Chapter 62: I Know It's Weird.
When Mo Chou and Xiaoxin Sister were sitting in Kaifeng and eating two colorful buckets, the battle on Li Guo's side was almost over.
Outsiders......
Li Guo didn't even use the blade, and directly relied on Zhan Lu's habitual surname of more than eighty catties to shoot them all on the wall one by one, and he couldn't buckle them.
Lin Pixiu still sat in his position without moving, his eyes looked at Zhan Lu floating beside Li Guo, and muttered, "My ...... My ......"
Li Guo was apologetic: "This, it's really mine." ”
And Bird Zijing stood up, took out his business card from his pocket, and threw it on Lin Pixiu's table: "My business card, come to my place to take a bath when you have time, there is a private room, and people can't look at your egg." ”
Li Guo also turned around and glanced at the bird spirit: "Aren't you looking for trouble?" ”
Toriko smiled angrily: "You think I'm like you, so cautious in everything." ”
Li Guo pursed his lips and shut up knowingly, not discussing this issue with her. With a slight smile, he stood up, took Zhan Lu under his arm, and slowly walked towards the gate behind the bird spirit.
When he was about to go out, he suddenly looked back at Lin Pixiu: "Don't seek revenge......
Hearing this, Bird Zijing couldn't help but sneer, and put his hand around Li Guo's shoulder: "Why are you so cute." ”
Li Guo smiled noncommittally, and the bird spirit also chattered nonsense, and the two of them walked down the stairs slowly with Zhan Lu in their hands.
As soon as their voices disappeared into the room, the foreign masters on the wall who were slapped by Li Guo suddenly turned into wisps of green smoke, and then turned into small pieces of paper in the shape of people and fell to the ground one after another.
"Master...... Can you spare my mom? Lin Pixiu spoke submissively in the dark shadow in the corner, and as he trembled as he spoke, a lot of fishy and yellow urine dripped from his luxurious trousers.
"You're a little angry." Suddenly, a humanoid shadow broke free in the dark corner, and from that shadow came a sunny voice that did not match its essence: "Let's eat some braised pork ribs." ”
Within a few seconds, the shadow was completely free from the darkness and began to condense into a solid body. In the end, he turned into a handsome man in a leather jacket.
He only showed one eye outside, and the other eye was hidden in the long silky hair in front of his forehead, and his beautiful face and handsome ponytail seemed to eclipse the golden Arabian Pavilion.
However, the cold and aggressive gaze that faintly revealed one of his exposed eyes like a polar bear that had been hungry for half a year directly cast a dark cloud on his sunny and handsome appearance.
"You didn't finish my job." The handsome man sat on Lin Pixiu's table: "Do you remember what I told you?" ”
Lin Pixiu's face softened, and he knelt on the liquid he urinated on with a puff: "Master spare ...... life"
"I told you a long time ago, I just need to know the owner and strength of the sword, but you are very disobedient. He dared to lose his temper and let him stop here for ten more minutes. The man flicked a strand of hair on the top of Lin Pixiu's head with his fingers like white onions and jade shoots: "I'm a person who doesn't like to be exposed to others, if I am discovered, what do you say I should do, I am very timid." ”
As soon as he heard the man's words, Lin Pixiu's face changed greatly, his eyes were about to burst out of his sockets, and he began to kowtow violently without saying a word, and his mouth was indistinct and he cried out for mercy.
The man smiled like a flower, picked up most of the leftover cigarette from the ashtray, gently put it on his pink lips, and with a stroke of his finger, a wisp of green flame came out.
"Yo, the smoke is good." The man spat out a smoke ring: "You say, why does the Son of Heaven Sword mix with that kind of scum who has no spiritual power at all?" ”
Lin Pixiu buried his head deep in the ground, and replied tremblingly: "No...... I don't know. ”
The man flicked Lin Pixiu's head with his hand: "I don't know, how do you know." Were you really emasculated by that leprechaun? ”
“…… I...... It's ......" Lin Pixiu, who was mentioned to the sore spot again, almost bit his lip and was bleeding, so he barely held back such a sentence.
And the man was particularly charming, covering his forehead and pretending to be compassionate: "It's really pitiful." But if you're obedient, I'll give you one. ”
As he spoke, he took out a piece of yellow sheet paper from his pocket, flicked it up, and grabbed it with his hand. When he opened his hand again, what he was holding in his hand was already a mass of gray-black powder, and he put the powder into Lin Pixiu's thermos cup: "Drink it." ”
Lin Pixiu's face was pale, his eyes stared directly at the thermos cup on the table, and his lips trembled. After too many TV and movie baptisms, he almost didn't have to think about it to be sure that this strange man who came to the door at the same time as he got the sword yesterday was now finally going to attack him.
