Spring cats, especially female cats, how fierce and how many waves, Li Guo doesn't look at anything else, just look at his old cat Daiyu to know, as soon as the spring flowers bloom in March, Daiyu is like taking a high medicine, jumping up and down, no night.

There is still a big premise for this, Daiyu is still a husband cat. And Amber is an energetic little female cat, if the time comes, it will have to make a fuss, anyway, whether others believe it or not, Li Guo believes it.

"You are the head of the family, it still depends on your intentions." Croton sat at the table and looked businesslike: "It's impossible for humans to stand it." ”

Li Guo now has a terrifying picture in his mind, he is sitting at the head of the bed like a loser, his eyes are pulled out, his face is yellow and thin, his lips are chapped, his cheeks are dull yellow, and his eyes are blank. Amber sat next to him with a red face, picking her teeth and smoking a cigarette, and patted Li Guo on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, are you doing well......

It's horrible...... "You might say something." Croton looked at Li Guo's appearance, and frowned slightly: "If you don't speak again, I'll take her away directly." ”

"Ah......h......h

In fact, Li Guo will have this kind of hesitation, mainly because Amber's eyes are too pitiful, just like the hazy and delicate when a kitten is begging for food, and now Amber puts her chin on the table and only stares at people with big eyes and watery eyes, which is too unbearable to refuse.

And Li Guo originally wanted to ask for help from the disabled Zhijian, but this guy was just sneering vigorously, and Mo Chou was also a "unwilling to do anything to my", and was frantically stuffing fishy, salty and spicy hot tofu into his mouth.

So in the end, the decision fell back on Li Guo's shoulders, he wiped his face helplessly, and then continued to be eerily silent, the surrounding tourists were weaving and shuttling, but Li Guo's table was as motionless as a mountain in the semi-open-air small restaurant. Among the five people, two were eating, two were waiting, and one was looking left and right...... "What will happen then...... Although Li Guo roughly knew the answer, he still couldn't help but ask: "There are a lot of things now, and I can't carry out a lot of work here without amber." ”

Li Guo also looks like a businessman, trying his best to hide the fishy things about himself and Amber. After Amber heard Li Guo's words, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she was quite excited to wait for Li Guo's next speech.

During this period of time, she has lived a comfortable life by Li Guo's side, not only is she not restrained by her nightmarish mother, but also enjoys the pleasure of Pantene taking a bath and being finger-scratched every day, this kind of life is already a godsend happiness for a cat, not to mention that there are seafood and fish at once, and there is a man who can give her unlimited money to spend.

If you set a period for her to stay with this man, it must be 10,000 years, not even an hour and a minute less!

But since ancient times, the woman's parents have been heavyweight killers who dismantle this beautiful vision, so now Amber seems to have regarded her mother as a heinous but unable to resist the Great Demon King, and she is the delicate princess who was locked on the tower by the Great Demon King, waiting for Li Guo, the prince, to break through the sky to save her from fire and water.

"You think about it, if you can't take good care of my daughter by then." Aunt Croton pinched her two fingers lightly, and the stainless steel chopsticks instantly turned into a stainless steel shovel: "I will come to you in the name of an old lady to seek justice." ”

This is a great opportunity! Amber was absolutely smart, she immediately distinguished the current situation, and then moved the stool to Li Guo's side, holding his arm: "I am willing to ......"

Li Guo was stunned...... He felt like he was getting married, and it felt a little awkward...... Aunt Croton smiled disdainfully, and picked Amber's chin a little frivolously: "Do you think I don't know what you did with him?" ”

When Li Guo heard this, he just smiled stupidly, while Amber stuck out his tongue, pretending not to hear anything, and didn't care.

"I won't talk nonsense, you just need to know a little shame yourself." Aunt Croton raised her eyelids: "Also, I'm pregnant, I can't spare you!" ”

As she spoke, Aunt Croton took out a box of things from her pocket: "Take it, condoms." ”

Li Guo and Amber were stunned for a moment, Li Guo had never seen this battle. How can there be such a person...... Everyone gave out condoms, which made the shy Li Guoqing embarrassed. And this person is actually the woman's parent, compare his heart to his heart, if Li Guo has a daughter in the future, it is absolutely impossible for him to do such a righteous thing as Ling Ran sending condoms to the two of them...... And Mo Chou suddenly raised his head at this time and asked in a rather loud voice, "What is a condom?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the diners in the entire small restaurant were suddenly petrified, and the not small room suddenly left only the sound of hot pot and the sound of ping-pong chopping vegetables from the back kitchen at this moment...... Li Guo's mind also crashed for a few seconds at this moment, looking at Mo Chou's innocent expression, coupled with his curious eyes, Li Guo suddenly didn't know how to explain...... Amber reacted extremely quickly, quickly picked up the Durex on the table, then pulled out one, tore it open and put it in his mouth, and then actually blew out an orange bubble: "It's bubble gum......"

