Chapter 231 Flat Yin and Yang are like a backhand
The three of them seemed to have been standing in the alley for a long time, and the passers-by swept over Li Guo with vigilant eyes, and even children looked down cautiously through the window.
Looking at this situation, it is almost impossible to find out tonight, after all, the middle-aged woman just now looked like a widow, and she rashly broke into the home of a single widow with a mentally handicapped child at night...... That doesn't matter anywhere.
So Li Guo decided to rest all night first and continue tomorrow. Moreover, Amber was clamoring to eat boiled fish, so Li Guosuo reflexively withdrew from the small alley to the bright and bustling street.
"Xianggong, do you feel that the aura on that person's body just now is very strong?" Mo Chou held one of Li Guo's arms: "If it is the reincarnation of a magic weapon, Mo Chou believes that it must be a powerful object." ”
Li Guo touched his chin, which had grown a layer of stubble, and said curiously, "Why can things be reincarnated...... I always thought that things couldn't be reincarnated. ”
"Nonsense." Mo Chou poked Li Guo's cheek with his hand: "The disabled Zhijian was once reincarnated as a human." ”
Li Guo waved his hand and said disdainfully: "It's not a thing." ”
As soon as the words fell, Li Guo was suddenly kicked heavily on the back of his buttocks, and Li Guo, who was kicked straight, stumbled: "Fart, you're not a thing, you are not a thing in a small area, don't you look down on the disabled." ”
Li Guo covered his buttocks and turned his head suddenly, and found that the disabled Zhijian was standing behind him menacingly, with his hands on his arms and his eyebrows cold.
"I said, what are you dead for?" Li Guo indignantly questioned the disabled Zhijian: "Why do you have your business everywhere?" ”
The disabled Zhijian walked to Li Guo's side, put his arm around his shoulder, and said in a nostalgic tone of vicissitudes of life: "Jincheng, the place where I have been haunted by dreams for many years, I ...... back then"
Speaking of this, the disabled Zhijian suddenly stopped, and then turned his head towards Li Guoyi with a sigh: "Let's go, go to the Wuhou Temple, there are all kinds of authentic snacks over there." ”
Li Guo and Mo Chou glanced at each other and found that there were unspeakable doubts in each other's eyes. After all, no one has ever seen such a handicapped Zhijian, especially when he suddenly stopped his words, the helpless and sad smile on the corner of his mouth made Li Guo feel that the story of the disabled Zhijian seemed very sad.
"Don't think about it." Disabled Zhijian walked and walked, and suddenly turned around: "Brother is just a legend." ”
Li Guo shook his head and smiled. Then he quickly followed behind the disabled Zhijian.
But speaking of which, the disabled Zhijian seems to be really familiar with this place, even if it has become a reinforced concrete colony, he can still walk freely through the cracks of the city, originally three or four kilometers away, under the leadership of the disabled Zhijian's miraculous shortcuts, Li Guo walked to the street known as the oldest and most commercial in the history of Xishu in less than five minutes.
This street is full of people, teahouses, inns, restaurants, bars, theaters, snacks, souvenirs, souvenirs, anyway, everything you can see in Chengdu, here is all available.
As soon as Mo Chou and Amber saw this meeting, they immediately cheered and threw themselves into the tide of visiting the night market. On the contrary, Li Guo felt that something seemed wrong with Zhijian, so he kept standing next to him and did not move.
"What's wrong? Prenatal syndrome? Li Guo handed the disabled Zhijian a cigarette: "It's not like your style." ”
Zhijian, who is disabled, smiled. Cocking his chin and raising his chin towards an old-fashioned building with its doors locked and dimly lit.
Li Guo looked in the direction he was pointing, and found that the red lacquer plaque on the plaque in front of him had three big characters on it, "Wuhou Temple".
"Acquaintances?" Li Guo knows that it is not easy to be disabled, and it is nothing to know two legendary characters: "I feel quite lost, right?" ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "Lost fart, they have become tablets, and I am still standing here, which is enough for me to be happy." ”
"Go in and have a look?" Li Guo knew that the disabled Zhijian was duplicitous: "It's better than standing here and reminiscing about youth." ”
The disabled Zhijian glanced at Li Guo disdainfully: "Who is going to ......?"