Drink...... It's definitely going to die. If you don't drink it, your mother's life will definitely not be saved. After weighing the pros and cons, he decisively picked up the strange drink with the smell of grass and wood ash in the ash flutter.
"Oops, oops. Look at what your expression is. The man seemed to have found something funny, covered his mouth and smiled: "You kind of ant, am I still going to poison it?" ”
Lin Pixiu thought about it, what he said was indeed reasonable, and without saying a word, he picked up the cup and drank it all. And the man next to him kept saying a word with a weird smile.
"Ah......" As soon as he finished drinking, Lin Pixiu suddenly covered his lower body and rolled on the ground, his whole face really seemed to be bloodless, a large amount of blood gushed out from his crotch, and a strong smell of blood suddenly surged in the room.
However, the screaming and rolling did not last long, Lin Pixiu gradually calmed down, and gradually climbed from the ground to the chair and gasped for breath, although his face was still gray, but the excitement in his eyes could not be concealed.
"Thank you...... Thank you, Master, for your reinvention. After Lin Pixiu regained a little strength, he knelt down again and kowtowed three times to the man seriously.
The man smiled wickedly, "This is the reward you deserve." ”
Lin Pixiu was just about to thank him again, but the man's tone changed: "I'm a person, the rewards and punishments are clear." ”
As he spoke, he tapped it a few times. The "foreign masters" on the ground, who had originally turned into pieces of paper, stood up one after another.
"You've been lonely for twenty years, so it shouldn't matter if you're a man or a woman." The man smiled and looked up at his watch: "It's time for me to go to work." ”
Under Lin Pixiu's frightened eyes, the man paced to the door gracefully like a prince, and held the door frame with his hand, and threw a flying kiss at Lin Pixiu: "Have fun." ”
The door also locked Lin Pixiu's screams in the room, and the silence and serenity outside were in stark contrast to the blood in the room.
"Tsk, that's pathetic." The man shook his head and took out the cigarette butt he had just smoked: "Li Guo, is it?" It was lovely. ”
As he spoke, his hands in his pockets and disappeared directly into a shadow around the corner of the hallway, except for the fishy smell that seemed to fill the air with his body, which resembled blood.
"I've sneezed four times." Li Guo kept rubbing his nose in the co-pilot seat of Bird Zijing: "I'm afraid it's not a cold." ”
Bird Zijing frowned while driving the car, and did not mean to talk to Li Guo at all.
"Are you having menstrual cramps?" Seeing the appearance of the bird spirit, Li Guo suddenly interjected nonsensically: "It's painful to look at you." ”
Birdie glanced at Li Guo: "Don't you think there's something weird in that room?" ”
Li Guo thought about it carefully: "Personally, I feel that if the dome is painted with blue paint, it will be more like the Arabic style." ”
"......" Bird Zijing glanced at Li Guo with a strange expression: "You are in good spirits today." I'm asking you if there's anything you feel different? ”
Li Guo thought about it carefully again, and then nodded: "The people who came in behind are indeed not normal, did you hear them snort?" No matter how much you practice, it's impossible not to be in pain. ”
"Bingo! That's right. Bird Zijing clapped his hands and looked at Li Guo with blazing eyes: "I finally thought of something wrong!" ”
Li Guo put himself on the saddle and pointed to the window with a panicked face, "Ditch!" ”
There was no suspense that the Passat did not have an unmanned system at all, and under the drive of the overexcited bird spirit, it drove into a deep ditch on the side of the road, and planted itself headfirst in it.
If it weren't for Zhan Lu fixing Li Guo in his position, it is estimated that he would have broken the windshield a long time ago, and the bird spirit was trapped in the airbag, and the whole person was like a ** in the airbag and laughed stupidly.
"It seems that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today." After the bird essence inserted the airbag, he propped himself on the dashboard with his long legs and looked at Li Guo with a smile: "Do we call the police or climb out by ourselves?" ”
Li Guo said "um": "Have you bought insurance for this car?" ”
Torikoshi shrugged: "Who knows, I stole it." ”
Li Guo: "......"
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Ahh Life was helpless, saying that I went to see the supermoon today. Then when we went out, we suddenly came a dark cloud, and then the rain poured down, not to mention the moon, even the sun could not see a single hair. Tragedy in the world, tragedy......
And, there's. I'm a fan of Daewoo Twin Swords, what's wrong? What's wrong!?
By the way, does anyone know where the Patriot 128MB MP3 is sold? The kind of submarine-like ones are extinct...... Mine is broken, but that's more of a souvenir for me, and I'm reluctant to do it.