Chapter 13: The Beastmaster
On our way back, I received a call from Xiaohui saying that they were having a supper in the square next to Wangfu Street.
I asked the master to go directly, but when I got there, there were only Xiaohui and Wushuang, and I asked, "What about Wang Cheng and Xiaolu?" ”
Wushuang said: "They went back, and we are guessing what Wang Cheng is going to settle with." ”
"Did you guess it?" I sat down with a smile and shouted to the boss: "Two steamed buns, two bowls of rice noodles, and two grilled sausages." ”
It will already be more than 12 o'clock, and the people in the square are sparse, but only at this point can there be supper supper, and it is easy to be covered by the city management if you come out too early.
Xiaohui said to me: "You have a good appetite." ”
I said, "No, it's been a night of fighting." ”
Xiaohui found the hundred clothes on Ah Po's body, and said with a smile: "Who are you with?" ”
I told them about the woman in red while eating rice noodles, and Xiaohui said solemnly: "Do you suspect that this Red Night Girl is also our kind?" ”
I nodded and said, "Didn't Liu Lao Liu say what kind of seed outbreak year this year?" ”
Wushuang said: "If she is good at kung fu alone, I would like to learn from her." ”
Xiao Hui condensed and said: "No matter what she is, she shouldn't pose a threat to us, as long as she doesn't come to provoke us." ”
After putting this question down, I asked, "How did he pay the bill?" ”
Wushuang and Xiaohui shook their heads, and I smiled: "This Wang Cheng is really a bit mysterious. ”
Ah Po said: "And I thought about it for a while, even if he is really a special mercenary, what does it have to do with the checkout?" Not an alchemist. ”
Wushuang said: "Don't you think Xiao Lu is also mysterious? A girl who sings so badly, but plays a good guitar. ”
Then we started talking about who is not mysterious, and the final result is: Aunt Meng, Sister-in-law Zhang, civet cats and policewoman Yuan Jing are all mysterious!
Ah Po shouted: "There are only four of us two hundred and five together, and Ren Ma has no identity, and he will wait for death to eat." ”
Xiaohui smiled: "By the way, Ah Yi, you should find a weapon, like today, if you have a weapon at hand, the Red Night Girl will probably not be able to run." ”
I wondered, "What is the best thing to use?" A big knife and spear is definitely not good, and I, the director of the neighborhood committee, can't carry M16 to work every day. ”
"Look for it slowly, there's always a suitable one." Xiaohui said to Ah Po again: "You'd better wear less white clothes in the future." ”
Ah Po suddenly said a little frustrated: "I still haven't experienced what pain is today" He hugged his head depressedly and said, "-What is pain?" ”
Xiaohui touched his arm and said, "It's painful to feel 100 times stronger than this." ”
Ah Po punched his arm hard, and said blankly: "There is no difference." ”
Xiaohui said: "I'm talking about feeling 100 times stronger, not with 100 times the strength." ”
I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, it's not a good thing, if you don't know, you don't know - it's definitely not as good as you touched her just now." ”
Wushuang and Xiaohui said in unison: "Who to touch?" ”
Ah Po looked at Xiaohui nervously, glanced at me and said, "Boss, be kind." ”
……
We were chatting here, and a young woman in the open-air cold drink café opposite suddenly aroused our interest, she was about twenty-four or five years old at most, but she seemed to be ripe, the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were all pretty, she wore an eye-catching pink suspender, revealing a smooth back like jade, and her lower body was trimmed with bell bottoms, her thighs were round and her calves were straight, especially the sultry SD doll head, which was really soul-destroying.
I can guarantee that the two words that come to mind when a man sees her must be "wife" and "one-night stand". The young woman only ordered a Coke, and the lonely little demeanor was indeed a bit lonely and picky, I think if she hadn't brought a dog, a man would have gone up to talk to her - she brought a Labrador that stood up enough to be half a head taller than Pan Changjiang!
The reason why she can be so leisurely and relaxed is because this dog, looking at a large group of men drooling at her, the young woman looked at the group with a sneering face, and calmly stretched out five orchid jade fingers coated with cardamom oil and slowly touched the dog's head, the meaning was obvious: whoever has the courage to let the horse come!
