

"You nerves, why do you want to do such a childish and ridiculous act!" Liu Xiangyu said angrily, while reaching out to push the other party's arm, "Let go, do you hear it." ”

"I didn't hear it, I'm so sorry that I have selective deafness in my ears!" Han Xiaowan said playfully, and at the same time shrank the arm wrapped around the handsome guy's neck and hooked it tighter.

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu sighed helplessly and said, "Han Xiaowan, why are you so thick-skinned, unbelievably thick, outrageous, unique in the world!" ”

"No way, because I like you!" Han Xiaowan pretended to be helpless and shook her head and sighed, and said, "Let's just say tonight, I was obviously angry with you, and I ended up making a table of sumptuous meals waiting for you to eat." Seriously, I also scolded myself for why I was so cheap! ”

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu was a little moved in his heart, but he deliberately scolded, "You are cheap!" ”

"Yes, the scolding is right, I'm a cheap." Han Xiaowan laughed at herself, "However, Liu Xiangyu, you have to bear this responsibility, because you made me like this." ”

"Don't lie to me, this has nothing to do with me." Liu Xiangyu argued.

"You want to shirk responsibility, but there is no door!" Han Xiaowan glared at the handsome guy beside her, then pointed to the wine and food on the dinner table, and said happily, "Come, let's have dinner together." ”

After saying this, Han Xiaowan let go of the hand that hooked Liu Xiangyu's neck, and walked towards the stove with a soft voice while inviting Liu Xiangyu to take a seat.

Liu Xiangyu glanced at Han Xiaowan's departing back, looked at the wine and food on the table, and muttered inexplicably in his heart, not knowing what kind of medicine this hateful guy's gourd contained. However, the good dishes on the table aroused his appetite, and a slight smile appeared on his face, and then he bent down and sat down on the stool beside him, grabbed his chopsticks and stretched out to the plate of braised pig's trotters. He stuffed a piece of braised pig's trotters into his mouth, chewing slowly and secretly applauding in his heart. To be honest, Han Xiaowan's dishes are really delicious.

Han Xiaowan walked over with two steaming dishes in her hands, and when she saw Liu Xiangyu eating the dishes she made so greedily, her heart was full of joy, and her face was full of smug and happy smiles. She made fun of the glutton, and turned back to the stove to serve the food.

After a few rounds of back and forth, all the dishes that had been kept warm in the pot were brought to the table. Liu Xiangyu saw a table full of dishes, so he raised his eyes and stared at the girl sitting opposite, and asked suspiciously:

"Hey, what day is it, why do you cook so many dishes?"

"Wedding day." Han Xiaowan made a joke, and then laughed again.

"You have to be measured when you're joking, you know!" Liu Xiangyu said with a straight face, "What kind of wedding day, even you can say this kind of thing, it's unbelievable." Nonsense! ”

"Liu Xiangyu, you see that the two of us live in the same room, don't we look like a young couple?" Han Xiaowan continued to say nonchalantly, "I always feel that we are married. ”

"I think you're dizzy, don't you see the curtain, it's separating the two of us!" Liu Xiangyu straightened his face and said, "Open your eyes and tell nonsense, it's extremely hateful!" ”

"If you don't like it, just take off the curtain, roll the ground again, and get into my bed!" Han Xiaowan said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Liu Xiangyu glared at Han Xiaowan and said, "Eat!" ”

When Han Xiaowan saw Liu Xiangyu's angry appearance, she couldn't help but laugh and said:

"What kind of food to eat, look at this table of good dishes, how can you not drink some wine. Come, drink! ”

As she spoke, Han Xiaowan reached out and grabbed the bottle of liquor from the table and wanted to pour it into Liu Xiangyu's cup. Liu Xiangyu didn't seem to be interested in drinking, so he blocked the wine bottle and said lukewarmly:

"I really don't want to drink, you have to drink yourself, don't pour it into my glass."

"Hey, Liu Xiangyu, did you mean to make this girl angry?" Han Xiaowan's face immediately changed, and she said angrily, "You made an unforgivable mistake today, I not only forgave you, but also specially made so many good dishes to entertain you, you just stretch out your chopsticks to eat, and don't even say thank you." That's it, I don't even want to drink with me now, it's too much. Saying that, he forcibly poured the wine, "Come, drink, it can be regarded as an apology to me." ”

When Liu Xiangyu said this to Han Xiaowan, he was embarrassed to stop it again, and smiled helplessly:

"I really can't help it when I meet someone like you, okay, then let's drink some."

"It's not to drink a little, it's to accompany me to drink a lot, and it's best to get drunk." Han Xiaowan turned her anger into joy, and said with a smile, "Liu Xiangyu, don't spoil my interest." ”

"Han Xiaowan, it's not that you don't know how much I drink, so you should be aware of it." A slight smile appeared on the corner of Liu Xiangyu's mouth, and he raised his voice and said, "If you want to fight with me, it will definitely be you who will be drunk at that time, there is no doubt about it, so you don't fight." ”

"I know you're better than I am, but I'm not afraid at all, because I don't care about getting drunk." Han Xiaowan looked at Liu Xiangyu and said with a charming smile, "Let me tell you, I just want to get drunk, so that I can be happy, because you serve me." ”

"Think beautifully!" Liu Xiangyu deliberately said ruthlessly, "If you get drunk, I will throw you in the courtyard and let the whistling north wind freeze you to death, then I will be happy." ”

"Cold-blooded animals!" Han Xiaowan glanced at Liu Xiangyu, scolded in a deep voice, and then said with a smile, "I know you won't do this, because you are kind by nature." ”

"It's because you discovered my fatal flaw that you dare to bully me like this." Liu Xiangyu pretended to be angry and said, "But don't go too far, or don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

"Whoever bullied you, don't get cheap and sell well." Han Xiaowan smiled, "Don't say anything else, just take today's incident as an example, it's obvious that you did something wrong, not only did I not blame you or punish you, but I also made so many good dishes to comfort you, is this bullying you!" ”

"It's better to say than to sing!" Liu Xiangyu said deliberately, "Look at the fierce look you looked on the stairs just now, don't you want to drive me away, do you still want to entertain me well?" ”

"Isn't that kidding you, if I really didn't let you in, I would have locked the broken courtyard door with a lock a long time ago, can you still fly in?" Han Xiaowan said with a smile, "Say you're smart, but in fact, sometimes you're really stupid, you don't even understand this simple truth, and you compete with me so seriously, now that you think about it, you feel funny." ”

Speaking of this, Han Xiaowan couldn't help but laugh out loud, very happy.

"It's hard to laugh to death, don't you know the convergence point, it's really ugly!" Liu Xiangyu laughed mockingly, "Forget it, I don't want to talk to you anymore, drink the bar." ”

Liu Xiangyu picked up the wine glass and stretched it out to Han Xiaowan, as if to toast her, but quickly retracted his hand again, put the glass to his lips, took a sip, and put down the wine glass.

Han Xiaowan saw that Liu Xiangyu wanted to respect but disrespected his own wine, so she pretended to be displeased and said:

"Do you know how to be polite, I've worked hard all afternoon, and you don't even respect me."

"Toast or not, that's my business, why are you embarrassed to force me!" Liu Xiangyu sneered, "Han Xiaowan, I think you want to carry forward your domineering spirit more and more, needless to say about other things, even this toast you have to do this, extreme." ”

"It's not that I like to do this, it's that you're too ignorant, so I have to shoulder the sacred mission of educating you." Han Xiaowan strained her face and said, "Don't talk nonsense, respect my mentor." ”

"Shameless!" Liu Xiangyu scolded, raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't toast, you can ......"