Chapter 0190: Trying to get him drunk
"Don't make your character so good!" Han Xiaowan said-for-tat, "If you really don't respect my wine, it's you who is ashamed, if it weren't for me Han Xiaowan, I understand!" ”
"Forget it, but you have the cheekiness to beg me to toast, then I will salute you. [Ran^Text^Library] Liu Xiangyu said with a high posture, "However, what I want to affirm is that the toast is based on these dishes, not you Han Xiaowan herself, otherwise even if you kill me, I won't toast this glass of wine." ”
"It's okay." Han Xiaowan replied with a generous smile, "I know that you are looking for a step for yourself to save some face in front of me, so that you can shine a little light on your face." ”
"Don't be so self-righteous, am I the kind of person who wants to save face!" Liu Xiangyu was caught in the heart of what the other party said, but pretended to deny it casually, "Let me tell you, I don't want to respect your nasty wine at all, I was just forced to do it helplessly." ”
"Oh, that's the case, that means my energy is still quite big, big enough to hold you down, which is indeed a great thing, and I'm very happy. As soon as I'm happy, I don't mind anything, and you just have to respect me for the sake of the food. Han Xiaowan said with a smile, "However, you have to pour a full bottle of wine to salute me, and you have to dry it in one go." As for me, it's natural to drink a little bit with you on behalf of the dishes. ”
"You ......" Liu Xiangyu was speechless for a while, and said angrily, "How can you calculate me like this." ”
"How can this be called calculation, Liu Xiangyu, do you understand the rules on the wine table?" Han Xiaowan retorted confidently, "I toast others, and I deserve to fill the glass, so as to show that you are wholeheartedly." As for me, of course I don't have to eat a full cup, because you respect the dishes I make, not me. I'll have some wine with you, just because it represents my intentions, and if my food can be drunk, I don't have to drink it at all. ”
"What kind of crooked reasoning, if you don't want to drink it, you will pull it down, and I don't like to force others to do what they don't want to do like you." Liu Xiangyu sneered, "Forget it, you don't have to drink that wine with me." ”
"A gentleman's word, it's hard to chase a horse, I, Han Xiaowan, am a trustworthy person, how can I lose my trust to you Liu Xiangyu." Han Xiaowan said solemnly while adding wine to the other party's glass.
"Okay, you can drink it if you want, and I won't snatch your glass anyway." Liu Xiangyu looked at Han Xiaowan and smiled, and scolded nonchalantly, "What a hateful guy!" ”
"The most hateful person should be you, do you know it!" Han Xiaowan replied, then raised the wine to show the other party, and said with a smile, "On behalf of my dishes, I will accompany you to drink a little." ”
After speaking, Han Xiaowan put the rim of the cup on her soft red lips and took a sip.
"You really did what you said, just a little bit, I'm afraid your throat didn't even get wet." Liu Xiangyu looked at Han Xiaowan and smiled mockingly, "Okay, it's a trustworthy person." ”
"Needless to say." Han Xiaowan smiled proudly, "Come, I'll pour you another glass of wine." ”
"You're welcome, I'll fall myself, so I won't bother you." Liu Xiangyu snatched the wine bottle from Han Xiaowan's hand and said, "I want to pour wine for you, drink the cup in front of the door." ”
"I will naturally drink my wine, so I won't worry about you." Han Xiaowan said with a wry smile.
"I've drunk a full glass of wine, how can you not drink it?" Liu Xiangyu said excitedly, "Han Xiaowan, I know that you are a person who drinks very happily, don't let me down." ”
"Liu Xiangyu, when have I ever let you down, especially in this drinking, I have never let you down." Han Xiaowan said seriously, "You said yes! ”
"In that case, then you can give me a full cup first." Liu Xiangyu doesn't like to force people to drink, especially women, but this time he did the opposite.
"Don't worry, a full toast, I'll do it, you just have to rest assured." Han Xiaowan said slowly, "Liu Xiangyu, now is the time for you to fulfill your obligations. ”
"What obligation do I have to fulfill to you?" Liu Xiangyu asked puzzled.
"You have violated the agreement between us, shouldn't you be held responsible?" Han Xiaowan asked rhetorically, "Liu Xiangyu, you should understand what I mean." ”
"I don't understand, just tell me." Liu Xiangyu pretended to be confused and replied to Han Xiaowan.