Ah Po smiled evilly: "Wushuang, the time has come to reflect your value, go up and try who is more attractive between you and the dog?" ”
Then the big dog suddenly became irritable, and began to circle at the feet of the mistress, and the young woman ordered him to sit down several times, but he sat up again and again, and began to shake his head and tail incessantly. Just as there was a little accident, a tall man walked up to the young woman and sat down directly across from her without saying a word.
Ah Po and I immediately brightened up in our eyes, and winked at each other: "Finally, there is someone who is not afraid of death!" ”
The man had a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a serious expression, wearing an outdated black trench coat, and a pair of sturdy military hook leather shoes on his feet, and after he sat down, he reached out and patted the dog's back, and the young woman exclaimed: "Be careful, it bites!" ”
The black trench coat ignored her, and when he saw the dog turn his head, he ordered softly, "Sit down!" ”
The dog sat down obediently, and from time to time he secretly looked upward, as if in infinite awe of the man in front of him. The young woman glanced at the black trench coat in surprise, and the black trench coat put his hand under the dog's neck and teased, and asked, "What's your name?" ”
The young woman blushed and whispered, "Mei Lan." ”
The black trench coat glanced at her, "I asked for its name." ”
"Oh...... It's called shrimp. ”
The black trench coat patted the dog's head again, and said softly: "Shrimp, what's wrong with you?" ”
The shrimp wagged his tail at him and whimpered twice.
The black trench coat nodded and said to Mei Lan: "Its collar is broken, and it is very strangled now." ”
"Really?" Mei Lan hurriedly leaned over to inspect it, revealing a deep furrow......
The men around him swallowed their saliva and guessed viciously, "It looks like I'm going to cheapen this kid tonight." ”
Mei Lan took off the collar of the shrimp and saw that it had been tripped, and couldn't help but say in disbelief: "You are really a god!" ”
The black trench coat smiled slightly and said to the shrimp: "Protect your master well in the future." ”
As if he had received some order from his superiors, the shrimp immediately stood up solemnly and wagged his tail constantly.
The black trench coat said, "Sit down." The shrimp quickly sat down and wagged his tail.
Mei Lan clasped her hands in her heart and said, "Wow, that's amazing, how did you do it?" ”
The black trench coat made a cool gesture with a finger: "Just be careful, and sometimes you'll find that you can understand their language." ”
"Can you teach me?" The young woman Mei Lan's eyes are full of admiration......
I lamented with Ah Po: "Hey, this woman is finished. ”
I knew that this trench coat boy had obviously succeeded, but suddenly got up and left, everyone was surprised, I whispered: "Damn, is he really more interested in dogs than ditches?" ”
Ah Po pulled me: "Don't say it, it's coming to us." ”
In Mei Lan's stunned gaze, the black trench coat actually walked straight in front of us, he pulled a stool and sat among us, looked around and then nodded to the table and said straight to the point: "I know who you are, let me introduce myself, my name is Gao Daquan, Protoss!" ”
I interrupted him, "What clan?" "Since I became the director of the neighborhood committee, I have registered many people's ID cards, and it seems that there is no such ethnic group among the 56 ethnic groups.
Gao Daquan looked at me coldly and said, "Protoss-you are demons, I am a god!" ”
The four of us looked at each other and understood what he was talking about.
Ah Po said: "Are you looking for trouble?" ”
Gao Daquan shook his head and said: "I have been observing you for a long time, although you are demons, but you have not done anything out of the ordinary, I don't embarrass you now, but I will keep an eye on you!" ”
The four of us looked at each other again......
Gao Daquan looked at the buns and grilled sausages on the table and asked us, "Do you still want this?" ”
We shook our heads.
Gao Daquan brought everything to him and said coldly: "Don't waste food!" Then he gobbled it up, and when he was full of food and drink, he saw us looking at him dumbfounded, so he wiped his mouth and said, "I think you can also see that I have just come out of the mountains, and I am not very used to urban life, so I want to ask you to help me arrange a job, and it is better to live closer to you." ”
We all listened stupidly, what kind of person is this...... Belch...... God?
