At night, Niu Tiangou lay in bed and couldn't sleep.

As soon as I closed my eyes, the figures of Peony Girl, Cao Yanfang, and Su Mohan kept appearing alternately in my mind, swaying back and forth, and I couldn't drive them away.

He couldn't help but take the three conditions on the "Erotic Love Formula" and put them on these three girls for comparison.

Aside from the material conditions - at this time, the countryside generally did not talk about material conditions (Su Mohan, like him, had just come out of work and could not talk about material conditions), the appearance conditions of the peony girl were undoubtedly the best, height, appearance, figure, weight, age, and skin color, one in a hundred, which made him feel uneasy, and the only deficiency was the spiritual condition - the cultural level was too low, that is, a quasi-illiteracy.

Su Mohan is undoubtedly the best in terms of spiritual conditions, culture and education, ability, temperament and cultivation, etc., naturally better than Peony Girl and Cao Yanfang, of course, the shortcomings are also obvious, the appearance in the appearance conditions is poor-a little close to the long-faced girl, the personality and emotional intelligence in the mental conditions are poor-perhaps due to the innate influence of appearance, humble and slightly depressed, not good at taking the initiative to communicate and communicate with others (this is similar to him), not enthusiastic, not lively, bringing people a cold and lonely mood.

And Cao Yanfang is between the two of them - she has the strengths of both physical and mental conditions, but her height and weight are slightly inferior to the peony girl, and her culture and education are not as good as Su Mohan.

On the whole, he was willing to choose Cao Yanfang, but she ...... Alas, that's it, now that he has it at his fingertips, the one who can catch it is the peony girl, if he really chooses her, he is willing, without regrets, as for Su Mohan...... Although he always felt that she had the shadow of a girl with a long face, since it was Mr. Tang who deliberately pulled the strings, it means that there must be something in her that is compatible with him, and he believes in Mr. Tang's life experience and love for him, maybe choosing her is his best choice at present......

Thinking about it in such a mess, my mind gradually fell into a state of chaos before I knew it...... In a daze, there seemed to be a blue lotus pond in front of his eyes again, and the hazy figure of Uncle Taurus by the pool gradually became clear again......

Niu Tiangou hurriedly stepped forward and greeted, "Uncle Taurus Xing......"

"Ho-ho-ho...... You're coming to me again so soon? Uncle Taurus turned around and smiled, "Say, what's the matter?" ”

"Can you tell me about ......?"

Niu Tiangou snorted, but finally mustered up the courage to ask, "Can you talk about it...... What are the conditions of my current erotic relationship? ”

He wanted to hear what Uncle Taurus said about him and see what kind of position he was in in the love of the world.

"You......"

Uncle Taurus smiled: "Do you want me to tell the truth?" ”

"Hmm." Niu Tiangou nodded seriously.

Uncle Taurus stared at him for a while, then stroked his long white beard with one hand and said, "Uh...... Let's start with the physical condition. Your appearance has not changed, you are still short and not ugly (no matter how handsome a man is less than 1.6 meters tall, he cannot be called beautiful, because since ancient times, men have regarded height as beauty) - of course, this cannot be changed at present; The body is also well-proportioned, and the weight, age, and skin tone and skin texture are okay.

"Then on to the material conditions. Although you can't talk about material conditions, your food and clothing conditions have improved compared to before, and according to your thrifty character, you may slowly accumulate a small amount of money in the future. ”

"Food and clothing conditions have improved?" Niu Tiangou was puzzled, and even a little puzzled, the monthly salary was less than 40 "oceans", and there was not much left except for food, drink and miscellaneous uses.

"To say that your food and clothing conditions have improved is relative to the poor material conditions in the countryside where you live."

Uncle Taurus explained: "You now have a fixed teaching profession and a stable salary income, although you can't accumulate any eye-catching material wealth, and you can't be rich and expensive, but at least you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and you have a stable foundation for your life, which is many times stronger than your previous precarious private teachers earning work and rations."

"It can be said that your current food and clothing conditions are already above the average level of food and clothing for rural people.

"Let's talk about mental conditions. Your mental condition has also improved compared to before, and your culture and academic qualifications have been improved through normal study. As you continue to study and cultivate yourself, your spiritual condition will continue to improve. ”

After a pause, Uncle Taurus said calmly: "With the improvement of your material and spiritual conditions, your overall conditions have been improved by a small grade compared to before, and the solution of your current erotic love problem will be much smoother than before." ”

Niu Tiangou seemed to understand.

In the past, my mother was always worried about her marriage, and asked people everywhere to talk about matchmaking, but she ran into walls everywhere, and she was disgraced, and finally said a girl with freckles on her face, and finally quit and was insulted and derogated by others. It's good now, my mother is not in a hurry and doesn't worry, but many people take the initiative to come to the door to say goodbye, and they are all handsome and good girls.