This time, it's a double hit. There was no noise in Li Guo's ears, only a faint sound of wind, whirring. Of course, this may not be rumor, but it doesn't matter...... The surrounding diners may not know what expression to use, and the chopsticks falling on the ground or table have become a group action. All eyes were focused on Li Guo, as if they wanted to see if this man who led a group of strange creatures matched the strange creatures they imagined.

"Yummy!" The disabled Zhijian whispered: "Doudou, you are really still such an awesome woman." ”

Croton nodded with a cold expression and gave a thumbs up to Zhijian, who was disabled: "Style." ”

After saying this, Croton turned around and walked towards the door, without a glance, and then was drowned in the vast sea of people in an instant, and there was no trace of him.

After she left, the disabled Zhijian raised his head: "Don't vomit ...... yet"

Li Gu was also stunned when he heard this, turned his head to look at Amber, and found that she still had a bulging condom in her mouth, let alone say it...... At first glance, it looks like a condom...... Mo Chou was holding a shiny condom with doubts in his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "Mo Chou has also eaten bubble gum, but he doesn't look like this...... Lie to Mo Chou ......"

After eating an extremely embarrassing meal, Li Guo only felt that he was so tired that he couldn't open his eyelids, so he hurriedly checked out, and then entered a nearby inn and opened only one room.

It's good to live in a sword box if you're disabled, and Amber prefers to be a cat...... At night, Li Guo had already gone to sleep, but in the haze, Li Guo had always heard Mo Chou asking what the Amber condom was for, but Amber was just meowing, but she didn't answer positively at all...... When Li Guo woke up the next morning when the sun hit his face, he felt that he might be having a nightmare, because the room was full of balloons blown from large and small condoms, all of which were of various colors, and each one was the size of a watermelon...... Mo Chou was curled up next to Li Guo and slept soundly, and there was a set of covers in his hands that had been unpacked but had not yet had time to blow...... As for Amber, the cat-like one is crouching on the bed watching TV, tail flicking back and forth. Maybe she felt that there was movement behind her, she silently turned her head and glanced at Li Guo resentfully: "She finally believes that it is bubble gum." ”

Li Guo: "......"

"You say, is it okay for me to lie to her like this?" Amber, who was enjoying Pantene's bubble bath, asked Li Guo guiltily: "She will know sooner or later......"

Li Guo sighed: "Aunt Croton is really a little strange......"

Amber shook the water on her body, then turned her head and asked Li Guo: "Wait a minute, I and the disabled Zhijian will deal with the Yin-Yang Mirror, you go and play with Mo Chou." ”

Li Guo thought about it, and felt that if he went, it might not have any effect, after all, he was not very familiar with these things, and now with Amber helping, it was really good. And although the disabled Zhijian looks a little stupid, but after Li Guo has been in contact with him for a long time, he really found out that this guy is actually not only calm and wise, but also extremely well-informed.

And not only that, but Li Guo's social experience in being disabled and determined made Li Guo unbelievable. The specific Li Guo can't be described, but as one of the three treasures of the Li family, Zhijian is definitely deserved.

When I woke up Mo Chou, I also experienced a little wave, Mo Chou seemed to blow up balloons and play balloons very late last night, and actually started to lie in bed in the morning, and Mo Chou's bed is not as violent as the bird spirit, but a lazy plea, what "Xianggong, you just let Mo Chou sleep for a while." "What" Xianggong, you can spare Mo Chou. "What" Xianggong, don't ......".

Anyway, the words that came out were strange, and Li Guo was at a loss.

"If you don't get up again, you'll miss pretending to be a sword immortal." Li Guo patted Mo Chou's buttocks: "Lord Mo Chou." ”

As soon as these words came out, Mo Chou sat up from the bed with a sigh, and then changed his pajamas without pausing at all, and then accurately touched out his own female costume, and changed his upper body very neatly.

And then...... She lay back on the bed hazy again...... "What a headache...... Li Guo pinched her temples, and then opened the window widely: "Don't worry! There are demons! ”

"Unsheathed!" Mo Chou reacted instinctively, jumped up directly from the bed, swiped his sword, and then shouted: "You don't see the Yellow River...... Messire...... You lied to Mo Chou ......"

"It's not a lie, it's not a lie...... If you don't do that, you won't get up. Li Guo sat down on the bed: "Hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, and get ready to be a swordsman." ”

Mo Chou looked at his watch, then exclaimed, went into the bathroom, and began to take a hula bath and wash his face.

"That, Li Guo. I'll go check it out first, and I'll look for you if there's something going on. Amber also changed from a cat to a human at this time, and then knocked Mo Chou's sword box hard: "Come out." ”

The handicapped Zhijian's sword handle rushed out of the sword box with a whoosh, and then directly changed into a Chengren shape in mid-air, and then fell on the bed, shouting vaguely: "Don't bother, don't bother." Uncle is also on vacation, do you dare not make trouble. ”

Amber kicked the disabled Zhijian: "Let's both go and check on the Yin-Yang Mirror." ”

"Let Li Guo go." The disabled Zhijian reluctantly turned over: "Uncle is very busy." ”

Li Guo snorted: "Then I'll tell the sheath, that day you watched the yellow net, and you also picked Western swords, and said that you occasionally change the taste and try the Yanma." ”

"Good! For the justice of the world, for the common people, for love. Zhijian, who was disabled, jumped up from the bed: "Go!" Kitten, charge into battle with Uncle Ben! ”

After saying that, the disabled Zhijian rushed out of the door like the wind, and Amber kissed Li Guo on the face, and then walked out.