In the end, Wushuang calmly analyzed: "According to your intentions, you are monitoring us, and we still have to feed you, right?" ”
Gao Daquan thought about it, and finally nodded and said, "That's right. ”
Ah Po couldn't help but ask, "Are you gods so shameless?" ”
Gao Daquan said coldly: "If I don't kill you, don't you know how to be grateful?" ”
Xiaohui put a finger on her glasses and asked, "How did you find us?" ”
"You have demonic energy in you!"
The four of us sniffed each other and said in unison, "No! ”
Gao Daquan smiled proudly: "Only God can discern it, God is originally a high-level demon, now you know how kind I am to you, right?" ”
I had a headache and said, "Why do you think you can kill us?" ”
Gao Daquan said confidently: "God is originally the master of everything, although it is our obligation to destroy demons, but I am very principled, as long as you don't do bad things, I won't touch you." Of course, if you dare to cause harm to the world, I will kill you at all costs. ”
I said, "Why are you?" "I tried it secretly, and I could stop time at will, and Gao Daquan was obviously far less vigilant than the Red Night Girl, and I could clearly see that he was no different from an ordinary person when he was fixed by me, he was stupid.
Gao Daquan dusted off his shabby trench coat, looked like a bamboo in his chest, and said: "All the animals running on the ground are under my command - I am their king!" Speaking of this, the corners of this guy's mouth twitched, and he said confidently, "Do you think that the four of you are sure that you can deal with the beasts of the world?" ”
We exchanged expressions, and we were all secretly amused, Ah Po said: "Then you don't have much bull, you don't have dogs in the city, how many little brothers can you call?" ”
I kindly reminded him: "If you want to live really can't go on, you can carry a camera to shoot the South China tiger or something, I think you have a higher success rate than the surname Zhou, and now the world is running on the ground except for rats, which are basically precious animals, you have to call on them to want the countryside to surround the city, it is easy to cheapen poaching, the cost of combat is too high, it is equivalent to driving a bird of prey to hit a civilian toilet." ”
Although Gao Daquan didn't understand what he meant, he also understood what I meant, and he was surprised: "Is the situation already so bad?" ”
Xiaohui said lightly: "Now there are less than 100,000 tigers and lions in the world, do you still think it is the beautiful era in the past when there were tigers fighting on a hill casually?" ”
Ah Po said: "I don't believe you used your divine power to detect how many animals are nearby?" ”
Gao Daquan pinched his fingers and said, "There is only one dog within a radius of 10 miles." But then his eyes lit up and he said, "But there's another tiger!" ”
Wushuang said: "Are you talking about the one in the zoo?" ”
We've all seen that tiger, a 5-year-old adult tiger can't weigh more than 200 pounds, or if you don't look at the words on the cage, you think it's a civet......
Gao Daquan hung his head and said: "Unexpectedly, in less than 6,000 years, the earth has become like this. ”
Look at his pitiful appearance, a living public service announcement for environmental protection.
I asked him, "So, do you remember what you were like 6,000 years ago?" ”
Gao Daquan said: "Of course, I have awakened. ”
I wondered and asked them, "Then why can't we remember what happened before?" ”
Gao Daquan was surprised: "Don't you know who you are?" ”
I said, "We just have some special abilities." ”
Ah Po clenched his fists and approached Gao Daquan and said: "Since the gods and demons are not separated, should we take advantage of the fact that you are alone now and only kill you, or will you gather the little brothers from all over the world to kill us in the future?" ”
Gao Daquan sighed deeply and said weakly: "I lost, you guys do it." ”
I glared at Ah Po and smiled at Gao Daquan: "Don't take it seriously, he's joking with you." Since you are so kind to us, we must not fail to be morally justified, and go back to your mountains and forests -- a friendly reminder to you, even if you want to trouble us, do not fool the jaguar and the African lion, and if you can't even cross the equator, you will be wiped out. ”
Unexpectedly, Gao Daquan shook his head and said: "I won't go anywhere, God's duty is to supervise the demon, although I am not your opponent, but I still have to monitor you, if you dare to make a little trouble, I will not hesitate to fight with you!" "Speaking of the back, tall and full of voices.