Li Guo smiled, without saying a word, he directly dragged his disabled Zhijian into the space crack, and then drilled out under the first sign hanging "Ming Liang Eternal" in the Wuhou Temple.
"You're too much, how can you just hold someone's hand...... "The disabled Zhijian kicked Li Guo: "You can't do this next time......
"Your sister......" Li Guo was really disgusted, and punched the disabled Zhijian's waist with all his might, but the disabled Zhijian didn't even shake it, just walked straight forward.
The two of them walked slowly in the dark ancestral hall, and Zhijian, who was disabled, first walked straight to the statue of Zhuge Liang, looked at it carefully for a long, long time, and then slapped his thigh: "How can this grandson be so handsome!" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then patted the disabled Zhijian's shoulder: "You have a fart ...... with a tablet"
"Yes." The disabled Zhijian was happy, and then took out three sticks of incense from his sleeve, snapped his fingers, and the three sticks of incense caught up by himself.
Then, he first bowed three times to Zhuge Liang's statue: "Old guy, although I don't like you at all, we can be regarded as acquaintances." I respect you. ”
After speaking, the disabled Zhijian inserted three slender long incense sticks directly into the hard and screaming marble slab on the ground, and the three incense sticks stood still.
Then, the disabled Zhijian walked towards the military general's showroom on the west side without saying a word, and then knelt down in front of Zhao Yun's statue with a puff.
Li Guo was shocked on the spot...... Where had he seen this posture, and he knelt down with a crippled will...... This is going to be the end of the world, dear.
But this time, the disabled Zhijian didn't say anything, just lightly buckled his three heads, stood up, then flicked his knees, turned around and walked out.
Li Guo suddenly relieved himself and chased after him quickly: "Dear, are you sick......?"
Zhijian, who is disabled, rubbed his nose: "Do you care about you, I just like to kneel for people." ”
Li Guo sighed, and then sat down on the steps next to him: "Come on...... Kneel one for me. ”
"Roll ......" rolled five times in a row, and it seemed that Zhijian was disabled and had no intention of playing with Li Guo at all: "You said, this person is in the world, and he has changed in the blink of an eye, which is quite sad." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, took out a cigarette and lit it: "This kind of proposition is too heavy...... I don't have a lifespan of thousands of years like yours, so you might as well tell me about the person just now. ”
The disabled Zhijian was stunned: "Which one?" ”
But just as Li Guo was about to speak, his phone suddenly rang, and the loud ringtone tore the silence here in an instant, and then he heard a burst of soldiers in the lit duty room, and then two people in security uniforms ran out with batons: "Which one!" Which is there! ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly reacted, grabbed this disabled Zhijian and ran away. The security guards behind also chased after him, shouting for him to stop while chasing back...... After many hardships and obstacles, Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian finally escaped by climbing over the wall and ascended to heaven, and the disabled Zhijian sat on the curb of the road, clasping his nostrils and looking at the sky: "Do you have in your brain, run a fart." Isn't it good to wear it out? ”
Li Guo shook his head silently: "Conditioned reflex, when I was in college, I often crawled into the library in the middle of the night to blow the air conditioner to sleep, and I was used to it......"
"You're really out of Asia and out of the realm." The disabled man hated the iron and couldn't make it steel, and glanced at Li Guo: "What did you just say about that person just now?" ”
Li Guo snorted suspiciously: "You don't know? ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "I just came here when you scolded the uncle for not being a thing, what a coincidence." ”
"Clever sister, clever ......"
Saying that, Li Guo briefly told the mentally handicapped young man who was said to be the reincarnation of a spiritual creature to Zhijian, who was physically disabled, and briefly described the person's appearance: "Amber said that person is one of the core magic weapons of Lily. ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his fingers: "Whether it's a core magic weapon, I don't know." I only know that the magic weapon that can become sincere and benevolent must be very awesome and awesome. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, squinting at the disabled Zhijian: "You don't praise yourself there." ”
The disabled Zhijian was just about to speak, when Li Guo's mobile phone rang again. It was Mo Chou's call, and she anxiously asked where Li Guo had gone, saying that she had separated from Amber and was now lost, and she was very afraid...... Hanging up the phone, Li Guo stood up and turned his head to say to the disabled Zhijian: "Xiao Mochou is cute at this point, I don't even know the road, so I dare to take me to find the treasure she buried back then......"