"Ho-ho," Uncle Taurus smiled and teased, "Did someone introduce you to a beautiful woman named Peony now?" ”

Belch?

Niu Tiangou was taken aback, and his face was full of doubts: "How do you know?" ”

"Ho-ho-ho," Uncle Taurus Xing was again Yile, "stinky boy, your parents' marriage is a red thread that I pulled, and I can't feel your kid's?" ”

Nima, you can't hide anything from this old monster.

Of course, Niu Tiangou didn't dare to deny it, so he had to smile unnaturally, then thought about it, and asked suspiciously: "But...... I still don't understand, how can such a beautiful girl take a fancy to me? On my terms......"

"Because...... In the erotic love between the world, in addition to the conditions of both men and women, there are permissible conditions that are misplaced and equal. Uncle Taurus seemed to know what he was going to say, thought for a moment, and replied.

"Misplaced equivalence?" Niu Tiangou felt a little cloudy, with his height of 1.57 meters, could he still "misplace" such a tall and handsome girl?

"Yes."

Uncle Taurus stroked his long white beard again, and said: "In the erotic love in the world, the basic conditions of men and women pay attention to equality, but there are too few people who are completely equal, most of them are basically equal or even have some differences, and they are roughly equal on the whole." But the differences can't be too big, otherwise it won't be possible to come together. ”

"Come and see." Uncle Taurus carefully took out his "erotic love formula" again and turned to the second page.

Niu Tiangou came over and saw that it was written-

"Conditional equivalence:

"Men and women who are in love all seek beauty, wealth, and soul, but they are bound by their own conditions, and under the competition between men and women, they tend to be equal -- good to good, inferior to inferior, superior to inferior, superior to inferior. Wait for it, and if you don't wait for it, you will scatter, and the advantages and disadvantages will be obtained, and the natural choice will also be.

"There are three conditions for equivalence:

"Equal response - male and female appearance, wealth, and soul are matched accordingly, and they are perfectly matched, which is called 'gold and jade good relationship' or 'door to door', which is one of them;

"Dislocation and reciprocity - men and women are very different in appearance, wealth, and soul, and there is no correspondence, so there is a mismatch between appearance and wealth, appearance and soul, and the advantages and disadvantages complement each other, and each takes what he needs. Women take appearance as assets, and men take wealth and soul as notes, which is called "Lang Cai Girl's Appearance" or "Lang Cai Woman's Appearance", which is secondary;

"Gradient equivalence - male and female appearance, wealth, soul, etc., are different, high or low gradient, looking for and seeking, corresponding to it, dislocation can not be, but it is limited by the time and circumstances, and there is no other way around, it is a combination of grinding and seeking common ground while reserving differences.

"There are few first-class people, there are many second-class people, and third-class people should be many."

After reading these paragraphs of the word "trick", Niu Tiangou seemed to understand some places, so he humbly asked: "Then do you talk about these words carefully?" ”

"Hmm. Men and women in love want to find handsome and beautiful, rich and rich with family background, mature, steady, kind and capable, in short, they want to find 'handsome, rich, and fashionable', they all want to find perfection, they all want to find the best conditions, but the conditions are too good and they can't look down on you, and the conditions are too poor for you to look down on, and under the competition with each other, you can only find the conditions to be equal to yourself.

"To be honest with you, the so-called marriage and love in the world are not innocent things, the so-called love has many conditions, and the so-called marriage and love pay attention to the equality of conditions.

In this way, if the conditions are good, look for the good conditions, find the poor conditions, and find the unconditional ones if they have no conditions, whether they are short, thin and ugly, or whether they are poor or the roar of the lion in Hedong, they will be the vegetables in the basket, as long as they are male and female, they can reproduce offspring, anyway, the male should marry, and the female should marry.

"Isn't there a vulgar saying in your countryside that says, 'Foreign guns with foreign cannons, crooked pots with crooked stoves, and dwarf, ugly, and poor men ask for only one for their daughter-in-law - squatting and peeing'?"

I didn't expect such vulgar words to pop out of Uncle Taurus's mouth!

Perhaps this is a deliberate irritation to test his ability to resist blows, to test his emotional intelligence - his ability to control his emotions.

This old thing!

Nima, that's too bad to hear.

I don't know if that bastard said it first, it's too mean, right? This reminded Niu Tiangou of the cow "devil", who often teased in front of him that "phoenix with dragon, dragon with phoenix, blind with one-eyed dragon, short sweet potato with bedbug" slipped out of his mouth.

Language dross! Vulgar! Squirt manure! Phew!

The person who said this is too uneducated, his mother and his grandmother don't squat and pee, is she still standing and drenching her thighs?

What a fucking lack of morality...... Smoke with the band!