Ah Po scratched his head and said, "Damn, I also touched the hob meat." ”
I said, "I have no objection to you wanting to stay and spy on us, but we don't feed you." ”
Gao Daquan stretched out three fingers and said: "For three days, you will take care of me for three days, and I will handle the future matters by myself." ”
Ah Po covered his face......
Wushuang was also a little unable to sit still and said, "Don't forget that we are enemies. ”
I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, three days is three days." I said, "But we can't take you home, can you squeeze with others?" ”
Gao Daquan said: "Yes." ”
Wushuang exclaimed: "You won't let him squeeze with Xiao Lu, right?" ”
……
Wang Cheng bought a large mattress today, which is enough to sleep two people.
I asked Ah Po and them to go back first, took Gao Daquan to the door of the supermarket, took out the key to open the door, and then opened the rolling door with a bang, turned back and said to Gao Daquan: "I will help you find a job these days, and sleep here at night, and - can I call you Daquan in the future?" I can't call you the Beastmaster, now the word 'accept' is not a good word. ”
Gao Daquan nodded at me and said, "Enemies are sometimes respectable. "I analyzed that Gao Daquan didn't take us in his eyes before he came out of the mountain, basically he regarded himself as Fahai and regarded us as snake demons, but after arriving, he found that not only was he not Fahai, but he was not even a centipede spirit, but fortunately, we were all kind demons and did not embarrass him, so he was willing to treat us as enemies now.
I lowered my head and went in to turn on the light, but I saw that the floor was empty, and I couldn't help but wonder, where could Wang Cheng go so late?
Then I heard a voice behind me say coldly, "You have to be glad that you are not my enemy, otherwise you would be dead by now." ”
I turned around and saw Wang Cheng "holding" a fruit knife in his hand, and he was standing close behind me. But I didn't admire his vigilance, and I opened the door to make a noise, even if it was a pig sleeping inside.
Without waiting for me to say anything, Gao Daquan came in and asked me, "Is he the Wang Cheng you told me?" ”
Wang Cheng glanced at Gao Daquan, and suddenly said, "You said that the enemy is sometimes respectable?" ”
Gao Daquan nodded, and Wang Cheng stretched out his hand to him and said, "I agree with this sentence." ”
The big hands of the two men silently clasped together, and I was cold.
Until the moment they closed the door behind me, I was still trembling and thinking: Nothing will happen to these two men at night, right?
The next day it was sunny, Ah Po and Wushuang stayed at home to sleep, I went to work early in the morning, and Xiaohui went to the supermarket to see how the trial operation was going.
Wang Cheng and Gao Daquan seem to have the habit of getting up early, when I passed by the supermarket, the two of them had already opened the door, inside and out, and I was a little surprised that the two men who both took the cold route actually talked and laughed, and it seemed that the conversation was very speculative.
Xiao Lu also came after a while, this girl likes to stand when she has nothing to do, and sometimes she will stand on one foot, so that her body will shake slightly in a natural state, and no one will buy anything and she will be in a fugue, which is different from seeing Wushuang in a daze, Xiao Lu will be very focused after seeing Wushuang in a daze, but when a person is in a fugue, he will be like a monkey out of his body and don't know where to go.
The three of them were busy with a clear division of labor, and Xiaohui clicked on the shelves to see what to buy next time, which made me feel very peaceful and peaceful.
In the morning, the documents were sent out, and it was time to issue the only child fee, I counted the old ladies with Aunt Meng and them for a long time, and when I saw the time for dinner, Wang Cheng suddenly came to me and said: "Boss, do you give me a month's or half a month's salary advance, I don't have money for food." ”
Thinking that he helped us pay the wine bill yesterday, although I don't know what method was used, I generously said: "This month, even if you go to the food stall to eat, you will record it on my account." ”
Gao Daquan appeared in my eyes at the right time, and I sighed, "You can go too." ”
…… So the two of them appeared together in the small food stall opposite to eat ramen, and after eating a bowl, they held the bowl and shouted at the same time: "Renew the bowl!" ”
Ah Po, who had just woken up and walked out, squatted at the door of the supermarket, watching them continue bowl by bowl, holding his head and saying, "Oh, I'm worried to death." ”
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I want a ticket! I want a ticket! If you want to know how Wang Cheng paid the bill, you can give the ticket~~~~
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