Disabled Zhijian shook his head and sighed: "I wish you success ......"
Li Guo didn't want to take care of the cold words of the disabled Zhijian, turned around and walked towards the place that Mo Chou described to him, and when he passed, Li Guo found that there were actually three or four young people in their teens and twenties who were talking about something around Mo Chou, Mo Chou was sitting at a table with a copper hot pot on it, and the whole table was full of all kinds of dishes.
And those young people, judging by Li Guo's eyes, should not be good birds, but they should not be A-level wanted criminals...... After all, no A-class wanted criminal would have dazzling blue hair and a cultural shirt emblazoned with the words "I'm a hooligan" to swagger through the city...... "Who said hooligans wouldn't have it written on their bodies?" Li Guo approached Mo Chou, and said to the disabled Zhijian as if he was taunting: "Why don't they write their names on their bodies, I think it's like Ximen blowing snow." ”
"Laugh, you're laughing at a fart." The disabled Zhijian raised his finger and pointed at the sword box that Mo Chou placed beside him: "Do you look shaking?" When your daughter-in-law goes on a killing spree, you can cry. ”
"No, Mo Chou is very ......" Li Guo confidently wanted to say that Mo Chou was actually very sensible.
But before he finished speaking, Mo Chou Shi Shiran stood up and poured a pot full of chili oil next to him directly on the head of the "I am a hooligan" closest to her. The crimson chili oil, after the Chaotian pepper is dried and ground and then fried, the spicy taste penetrates into the bone marrow, and at first glance, even the plum fruit that left the twenty meters smelled a choking fragrance.
"Ouch, mother-in-law......" Li Guo wiped his face: "How spicy is this......"
As he spoke, he sped up and walked towards Mo Chou, and Mo Chou quickly discovered him, and then stood up happily and waved to Li Guo, and after Li Guo came to her side, Mo Chou pouted, took Li Guo's arm, and pointed at the few hooligan brothers who were still dumbfounded: "Guoguo, they bullied me......"
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, pinched both sides of Mo Chou's face with his hands, and dragged it out hard: "Are you Mo Chou or a bird spirit......"
"Of course it's Mo Chou." Mo Chou said, hid behind Li Guo, and stretched out a finger: "They, that's them...... They flirted with each other. ”
Ouch...... Li Guo sighed in his heart, Mo Chou is probably addicted to playing the game of the delicate little sister and the brave big brother, the Shushan Sword Immortal who is rooted in the red, if he can be teased by these friends, then this world would have been a hooligan brother a long time ago.
"It's really no ......" The man who didn't have a head of chili oil wiped his face and head violently, and forced a face hard: "We are students at Southwest University for Nationalities, and we want to hold a Chinese-style cosplay exhibition during the holidays, but we haven't been able to find the heroine...... Few women nowadays have such a classical ......"
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Mo Chou: "Ah......"
Mo Chou shook his head blankly: "By death what?" ”
The "hooligans" had messy eyes...... "If you go, we can make you a set of professional photography photos for free." Money words...... Not anymore. The man with chili oil seemed to have a kind of attachment to his dreams: "We also borrowed several handicrafts from our school's showroom for this......
Li Guo shook his finger at the man and motioned for him to wait. Then he lowered his head and whispered in Mo Chou's ear: "It's just to dress you up in all kinds of looks, whatever you like." ”
Mo Chou's eyes lit up: "That...... Is it okay for Xianggong to be Zhao Yun? ”
Li Guo was stunned: "Are you still thinking about this stubble......"
Mo Chou nodded again and again with blazing eyes...... Li Guo sighed and turned his head: "When will you start?" What do you want to pretend? ”
When the rogue brother who took the lead heard this, he immediately became excited: "We lack someone who can pretend to be a female swordsman." Tomorrow...... It's tomorrow. As he spoke, he said in an accentuated tone: "Shushan Swordsman! ”
Burst...... Li Guo spat on the spot...... What kind of cosplay is this, Nima asked an authentic female swordsman to play a female swordsman, isn't this a brain...... And Mo Chou also heard his words, and excitedly took out a set of neatly folded white clothes from the bag outside the sword box behind him, and after shaking it off, it was the same set of heroine clothes that Mo Chou wore when he first appeared.
