Chapter 14: The Wildcat Rangers
At half past two in the afternoon, Wang Cheng and Gao Daquan sat on the steps of the supermarket and chatted like two door gods.
I only heard Wang Chengdao: "At that time, I was lying on top of their heads, the enemy was two, one was holding an AK-47, the other was holding an AK-74, it was a hostage rescue operation, and I had to quietly resolve the battle." β
Gao Daquan said: "AK-47 is the kind of gun made of wood, right?" β
Wang Chengdao: "Yes, the handguard and the handle are made of wood, and 74 is about the same." β
Gao Daquan said: "Then how do you deal with those two enemies?" β
Wang Chengdao: "Because I wasn't sure how many people there were, I stayed on it for a while before I dared to go down, and I quietly followed the second person until I reached a narrow corridor before I made a move - I broke the neck of the person behind me with my left hand, and at the same time plunged my right hand into the back of the head of the person in front of me with a saber." Wang Cheng emphatically introduced, "The knife inserted into the back of the head is the fastest way to deal with the enemy, and it will definitely not make a sound." β
Gao Daquan imagined the scene at that time and sighed: "It's amazing, then who are you fighting for?" β
Wang Cheng said lightly: "I am a mercenary, whoever pays for me will fight for whom." β
Gao Daquan shook his head and said, "You should fight for justice, what if the bad guys pay?" β
Wang Cheng smiled sarcastically: "Most of the time there is no so-called justice and evil in the war, I participate in large mercenary companies, most of the time in South Africa, those small African countries have frequent political axes, maybe today you are invited to deal with the [***] armed political axe tomorrow after a coup d'Γ©tat yourself will become a terrorist, so who do you say is just?" β
Gao Daquan sighed: "It's too complicated. β
Wang Chengdao: "All we can rely on is our comrades-in-arms, there is no luck on the battlefield, especially for our mercenaries, you can't expect the other party to capture you and not kill you, because no political axe and organization is willing to appeal for public opinion support and pay ransom for you." Therefore, we will never leave any of our teammates behind when fighting, that means betrayal, and the loyalty and trust of your comrades is a guarantee that you will survive in the next battle! β
Gao Daquan said: "What about those comrades-in-arms of yours?" β
Wang Cheng was silent for a long time, and said lonely: "They are all dead." β
"Then why are you still alive?"
Wang Cheng couldn't imagine that Gao Daquan asked so directly, and said embarrassedly: "Uh...... Because they're all dead, I'm not going to do it. He returned to his grim expression, "I want to live a normal life." β
Ah Po squatted next to me and listened for a long time, and said to me quietly: "The more I listen, the more I can't tell the truth or falsehood." What about you, boss? β
I smiled and said, "I can't hear it either, anyway, I think it's definitely a great power for Wang Cheng to go to the starting point to write military documents!" β
A Po said: "Then in the book, the four of us are the kind of little bosses who don't have the ability to make trouble everywhere every day, but they are kind-hearted, Wang Cheng secretly wipes his ass for us every day, and in the end, he can't get a sentence and be scolded by readers." β
I took a breath of cold air and said, "Let's take a look when we go back in the evening, if there is such a book, it will definitely be written by Wang Cheng!" β
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Now the only one who wholeheartedly believes in Wang Cheng is Gao Daquan, Gao Daquan has just come down from the mountain - in fact, he is a forest guard, not an ape like Mount Tai, he sometimes goes to the mountain to catch a set or something, there is a TV and a machine that plays video tapes on the mountain, so although Gao Daquan can't watch the news, but he has seen AK-47 and watched a few movies, but after a long time, people have become a little silly, and he believes what Wang Cheng says. He thought there was really a Rambo in this world.
Gao Daquan asked Wang Cheng: "What weapons do you usually use?" β
Wang Cheng glanced at him with a layman's eye and said: "Weapons are temporarily equipped according to different specific tasks, and companies and employers generally distribute them, of course, each mercenary has a large number of his own personal weapons. There is a big difference between the guys used for rescue, riot, and assassination, and if it is a night battle, night vision devices and thermal goggles are also used. β
Gao Daquan reluctantly asked: "Then what do you like to use?" β
Wang Cheng showed a strong sense of nostalgia, and said abruptly: "I am a sniper, and I generally like to use a 12.7-caliber Barrett anti-materiel sniper rifle, which my comrades-in-arms jokingly call a cannon." Wang Cheng asked Gao Daquan, "Have you seen it, that gun?" β
Gao Daquan shook his head.