Li Guo smiled helplessly, and then took out the phone and called the phone number of the students last night.

"You've finally called, we've been waiting all morning......" The voice on the other side was both anxious and full of excitement: "Do you come here now, we will wait for you at the door, and we will pay the fare." ”

Li Guo snorted: "We have prepared our own costumes and props, and we bought them yesterday when we were shopping here." ”

"Good ......" the other side agreed repeatedly: "We will invite the eldest brother to have a good meal for Chinese food." ”

Li Guo hung up the phone and sighed silently. I want to be green like jade back then, exuding a strong bookish atmosphere. Now, how long? Silent and two tears, in the blink of an eye, he was called the eldest brother, and after two years...... Maybe the girl is called uncle...... And when Li Guo and Mo Chou arrived at the gate of the school by car, there were already many people coming and going, and it looked like chinajoy, and there were also booths in the exhibition area, as if there was more than one school. Mo Chou was wearing her chivalrous costume, the sword box was replaced with a scabbard, and the eldest sister was carried on Mo Chou's back in the cold wind.

As for Li Guo...... He was like a scholar, carrying a sword case behind him...... knew that he was also wearing an ancient costume, and then carried the domineering Zhan Lu on his back, maybe it was quite eye-catching...... That "hooligan" brother, today's outfit is very normal, his hair is also black, he is wearing a strong suit in a bearded suit, and he is waiting at the gate with a rough ring on his head, looking anxiously.

"Wow......" The moment he saw Mo Chou dressed up, the hooligan brother was stunned on the spot: "This ...... It's so real......"

Li Guo snickered in his heart, this Nima is the original version...... What is so true...... Walking into the school gate, the gangster brother in the power suit seemed to be incarnated into the little Xizi who led the way in front of Cixi Lafayette, and the whole road was half-bowed forward...... And Li Guo was just about to reminisce about his college life, but as soon as he looked up, he saw a huge propaganda slogan: "The waves of the performance department, the beauty of the broadcasting department, and the deception of the student union all depend on the mouth; learn the director's bag, learn the gun of photography, and get the girl to bed with a SLR; The mother who studies literature and history, the programming stay, and the straight man in the two classes is in the wrong line; The roots of the student television station of the Department of Journalism, where the students are the most serious; I am busy studying media and technology, and I still have a long way to make money after graduation. The old graduate students and the crazy undergraduates are all waiting for the eggs to get out of the way and cry. ”

Li Guo pointed to this and smiled unconsciously: "This is too ...... surname"

The rascal grinned and said proudly, "I wrote it." ”

And Mo Chou along the way, as if she had turned into a fairy sister, the flashing lights kept flashing, and Mo Chou seemed to be down-and-out and generous, such as Luo Shen in the world, but Li Guo could see from her flickering eyes that in fact, the little sword fairy was about to burst nervously now...... "Xianggong ......" Mo Chou leaned his head: "Mo Chou's outfit doesn't seem to be very weird......"

Li Guo looked around and found that Mo Chou's dress really didn't have any distinctive features, and even Nima had people there who were cos**, like Saiyans, Sakuragi Hanamichi, and Naruto, which were endless. Even Grandpa KFC and Uncle McDonald's Blame are honorably listed...... Whereas...... Li Guo found that there were no less than fifty people present with swords hanging on their bodies...... "Xianggong!" Mo Chou suddenly squeezed Li Guo's hand vigorously: "Look over there." ”

Li Guo looked at Li Guo's hand and found a very big tree. But he didn't understand why Mo Chou was so nervous, so he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

Mo Chou's face flushed, and he looked very excited: "Xianggong, that tree!" The tree! That tree is the natal tree planted by Mo Chou back then! Mo Chou can feel its breath! ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Such a coincidence......"

But in an instant, Li Guo was stable, and it seemed that it was right to bring Mo Chou to relax. It was rare to see the little sword immortal happy like this, and Li Guo felt that this was enough...... And with this tree, Li Guo instinctively felt that there would be a story. You must know that Li Guo's feelings have always been very accurate, and even to a certain extent, his hunch can be regarded as predicting the future...... "Let's play first." Li Guo smiled and squeezed Mo Chou's hand: "You may be the heroine today." ”

Mo Chou hummed sweetly, and his happy expression was beyond words.

And the hooligan brother seemed to hear the words "heroine", and suddenly turned back to Li Guo very firmly and said: "After the start, the fairy sister is one hundred percent of the heroine, look at these broken flowers and willows, how can there be this aura on the fairy sister......"

Li Guo laughed when he said this...... I didn't expect this kid to be splashed with chili oil by Mo Chou, and he could still talk so sweetly...... The future is limitless.

(To be continued)