"Then Mo Chou can wear this?" Mo Chou's eyes were full of hope: "If you don't wear this, Mo Chou won't go, Mo Chou won't show his thighs." ”
Threat...... Mo Chou This is obviously a naked threat. In fact, after Li Guo knew what this cosplay was, he was already like going there. After all, Mochou is a dead house that can't afford to hurt, and the dead house has no resistance to this kind of cosplayshow. But in order to be able to put on his heroine costume again, Mo Chou actually began to play with his heart...... And what...... Li Guo didn't know why Mo Chou came out to travel and brought this dress!
Of course, those bells and whistles "hooligans" commented on the clothes Mo Chou took out, and their eyes lit up, and they couldn't wait to rush up to give Mo Chou a grateful hug, after all, Mo Chou's chivalrous costume can already be said to be the most authentic set of chivalrous costumes in the world, from fabrics, cuts to styles, all of them are original, and they are not comparable to those silly props at all...... So those people agreed without thinking about it, and then left a business card for Li Guo, saying that they must arrive tomorrow morning, and if they don't do it, they will lie on the track collectively...... "Young is really energetic." Looking at the figure of the group of people jumping and disappearing, the disabled Zhijian walked over with his arms in his arms: "If I am splashed with chili oil by Mo Chou, I will ......"
"What about you?" Li Guo squinted his eyes and asked the disabled Zhijian: "Say it." ”
The disabled Zhi Jian slapped the table vigorously: "I think she's good!" ”
Mo Chou squinted his eyes and hugged Li Guo's arm: "Father-in-law, Mo Chou will really go tomorrow." ”
Li Guo nodded: "Go, go, go." ”
"What about business?" Mo Chou's mood instantly fell: "That will delay the time of the match." ”
Li Guo smiled and pinched Mo Chou's soft face with his hand: "You are the first, and making you happy is the most positive thing in my life." ”
When Mo Chou heard this, his tears were almost moved, and he stuffed his head into Li Guo's chest without a single glance, and kept rubbing it back and forth. And the disabled Zhijian gave Li Guo a thumbs up with a strange face.
"What about the Amber Man?" Li Guo hugged Mo Chou and asked, "The hot pot is all boiled dry." ”
"I'm here." Amber, like her mother, is often haunted, and at the moment Li Guo asked, she slowly walked to the table with elegant cat steps, and then sat down: "I'm going to find my mother." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "Aunt Doudou, ......"
Amber nodded, and then lowered her eyelids: "Yin-Yang Mirror, the Night Queen's thirty-three magic weapons rank fourth, Yin-Yang Mirror." ”
After hearing this, the disabled Zhijian was silent for a while: "It turned out to be it." ”
"Huh?" Li Guo poured a glass of hot wine lees for Amber, then turned his head and asked the disabled Zhijian: "Do you know each other again?" ”
"Dealt with." The disabled Zhijian scratched his head: "Flat yin and yang are like backpalms, the five elements of luck are like blinking an eye, yang is yin loss, yin is yang extinguishment, it is a very powerful guy." Count ......"
The disabled Zhijian smiled and glanced at Li Guo deeply: "In the mirror world, only the Kunlun Mirror is above it." ”
"What do you think I'm doing then......" Li Guo threw the disabled Zhijian with a five-spice bean: "Look at your constipated expression." ”
And Amber sat down next to Li Guo at this time: "Li Guo, my mother won't let me follow you, let me go back......"
Li Guo was stunned: "Don't listen to her." ”
Zhijian, who is disabled, also nodded: "Let your mother talk to Lao Tzu." ”
"What do you want to say?" Aunt Croton's voice suddenly came from behind Zhijian, who was disabled.
When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he suddenly straightened up, his hair stood on end, and then he silently lowered his head and scalded the cabbage, and his voice was very low: "No ...... Nothing ......."
And Li Guo stood up, gave up his place to the old ancestor of Croton, and then sat down respectfully to the side, and accompanied by a smiling face: "That ......"
"Do you know why Amber was let go?" Croton's eyes are a little mad no matter what time of year they look at people: "When it's spring, you won't be able to bear it." ”
Li Guo was stunned...... The female cat is in spring......
(To be continued)