Wang Cheng stretched out a foot from afar, raised his hand high above his head and said, "That gun is so long!" β
Ah Po slapped me hard: "Eh, what a sniper!" β
Gao Daquan said: "I also have a gun, but I don't know what model it is, anyway, I know it's called a shotgun." β
Wang Cheng suddenly became interested and said, "What kind?" β
Gao Daquan gestured back and forth and said: "It's so long, the butt of the gun is also wooden, and the hammer is wrapped in a piece of tin ......."
Wang Cheng listened to it for a long time and didn't understand the essentials, and finally had to say: "It is estimated that it is old Browning." β
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Half an hour later, a person came to Wangfu Street, this person we knew, it was Da Yong, who had just met yesterday, he got out of the taxi and began to look around, and then grabbed the youngest son of Zhang's sister-in-law and asked: "Hey, where is there a supermarket on your street?" β
Sister-in-law Zhang's son was dragged so that his arm hurt, and when he looked up, he saw that it was a big man in a suit, and he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he jumped up and down to block Dayong's sight with his body and said childishly: "I don't know, we don't have a supermarket on this street." β
Dayong said to himself suspiciously: "Xiaohui obviously told me ......" He let go of the child, and planned to ask elsewhere, the civet cat in the mahjong parlor with a tattoo took a scoop of cold water and drank it at the door, and felt that he couldn't see it, so he shouted in a thick voice: "I can't look forward with long eyes?" β
Dayong was stunned for a moment, and turned his head along the corner of the civet cat's mouth to see that I was cheering at him at the door of the supermarket, and he himself was embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Where is this?" β
The civet cat muttered, "Stupid! And he went back with the scoop.
Dayong said unhappily: "Who is the bald head, who is so rushed, if it weren't for the fact that he helped me a little bit, I would have to smash the girl - by the way, what about the little rabbit cub just now?" He turned back to Sister-in-law Zhang and her son, and the child had already run away.
I laughed and said, "Why are you here, aren't you busy?" β
Dayong said: "Don't mention it, the kid I told you yesterday has been arrested by the police, and the boss deliberately gave us three days off." β
I said, "Just the kid who killed three people?" β
Dayong nodded: "Now we are relaxed, it is strange that this kid does not die!" He asked me, "What about Xiaohui?" β
I said, "It's inside." β
"Then let's talk about it." Dayong went headlong into the supermarket.
Ah Po, who didn't speak from beginning to end, said angrily: "What is this kid doing here? β
As soon as Dayong entered the supermarket, he said enthusiastically: "Xiaohui, brother, I see you are here." β
Xiaohui was comparing the business share before and after we took over the supermarket, and when she looked up and saw that it was him, she said unexpectedly: "It's you?" β
Dayong smiled and said: "Yes, yesterday you casually said that you opened a supermarket on Wangfu Street, I remember it, doesn't it depend on you to come?" β
Without waiting for Xiaohui to answer, Xiao Lu, who had just returned from iQue, saw someone coming and hurriedly said, "What does Mr. want?" β
Dayong glanced at her and cautiously asked Xiaohui, "She was the one who sang yesterday, right?" β
Xiaohui nodded.
Dayong hurriedly said to Xiao Lu politely: "Oh, it's better to meet if you're really famous-isn't the little girl quite smart?" β
Xiaohui smiled and said, "Brother Dayong, is this a good way?" β
Dayong said solemnly: "No, I came here to see you." β
Xiaohui sighed, looked down at the account book again, and said casually, "You can sit down." β
Dayong looked around at all places to sit, so he leaned on the counter and said, "No need, I'll just look at you." β
In fact, Xiaohui looks cold to everyone, just like us, but Leng Bingbing and Leng Bingbing are also separated, which has to be distinguished by smart people, but unfortunately Dayong is not a smart person, so he insisted on chatting with Xiaohui without a word.
The more Ah Po looked at it, the more angry he became, and he turned back to me and said, "Boss, I want to beat him!" β
I laughed and said, "You have no way out, how can you say that Dayong is also small, so you can't come to see Xiaohui?" β
Ah Po clenched his fists rattle, and I reminded him: "If you really beat him, Xiaohui should say that you don't use your brains to do things." β
Ah Po immediately wilted and muttered, "Then what should I do?" β
I laughed and didn't say anything.
