Chapter 63 There is nothing, there is nothing.
"Do you say this is called iniquity?" Bird Zijing and Li Guo sat in the taxi back with a grim face: "My stockings are torn." ”
Li Guo didn't want to speak much, but just snorted twice to deal with it.
But Bird Zijing dragged Li Guo's arm unrelentingly: "You say, you are so wilting, why would Sister Xue follow you so sticky?" ”
Li Guo rolled his eyes and thought about it, and unconsciously buckled his ears: "Actually, I don't know why, I'm not too interested in anything, I don't pay much attention to it." ”
Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment, and asked cautiously: "What about Mo Chou?" ”
"Of course." Li Guo didn't think about it: "Such a good girl, where to find it." ”
Bird Zijing squinted a pair of deceitful eyes: "What about Sister Snow?" ”
Li Guo was really stunned, his eyes looked directly at the traffic outside the window, and the sun shone on his face through the car window, showing a bit of solemn and treasured taste.
"Hey......" Bird Zijing stepped on Li Guo with high heels: "What about you?" ”
Li Guo shook his head silently: "I don't know, as soon as I mention her, I feel uneasy." ”
At this time, the bearded driver, who had been listening to the conversation between Li Guo and Bird Zijing in the front seat, suddenly became happy: "Girl, I'll tell you, this man, everything is easy to do." It's the most difficult thing to do. How good is the one on the left, how great is the one on the right, I feel a loss if I choose which one or not to choose, and I lose myself and the girl. You can take it all, although the country doesn't care, but the girl is definitely unwilling. So when you encounter this, you have to be more considerate, it's not easy for a man. ”
Then, as if he had been in pain, he let out a long sigh and continued to take control of his steering wheel with a sad face.
"Do you hear me?" Li Guo had a thief's smile on his face: "Who are you asking me to hurt?" ”
Bird Zijing dragged a long voice "um": "It's a pity for anyone to blame those two for throwing them, then get out of a bed, you plug in this and that, and the night will pass." ”
"Poof......" The driver's uncle sprayed the windshield into a mirror with a sip of strong tea, hurriedly stopped at the emergency parking space next to him and wiped the front window glass, and turned his head to look Li Guo up and down: "Brother...... Back then, if there had been a girl like this girl around me, I would have stopped renting it out a long time ago. ”
Li Guo smiled awkwardly, but Bird Zijing couldn't hear the sarcasm in his words, and patted Li Guo's shoulder triumphantly: "Look, I'm right." ”
So on the long road that followed, the silent Li Guo had been receiving the ideological education of Bird Zijing about moving the two girls to bed, and even the driver's uncle couldn't help but open the window and smoke in the cold winter.
And when the taxi passed through the street outside Li Guo's rented place, Li Guo, who had been bombarded by bird spirits, suddenly saw from the window of KFC that the little new girl who couldn't touch the ground because she was too short to touch the ground was sitting inside, talking to someone with a strange face, but that section was blocked by the pillar......
"Stop!" After Li Guo stopped the car, he took out a hundred and gave it to the driver's uncle: "Don't look for it!" ”
After saying that, he dragged the bird spirit and jumped out of the car, and the remaining driver uncle looked at the backs of the two of them in a hurry, and blinked helplessly and chattered: "One hundred and five on the table......" Saying, he laughed at himself again, waved at Li Guo's back, and said proudly: "Don't give it!" ”
When Li Guo and Bird Zijing walked into KFC, they heard the little new girl sitting at the door talking: "At that time, Zhu Bajie told Tang Seng; Master, master, you gave me glutinous rice balls, and I'll go to Ghost Island with you to fight ghosts. So, on the way to Ghost Island to fight ghosts, Tang Seng had one more monkey on the way...... Father! ”
The little new girl told the story, looked up suddenly, and saw Li Guo standing opposite her, and couldn't help but shout out, with a sad face: "You...... You lied, you said you came back at noon......"
And Mo Chou, who had been listening to Tang Seng's ghost stories, also twisted his head, and after seeing Li Guo, his little face that had been painted with makeup turned red violently, and his lips opened slightly: "...... Xianggong, I'm ...... I...... Don't worry about ......"
Li Guo smiled and sat down next to him, looking at several buckets of chicken nuggets, as well as all kinds of scraps on the table, he knew with his ass what these two people were doing here.
"Huh? Don't worry about makeup? Li Guo suddenly found that today's Mo Chou had a faint girl's makeup on his face: "It's so beautiful." ”
Mo Chou was taken aback, and picked up an Orleans roasted wing and stuffed it into Li Guo's mouth: "...... Appearance...... Xianggong eats ......"
"Yo, I'm embarrassed." Bird spirit unceremoniously opened a piece of corn and stuffed it into his mouth: "Isn't this beautiful?" Who put on your makeup? ”
"It's me, it's me. The witch said she was coming to eat KFC, so I put makeup on her. The little new girl wiped her oily hand on her pants: "She can eat so much......"
Mo Chou's eyes were full of grievances, but he couldn't compete with this child of a few years old, so he could only watch Li Guo bite his lip and nod silently.
Li Guo smiled, took out a napkin and wiped the mess on the mouth of the little new girl, and pretended to be fierce: "Say!" Who the hell is coming. ”
Xiaoxin's eyes lit up, and she pointed at Mo Chou: "She! ”
Mo Chou lowered his head and said "um": "It's Mo Chou......"
Li Guo quietly threw a look at Mo Chou, Mo Chou blinked his eyes, and instantly understood, a stunned smile bloomed on his delicate face: "Mm-hmm......"