"You don't understand? Come on, you're pretending to be confused. Han Xiaowan sneered, "Okay, then I'll just say it." Liu Xiangyu, if you violate the agreement, then you will be punished as you deserve. I saw that your attitude was okay, so I gave you a light sentence and punished you with five glasses of wine. ”
"What, you mean to get me drunk, right?" Liu Xiangyu glared at Han Xiaowan angrily, and said puzzledly, "I don't understand, I'm drunk, what's in it for you." ”
"The problem is that you can't get drunk, don't you just have five glasses of wine, can you put a wine fairy in your glass? If that's the case, then don't boast about yourself in front of me in the future. Han Xiaowan glanced at Liu Xiangyu, and then urged, "Drink, don't be in front of me." ”
"Han Xiaowan, you have to know that this is a high-grade liquor, and the cup is so big, drinking five glasses in a row will really get drunk in front of you." Liu Xiangyu shook the glass in his hand, and said exaggeratedly with a bitter face, "Otherwise, I will punish three glasses, what do you think?" ”
"Don't tell me about the conditions, just five cups, half a cup can't be less." Han Xiaowan said decisively.
"You...... Didn't you mean to get me drunk! Liu Xiangyu frowned and said.
Yes, I'm just going to find a way to get you drunk so that I can achieve my goal, but my heart's desire. Han Xiaowan said to herself in her heart, but said in a gentle voice:
"You misunderstood me, how can I be willing to get you drunk, but the law is not forgiving."
"If there is no mercy in the law, don't make a big fuss." Liu Xiangyu said in a begging tone, "Han Xiaowan, for the sake of your friendship with me, just punish three cups, I beg you." ”
"I'll fine you five cups, it's already on the love between us, or I'll have to punish you with ten cups." Han Xiaowan smiled and said, "Liu Xiangyu, you are a lot, so why bother with these two glasses of wine." Manly husband drink refreshingly, don't grind! ”
"You really can't be extrajudicially favorable?" Liu Xiangyu asked Han Xiaowan in a different tone.
"Can't!" Han Xiaowan waved her hand and insisted, "Five cups, five cups can't be less." ”
"Count you ruthless!" Liu Xiangyu snorted angrily and shouted, "Okay, five cups are five cups, hum!" ”
"Refreshing." Han Xiaowan was happy, and praised with a thumbs up, "Five cups in a row." ”
"It's okay to drink it in a row, but you'll have to let me have a drink." Liu Xiangyu replied.
"Yes." Han Xiaowan said, "However, you can't delay time by eating vegetables. Well, so be it, you'll have to drink all the wine in five minutes, or you'll be fined two more glasses. ”
"Drink five glasses of wine in five minutes, Han Xiaowan, you're too much." Liu Xiangyu said angrily, and then begged, "Why don't you drink it in ten minutes, what do you think?" ”
"No, just five minutes." Han Xiaowan smiled firmly in her tone, "Liu Xiangyu, you are a criminal today, you are not qualified to negotiate conditions with me, you can only do as I say." ”
"It's too much, Han Xiaowan, you're too much!" Liu Xiangyu almost gritted his teeth and said, was silent for a moment, and then slapped the table and said loudly, "Okay, five minutes is five minutes." ”
"That's right, a manly husband has to be bold when he drinks, and it's just a big deal to get drunk, so why bother bargaining with the little girl." Han Xiaowan slapped the table excitedly and smiled, "Seriously, Liu Xiangyu, what I like is your heroic spirit." ”
"Don't say such nice things, I know you mean to harm me." Liu Xiangyu said angrily, "Forget it, don't talk about it, take out your mobile phone to time, save me time." ”
After saying this, Liu Xiangyu took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and put it on the table.
At this time, Han Xiaowan also took the mobile phone on the table in her hand and said with a smile:
"Liu Xiangyu, hurry up and grab the wine glass, I'm about to start the timer. Ready, begin. ”
Liu Xiangyu is also racing against time, seeing that Han Xiaowan started the timer, he hurriedly picked up the wine glass and poured it into his mouth, swallowing a full glass of wine into his stomach with a grunt. Then, he hurried up to pick up the chopsticks and eat the vegetables, while urging Han Xiaowan to pour the wine quickly and not to deliberately delay the time.
Han Xiaowan is indeed not a villain, and she will never use this way to achieve her goals, so when she saw Liu Xiangyu put the wine glass on the table, she hurriedly grabbed the wine bottle and poured the wine.
Liu Xiangyu swallowed the food in his mouth, reached out and took the wine from Han Xiaowan's hand, and without looking at it, he poured it into his mouth, as if drinking boiled water. After four glasses of wine, he looked at his phone, and with two minutes left, he slowly began to eat.
Han Xiaowan didn't have anything to say when she saw him like this, because this was allowed by the rules, and the other party made full use of the rules, which was not wrong in itself, and she had no right to blame. When the appointed time was approaching, she handed over the glass of wine that had been poured long ago, and reminded the other party:
"Liu Xiangyu, the time is almost up, don't eat dog meat in the sky, and you will be punished then."