Ah Po followed my eyes and saw that our two major gods were sitting at the door chatting, especially when he saw Gao Daquan, Ah Po's eyes lit up and shouted: "Gao Daquan, come here." β
Gao Daquan heard the sound and stared at Ah Po with his unique protoss' arrogance and indifferent eyes, and he didn't move at all.
Ah Po hurriedly put on a smiling face and flattered: "Brother Daquan, can you please come over for a while?" β
Gao Daquan lazily patted his buttocks and walked over, while turning back to Wang Cheng and saying, "I haven't fired a single shot, I don't need that thing......" and then asked Ah Po, "What's the matter?" β
Ah Po couldn't help but say that he stuffed 200 yuan into Gao Daquan's hand and said, "Brother Daquan, you just came down from the mountain, you shouldn't be rich, right?" β
Gao Daquan looked at the money in his hand and said vigilantly: "What do you want me to do?" "He's not stupid, he knows that someone stuffs money into him for no reason.
Ah Po smiled and said, "Aren't you the beastmaster, can you find a way to let your group of brothers come forward to drive the kid away at will?" β
Gao Daquan glanced at Dayong in the supermarket, stared at Ah Po and said coldly: "Do you think money can buy an incomparably glorious and righteous god clan?" β
"Too little, huh?"
I saw Gao Daquan roll his eyes, and hurriedly scolded Ah Po: "Is Daquan that kind of god? Then he smiled at Gao Daquan and said, "Daquan, if you help you with some help, it won't prevent you from maintaining justice, didn't Wang Cheng also say it, some things don't matter whether they are righteous or evil." β
Ah Po heard me change his tune, and hurriedly said: "Yes, you should teach the hooligans who molested women a lesson, please-"
Gao Daquan looked at Xiao Hui with an impatient face in the supermarket and Da Yong, who kept pestering, and began to hesitate.
I added fuel and vinegar to the side and said, "Besides, 200 yuan is a lot, don't you want to think about how you will live after three days without money?" β
Ah Po said: "That is, I hired two migrant workers to beat him up to 100." β
Gao Daquan: "...... Okay then, I'll try, how do you think I can help you? β
Ah Po said: "You can just gather a few cats and dogs to drive him away." β
Gao Daquan nodded, and then he sniffed and listened to the sound on the ground, and finally got up and said, "There are only 5 wild cats nearby, wait for me to find them." As he spoke, Gao Daquan's lips pursed lightly, probably issuing an order.
Ah Po was curious: "Are you talking cat language?" β
Gao Daquan said: "No, I'm learning the sound of people smacking fish bones." β
Po: "Then do you have to learn to pull the ...... when you gather the dog" I kicked him back.
After a while, five wild cats with harazi hanging on the corners of their mouths really gathered in front of us from all directions, Gao Daquan found a secluded place to hold a pre-war mobilization meeting, he bent his left arm and stretched out his right arm and ordered: "Line up according to the size!" "It seems that Brother Daquan has also participated in the militia.
The five wild cats really stood in a row side by side according to their size, all half-squatting on the ground, looking at the tall and big with their eyes, the first one had a fierce expression, a lack in the ear, and the tallest figure, and the second was a one-eyed dragon.
Gao Daquan withdrew his posture, walked around in front of them with his hands behind his back, and finally cleared his throat and said, "There is a task to bring you here-" He pointed to Dayong in the supermarket and said, "You will be responsible for cleaning this person out in a moment!" I whispered to Gao Daquan: "It's better to keep the movement quiet." β
Gao Daquan added: "Yes, pay attention to concealment and do not accidentally injure civilians, and after the operation is successful, each person will have a dried salted fish." β
The group of cats was in high spirits, meowing and meowing, Gao Daquan said to Ah Po: "But you have to pay for this money!" β
Gao Daquan turned around twice, as if remembering something, and said: "Oh, by the way, since you accept the payment, you are mercenaries, so you must remember: you are not allowed to be captured, I will not reveal my identity to negotiate with the enemy about the hostages, nor will I pay the ransom for you - who else has a problem now?" "I really didn't listen to Wang Cheng's nonsense in vain.
Cats: "Meow." β
"Okay, no problem, let's take action soon, do you have any confidence in this operation?"