"To be honest, from today onwards, I will double my daily homework." Li Guo looked deceitful: "I have to write 500 brush words and memorize two poems." ”
"Yes...... It's my ......" Xiaoxin girl was directly crushed by the tactics of doubling her homework, and she was dejected like a sick rabbit: "But she eats a lot ......"
Li Guo wiped the corners of Mo Chou's mouth with his hand: "Let's go." We're going to have to move again. ”
Bird's eyes rolled to the side: "I have a good place, do you want to go and see it?" ”
Li Guo shook his head: "What other good places can you point out." Don't make a fuss. ”
Bird Zijing took a sip of Li Guo and took out the phone: "Drive the old lady's car." Yes, all open. ”
"You have a kind of don't go." After Toriko finished reporting the address, he slapped the mobile phone in his hand on the table: "Wait for me!" ”
It was about twenty minutes, and a long long and good car suddenly came to the originally not very busy section, with an average value of more than two million, which is as many as fifteen or sixteen, and at first glance it looks like a celebrity's wedding team.
"You're a peacock, aren't you?" Li Guo saw such a long convoy, and then looked at the smug virtue of the bird spirit: "Can you open the screen with your ass?" ”
Bird Zijing looked like a villain, and crossed Erlang's legs: "Lao Tzu is rich." ”
While speaking, a Rolls-Royce at the head of the team came down with a woman in professional clothes, only twenty-seven or eighteen years old, but her aura was extremely powerful, and she looked like a veteran of the shopping mall.
She pushed open the door of KFC and stood directly in front of Bird Zijing, without even looking at Li Guo, and said in a very respectful tone: "Are you going to attend the product launch conference?" ”
"It doesn't matter if you go or not." Bird Zi pointed at Li Guo indifferently: "This kid doesn't believe that I have money." ”
But unexpectedly, the woman actually turned around and bowed to Li Guo: "I'm sorry for your trouble." ”
Li Guo was stunned, then turned his head to look at the bird essence: "Have you seen it, this is called upbringing, twenty grams of upbringing can top a bag of 50,000 tons of LV." ”
And the bird spirit didn't care at all, stretched out his hand to hug the girl's small waist, and patted her ass very unqualifiedly: "Do you want to go with me?" Come with me, she'll send you. ”
"Why don't you smoke her?" Li Guo looked at the woman without any expression on her face in surprise: "If I were you, I would definitely smoke her." ”
Mo Chou was also upset for this woman on the side: "Yes." ”
The woman lifted her glasses: "I can't disobey the order of the patriarch, she can send me to anyone." ”
Patriarch? The title of the bird spirit is actually still a patriarch......
In order not to cause trouble to the surrounding people, Li Guo could only obediently follow the bird spirit and get into the car, otherwise she would have a neurotic attack, who knows if she would make a phone call and say, "Go, drive the old lady's helicopter ......"
After sitting in a high-end car with Mo Chou holding a bucket of uneaten chicken, Li Guo twisted his butt and adjusted a comfortable posture: "You also stole it?" ”
"Li Ka-shing sent it." The bird spirit was unashamed to brag, and touched the little face of the girl who was driving: "Do you want to?" If you want, I'll send you home in the evening. ”
Li Guo was happy: "Don't worry, smoke her." ”
Mo Chou answered, and used his fingers to draw the unsheath out of the sword box. Just as he was about to make a move, the bird spirit shrank under the seat of the car, and protested in fear: "I kindly sent a girl to you, how can you do this?" ”
And Li Guo hugged the little new girl and fell into the cushion: "What do you want to do?" ”
Seeing that Li Guo's expression became serious, the bird essence also returned to normal, and her voice was no longer the kind of deliberately pretended baby sound, but showed a kind of psychedelic and charming unique to mature women: "Just in case, today's events are too bizarre." If those people are not real people, then the interpreter is definitely not an ordinary person. My six senses are very sharp, and I didn't find anything strange in those people. ”
Li Guo sneered and thought: You still dare to say that you have a keen sense of ......
And Mo Chou stared at Li Guo with a pair of confused eyes: "Xianggong, what's the matter?" ”
After Li Guo told Mo Chou about the matter, Mo Chou's brows frowned slightly: "I have heard of this kind of technique, but I have never seen it with my own eyes." If it is really as Xianggong said, this magician should probably be disturbed by the breath that burst out of Zhan Lu, but because of Mo Chou and Sister Xue, they dare not act rashly. With such an enemy, I am really at a disadvantage. ”
Mo Chou said, and took out a jade doll pendant from the small cloth pocket of the sword box: "This thing was handed over to Mo Chou by the master before, saying that before the Xianggong was completed, he encountered a strong enemy, and this doll can die for people." ”
Li Guo was happy, turned around and hung this thing around Mo Chou's neck: "You look really cute when you're serious." ”
"Now the key question is which heartless one is beating your mind." Toriko touched her chin angrily: "Anyway, it's always right to be careful." It would be terrible if I were to be taken and humiliated in every way possible. ”
At this time, Li Guo's mobile phone and Bird Zijing's mobile phone rang at the same time.
The two of them were stunned for a moment, looked up at each other, and the bird nodded his chin and motioned for Li Guo to take it first, while Li Guo motioned for the two of them to turn on the hands-free at the same time.
"Good Karma ......" As soon as the bird spirit opened the speakerphone, there was a loud sound of 'Good Karma' from inside
But Li Guo's mobile phone was filled with a warm voice like warm sunshine: "Li Guo? Hello. ”