"What's the hurry, don't you have five seconds!" Liu Xiangyu scratched his eyes at the other party, and then ordered, "Han Xiaowan, you count me on my phone, and I will drink it until the last second." ”
"Okay, I'll be happy to help you." Han Xiaowan smiled, "Start, one, two......"
Liu Xiangyu estimated that it was about to be time, so he quickly reached out and picked up the wine glass from the table, tilted his neck, drained all the full glass of wine with a grunt, and said to Han Xiaowan:
"What's the matter, I didn't exceed the time you set, you shouldn't punish me again!"
"You know that I am a man who keeps my word, and since you have not violated the rules, I will naturally not punish you." Han Xiaowan said seriously, "Okay, this is the end of the punishment." ”
"Okay, it's all over." Liu Xiangyu was a little drunk, and said with a smile, "Han Xiaowan, I've drunk five glasses of wine in a row, and I'm about to get drunk, so let's drink here tonight." ”
Han Xiaowan saw that Liu Xiangyu's tongue was a little curled when he spoke, and she knew that he was a little drunk, but this little drunkness was not enough for her to successfully complete her plan, so she smiled and said:
"If you don't hear people say that people who are really drunk, they will not say that they are drunk, in other words, if you say that you are drunk, you are not drunk, and you can continue to drink. Come, drink. ”
"Hey, Han Xiaowan, do you really want to get me drunk before you let go!" Liu Xiangyu couldn't hold his breath and asked, "What do you say you are doing this, and what is your purpose?" ”
"Why do you say so ugly, how can I have any ulterior motives." Han Xiaowan was stunned, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Even if there is a purpose, it is to make you drink to your heart's content, of course, it is also to make me happy, understand." ”
"I should believe all your words, and you don't have to explain them anymore." Liu Xiangyu said in a soothing tone, "Speaking of drinking, Han Xiaowan, it's your turn to behave now." ”
"Okay, no problem." Han Xiaowan replied briskly, "Come, handsome guy, I respect you." ”
"It's okay to toast me, but I'm just casual, you have to drain all the wine in the glass." Liu Xiangyu proposed, "Han Xiaowan, what do you think of my suggestion, is it acceptable?" ”
"Of course not." Han Xiaowan shook her head slightly, and then smiled mockingly, "Liu Xiangyu, I really don't understand, how can you be embarrassed to make such a suggestion." You must know that this lady is the first priority, it is the example that you men should be, and the demeanor you should have. ”
"Yes, you're right." Liu Xiangyu replied, "But the problem is that I have already drunk more than five glasses of wine, and you haven't eaten half a cup yet, why are you embarrassed not to drink it, Han Xiaowan!" ”
"Those who can work harder, you are a man, and you drink well, so you should drink more." Han Xiaowan smiled and said, "I think so, I'll do it all, how about you drink half of it?" ”
"You...... Aren't you taking advantage of me again? Liu Xiangyu smiled helplessly.
"It's the other way around, you should be taking advantage of me." Han Xiaowan rolled the other party's eyes and said with a smile, "The five glasses of wine you drank just now belong to punishment wine, and they can't be regarded as normal drinking." ”
"Sophistry!" Liu Xiangyu said, "Forget it, don't talk about it, just drink as you say." ”
"Good!" Han Xiaowan stretched out the wine glass and said with a smile, "Come, clink glasses." ”
Liu Xiangyu smiled, raised the wine glass, and touched it lightly with Han Xiaowan.
Han Xiaowan was also happy to drink, she drained all the full glass of wine in one go, and intentionally stuck out her tongue at Liu Xiangyu, made a very cute grimace, and then grabbed the wine glass and poured it full of wine for herself, and when she raised her eyes, she saw that the other party's wine glass was half empty, and she was about to fill his wine glass.
Seeing this, Liu Xiangyu hurriedly stretched out his hand to block the wine bottle and said to Han Xiaowan:
"Don't don't, don't add any more wine to my glass, I really can't drink anymore."
"Liu Xiangyu, you can't be so unrighteous, I just came to the wine festival, you don't want to drink with me, what kind of thing is this!" Han Xiaowan glared at Liu Xiangyu dissatisfiedly, and insisted on reaching out the wine bottle to his wine glass, "If you don't let me pour the wine, I'll be anxious with you." ”
"Han Xiaowan, don't be so strong, I really don't want to drink anymore, you just understand whether I'm okay or not, I beg you." Liu Xiangyu begged with a bitter face