Cats: "Meow." β
Gao Daquan said solemnly: "Be louder, I can't hear it." β
Cats: "Meow! β
Gao Daquan put a hand over his ear and said defiantly: "What are you talking about?" β
The group of cats excited, neat, and deafeningly said: "Meow! β
Gao Daquan was satisfied and said, "Go ahead!" β
Seeing this, I finally basically determined: Comrade Gao Daquan must have been abused by the militia captain before he became a god.
Five wild cats lined up in a column and quietly left our sight, twisting their waists and branches lightly, and rushing to the battlefield with impeccable cat steps. β
After a while, I heard Dayong shouting anxiously: "Damn, where are so many cats?" β
We turned out of the corner and looked, only to see 5 wild cats squatting in front of Dayong, surrounding him, looking at him with an unkind expression, Dayong said in a little panic: "Xiaohui, where are you getting so many cats?" β
Xiaohui glanced at us and said with a smile, "You ate fish at noon, right?" β
Dayong retreated again and again, and finally leaned against the wall and said urgently: "I am allergic to cats, and when I touch cats, I get itchy all over." β
The head cat began to issue an ultimatum to Dayong in one ear: "Meow! β
Dayong leaned against the wall and said, "What's that...... Xiaohui, I'll come to see you another day, I said, why are you so many cats? β
Xiao Lu also stopped in a daze, and when he saw a cat, he suddenly ran up and picked up the youngest one and said, "This is so small, it looks like it's just a full moon." β
I laughed and said, "Daquan, do you still hire boy scouts?" β
Gao Daquan lowered his head in shame.
Dayong withdrew from the supermarket, the group of cats still stared at him with hostility, Wang Cheng was also surprised, he stood up in front of Dayong and said, "You withdraw first, I'll cover." β
Dayong seemed to be very impressed by Wang Cheng, and said as he moved: "Thank you." Then he shouted at me, "In the future, you will drink and bring enough money, if this brother Wang hadn't come to me yesterday, I think who will help you pay the bills?" β
β¦β¦ Now we finally know how Wang Cheng paid the bills.
Wang Cheng said embarrassedly: "Don't say so much, you can go quickly." β
Dayong ran out of the street with a smoke, Wang Cheng saw that we were all looking at him with unkind eyes, and said with a smile: "Soldiers, you have to adapt measures to local conditions, anyway, he is your friend." β
5 cats completed the task, and lined up to wait for us behind the wall, even the smallest one jumped out of Xiao Green's arms, Ah Po took 5 bags of fish fillets from the shelf, and Wang Cheng glanced at him and said, "What did you do yesterday when you said you took a can of beer when you went to the checkout?" β
Wang Chengdao: "Drink." β
ββ¦β¦ And what about the can? β
"Thrown."
"That's it?"
Wang Cheng wondered: "That's it, what's wrong?" β
Ah Po didn't want to talk anymore, and came to the back with the fish fillet to celebrate the cats. Ah Po tore open the packaging bag and poured the fish fillets in front of each cat, clapped his hands and discussed with Gao Daquan with great ambition: "Do you think I, as the political commissar and the sponsor of this operation, also say a few words?" β
Gao Daquan said: "Just say it if you want to, they can't understand what you say anyway." β
Po: "......"
The group of cats gobbled up the fish, chatted with Gao Daquan for a few more words, and then dispersed. We later learned that one ear and one-eyed dragon were two people.
It didn't take much effort to suddenly come back to one ear, and it crouched in front of the tall and comprehensive, and seemed a little embarrassed to say, "Meow." β
Gao Daquan said to Ah Po: "You go and get another bag of fish fillets." β
Ah Po smiled: "No problem, I said it early before I was full." β
He took out the fish fillet and handed it to one ear, but the other ear did not eat, and walked over the house with the bag in his mouth. β
"Tell me what the second wife is first?" Gao Daquan was puzzled for a while before explaining: "It said that it still has a second wife on Ximen Street and hasn't eaten for a day." β
Ah Po said angrily: "Then you have to invite this meal!" β
Gao Daquan said depressedly: "Why? β
Ah Po said indignantly: "You are still a god clan, can this kind of crooked atmosphere be fueled - the second wife is the little wife!" β
Gao Daquan was stunned for a while and said: "Then fortunately, this time it's Elvis, if it's the Monkey King, I'll be miserable, and they have at least a dozen little wives." β
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I just asked in the group what animal has the most little wives, and those unscrupulous people actually said that it was Xiaohua
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